my woman need to smell fish on me so she act right
fat fuck
>HEY BILL, OL BILLY BOY>I HEARD YOUR WIFE GOT PREGNANT >CONGRATULATIONS>ON THE SET OF HER LAST MOVIE>IS THE BABY TIM CURRY'S OR BRUCE CAMPBELL'S>GOTTA BE ERNIE HUDSON'S WITH HOW DARK THAT LITTLE NIGGA IS
CIA killed him He didn't drink or do any drugs, just ate a bunch but was never morbidly obese like Ralphie May or Gabriel Iglesias (who is still alive)He was getting too popular and actually prophesized his own death on O&A by talking about how they only want to kill people who try to unite blacks and whites (JFK, RFK, MLK, Malcolm X, etc) He was making too much sense to both black and white people to understand their cultural differences and where each side was coming from, so they injected him with some substance and he had a stroke he never woke up from
>>220980626Is that why they killed and replaced Dave Chappelle?
>>220980626>CIA killed himno anon his gluttony killed him. he was infamously unabashed about how much of a fat slob he was. by the time it started really affecting his health it was too late. didn't read the rest of your post.
>>220980626>was never morbidly obeseBut he was.
>>220980660>>220980670he had the body type of a slimmer offensive/defensive lineman he claimed to be eating healthier (the whole raw foods phase) but he might have been eating like shit and lying about ithe seemed perfectly healthy on the Sheen roast and died a few months later, compare this to people like Farley or John Candy who were noticeably in poor health the months leading up to their deaths
>>220980626Dude was fat as fuck but the fatness isn't what killed him. It was the completely unchecked diabetes. I bet he was cruising at 300mg/dl as his baseline for the last couple years of his life. The humanist in me wishes he would have just gotten that shit under control. Then again the cynic in me knows if he were still alive he almost certainly would have burned his legacy to the ground over what's been happening in the world over the last decade. In some ways him dying when he did was the best move he could have made for his legacy.Doesn't make me miss him any less.
Why was he friends with racist ass Anthony Cumia?
>>220980523Are there any public pictures of their kids? The oldest has to be almost 10 now. I can't imagine how hideous they look with Bill's mick genes
>>220980783>with bill's genes
he has the width and girth of a much funnier comedian
Which podcasts would he be on regularly now? I don't think he had it in him to do his own
>>220980718>he had the body type of a slimmer offensive/defensive linemanthere’s nothing quite like the unadulterated brain cancer O&A fans come up with… holy shit… son. the average NFL player is 8 inches taller and 50 pounds lighter. he had fucking GOUT he lost a FOOT hahaha the average NFL player is a speed demon who could torch you in a sprint…
>>220980724I'm too thin to really know a lot about diabetes - but I know a lot of people manage it and don't die from it at such a young age. >loses the ability to move his legs>has a blot clot behind his eye >loses the ability to speak>loses the ability to move anywhere on his body>loses the ability to move his eyes>dies are there any other famous cases of diabetes-related deaths that you can compare this to? Slowly and painfully having your entire body fail organ by organ?
>>220980718What are you talking about? He was massive. Maybe he carried the weight well because he was 6'4 or something like that but he was still a giant fat fuck with uncontrolled diabetes. He also didn't drink or do drugs so we didn't see him as a public mess.>>220980772Buddy trolling
>>220980827...do you watch football? Linemen have significantly heavier bodies than RBs or WRs
>>220980838Sounds like he had a stroke on top of being diabetic.
>>220980626He hated whites wtf are you talking about?
>>220980838>Slowly and painfully having your entire body fail organ by organ?That's literally exactly what happens in cases of chronic hyperglycemia. Type 2 diabetics are the most common sufferers of that kind of death. Having sugar freely traveling around your bloodstream at all times and interacting with blood vessel walls and organ tissue will wreck your shit very very quickly. It's a very well understood progression because of how common it is in the modern era. Massive heart attacks and crippling strokes are typically the proximate cause of death but sepsis is a fairly common 3rd caused by necrotic flesh from wounds in the hands and feet that cannot heal because of all the blood vessel and tissue damage from the sugar exposure.
