>Wazzzzzzzaaaaap!This made me laugh and shit and piss myself in the year 2000.
>>220982159if you remember the year 2000 you're probably too old for this website now. time to raise those kids!
>>220982174no one can afford kids in current year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErBb2wH07VQbiggest laugh in scary movie 1 for me
it is literally impossible to pee and poop at the same time, the veins need different pressure
>>220982191>>220982174I have kids and still browse here because 4chan has forever changed my humor. It’s the only place I find funny.
>>220982159I liked "Not Another Teen Movie" better, but the first Scary Movie was pretty good, no idea if the new one is any good tho
>>220982174>too old for this websiteNOBODY TELL HIM
>>220982237Critic hate it, that mean it's at least decent
>>220982193Came here to post this. Greatest gag in a long time.
>>220982208For you
>>220982287They went all out making fun of zoomers and DEIThey didn't give a fuck
>>220982287>Implying RT has any cred after preventing users from leaving bad reviews on select moviesThey're opinion is worth as much as a Hollywood echo chamber. The only people who still flaunt what RT thinks is the industry itself, real people don't use it or care about it. Just got back from seeing the new Scary Movie and while it wasn't as good as the first two it was still miles above the last three installments and I still laughed my ass off. It's refreshing to see a movie not give a fuck anymore and we need more stupid humor like the early 00s.
>>220982535Hey hey hey woah woah woahScary Movie 3 was really good.
Scary Movie is the funniest film of all time, alongside Zoolander. This is objective and indisputable.
>>220982174>time to raise those kids!The cost of living is making it damn near impossible to bring screeching pink demons into this world.
>>220982589I’d throw in Planes trains and automobiles. Definitely in my top 5 funniest movies, and honestly best 5 movies ever made
>>220982159For me, it’s black tv.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMAA6cweEaM
>>220982589Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura are also on my top. Not Zoolander though.
>>220982287There were some funny moments, mostly with Doofy. Overall, I wouldn't recommend it, but unlike the Naked Gun remake, this was at least watchable.
>>2209821591>3>4>2>5
>>220982287I watched a cam rip and it was pretty bad. I tried to go in with an open mind. There were a handful of funny bits and premises but overall I wouldn't recommend it
>>220982571Scary Movie 3 was the beginning of trend of less well written jokes but I do agree with you it doesn't deserve to be lumped in with failed abortions like 4 and 5.
>>220982618That is the only funny scene in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. I hate it so much.
>>220982287Just watched it todayThe review of a dude who none of you know but still calls shiy retarded>its got a weak opening>the over all theme is that shitty Scream reboot attempt where the director was butthurt about fans not liking reboots>movie understands that and is making fun of it>it gets better in the second half once they get past all the "hey remember this movie that was in theaters in 2025" bit>Cindy is still dumb as fuck>Brenda is still a bitch>Rae is still 'Not Gay'>Shorty smokes weed>No reason to change anything there>Lot of callbacks>I think the best way to explain it is>smoke some weed when it starts and by the time it kicks in your at the good half of the movie>which is quite literally what these movies are for anyway>i liked the ending>had enough good jokes to keep me entertained through the bad ones>4.20 out of 5>Its fun nothing special other than a reunion of sorts
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Jayma Mays, the Temu Anna Faris. They seemed to be following the same career path for a while.
>>220983537Fuck them kids
>>220982159Greatest load blowing in all of cinema.
>>220982174Too old for this website? I thought this was the site for old people who like being racist and homophobic and still using words like faggot and retard like we did as kids in the good old days. Reddit is the place for young folk who are offended by everything and have a list of no-no words you can’t use on their faggot website. 4chan is for boomers, Reddit is for zoomers
>>220982159we didn't knew how good we had it with these trashy comedies
>>220982208I have a cloaca like a duck and shit and piss out of one big hole
>>220982174The average 4chan poster is probably in their 30s at this point
>>2209827582>1=3Not sure what 4 or 5 are about
>>220983869>>220982758There were a 4 and 5?
>>220982535It's become very clear that movie critics are just activists now. William Bibbiani tore this and MOTU apart but wouldn't say a word negative about Disney Wars or TADCNot a mystery which was he leans
>>220982159I thought it was stupid when I was 10 years old but now I'm an irony poisoned brainrot infested 36 year old I find it a hilarious bit.
>>220982174No son, it means you're too fucking young. Anyone that can't say where they were when 9/11 happened shouldn't be here.
>>220982208I can't poo without also peeing a little
>>220983938>TADCAnyone who "needs" to have an opinion of that shit already tells me their opinions overall are probably just as shit.
>>220982174I'm in prison for rape
>>220983116big if true>most comedies blow their load in the first half and just wrap up the story in the second
