>The most powerful man in the universe >5'10 with 15 inch armsWhy are zoomers so fucking pathetic? Dolph Lundgren was 6'5 and jacked to the gills and now we get this?
>>220990278if the movies get sequels the actor will keep getting jacked like what happened with thor and huge jackedmanthe actor is good for the part but the required gear to become giga jacked in like the year before shooting would literally kill him
>>220990513No, it wouldn't. He's young and unless he has congenital issues, he'll be fine.
>>220990278It's all the vaping. Stunts their growth.
>>220990525this is what he looked like before getting ready for the mobie
>/tv/ when the actor doesn't to steroids for some shitty redux of a long dead franchise>:(
>>220990715>normies think OP pic doesnt require roids
>>220990278Had to make he-man an effeminate faggot.
>>220990525>he'll be fineUnless he wants to keep his wedding vegetables working.
>>220990278> female outfit "reinvented" for modern audience> male outfit played straightFeminists won't see what's wrong.
>>220990777That's only while he's on gear, and sometimes not even gear makes you infertile. I got my wife pregnant at the tail end of 8 years of non-stop roiding.
>>220990740>thinking that physique requires steroids
>>220990278Arnold Blacknigger, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, all those 80's Macho Action Stars used steroids.
>>220990278Because his power is not about strenght it's about how kind he is or something
>>220990278The answer go this and every problem Chud's have is white women. They are a huge consumer base much more important than you. White women dont want to fuck Dolph Lundgren. Why are there so many gays on TV, wine aunts love them. Blacks? You guessed it, white women. Liberal ideology in Videogames, TV, movies. Any issue you have is easily explained by "trying to market to white women".
>>220991212you didnt watch the movie and are just taking these weird 4chin ranting posts as fact. its specifically stated during his fight with skeletor that the power is being strong and badass as shit. the thing youre referring to is that Adam is supposed to be a nice good guy and know when to actually use it instead of being in roid rage all the time>...a power you dont even know how to use!>oh i know how to use it, i just prefer not to*effortlessly overpowers skeletor and beats him into a pulp and then destroys him with his bare hands*
>>220991309maybe if you were born yesterday you might think women don’t want dolph lungren haha you’re probably underage
>>220990278>why don't my movies have huge muscle men dripping with sweatShut the fuck up. Muscle men were always meant to attract women and faggots. Which one are you?
>>220991309Im older than you, and flexing age well phone posting is as cringe as pushing this retard generation war in the first place.
Having the same actor play Adam and He-Man was a mistake. It's supposed to be a physical transformation. They only looked the same on the Filmation cartoon because of budget and time constraints.
>>220990278>Why are zoomers so fucking pathetic?What does 'zoomers' have to do with this OP? Did zoomers make the movie?Did zoomers cast the movie?Do you think there is no one under 30 is who over 6 feet? Jesus fucking christ kill yourself already you stupid capeshit obsessed retard.
>>220991309You are out of your mind. White women go nuts for Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill today, just like they did for young Dolph Lundgren. The guy was a model before becoming an actor. The mutt playing He-Man now is a joke.
>>220990278Galitzine is not a zoomer. On average zoomers are probably the most "jacked" generation ever. Lundgren was(/is) an obnoxious roidhead who looks like a cartoon character (derogatory) while Galitzine is genuinely handsome.
>>220990278>4chud thinks height matters in Hollywood lol lmao even
>>220990278Whatever, gaylord. Teela is pretty as has a nice rump.
>>220991776>On average zoomers are probably the most "jacked" generation ever.LolLmaoZoomers are the most effeminate and sedentary generation yet.
>>220990763>t. never watched the show
>>220991713>The mutt playing He-Man now is a joke.Is he a mutt? He looks very white. It's more plausible Chris Hemsworth is a mutt because early colonizers in Australia mixed with aboriginal women. It was a state-sponsored racial cleaning, every new generation was whiter than the last
>>220991809>Teela is now some Latinx with mismatched eyebrowshard pass
>>220990278>Dolph Lundgren Dolph Lundgren is in the movie too, relax.