>>220980903his approach to white people wasn't simple and basic, dummylike I remember him coming into studio one day very proud that he had discovered Neil Young and couldn't wait to tell the other white people what he learned
>>220980957Those episodes were always fun. Or the one where he was talking about being jealous of how white families instill a baseline knowledge of finance and maintenance in their kids. Meanwhile he and most of his friends would just use clothing disposably because their often illegal income was high enough that it wasn't a big deal and it meant they didn't have to worry about if their shithole apartment had utilities or not. Those episodes were unironically fascinating looks into different lifestyles.
Watch the Ben Bailey segment from the 2004 Patrice birthday roast if you haven't. He destroys Patrice and a bunch of the Cellar/Tough Crowd/O&A comedians. His takedowns of Patrice, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly, and Vos are incredibly cruel and still relevant 22 years later. Bailey knew exactly what kind of scumbags they were then and they all proved him right with time.
>>220981050>Keith Robinson took Kevin Hart under his wing>and Kevin snapped it off and flew to hollywoodstill relevant 22 years later legendary roast set
>>220981067He called out Patrice for being a fat misanthropic diabetic who didn't care about his health.>Please do us all a favor, eat a cake and kill yourself >Why'd you have to give him a chair with arms? He's inadvertently going to carry it all the way to the parking garageThe Norton jokes are very prescient. Especially this one.>You're living proof that even pseudo celebrity status can make an ugly man seem attractive to a transvestite hooker who is stranded at a truck stop
>>220981273Patrice was a hard one to roast without relying on "u fat" punchlines for every jokerewatch the Sheen roast and see how he reacts when other comics roast him, he'd just start going "that was a good one" to diffuse the impact the best one from Jeff Ross was apparently cut out of the final edit>Patrice you said for years you'd never do one of these roasts>You're a sickle-sellout
>>220980772Opie and Anthony were huge and a great opportunity. Opie got banished to hell and no one likes him now.
>>220981067That's good, the in memoriam of Keith while he is sitting in the front row was brutal. Shame he got a stroke, he was fucking hilarious on the Kevin hart tour.
>>220981695Patrice died before any of the O&A comics/cellar gang really became famous. Kevin Hart was sorta starting to get big but he was only loosely connected to that groupAfter Patrice died was when liberals decided to collectively embrace Louis CK and make him into their darling, towards the end the interviews were awkward because it wasn't their old buddy Louis, it was fancy hollywood Louis. Jay Mohr of all people did the best job at calling it out
>>220981324Oh! That one was personal for insulting Jeff. I like the one he had of Sarah Silverman about wreck it Ralph.
>>220980448no women was willingly fucking this fat ugly bastard right? I mean in exchange for money as a sugar baby relationship i guess
diabetes seems to hit blacks harder than other races, they die from it very frequently
>>220981809he fucked ugly fat black american girls and brazillian prostitutes Von saw she could hook her wagon to his talent and ride him to success, he understood that and was very insecure - admitting he'd take her to swinger clubs and watch as she fucked other guys. He'd then try to rationalize all this behavior as being pimp and "above" other guys then he died and Von's meal ticket died with him
>>220981833blacks also have a lot of congenital heart conditions, jews genetic disorders, whites get bombed with autoimmune diseases, jeets have a lot of physical abnormalities, not sure about the celestials
>>220981769He died in 2011. The crowd had already made it and started the standup boom of the 2000s. Burr and CK were killing it at that time.
>>220980448>cheat on your woman so she doesn't get complacent>complain all women are cunts when she divorces you and collects alimony for you breaking your marital vows before god
>>220981769Louis was a big shot when he knew them always, he was slumming it for promotional press and because he liked the vulgarities. O and a were stars in their own right from terrestrial radio. They were second only to stern much to the chagrin of opster. More had it out for Louis because he big leagued him and made him shut up to give Ricky Gervais spotlight. That is what stung him and made him attack both of them. It was a great takedown of both of them. More is a douche in his right with what he did the best kreischer.
>>220980772patrice was racist too, they got along in their racism.
>>220981809He had a single mom that he was in a relationship and cared about the kid. They talk about it in some documentary. He was boasting terrible advice that dorks eat up with the black Phillip show.
