What a retarded movie>its about zombies>People adapt after the apocalypseReasonable>However this bold out of place medical guy and his bones shit!Like WTF this out of place goofy fagot takes up 50% of the movies!PS:They did not make 28 month later, shame
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE MY FICTIONAL ZOMBIEKINO HAVE SOME FICTIONAL FANTASY ELEMENTS LIKE A VERY CHARISMATIC DUDE THAT WENT FULL SCHIZO SHAMAN???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPyou are a retard and I hate retards
>>220990169What else are you gonna do 30 years after the fall of civilization? Can't play minesweeper on your phone. You're gonna build weird shit out of junk you find for the hell of it
>>220990169the bone temple was kino especially the ending
Garland's writing is anime-tier, for better or worse.
>>220990169was pretty fucking good imobetter than the first
>>220990580You and this movie are what killed zombie films.Zombie films are all about survival and the shock of the initial collapse of civilization. People are exposed to the brutality of life.>However this gold guy and his bones I think I know why it feels so out of place, you notice that in the bone temple and here literally no one is worried about food?Like blond gang is going around killing people for fun and the doctor is building his bone shit.How do they get food? In other zombie media they simply take from super markets etc HOWEVER it is fucke 28 years later food should be not exist in this form.Zombie movies used to be good.
>>220990706>You and this movie are what killed zombie films.more like resurrected but yeah keep going>Zombie films are all about survival and the shock of the initial collapse of civilization. yeah which was established LONG after the first movie even started, humanity just adapts and that's it, none of the movies actually show the initial outbreak beyond some references (no heckin activists liberating a chimp is not the actual outbreak), you just get to see the aftermath (I mean they kinda tried to have a variant of that in 28 weeks later but that movie was dogshit)>you notice that in the bone temple and here literally no one is worried about food?the premise of 28yl is literaly a father bringing his son with him on a hunt as some right of passage into manhood, I'm pretty sure this is how they keep surviving, aside from a thing called agriculture and farming existingthe other governments didn't magically collapse, only bongs are dealing with this (the virus was contained on continental europe), I'm pretty sure you can expect aid from others as well, they might not be allowed to leave the island if they enter but I'm sure you could arrange to drop some food and medical assistance via other means.this is as good as it gets for a zombie movie: there's variety for them (not just mindless rotting corpses running after you), Samson is straight up BASED, they are not invincible but they are still a big threat especially with limited resources.besides I don't think super markets are even an option at this point when we just saw London getting nuked to dustLike I get it if you don't like the whole Jimmy >HOWZAT plotline but aside from that it's an extremely competent movie and since you are bringing that up Dr. Kelson is still a memorable character that could be seen as a father figure to share wisdom with Jimmy (which is having his coming of age moment in the first part of the movie until he has an argument with his father that was cheating on his mother)
>>220990890>Jimmymean to say Spike, you get the point
>>220990631>What else are you gonna do 30 years after the fall of civilization?I think I know why it feels so out of place, you notice that in the bone temple and here literally no one is worried about food?Like blond gang is going around killing people for fun and the doctor is building his bone shit.How do they get food?In other zombie media they simply take from super markets etc HOWEVER it is fucke 28 years later food should be not exist in this form.Zombie movies used to be good.>You're gonna build weird shit out of junk you find for the hell of itLOL in the delusional NEET world where food is magicked into existence or propel do not need to eat>What else?Lets see1) Grow food since yours will run out2) Clear areas (the walking dead is good at talking about this) and build barricades so it is safe3) Think about building other things like wagons out of wood (Amish) and horses since your cars will break down and your oil will run out or go bad4) make other things like new clothing the Amish wayThere are over 50 things to think about and do who are NEEDED FOR YOUR SURVIVAL!!!!And since this is fucken Britain5) Proper for winter who will be brutalNo seriously you need to chop wood and use it to heat your home and probably rebuild your home since if you do it the wrong way you burn down your homeAlso somehow get wood without zombies getting you!>>220990653>the bone templeI am watching it now the doctor fagot is back and taking up scream timeThe blond gang looks like it fit more into 1 year later or 50 days later. How do they get food?How are they surviving the winter?How do they not get eaten by zombies at night if they are le traveling all the time?>>they can defendDo they also not need to sleep? >temple I mean it is a generic blond gang go crazy movie it is OK however the premise is silly if you think about it even a littleZombie media is shaky at best with its logic however the doctor brings the movie to a new level of shit!
