I saw it. People praised it for being scary.There was only one scary jump scene for me.The time the son dreamed his mom came at him.So boring overall, not scary.How the hell did people suck off this movie so hard and still do?
>>220982872It changed everything, they loved it
>>220983122what do you mean?
It was awesome, not very scary, and you're just a pleb and you have no business sharing an opinion on anything that isn't a new Taco Bell menu item. I only saw it recently because I avoided it based on the poster like that one, Ari Aster is fucking terrible at posters.
>>220982872i was totally hooked until it became about a cult, after that i promised never to watch it again
>>220983192so you agree with me, and im a pleb?so it applies to you too?okay dumb ass
It was shocking, it definitely had that going for it and it's what generated buzz about it.I didn't like it too much myself either, it's one of those "ok neat, never watch it or think about it again" experiences for me.
>>220982872I fucking despise this movie. Only good part is when the bitch loses her head (deservedly) and the ending which is a happy ending because their poor son finally escaped his disgusting retarded and abusive family. Who the fuck eats a random desert at a party with a severe nut allergy and no EpiPen. Fucking retarded bitch killed herself after the mom refused to let her 17 yr old son go live his own god damn life.
>>220983241How is it shocking at all??? Everything in it has been done a million times before. It's one of the most formulaic horror movies of all timeAny random dime a dozen horror movie from the 2000s will give you the exact same thing
>>220983289They chop her head off
>>220983306Someone losing their head in a horror movie is unexpected and shocking to you? Have you never watched horror in your life before this movie?
>>220983289>How is it shocking at all???I'm not getting baited into explaining the patently obvious. Have a good day.
>>220983221It didn’t need to be very scary. Jump scares aren’t actually ‘scary’ anyway, they’re just a lazy way of manipulating your instinctual surprise response.
>>220983271This.Bro I don't even eat spicy foods because it gives me diareah. You think I am going to do that in public? hell no.You expect me to believe someone, even a child, wouldn't think twice about "damn, should I eat this? I tend to die pretty easily"Also, what parent wants their child to go to a party. I get the kid was ugly. But if that was my kid, I would never let my kid around teens in their 16-18. They will mock and bully the kid.A real parent would take the kid, and stick with kid at some kids social gathering to see how they get along.
>>220983271I seen more shocking shit on rekt threads my boy, this shit was WEAK
>>220983346Bro, the 1 thing that is required of all horror movies, except the parody ones, is to be "SCARY".like wtf are we talking about. That is the whole point of it being horror. It has to scare you or attempt to scare you throughout the film. I don't care how it does it, but fucking do it
>>220983366Seriously. All I heard before watching was how this singlehandedly reinvents horror and I instead get this lame generic as shit film. WTF WAS SUPPOSED DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS MOVIE?
>>220983394>>220983377Oh wait, it's been a few years. I forgot that this was during the "subverts expectations" dick-sucking phase and they literally said it's amazing because it's NOT scary and the real horror is FAMILY DYNAMICS. Fucking insane this movie ever got big
>>220983394"Oi! I bought my ticket to this movie! I was promised blowjobs throughout the film!"the let down of the no blowjobs is how i felt this movie dissapoint in the statement of "reinvents" horror.
>>220983366 What a retarded beanerjeet tier post. Of course real life gore is more shocking than any dramatized fictional movie, you absolute fucking mouth-breathing window licker. You are fucking stupid. Just straight up retarded brown single digit double jointed hairy knuckles typing away on your 15+ year old Chinese android phone with a cracked screen held together by rubber bands and prayer, probably covered in yesterday’s curry stains and cow poop from whatever third-world shithole you crawled out of. You really thought you were dropping some profound take? Nah, this is peak low-IQ, room-temp forehead energy. Eyes so crossed from huffing glue and cheap bidis that you can’t tell the difference between a Hollywood prop and a cartel chainsaw video. That’s how fucking retarded YOU are Sukdeek Martinez
It's not like it's sinister or the last exorcism
>>220983466Beheadings in movies aren't new or unique. The claim is that it is unique. This is false. Obviously...
