>Mary, could I steal Bart for a minute?>Ask his girlfriend, the game.
idk man, isn't it a bit weird when they draw the little girl character with the positive canthal tilt fuck me eyes?
>>220989638Why are their walls so thinalso sneed
>>220989777Not when the characters are written like neurotic 20-somethings because the writers want to do romcom plots but don't have age-appropriate characters for it.
>>220989638to be fair vidya is probably a more productive use of your time than modern day women anyway
>>220989817It is weird. Bart is what, 10? Lisa is 9? Why are they having romances?
>>220989777>sees a child>thinks of sex
mary sexlisa rape
>>220989817that's not a joke. this and a bunch of other likewise episodes were written by a pair of doofus failed romcom writers Don Payne and John Frink, and after Payne bit the dust in the early 2010s these episodes as if by magic stopped being made.
>>220989638Fuck you, Zooey Deschanel. Just...just fuck you.
>>220989905being from a white trash background, Mary has doubtless already been exposed to plenty of that
>>220989638>the gameFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>220989945this bullshit was just an ad for her Fox TV show at the time
>>220989813American houses are made of cardboard
>>220989638why are Zombie Simpsons characters so overdesigned compared to the main cast?
where would I even need to go if I wanted to legally watch modern Simpsons in 2026 even just out of brief morbid curiosity?
>>220990188The OP episode is 13 years old.
>>220989813>also sneedThat above all else.
>>220989638>Mary, could I steal Bart for a minute?this is gonna be some kind of incest thing, isn't it?
>>220989777Huh?
>>220989813Also why does Lisa look almost bigger than Mary although she's supposed to be 8 and Mary is 10?
>>220990188Disney+ I think
>>220990188curiosity at Marge's mummified voice?
>>220989638Zooey should never try to do a hillbilly drawl again.
>>220989638
>>220989638>HD zombie simpsonsgross
>>220990079Episode was 2013, when she was slightly relevant.
>>220989638>>220989777>>220990975It’s been so long but is it the same autist that has been making these shitty Simpsons threads forever? I know I sound crazy but wasn’t the whole Sneed thing started by some autistic schizo who didn’t like Simpsons posting. Then there’s that guy that hasn’t been posting the thread about Homer cheating on Marge and asking others if they would do it for probably 5 years now.
>>220991002>Zooey Deschanellame
>>220989817bart was written like a child that episode
>>220989638i hated that episode so much
>>220991198this board is a fight between the same half dozen or dozen autists going in circles while everyone else watches.
>>220991455>watching Zombie Simpsonswhy though?
>>220991198>is it the same autist Maybe, but as long as he doesn't start posting his retarded shit and we can have a normal thread it doesn't really matter.>I know I sound crazy but wasn’t the whole Sneed thing started by some autistic schizo who didn’t like Simpsons postingNah, it makes perfect sense. If you check the archives old Simpsons threads always had some faggot complaining about them with the same pasta, and during the peak of the sneed era the spam always killed the threads.
>>220991851nta but back then I used to watch the simpsons on tv because 90% of the time they aired classic episodes, when a new episode was airing changing the channel was too much of a bother so I just watched them out of morbid curiosityI stopped doing that the third (or fourth?) time mary spuckler appeared
>>220992036it was three. the second one was when they aged her up to a teenager and made her into some kind of writer/artist who lives in New York or some bullshit before turning her back into a 10 year old in this episode.
>>220989777>half-lidded bored/frustrated expression>FUCK ME EYES SEX SEX PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT LITTLE GIRL GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAPshut up freak
>>220992081>FUCK ME EYES SEX SEX PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT LITTLE GIRL GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAPgiven the type of family the Spucklers are she would be only 3-4 years from it anyway
>>220990975I've been watching the Japanese dub on NND and whenever Bart and Lisa are on screen together there's a barrage of comments saying 「早く近親相姦しろ」
it's another case of the writers' moronic self-insert fantasies>Mary is the smart/artsy whatever kid who wants to escape her retard white trash family ie. the writers' projection of themselves and their parents
>>220992120ditto the father would be her dad or one of her brothers
>>220992061what the hell, you're right. they're even from the same season
>>220992467It's certainly Al Jean's self-insert fantasy anyway. His contempt for his family is all over the show, you can tell.