>>220990941just watch the gosh darn movie ya spaz!
>>220990890Do you have brain damage?>literaly a father bringing his son with him on a hunt as some right of passage into manhood,Are you retarded?I was referencing THE DOCTOR! Like him!Their community is OK however magically the doctor fuck does not need food is happy all the time and only building his bone shit alone. This is bizarre that they spliced the doctor into all of this.> other governments didn't magically collapseAre you fucken retarded?I never mentioned the other governments only the logic of the doctor not needing food and being this happy guy. >'m pretty sure you can expect aid from others as wellThe fuck? The movie established that there is a blockade and they do not know WTF is going on there. >you could arrange to drop some food and medical assistance via other means.NOT SHOWN IN THE MOVIE!IMPLIED TO NOT EXIST!
>>220990965>just watch the gosh darn movie ya spaz!I watched 28 years later (NOT BONE TEMPLE).Decided to watch the bone temple now since>WTF did they decide to release the first movie in cinemas? >A new one because 28 years later bombed?>not watching it since the doctor was retarded as fuck and the bone shit.Decide to watch now.Barely better than the first movie.>just watch the gosh darn movie ya spaz!I am talking about the 28 years later movie you retarded fuck! Because I was reminded of it now.The bone temple looks like a less gay version of the 28 years later, still gay however.
>>220991012>Do you have brain damage?the answer is no BECAUSE I FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE FIRST YOU RETARD>Their community is OK however magically the doctor fuckSo? It's established that big communities live off hunting and farming, so do they need to reiterate that twice? Fishing, growing his food, gathering shit, happy?FINISH WATCHING THE MOVIE YOU FAGGOT, it's insane I even have to say this>IMPLIED TO NOT EXIST!imbecile
>>220991086>BECAUSE I FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE FIRST YOU RETARDI quot myselfI watched 28 years later (NOT BONE TEMPLE).>So?And the doctor is not? He is literally magic and does not need food?
>>220991137>I watched 28 years later (NOT BONE TEMPLE).THEN FINISH WATCHING BONE TEMPLEbecause, quoting your dumb faggot ass>>220990941>I am watching it nowSO FINISH WATCHING THE DAMN MOVIE AND COME BACK TO TALK ABOUT, FAGGOT>And the doctor is not?HE IS, WATCH THE MOVIE
>>220991169>THEN FINISH WATCHING BONE TEMPLEI am talking about the 28 years later movie released in 2025 not 2026.Jesus fuck the marketing team really is trying to conflate these movies to damage control. >SO FINISH WATCHINGIt is boring shit.>WATCH THE MOVIEI watched the 2025 movie. If you need another to desperately salvage that 2025 movie mess it is your problem retarded director!
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>>220991308>AAA shit shit supervisor help they detected my shilling help me supervisor.This franchise is fucked.
>>220990941You deserve merciless anal and then oral rape without washing the cock in-between the rapes with a triple helping of steaming human shit for you to eat
>>220990941>people, for all of human civilization, sat around shivering and crying about food management and did absolutely nothing elseGuy's a doctor. He planted some potatoes and owns a few rabbits and chickens. Stop being such an autist.
>>220991419>shilling defence force for a movie months AFTER releaseretard, I hate you and I hope you twist your nuts in your sleep
Anon is right, the Jimmies wouldn't survive by just trekking around in the wild. They are magically immune to thirst, hunger, cold, infections etc. Spike's village was a realistic descritpion of a community survival, the Jimmies and the doctor are just out of place.
>>220991470>months AFTER releaseWhy are you defending it then?I watch movies late to avoid the insane shills who are all over the internet before and after the movie.>retard, I hate youyet you can not explain why.
