>Bond. James Bo-AH FUCK. THAT WAS MY REAL NAME. YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THAT. Christ lady what are you looking at, I just gave this asshole my real name. He's going to kill me now. I'm SO FUCKED>Hey buddy, does this look shaken to you? *Silly high pitched voice* cos it doesn't look shaken to me. Looks like ya might have stirred it? Did ya stir it when I actually asked for it to be shaken?>I know the tuxedo sale is over, but you're gonna give me the discounted price anyway. See this licence? That means I can kill anyone I want, for any reason I want. I could shoot that kid right now. I could blow his brains out all over the floor and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. So tell me again if I'm late to the sale?>AHHHHH I'M YELLING AHHHHHH I'M YELLING IN A SILLY VOICE
>>220983649>AHHH!!!! WHERE DO I GO POOPIES?!?!? I JUST ATE 50 HAMBURGERS AND 80 CHILI DOGS AND IF YOU DONT LET ME SHIT IN YOUR TOILET RIGHT NOW IM GONNA SPLATTER STEAMING HOT LIQUID STINKY POOPOO DIARRHEA ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE YOU FUCK!!! NOW LET ME SHIT IN YOUR TOILET NOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NEEDLEDICKED FUCK LICKER!!!!!
I'd like it shaken AND stirred, s'il vous plait if you please por favor.
Do any of your goons ever pop out the fucking ceiling and cum all over the nukes you stole?
>>220983649I'd watch that
>>220983649Yeah this actor suck and is pretty embarassing
Here's your Bond """girl"""
>>220983649>A diamond isn't forever. It's a rock.
>>220983900JFC ANON STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME
in i think you should leave he's just annoying as fuck but he was pretty good in the chair company
>No Mr Bond, I expect you to die>RE HE HE HEEEEALY