>>220992193made me kek when i used google translatebased japs
>>220992193Japanese all love Lisa and hate Bart.
>>220992818In the comments they're always lewding Veji-chan, but the NTUY never miss a chance to complain about her lefty tendencies. Plenty of users lewd Bart too though.
>>220989777Oval-like somewhat more realistic eyes are part of how they distinguish guest characters from the others. The family and most other main recurring characters have circle eyes.
wait that was Zooey Deschanel doing her voice?
>>220993298Yes? What about it.
>>220989638>HD season SimpsonsNo.
>>220994132it was already ultra garbage WAY before the transition to HD
>>220992120their house has a "boyfriend room." that alone has pretty fucking bad implications.
>>220994385yes. anyone who watches beyond season 4 is retarded
>>220995424>he watches anything except for the tracey ullman shorts, 7G01, 7G04, and maybe 7G02Get a load of this pleb.
>>220990188Your local antenna Fox channel and Disney+.
>>220995555I´m not gonna argue with those quads
>>220989638Why can't I name the episode
>>220991198The solution is to just continue having a normal conversation. This isn’t like a real conversation. He can’t talk over us. Just be selective in your replies.
>>220989846The child characters have consistently acted like adults for the almost 40 years this show has existed, anon. This is because it's a cartoon. Real children are boring and annoying.
>>220992193>"Hurry up and commit incest."wtf
>>220996974>Real children are boring and annoyingyou were asked to babysit your niece/nephew and want to vent your spleen about it, right?
>>220996700Love Is A Many Splintered Thing?
>>220989638looks like modern Simpsons to me. I have no clue what this is or any desire to know.
>>220990214>The OP episode is 13 years old.That's modern unless you are a young zoom zoom or iphone baby.
>>220996974Nah, in the early seasons they acted like kids more often than not.
>>220997612was only saying that it's clearly a product of the early 2010s right down to the celebrity guest star
>>220989777the character is doing an expression in this frame, the character doesn't normally have half closed/sultry eyes
>>220997589>looks like modern Simpsons to me. I have no clue what this is or any desire to know.>Bart dates Cletus's daughter who is voiced by Zooey "LOLsoquirky" Deschanel>hilarious hijinks ensure (well, not really)
>>220997844ah, ok
>>220997117Being unabashed in their degeneracy is an integral part of the Japanese online culture. They call themselves "homos" and call newfags "straight". They also despise Milhouse because he's the one that deflowered Lisa, they call him Gomilhouse (gomi = trash).They LOVE Troy McClure though, whenever he appears there's a barrage of fish emojis and they post the catchphrase he has in the dub.
>>220989638>the gameNoooooooo I just lost the game hahahaha nice one OP
>>220997786If it's in 16:9, it is modern Simpsons regardless of how many years go by.
>>220992818Lol no they don't. They're both liked.T. N2 and have lived in japan
>>220989777wha
>>220998008I'm this guy>>221000856It's not a "degenerate" thing. In their culture media can and should vent out ideas you don't believe in or will never do. A sort of large seperation of fiction to reality. That's why topics and things that might seem off are allowed in their media.
>>220989777Nigger you are WAY too obsessed with cooming.Disengage from the Internet and touch grass.
>>221000896Hell this angers some supposed anime/japanese "fans" but homosexuality isn't legal or recognized in japan.
>>220989777Good grief
>>220989777that's definitely a thing but in this particular instance I think she's supposed to look bored
>>220989777>all those reddit repliesdoing God's work
>>221000958>not being a profoundly low functioning autist is “reddit”I remember a day when people like you used to be made fun of here but now it’s like half of you are this retarded
>>220990188just go to the piracy subreddit and find a streaming site.
>>221000896>A sort of large seperation of fiction to reality.Sure, they always say this and 90% of the time they're just joking around when they lust after some guy or say they want to fuck the little girl, however...