>>220991469>He planted some potatoesThe retarded /tv/ fagot does not understand the logistics of farming!
>>220991633>Why are you defending it then?I'm not defending it but whatever>yet you can not explain why.yes I can, you one of those>but what do they eat?retards and the worst thing is that THE MOVIE ESTABLISHES it quite well, and if you can't figure out how would a doctor survive with a fucking RIVER and a big ass FOREST nearby without it being explicitly shown then you are an idiotso your complaint is irrelevant here, just watch the damn movie you are so stupid
>>220991591>Anon is rightThanks.I did not have a problem with the village however then the movie decided to do a 180 into crazy town with a happy go lucky children's character(the doctor) being all cheerful.> and the doctor are just out of place.Especially that one!Zombie movies always have a sense of unreality to them and break apart if you think about them to hard however this one is extra special.The jimmies make more semi-sense if it was like 50 days after the infection before winter and they are looting what makes them more believable is that they are brutal psychopaths exactly what a brutal life would do to you (not be super altruistic doctor).However they still are nonsense. The movie wanted a band of roaming psychos and they made them.>coldOh that is a big one, Most people have no idea. I recommend anyone to put up a tent in them middle of winter and try to sleep in it at night. See how fast you last before you go back running to your warm home.Now imagine the same shit only you are a nomad who has no idea in what condition your next home will be. That is ignoring the zombies. >etc.LOL in the bone temple these jokers sleep in sleeping bags. While zombies move around. How they did not all get murdered in their sleep all these years is a enigma. >etc.Add magically immune to zombies killing them while they sleep in the open.1/2
>>220991591>>220991934A realistic 28 years later would have basically medieval style villages who get into conflict with one another. Mostly over food and raiding them for food or because past violence.While the walking dead became a boring shit show it was correct that various people would establish communities who are in conflict with one another.You can have your crazy satanists however they are located in 1 fort who has walls and they go back to sleep there. Maybe make them more parasitic and raid villages of some other organization for free food and murder the villagers for fun. Or make the evil people cannibals who eat people because people are food.Also another big factor will be remaining technology. The doctor blows all tech on bullshit and his retarded cave with candles despite sunlight existing. A realistic take would have other invade you because you have candles or things before the collapse, all metals can be melted down to make tools or armor. You can salvage the Satanist if you rewrite them the doctor is such a WTF out of place character it is unreal. Zombie movies where more about the collapse of civilization and what the humans will do. This was their main point and others did not understand that and did go>WA WA WA its again humans are the real monstersThere are other fiction like the earth abides where 99% of humanity is killed by some super virus no zombies only lots of dead and what is left behind.
>>220991591>>220990653>>220991086>FINISH WATCHING THE MOVIE YOU FAGGOTI did. it is a very meh movie the best part is that the retarded doctor died. Basically bunch of satanists start thinking the doctor is satan. Because the guy in command(anti-Christ?) build his entire religion on this to control thme he is also not right in the head.Doctor needs to pretend he is satan and makes a show. Then the doctor tries to get him overthrown and a bunch of people die.It is not that good because the doctor ruined anything interesting in this movie.Also do you think it is good that spike did go with the psycho bitch who killed so many people? I mean was she not the true believer who seriously did think the doctor is Satan? Should she not like gotten her world view destroyed after learning her religion is a lie? Is she not a dangerous psycho? Also she took her religion being proven wrong super chill. The movie should have cut out all the Samson scenes and be faster. Very disappointing basically on the same level as the 1 movie. Why the fuck do they keep shoving this retarded doctor in our face? Is that the director who is making his own fan fiction playing the doctor or some shit? Truly the the 2025 and 2026 movies are the moment when zombie media died. It used to be great then it got diluted and then we got this shit. >>220990653>the bone temple was kino especially the endingWhat was so good about it?The anti-Christ guy hallucinates he sees Satan before his death and the psycho bitch and spike run away from zombies. What was so kino about it?
