When was the last time you /Whaled/, anon?
>>220986408I'd stroke his cheek and tell him it's going to be okay and then he'd hold my hand and we'd share a kiss while i caress his oxygen tank
I couldn't whale even if I wanted to. Over the past couple of years, I've noticed that I can't eat as much as I used to before I'm full. For example, the pizza I usually make, I would always be able to finish it, but now I'm full with two slices left. And I used to have three slices of bread in the evening. Now I can only eat two. Should I be worried?
>>220986494yes you probably have a hiatal hernia, a schatzki ring, gall bladder disease, gastritis, vagus nerve dysfunction with gastroparesis. and diabetes
>>220986494i'm a doctor, and i assure you that your life span is close to 18 minutes, no more not less. i'd be calling my relatives if i were you
>>220986408Cryptonite
>>220986545is that an earth minute or a venus minute which is around 47 earth hours, cause if it's 18 venus minutes that's like a month of earth time and that's better than 18 earth minutes
>>220986605no, it's in mars minutes, so you'd have to do the math. probably a few seconds less each minute, i wouldn't know exactly, im no mathematician
>>220986494Did your drinking habits change? Dairy stuff can give you a full feeling too
>>220986494It's terminal, you have exactly a minute to live
>>220986673Eh, not really.
>>220986700>17 minutes agoanon is a cold carcass by now....
>>220986408i dunno i never saw this movie
I had 4 glasses of wine and a hotdog with crispy bacon, crispy onion and jalapeños last night
last night. there was zero need for me to buy the combo meal 3 instead of just a regular meal. I felt sick by the time I'd eaten half of it but kept going. I'm presently on the toilet suffering consequences.
I don't whale out in terms of fast food and delivery shit etc but snack food is my downfall typically when I go to the supermarket I will always get some big bag of crisps or salted peanuts or something and pretty much eat the whole bag in my car in the car park before I even head offits not even a hunger thing; more an unbreakable habit
>>220986408I actually thought this movie was called the whale because he was a fatass. Also had no clue the movie was actually about being gay and not being fat.
Everything in this gay ass goy World is about looksmaxing, people gossiping about the weight of others, its really amazing what normies are worried about
>>220986408I whale every weekend with a 2 big macs, 2 spicy chicken wraps, large fry, and a coke
>>220986408nearly two months ago
>>220987652in my neck of the woods this costs $30 now
>>220986494You are a gigantic pussy. Imagine worrying about this. Do you have a panic attack every time you go outside?
>>220987436i learned this from the threads here so i havent seen even a second of the movie
>>220986912One hot dog and a few drinks isn't whaling lmao
>>220987677When you get a little older, shit like this will worry you. Go to the doctor if there's anything out of the ordinary. A friend of mine had something that he shrugged off at first, but then he went to the doctor and he had brain cancer.
>>220986408never
Im still whaling at 115kg...
Last Wednesday, I had rice with four cheese sauce and breaded chicken. I hadn't eaten anything all day and ran 11km so it was fine. I whale out (relative to my Godly physical condition and shape) like once a week
>>220988618He shouldn't have gone to the doctor then!
Going heavy on the sugar the coffee today... Jesus take the wheel
>>220986408I'm basically doing it right now with two cajun chicken fillet biscuit sandwiches from Bojangles.
>>220986408Back in my 20's, I didn't eat right and hardly worked out, so I weighed well over 230 poundsThen one day, it just finally clicked and now I'm almost 150
>>220986408I bought two bags of habanero nuts, intending to eat one bag a day. I ate both in one go.They burned coming out...
>>220988828What are they, like chili nuts just more spicy?
For me, it's getting drunk and ordering some cheap pizza or chicken, eating it in one go and i cant even remember the taste
>>220988867Yeah. Really good stuff but the bags are tiny.
*blocks your path*
>>2209888792bh I just drink instead of whale seems more fun and lasts longertho obv I know its a short term alternative that will ultimately kill me quicker
