>Dear Frylock,>Your smile lights up my day. You are smart, funny, caring, and such a true friend to me. So could you please get rid of the magnet that's causing us to act like a bunch of wussies and write little notes to each other and givin' out gifts all the time? 'Cause, I liked when we was men, and we froze a squirrel and sawed it in half.>Smiley Face,>Meatwad