>>220981911>that bit where Patrice was going over the origin of "kike" and Louis butted in with the origin of "nigger"
>>220981933Patrice was just being factual and Louis took a potshot.
>>220981930Von was a Z-List entertainment personality, her biggest role was being one of the whores on Temptation Island. She met Patrice and try as he might, their relationship was very simple: she wanted him to get rich and famous, he wanted a trophy girlfriend so people would think he was a playerThere's one episode where he's talking about potentially marrying her, and in spite of all his shit he let it slip that she really only wanted him to update his will so she'd be "provided for" if he passed. The reason there hasn't been any major Patrice documentary on Netflix or wherever is because she owns the life rights and has a million billion demands
>>220980798Kek
>>220982007I didnt know about the reality show history. I saw her in some sketch where she was eye candy in. Patrice and Craig Ferguson are the worst advice givers in getting with girls. Patrice was a bitter woman hater and ferguson really believed he was sauve and it wasnt just fame and glamor that made girls swoon.
>>220981930>black phillip showI remember having an incel coworker back in 2018 that I used to hitch rides with home from work (we both lived in the same city about 60 miles away) and dude had hours of that shit recorded that he’d play in the car while acting like some pussyslaying nigga that knew all about girls. Stuff was legit embarassing.
>>220980718he was fat and grossly out of shape and had diabetes for years
>>220982149It's one of the reasons he didnt want a child, he didnt think he would live long enough to raise it. Which can be a defeatist mindset or a merciful one.
>>220982075Ferguson did have some degree of charisma though, Patrice was just regurgitating 2000s red pill filtered through a ghetto lens.
>>220982205He had the veneer of old times charm, something you would see in a movie on time.if anyone younger tried it they would get eyes rolled at them.
>>220982075Patrice is the equivalent of the high school junior who starts dating a freshman and having sex and then feels the need to smugly lecture all his classmates on how to get chicks>He often talked about how he had a smaller than average dick, especially for a black guy. >He was tried and sent to prison for rape when he was just being a fat guy running a train with other niggas. >He'd go to Brazil and just diddle prostitutes with glass dildoes because he wanted to see them be pleasured from him. >He would fuck fat bitches so ugly that he'd try to sneak them out of the house because his flatmates would make fun of him.Then he met Von who he would often say was a lesbian who put up with him for the potential money. They'd try and have threesomes or swinger sex to add at least one other person to the mix and keep things interesting
>>220980626>the CIA is giving black people hypertension
>>220980718>he might have been eating like shit and lying about itOf course he was, think how often he claimed to be eating Chinese food
>>220980827>the average NFL player is 7'1"
>>220982275Swinging is a real swing and a miss. Kevin hart loved bringing up how big Jay was not ready for his girl to get railed in front of him.
>>220982275you had a point until you made it a five part dissertation
>>220982359you mean Blue Jay?
>>220981050>Hacksquatch
>>220982365they were four key examples from Patrice's sex life to paint him as the insecure false bravado stud he wanted to be, you ADHD zoomer shit
>>220982390Is that the dan soder bit? Yeah. I like when he called joe list a bird in Dave Chappelle's voice.
>>220981273If Norton ever dies from misadventure and the police have to investigate what happened, it's going to be something of a Jimmy Savile situation once they get into his computer>I can't believe people back then didn't know!
>>220981890>big shotNot like what he became, Lucky Louie got cancelled and he had to go back to doing stand-up
>>220982442He has gone this long he will be fine. He is committed to nikki and isnt trolling the streets for strange.
>>220982480That was a step back but he didnt have to do stand up, he gets to do stand up.
>>220982442Norton's not a pedo, he's a closeted homo that wanted a big strong man with a huge dick to dominate him Him and Anthony had crushes on each other but neither was man enough to act on it.
>>220982485>>220982496I think if you go as far as Norton went you'll probably end up going further
>>220982511he already diddled in that (pun intended) when he was a kid pretending monster rain was totally normalhe grew up and made no effort to be around children and potentially molest them (except for that underage girl he raped while she was passed out). He gravitated towards large tranny penises and having sex workers shit on him.
>>220982413you mean the bit about Blue Jay Oakerson?
