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Well that was shit. I was hoping it was at least better than Backrooms.
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>>220984797
The cinematography was nice, but the horror wasn't there. Then again, I usually get bricked up instead of feared up when female monsters or spirits are on screen.

I considered it more of a thriller or a drama
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>>220984797
Doesn't hating on everything get exhausting?
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>>220984987
Afraid not, when its the truth you get energized
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>>220984797
DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN!?
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>>220984987
Do you just live your life worried that there's going a moment when a new movie comes out and you'll fail to vacuum-suckle every last drop of cum out of it?
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>>220984797
please stop posting that pic it's giving me nightmares
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>>220984797
i cant watch horror movies
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>>220985259
same. i used to enjoy watching them but suddenly i get scared at night and i have to sleep with the lights on.
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>>220985289
you are not alone
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>>220984797
Why did the witch have furnoras custume years?
Was that just his Brian messing with him from the mushroom joice? And he was feeling wuitlyquilty
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>>220984797
It was fine, a solid little movie that Hollywood should be able to make without breaking a sweat.
The whole conquistador intro and outro was completely unneeded though, I get the metaphor about how it got a happy ending, and his growth, but it’s one of the things that made the film less “tight” and concise,
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>>220985345
>I get the metaphor
Oh, he gets the metaphor! Look at this getter of metahpors over here, people! Give it up for the metahpor getter!
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>>220985259
>>220985292
grow up stupid baby
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>>220984797
The tv clown was the best part.
I get that it has been done before, but still.
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>>220985383
nnnnnnnnnno :^)
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>>220985292
maybe i should get a roommate or a dog to keep me company at night.
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>>220985289
It. Just you having more love for humanity.
You have let the love of god into your heart.
Now that you see others as you see yourself, you can’t enjoy them being chopped up
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it's not for faggots, go wathc shitrooms and shitsession. retarded faggots
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It had a lot a good moments but wasn't half as creepy as Oddity.
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>>220984797
Eh, I thought it was a nice little gothic ghost story.
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>>220985324
i hope someone called the ambulance for this anon hes obv stroking out big time
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>>220985351
yes or no answer question: does it hurt you to be aware that you are of low genetic value?
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>>220984987
Holy Reddit. Kill yourself.
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>>220986834
hello, no it doesn!
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>>220984797
So, what the fuck was this exactly? everything else made sense, the witch, his moms ghost, but why did he see this creepy ass rabbit kids show when he was hallucinating? it seemed like he saw it as a child too since it was in the flashback to when he killed his mom. Did his trauma warp his mental image of the show because he affiliates it with shooting his mother?
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>>220985345
i thought it worked well because the whole film is fairly leisurely paced with scenes having ample room to breathe. if this were some nonstop high octane type movie it would not fit in but i thought it was a nice little bookend for a movie that was, despite being horror, kinda relaxed and cozy
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good movie. could've been really good with a few tweaks, but still delivered on atmosphere, characters, feels, creepiness. much better than oddity.
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>>220984987
It does, if only there were more good movies
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>>220985345
nah nigga the conquistador part was a nice emotional beat. if you didn't feel something when he hugged the kid and the metaphor landed, you're dead inside.
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i saw someone talking about "that moment" being amazing but i don't know what it was because it didn't seem that exciting to me? was it when the witch followed him up the dumbwaiter?
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>>220984797
The script was pretty weak and outside the ~half hour the protag spends alone in the suite, the film was uninteresting. Overall the film was ok, but all the marketing and hype around it led me to expect a lot more. Same thing with Longlegs last year, although this was considerably better than that shitheap. The marketers put out these impeccably cut, arresting trailers and one thinks one's about to get VVitch levels of quality, but nope, it's all manipulation.
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>>220986960
What's there to not get? The hotel room is a supernatural locus and he's (unbeknownst to himself) slightly high on the mushrooms juice in his flask, so he gets these visions.
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>>220987094
one, you can't watch marketing or give it any kind of credence. two, something like the vvitch is a rarity.
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>>220985107
holy kino reference
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>>220987258
hello, i wouldnt say its kino!
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The conquistador prologue was retarded, "no hard surfaces anywhere other than the kid's skull", meanwhile he's wearing armor and a helmet.
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>>220987402
try breaking a bottle on an empty jumbo can of beans
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>>220986960
the day the accident happened he was a watching a childrens tv show. the drugs he was taking, and maybe some of the magic, made him see a distorted vision of that show that verbalized the guilty feelings he had where he blamed himself for his moms death
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>>220987617
Yeah I figured it was something like this, still it felt kinda out of place and tacked on compared to everything else in the movie. Like someone complained that the scenes in the suite weren't creepy enough so he had to throw in some spooky kids show.
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>>220984797
the horror was because he'd been given mushrooms by someone who hated him
amazing



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