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It's not that good, at least its self-aware that its nostalgia baiting and a shitty parody film
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>>220983740
It was like a series of vignettes, most of them amusing at best.
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>>220983777
Couple of scenes had me smiling, but didn't get any laughter compared to Scary Movie 1 or 3
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>>220983740
>>220983777
>>220983794
You're just getting old
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I'm fucking sick of this reddit argument "it's shit, but it's self-aware of being shit so it's actually a very clever writing"
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>>220983740
So it's A Haunted House tier? That shit was really bad and I only remember one scene with pornstars
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>>220983740
only good scene is the traincar scene
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>>220983740
Just saw it today and it was weird how Obsession was a funnier horror movie and it wasnt even intended to be a comedy. Scary Movie 6 has its laughs but nothing in it was as funny as how awkward the chick gets.
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marlon has a godawful sense of humor unfortunately so I never thought this was gonna be good. if you've seen his other parody movies you'd know what to expect
still gonna watch it thoughbeit
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>>220983907
Not that "self-aware = clever writing" but its a bit more forgiving for it being shit
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>>220984056
I turned it off after the opening scene. That negress tranny was so ugly. Why is that one being pushed now? Bitch had a Hapsburg jawline.
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Is it better than Scary Movie 5 at least?
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>>220983740
it felt a little like that new Matrix movie to me
being self-aware doesn't automatically make it good
it felt very disjointed, shorty was the highlight of the movie
4/10
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>>220984175
I'd say its better than 4 and 5, but on par with 2
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Scary Movie 2 was the peak of the Franchise and I'll die on that hill.
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>>220984209
>on par with 2
That's heavy praise for this...
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>>220984231
>why are we shooting my scenes first?
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>>220983740
What does tiny hand butler guy do in it?
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>>220984315
Literally nothing, he's just there
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>>220984315
nothing
there's a policy brutality joke when cops beat up black guy that called cops on tiny hand
I don't think he appears ever again after that
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Kanye joke got the most laughs out of people in my movie theatre
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>>220983740
So, about this scary movie. Just how scary is it? Like, super scary?
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Scary Movie was never funny. The first one had it's moments, but the rest are nonstop unfunny cringe.
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>>220984412
you're retarded
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It was peak
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>>220983740
trailer was funnier
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>>220983740
>I'm woke so I'm broke
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chudbros????????
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>>220984007
Same director
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>>220984231
Damn Anna Faris ain't looking too good.
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>>220983740
I liked the Kpop demon hunters scene and the tranny death but thats it
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>>220983740
>every line will be crossed
Reeks of safe edgy "haha I made fun of the wokesters" shit. If the first scene of the highest political power in the movie isn't him on his knees to a small hat man then every line was not crossed.
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>>220986080
No one was safe in this one...



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