>>220980626you have no idea how bad black people eat
>>220982620That's just the stuff he was willing to talk about on the radioI'm not making a definite accusation, I'm just acknowledging the smoke that might connote a fire
>>220980772'cause they made each other laugh
>>220982625Yes.
>>220980904>sepsis from woundsSo basically if you're super careful and never get any wounds you're gonna okay then?
>>220981042>white families instill a baseline knowledge of finance and maintenance in their kidsI wouldn't be so sure about that. If that were true, everyone would be not racking up debt and investing in Index funds and most people just don't, white or otherwise.
>>220982636What else could it be besides too much carbs?
>>220982706ok i didnt know if you meant Blue Jay Oakerson or not
>>220982810No because you end up with necrotic feet and hands in the first place because your sugary blood has done so much damage to the fine blood vessels in your fingers and toes and hands and feet that they nolonger carry fresh blood at all and the cells slowly starve and die. Whether you end up with infections because the hyperglycemia has killed your nerve cells resulting in you accidentally getting cuts or punctures you don't notice, or it starts to rot from a lack of perfusion it's going to happen one way or another. That is if the heart attack or stroke from the vessels in your heart/brain constricting from damage doesn't get you first. In patrice's case it seems his preexisting cholesterol problem from being a fatass combined with his diabetes related blood vessel constriction resulted in him throwing a clot of some sort that went to his brain and fucked his shit up.
>>220982342>Chinese foodYou might as well eat ladlefuls of grease and sugar
>>220980626>>220980724I'll believe both of you. Patrice come back
>>220980649dave chapelle was obviously corrected. he was offered a deal for a lot of money with an agenda on top. he refused initially.
>>220982859Think about most of the (((white people))) he probably knew in the comedy racket.
>>220982917can't you reverse or correct this damage or it's too late once you have diabetes? What about shit like ozempic?
>>220982883they eat sugar all day and wash their chicken in soap and waterand that's just the stuff I know about
>>220982965the cellar crowd wasn't very jewish (besides Vos), he encountered many a jewish club owner but his contemporaries were mostly white guys from northeast cities
>>220982985Have you seen how much kool-aid bert kreischer drinks everyday?
>>220983018yes, I feed it to him personally
>>220982963What fucking agenda, crazy? He has been going on against Trans community for years now.
>>220982974>can't you reverse or correct this damageYou can reverse some damage, really you can reverse a lot if you really work at it. Losing limbs to necrosis doesn't come without lots of warnings. Most people in Patrice's situation have had significant obvious health issues and knew about their diabetes for years, sometimes decades before these really bad outcomes start rearing their heads. Massive amounts of people around the world live totally normal lives with diabetes. A decent chunk manage their diabetes without supplemental insulin at all just by being disciplined with their diet and lifestyle. That's the exact reason it's such a shame how Patrice went out. It was 100% avoidable and he had years and years and years to make the necessary changes. If he would have put in the work starting 2 years before his death it is almost a certainty he would be alive today. He did almost 20 years of damage to his body with that diabetes but much of that could have been reversed and in the end it may have only knocked a couple years off his ideal maximum lifespan barring environmental insult.Ozempic was originally intended for cases like Patrice's. There's a very high likelihood it would have worked for him, but he wouldn't have had to do something that drastic if he didn't want to. Just half-ass fixing his diet and cutting out the worst of the worst stuff he was eating could have extended his lifespan by decades.
>>220983093Yeah my grandpa is 92 and has had diabetes since literally forever and is fat too. Managed it with daily insulin (and other meds idk about). It's a shame to go out like Patrice, but some people just don't care about their health. I'm fascinated by those kinds of people btw. They're not necessarily stupid. Maybe it's a kind of slow suicide, trying to enjoy themselves eating like shit and if they croak early from diabetes or stroke they're just "meh"
>>220982985Why is kool-aid associated with black people in America? Do they love it more than others or is it just marketing?
>>220981885why would you marry a hoe you're already fucking
>>220981933louis the jewish hungarian pretending he's mexican but "passes" as white so he gets privilege is my favorite edgy comedian I love when he talks about jerking off and hating his wife and kids
>>220983184Its hard to.change habits that have become an integral part of your identity. How many americans dont need a soft drink every time they eat?
