>A family's camping trip turns into a nightmare when, plagued by marital issues, the parents and their two children slowly disappear one by one after hearing disturbing, unexplainable noises deep within the forest.https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3951790/the-blair-witch-project-reboot-plot-details-revealed/
>>220979445the fact they they couldn't do this in the last 20 years and are just now capitalizing on the hype of the backrooms means this is going to be garbage
>>220979445he's releasing it all over the wall
>>220979445Reheating Gen-X slop for zoomers.
>>220979445>blumhouse Yeah into the garbage it goes
>>220979445Wanna bet the dad will be black, the woman white, and their children mixed?
>>220979445>Blair Witch with today's cameras that have effortlessly smooth panningDOA.
>>220979474this was planned well before the backrooms movie was in development
>>220979445these people never learn do they
>>220979474They did in 2016 but nobody liked it. TheRedLetterMedia guys gave it a bad review, and then the writer showed up and they made fun of how bad it sucked.
>>220980245>effortlessly smooth panningjust do it handheld retardlearn how to make films before you make dipshit posts like this again
>>220980375You're preaching to the choir but you know they aren't gonna use handheld.
>>220980516if they're planning to ape the original like the rumors are all suggesting, yes they fucking will.
>>220980549We'll see.
>>220980347why do you namedrop ecelebs like anyone cares what they think?
>>220980375>>220980549>>220980574What is this impotent, emasculated rage? You sound like a little bitch.
In the age of vlogging and shit, The Blair Witch Project has absolutely lost any appeal it once had. It definitely didn't age well, and trying to rewatch it is almost impossible.
