Agent Carter was very good.
>>220981002The one dream I had where we were the same age and banged and got married.
the one where her dress split open because she was too thicc
>>220981002My slutty English teacher in the ai chatbot I've been using the last few months
>>220981352I miss plump Hayley
>>220981002Her nude ones
Hayley was in a weird remake of the prisioner.
>>220981526I thought she was going to fill back out after Mission Impossible but she got skinnier.
I would like to see her do comedy
Bump
>>220981258It's a shame that very few people watched this. It's an excellent action/drama and fits very well within the MCU. It's easily in the top 3 of shows related to the MCU.I really liked her in her 1st MI movie as well. >>220982195I bet she'd do well in a subtle type of comedy. I'm trying to think of current directors who make that kind of movie, but I almost think of Audrey Hepburn type movies. Or something in the vein of 9 to 5 or Legally Blonde or Clueless, not necessarily slapstick or just dumb comedies, but something with just a hint of drama.
Captain America 1
>>220982730Something like moonlighting
>>220982890Yeah, for sure or Raising Arizona. But see the problem? None of what was named is even from this century. I was jus trying to think of stuff from this decade and none of it fits.
>>220982947They don’t make comedy like that as much
>>220982984Pillars indeed
>>220983001Being that perky even while laying on her back really shows how exceptional they are. >>220983022And it's a damn shame.
>>220982730The fact that movies have such a limited scope now kills the careers of a lot of actors and actresses. Never thought about it before but you're right about Hayley working in a Hepburn type movie. If she was around on the 80s-00s she'd be a big Drew Barrymore level star, but the romcom and non-boner comedy is just dead. I've seen some of her period movies and even in Conviction she has a decent flirty comedic tone to her performance.
>>220983088She would have been great in Remington Steele or the like
>>220983110Back when we knew the 13th Doctor was going to be a woman I was very vocal that Hayley should've got the role over Jodie. She has great charisma for the role and would've easily won over audiences. Doctor Who wouldn't be dead right now if they just had Hayley Atwell in a dress running around. Could've used the same scripts but Hayley would've elevated them with her performance.
>>220983088Exactly. If you've ever watched her in her Craig Ferguson interviews, she's very witty and like you say flirty when she wants to be. I wish I were a better script writer because it seems like it could be done. I'm talking 100 minutes, small cast, maybe a buddy comedy with another actress who is a more goofy. Maybe a fish out of water situation? There's something there, I know it.>>220983110Definitely.
>>220983194Yes
>>220983197Her con appearances as well. There's just something about her where she has a natural talent to win over a crowd easily. She just has this ability to come off as an old friend in any scenario. Any of those situations you mentioned Hayley would work well in. It could even be something mundane like she has to pay her rent late but avoid her land lord to pretend she paid it on time. Just any situation she'd be great in. I was a huge Hayleyfag and I think covid threw a monkey wrench in her career. She had a steady flow of roles but it was hard to ride that wave when everything shut down.
>>220983391She struggled after Agent was not renewed and then Conviction failed
>>220983391Yeah, I'd like to lick her anus too
>>220983197Her Craig interview was hilarious
>>220983434After Conviction she did a British period drama which was pretty good, but all of this was like a couple years before covid. During that time she got the role in Mission Impossible but that kept getting delayed due to covid as well. Her MI was supposed to come out in like 2021 or 2020 but didn't release until 2023 because it had to keep getting shut down due to restrictions and Cruise wanted it in theaters. This part is speculation but I'm sur her Tomb Raider role was supposed to be live action but development hell pushed it back until she aged out of the role. >>220983455Same.
>>220983001Is this the only nipple she's shown on film?
>>220983548It's not even nipple, it's a modesty patch
>>220983391I think I've got a good idea. She and her older sister (Sally Hawkins-the more goofy of the pair), are tired of their 9 to 5 grind, getting other people rich.They decide to take all their savings and go out on their own to start a business. In doing so, they meet a semi-eclectic cast of new hires while trying to make their business successful. It would be a business where they get some regular, odd customers and one of them is like a big fish they need to impress to really make some money. Within that framework, I think something could happen. An easy way to do it is they even decide to buy an old, run down business and make it work; like a golf course or bowling alley, someplace where there could be - at most - one super dumb, physical comedy scene.
>>220982962>>220982972>>220982984>>220983001pillars of earth show is kino. more people need to watch it
She did Christopher Robin with Anakin
Imagine how successful she'd have become if she followed Sydney Sweeney's example of body positivity.
>>220983001He's struggling to keep his balance because the director told him to put his right arm over there to block the nipple. lmao
>>220983567Golf course or a cricket pitch would work since both are British staples. Keeping it more down to Earth and about running a business with a lot of dry British humor and it could work.>>220983579*Obi-Wan
>>220983628I meant obiwan damn
>>220983628Yes, good point about British staples. Maybe a classic Pub? Then they get some unique regulars like the show Cheers. Since they're two women they have to hire a bouncer who clears out all the trash who get too rowdy during futbol matches. It turns out he's super quiet most of the time, but is actually a big softy who has a huge crush on Sally, so there's a side romance plot near the end.
>>220983723I like the idea of a pub.
>>220983723>>220983765Then, similar to Brian Dennehy in Rambo, the King Shit Constable, comes around and doesn't like them for whatever dumb reason. Maybe because he doesn't want any drunks in his village and is constantly annoying them. They have to contend with making him believe they're good for the area. They do this by organizing events which bring the community together when they were previously fragmented. The clincher is they get him and his son to reconnect.
>>220983867Also, Hayley’s character likes to bake
>>220983911Yes! She's the main character so she has the special skill and that's what makes the pub really stand out. She makes deserts from across the globe and it blows the minds of the locals. High sugar Filipino deserts, donuts with bacon, stuff with tropical fruit flavors, whatever. At one point she impresses the Mayor with a cake in the shape of the town or some notable landmark. There's a whole scene of her making it the night before and it's intense and there's even a point when there is a mishap and she has to start over.GOD DAMN this movie is coming together.
>>220983976Series, not movie
I’m the anon who used to work in marketing for the London/UK theatre industryI’ve seen Hayley Atwell and Gemma Arterton drunkenly kiss at a post show drink event.
>>220981993wtf....
>>220983590eww.
what's that series where she's a teacher and seduces a student or was that another British actress that looks like her
>>220983001Holy salamis
>>220983548Unless it's a deepfake there's a phone video of her flashing briefly
>>220981002Amazing that she's still being shilled by waifufags here after all these years. The last thing she was in that tangentially relevant must've been at least 5 years ago at this poiny.
>>220983610they don't even block it fully
Martha Powell in Black Mirror episode
>>220983001>all these newfags dont even know that her tits were weirdly cgi'd for this movieshiggy
>>220984721Her breasts looked so… heavy in this episode.If you get my meaning?
>>220984739I do
>>220984761me on the right
>>220984761I don’t think you do I mean like really heavy, weighty, bountiful booba that literally weigh her down to the ground
I seriously need to fix my life so I can have sex with a woman with heaving breasts
>>220984761Hayley will never lick your cone.
>>220983610>oops, I missed, guess we'll have to do another take!
>>220984785Ditto
>>220984785same>>220985155mama
>>220984602it's a nipple cover