>>220983377There is a difference between feeling scared and feeling horrified
>>220983475I haven't seen sinister because it looks too fucked up. I've never heard of the Last Exorcism. Is it really on par with Sinister?I still can't rewatch insidious movies, they are spooky as fuck
>>220983271>>220983349>Who the fuck eats a random desert at a party with a severe nut allergy and no EpiPen.Cult members probably lied about the cake retard
>>220983466>What a retarded beanerjeet tier post. Of course real life gore is more shocking than any dramatized fictional movie, you absolute fucking mouth-breathing window licker. You are fucking stupid. Just straight up retarded brown single digit double jointed hairy knuckles typing away on your 15+ year old Chinese android phone with a cracked screen held together by rubber bands and prayer, probably covered in yesterday’s curry stains and cow poop from whatever third-world shithole you crawled out of. You really thought you were dropping some profound take? Nah, this is peak low-IQ, room-temp forehead energy. Eyes so crossed from huffing glue and cheap bidis that you can’t tell the difference between a Hollywood prop and a cartel chainsaw video. That’s how fucking retarded YOU are Sukdeek MartinezTL:DR> REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>220983509Sinister is brilliant, last exorcism is one of the underrated exircist films but found footage
>>220983515>probablyhave you seen the movie?
>>220983501the movie didn't do either of those
I liked it until the silly ending with spider-mom
>>220983515What?? No, that's obviously not what happened. Why would you think there were cult members at this random high school party?And even if there were they can't randomly plan for the mom to send a retarded 13 yr old off to a high school party without even an EpiPen. How could you possibly plan for that??
>>220983466bodied that turbofreak
>>220983544I was cracking the fuck up at this scene. I got more value out of this film as a comedy than I ever did as horror. And I'm a little bitch when it comes to horror. I'm sitting here at 2:30 in this dumb thread instead of playing Condemned because it's too scary for me to keep playing.
>>220983489The claim that “I’ve seen more fucked up shit in gore threads” is extremely fucking retarded. Obviously… stupid ass beanerjeet retard
>>220983489>>220983523Uh oh brown faggot meltie!
>>220983581so you can't readthe whole arguement was that it's shocking.it is not, because I seen more shocking things literally everywhere elseI have taken fatter shits in my life, that shocked me more than that movie because of how fat the shit came out and hurt my ashole
>>220983599nice try at deflection idiotyour the one who ranted a big ass paragraph no one read
>>220983604>HURR DURR I HAVE SEEN GOTE MORE SHOCKING THAN A MOVIE AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY PROFIUND AND DEEP TO POST Yeah maybe these philosophical musings impress fellow disgusting mutant beanerjeets but it’s just so fucking stupid, do you not realize that? Of course not
>>220983581The only thing shocking about it was how sudden it was and how much me and the friends I was with started laughing at it. That part was shocking for sure. We had to pause the movie because we were laughing so hard
>>220982872Yeah, it sucked ass. Most of the horror movies that get sucked off like that do. Wasn't as terrible and boring as the blair witch project or paranormal activity.
>>220983509You'll like poltergeist
>>220983641The original poltergeist? It's a good movie, I did like it but it's not scary. I assume that's why you think I'd like it, you're correct.
>>220983629no one is impressed at you calling people beaner or pajeets>REEEEE!!!! LOOOK AT ME RANTING ABOUT ME NOT THINKING OTHERS ARE PROFOUND!!!!> NOW LOOK AT MY PROFOUNDNESS BY USING THE ONLY TWO BIG WORDS I KNOW "PHILOSOPHICA" AND "MUSINGS"you are so god damn stupid I can't stop laughing AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>Oi!!!! Watch me be pround! I will spit fire!! "BEANER!!!" Now watch it again!!!! "PAJEET!!!"
>>220983640But both of those movies are great. Maybe Blair Witch is only scary if you've been hiking/camping a good amount. Paranormal Activity is one of the slickest and best made horrors of all time though, the whole series is really. It's got everything you want in a haunting film and nothing you don't.
>>220982872Everything Ari has made is an intentional comedy, he just masks everything with horror tropes
>>220983553>Why would you think there were cult members at this random high school party?Bro they were watching black and white decapitation videos and everyone at the party was paying attention to Charlie and Peter. Entire town was in on it. That's the premise of the fucking movie and the source of the horror. It's like watching Predator and be like *the shooting was nice I guess but wtf was with the invisible guy*
>>220982872I didn't like it either. Never understood the hype about it.
