>stumbles upon a retail product that can shape the very fabric of reality based on human desire>zero thoughts about the metaphysical or civilizational implications>instantly thinks with his dickDo men really?
incredibly realistic, desu
>>220985129If you ever had love in your life you would know how much better it makes existence. It sounds like a gay cliche but you can honestly become very content if you share reality with some special. I don’t blame him for instinctively going with that wish. The monkey paw aspect would’ve fucked him over no matter what anyways.
>>220985129what a hogwash of a movie ,went blind and was bored out of my wits ,this dude sounds like walt jr from breaking bad and pure annoyance I actually laughed when this bloodsucker mosquito coward died ,if not for that hotass psycho bitch occupying most of the screen I would have walked out .
>>220985180I would hire 10 jewish lawyers to write me down a 200 pages long wish that nulls every single possible drawback for the schematics of a functional fusion reactor.
Yes. Men are slaves to their dicks. We would've conquered space by now if men didn't think about sex all day.
>I wish for every single instance of the One Wish Willow — or any of its seeds or ingredients — to be instantly teleported straight to my home and locked inside a high-security safe.
>>220985260this. it's why in the future womanity will conquer the stars but men will be left here to fight each other in their caves
>>220985220Your life would be ruined by the amount of jews you had around you. Monkey’s paw always wins.
>>220985295I will gladly bow down and worship women the moment they show signs of any kind of goal oriented thinking. Ladies, you have the floor.
>>220985295lol women don't have that kind of capacity. all they think about is social status, their appearances, and what the rest of the "herd" is telling them to think
