Was Xerxes gay or just flamboyant?
he definitely wanted Spartan bussy
>>220982196>That's how MEN of Sparta greet each other! High-fives for the women, open mouth tongue kisses for the men! Meet The Spartans is the only parody movie that is as historically accurate as the movie it spoofs.
>>220982196everyone pre christian times were mega gay
>>220982196Once you go Persian, there's no other urgen.
>>220982260sounds like you're own projection, gay boi
>>220983293in what conceivable way am I projecting it's history you retard.
>>220983418He's saying that you're older than Christ. Roasted!
>>220982196He was demonic.
>>220982196Everything from thermopiles was overly exaggerated stuff told by the one eyed lad to make everyone fight at Plateia. The second movie isn't canon.
>>220983462>>220982196he's a big guy
>>220982196A guy like that will fuck literally anything. even sheep.
What's so bad about busting crust once in a while?
>>220982196Post The Superior One
>>220982196arent gayreeks supposed to be even gayer
>>220984074the forbidden shussy. the elite dont want you to know this but the best pussy is animal pussy. thats it, thats the entire scheme, all this world politics, wars, your taxes. all just to prevent you from discovering earths real pleasures.
Do we have this thread every day or twice a day?
>>2209854224-5 times, we just normally wait till your asleep
>>220983622For Spartans
he's probably flamboyant bi. like other anon said probably fucks anything if needed and there's opportunity
>>220982196he was just zesty fr you wouldnt get it unc
>>220982196Here is the truth. Warriors of old were butt buddies to the highest degree, it was seen as a good thing, because the thought was when on the battle field you would fight harder to defend your lover, than just your battle mate. Japan Samurais saw women as gross (and in many ways they are with the whole discharge thing, and period blood, and ewww they even shid and fard like men) and would engage sexually with eachother. Being Bi was normal back then, today being gay is weird, and it is, but also gays did it to themselves for bot being a quiet weird part of society and growing to a point where they have naked gay parades and stuff.
>>220984102Crust busting is a visceral, almost primal act—shoving a fist, boot, or a comically large dildo through the day-hardened shell of feces that’s sealed tight like a scab over a wound. As the surface cracks, a sharp snap echoes through the stillness, and the fractured crust gives way to the damp, darker browness beneath. Fecal dust billows into the air, hanging like ghosts above the gapped hole. Each thrust sends tremors through your body, a physical dialogue between you and the resistant anus, as if the anus itself is exhaling after days of drought, finally split open and ready to smell.
>>220982260Wrong
>>220986574this. it was GIGA gay back then