>>220982872yeah it sucks, all that "elevated" horror a24 crap sucks and it's gay and you're gay if you think it's cool. not scary at all just cringe
>>220983527Have you seen this movie? I watched it recently and it's a really good found footage film about a possession. The ending actually subverts your expectations immensely and it's all the more scary for it
>>220983698That still doesn't explain why the bitch doesn't have an EpiPen. Death deserved. At the very least they could have shown her using it and her brother being like ITS NOT WORKING, WE NEED ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE CAN ANYONE HELP???And then the entire party just sort of brushes it off like nothing bad is happening for seemingly no reason and they have to run out to the car where the beheading scene then plays like normal. There you go, just made that entire scenario 10x better. Where is my check Hollywood?
>>220983661I'm impressed at how angry anon got over his favorite movie being criticized. Dude, went on a crazy retard rant .
>>220983719>altairdamn assassin's creed horror movie? what will they think of next
That ugly retard girl should do the needful and make sex to the ugly retard boy from Stranger Things to show us all the true final form retard, Saar.
>>220983789It actually isn’t my favorite movie and I think anything can be criticized fairly. You sound like a whiny pussy fag who is upset that someone called out how fucking retarded it is to bring up gore as if it’s the same tier as a fictional film
>>220983793Lol, thats all I could think about when reading the title too. It's Mexican but altair is Spanish
>>220983346after a while movies stop being "scary"you just start looking for movies that make you uncomfortable>toni collette carried this movie>it was decent
>>220982872typical gimmicky "subversive" horrorbetter than most slop in the genre (not that it says much) but overrated as fuck
>>220983122>>220983130Not him, but it set up the boom of le elevated slow burn horror films from the late 2010s to present.
>people hiding in your bedroom watching youtruly terrifying.
>>220982872You see that kid's head come off man?
>>220983913This. If you’re an adult who’s still kept awake at night by a scary movie you’re a fag, this isn’t a problem with “new horror” you’re all just in your 30s but can’t accept you aren’t 13 anymore
>>220983995Meant for>>220983889
>>220982872Atmospheric horror is an acquired taste but its the best. That said the 3rd film in the trilogy about the dieses might be one of the worst films I ever watched. Dream sequence horror is absolute garbage.
>>220983349Uhhh, I hate to add to honest generational war Chinese psyop but what the fuck am I reading. No...
We have rosemarys baby at home
>>220983827She actually does up well. Fuckible in a goofy looking huge young tits way. HUGE
>>220984036>Snoremary’s babyHardpass on this feminist slop
>does anyone else [insert popular /tv/ opinion]no, u are the only one
>>220984046It was a bit slow the 4th watch but still
>>220982872I know I am not the only one who thought about this movie, opened 4chan, and the post was there on the popular threads page? I have not had a single passing thought about this movie this year, but the scene of one of the characters getting decapitated was in my head as I woke up, 30 seconds before I decide the open the website. Anyways. The acting in this movie is unnecessarily hysterical and the characters seem to be some kinds of attention whores to an imagined audience in their environment.
This movie was equally shit as the current one every reviewer praised.Weapons.No weapons. Ridiculous ending.Only the first 1/3 was good.
>>220983719>THE ENDING HAS A TWIST!Thanks for ruining the movie you low IQ nigger, but I'm sure if a moron like you thinks it's good, you really didn't ruin anything
>>220985013Lol. Suck it bitch. And if telling you a movie subverts your expectations is a spoiler than every A24 movie is spoiled automatically
>>220983192>Ari Aster is fucking terrible at posters.100%. He doesn't even have a coherent style.
>>220982872>I did not like it.This is the correct opinion. There are two kinds of people.1) Smart people.2) People who liked this movie.
>>220985428to clarify, I am 1)
>>220982872>see your mom on the ceiling>she's now floating>begins to saw her own head off>not scaryThere's no pleasing you people
>>220982872To accept Ari Aster as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.He is cheeto dust. Nothing more. Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making arthouse!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this piece of shit has got. The film trudges from setpiece to setpiece, leaving us no real questions or anything to think about at all really. The worst part however was Pawel Pogorzelski's "Look at me I'm acting!" cinematography. This poor sap has become a parody of himself to appease his internet fans (much like the chinless one-hit wonder Refn after Drive.)The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Aster fan, the Villeneuve fan, the Paul Thomas Anderson fan and the A24 fan. They all come from the same root, from the same doritos-stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it is my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic wherever I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter has fallen to the ground.I have about as much respect for Ari Aster as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb. It is coca-cola puberty. it is axe body spray. it is a white stain on boxer shorts. it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.
>>220985510>guy who only eats hotpockets>"it's looking real hotpockety over here guys..."
the whole severed head sequence was top tier kino. I don't remember anything else about this movie though