>>220983279They won't drink water they will only drink soda and brightly colored sugary "beverages" they think it's a status thing/you a gay broke ass lil bitch if u aint got dat flavaors n colors
>>220983068>What fucking agendasomething, something... (((THE JEWS)))
>>220983323In some parts of Europe with the fattest people they literally think they need to eat bread with every single meal. Like it's impossible for them to conceive otherwise, they even get offended if you suggest they shouldn't
>>220983323Unless you're Southerner, Appalachian, Midwestern, or Black soda is viewed pretty negatively these days. My mom wouldn't even buy it in the 90s.
>>220983337So you're high status because you can afford soda? lol
>>220983323>Its hard to.change habitsIt's hard to not be retarded when you're retarded. Spare me the victim mentality. These people don't care and aren't trying to change.
>>220983425you actually have to buy (steal) soda whereas water you can get from any old sink
>>220983425hes talking about Faygo to be fair
>>220983425First time hearing about da culture?
>>220983184>slow suicideI kinda get that impression from Patrice. He didn’t seem to be a happy guy on the handful of occasions when he dug deep and started admitting how pathetic his life actually was.
>>220983279Same reason why spicy food is and heavy seasoning, because it's cheap and they're poor. So instead of juice they had kool-aid, instead of good ingredients they have heavy sauces, instead of refined tastes they got overly spicy.
>>220983184Your grandpa's really slow rolling that suicide
>>220980772Old school mentality. Back then a black guy who hated whites & a white who hated blacks could get along if they had something in common. Nowadays it’s just race riots & faggots “owning” each other on Twitter
>>220983474It's not because they're poor it's because they are stupid. Water is cheaper. I'm rich. I drink water. My mom didn't buy soda. Soda is for retarded fat people says my mom.
>>220980448Shouldn’t be true and yet it is. And the reason it’s true reveals why women shouldn’t have the same rights as men.
>>220983482>>220980772Anthony isn't racist and Patrice is just black. What a stupid question.
>>220980626You’re 100% correct and without reading a single reply to you, I’m sure you’re getting dogpiled. Never stop knowing and telling the truth.
>>220983513>Anthony isn't racist
>>220980772They were both racial scholars.
>>220983337>>220983443>>220983453It's impossible to not be able to acquire soda even for the poorest people, if you can't get soda you can't get food either so you'd be already dead. So I don't see how it would bump you up in status.
>>220983458Why was he so pathetic? Because of the love department?
>>220983583>oh shit look at ty'wan>that nigga drinkin water>you think that nigga get it from the toilet>damn nigga you want to borrow a dollar
>>220983608he didn't have a lot of friends, just Gavin and some other black dudes it's the reason he got up and did O&A so much, he loved the companionship and being able to have "guy time" even if it was on the radio and he was the only one not getting paid to do it
>>220983474What's the heavy seasoning made out of? We have "heavy seasoning" in Europe too, it's usually just MSG and salt with various mixes of herbs
>>220983608He was extraordinarily unhappy with where his career was and he was also enormously fearful of the consequences and costs of success so he acted like an asshole to sabotage himself. The reality is, what made him funny made him incompatible with playing politics and kissing ass to the level necessary to get the level of fame and wealth he wanted.
>>220983279>Why is kool-aid associated with black people in America?Cheaper than soda or real juices. Multiple flavors available, and you can add lots of sugar.
>>220983477He started smoking at 90 too. Literally got bored of living so long
>>220983474you drank kool-aid, nigger
>>220983323>How many americans dont need a soft drink every time they eat?Me. I never drink that shit. Gave up on it in my 20's, same with fast food.
>>220983583ok
>>220983716You ain’t American then. Americans ain’t afraid to drink some pop and eat some fast food.
>>220983323checkout the bleeding heart attributing being a retarded soda drinker to their entire identity cuz they victims of poverty
>>220983738I don't eat fast food or drink soda either.
>>220983612A-are you black? Because that's pretty funny. You should be a comedian like Patrice
>>220981324I still distinctly remember him praising Anthony Jeselnik's set especially the "That Crazy Nigger" implied joke about Richard Pryor that literally only Patrice got. He said "There's too many White people here to get that joke." Jeselnik, to his credit, replies back with "You what no one has ever said? 'Too few Black people'". The Charlie Sheen Roast made Jeselnik one of my favorite comedians, even if his only schtick is telling them same kind of joke over and over (bait and switch).
>>220983513Anthony is a self hating black, I agree
>>220983738Nah, I'm just not a typical fatass American, and I actually enjoy and know how to prepare my own foods. My go-to drink is water with a squeeze of lime. Soda is garbage.
>>220982917Not only that but your compromised immune system opens you up to pretty disturbing mycoses caused by fungi that are more or less ubiquitous but not an issue in healthy people.>>220980838Diabetes is a very nasty disease especially when you don’t manage it properly and take it seriously. Just because it’s more common now doesn’t mean it’s not a big deal.
He’s funny but it’s ironic half the manosphere just repackages his comedy sets or radio rants when Patrice ended up with a whore he would constantly refer to as a whore & he went to the grave putting off marrying her. What kind of success is that?
>>220983637Wait why wasn't he paid to do it? Did they figure out he really wants to hang out with them so they took advantage? >>220983697Was he really that much of an asshole? When your comedy style is based on being an asshole maybe he was more pretending to be one
>>220983860none of the guests were paid, they all did it to promote their gigs nobody made money except opie and anthony, even jim was making peanuts until anthony got fired
>>220980724Wdym burn his legacy? What legacy? He would definitely thrive in this fucked up climate that we’re in now, (e.g. Alex jones, Andrew tate).
>>220982413I cannot fucking stand him, but I could not tell you why (no specific quotes or bits because he is unremarkable aside from being cringe).He is so milquetoast and faux edgy, like Dave Landau the leprechaun style boomer humor.
>>220983316Same. Louis Szekely is such a funny jewish man from Hungary who larps as Mexican or White when convenient.
>>220981695Patrice's relationship with Opie was so fucking weird. He was a notorious bridge burning, yet with the most unbearable fucker he ever came across, he actually kept his mouth shut and played the game? Opie was downright rude to him multiple times, basically calling him a loudmouth N, and he just shut up and took it. Made no fuckin' sense to be honest witcha
>>220980448the legend
>>220983665
>>220984314on O&A he would say "im mexican but I happen to look white so I get to 'pass' as white and have privilege" almost verbatim on a pretty regular basis
>>220980626he also mentioned jews as a cartel
>>220981050it’s quite literally the crown roast and many comedians attest to it ben bailey is a dog
>>220983550you mean he dislikes violent crime
>>220980772because Ant is intelligent enough to not be a foaming at the mouth "racist", which is what Patrice wanted to study.
>>220984494Looking at the ingredients, it doesn't seem bad at all if that's the only thing you're using, except for the added sugar ofc. Matter of fact if they managed to make an appealing condiment without adding MSG it's kinda cool I guess? Why is only black people using this?
>>220980448my bb jirl needful of smell poop on my saar>>220984529I like when patrice would complain about White people not "caring" enough.
>>220984566Don't worry about it.
>>220984606I'm just curious about your vibrant American culture
>>220983826Aso g as you're fucking your teeth with the lime, why not fuck with a perrier or a topo chico?
GO TO COLUMBIATAWK TO SALSA WHERE'S FRANK?BITCH WHERE YOU THINK FRANK ISAND THENA BLIMP GOES BY!
>>220983808Anfernee
>>220984596I definitely don't care that much and I'm a fan of Patrice, thug niggers have no value imo. Patrice was gold
>>220980626Fat black guys barely make it over 50, it's common knowledge
>>220983826Enamel is being damaged with the acidy of the lime? Stop now!
>>220980626I think the fat black man probably just died of heart disease.
>>220980626Diabetes is no joke
>>220984272He is the golden Labrador of comedy. A Colorado kid who grew up in a single mom household with his alcoholic absentee dad.
>>220984342It was the best avenue in the industry and comedy fans. He was hanging by his fingernails trying to make it. If he would have started a YouTube channel or twitch he would still be alive! Ludwig, qtcinderella, Maya higa, pokimane, quarterback, extraemily, jerma, northernlion are all successful people with fans and they didnt need the opester.
>>220986500Bland like wheat toast with no butter or jam.