>>220991713>pic nameMost probably Guts's design is based on Miura himself while Griffith is Lady Oscar plus Miura's "special friend" Koji Mori
>>220991876Nobody watch He-Man for Teela, except maybe for Kevin Smith. Besides, Teela's actress is objectively attractive, she could be a fat negress
>>220991811Touch grass, beer belly.
>>220992074nta but you are a tranny
>>220992056The post to which I replied certainly implied he does. And she's not bad, but not that good either. She could've been a hot white babe instead of some dumpy beaner.
>>220992104Afraid not, no matter how much you'd like that. Best to keep me out of your violent homosexual fantasies, beer belly.
>>220991713>just like they did for young Dolph Lundgren/tv/ anons really overrate the love for this guy because he looks like a Nazi propaganda poster. Some women probably liked him but he was never Hemsworth levels of popular. In the late 80s and early 90s, women were obsessed with Tom Cruise and Leo.
>>220990278he looks great you people are insufferable
>>220992074Bench press, limpwrist.
>>220992266It's closeted bisexual 35+ guys. Women couldn't give less of a shit about someone like Lundgren. He looks goofy. Hypermasculinity is attractive to homosexuals, rarely ever to women.
>>220992328What do you think you're doing here? Genuinely asking.
>>220992161>words words words wordsYWNBAW
>>220992365Calling you a weak faggot. What are you doing?
>>220992378So true. And YWNBAM.
>>220992266>>220992351We actually have two real foids over here, lol
>>220990278humiliation ritual
>>220992394>no utranny
>>220992393I'm telling you my T levels are higher than yours, and that almost every male zoomer you can find has started doing bench presses when they turned 14. But keep deluding yourself, beer belly.
>>220990278Sounds like you hate and want to genocide all men
>>220992440
>>220992429Lol. Your illiteracy aside, you'd want me to tell you you could some day become a woman?
>>220992440The few zoomers that leaving their hone to go to the gym just stand around in socks and sandals like jeets and maybe do 5 pound curls before going home then claim they're on their "demon arc" or some gay shit.
>Lol. Your illiteracy aside, you'd want me to tell you you could some day b-ACK!
>>220992469L O LDid you shave all your body hair so that you would look slightly less retarded when crossdressing or can't you actually grow any? Nice hard nipples, though.
>>220991901>Guts's design is based on Miura himselfLOL. DELUSIONAL! (not you, Miura)
>>220992523not him but i think he meant the block head and short black spikey hair which does check out
>>220990562heterochromia or lighting
>>220990740social media has fried your brain
>>220990562perfect twink with heterochromia eyes, bro won the genetic lottery.he probably get more pussy than 40yo single women do.
>>220992440No, what you're doing is coping and grovelling like a faggot. What's your heartrate at right now, freak? Getting anxious?
>>220990278This. How big was his bulge too? Probably not even 9 inches.
>>220990278Looks like Xena and her sidekick in the thumbnail. This role was reduced to LOOKISM by Galitzine & DEI values, as if male physical strength is something negative. But they love the blue collar laborers using male strength to fix their shit! Endless hypocrisy.
>>220992997>What's your heartrate at right now, freak? Getting anxious?Holy LARP, nigga. This shit you're fantasizing about is LITERALLY gay.
>>220991901Guts was explitily based on Rutger Hauer from the underappreciated 'Ladyhawke.'
>>220990909He-Man's chest is mostly covered and they gave him a skirt to cover his upper thighs
>>220991713You named 3 actors who are only popular because men like them. Tom Holland and the Loki actor are who women lust after.
>>220992351>Hypermasculinity is attractive to homosexuals, rarely ever to women.Correct. Al pacino, Robert deniro were more popular with women than these macho muscle men in the 80s.
>>220990278Jon Jones would literally rape prime Dolph if he wanted to.
>>220994803Yeah but he cheats and tries to kill people. That's messed up. Dolph is too honorable.
>>220994699>Tom Holland and the Loki actor are who women lust afterPFFFFFFFFFFFget this zoomer out of herenow you gonna say Zendaya and Zoe Saldana is who men lust after pffhaha
>>220994699I've literally never heard any woman talk about Tom Holland or the other one IRL. Plenty of chicks have expressed their desire for Henry Cavill, on the other hand.
>>220991776>On average zoomers are probably the most "jacked" generation everHahahahah zoomers are doing all the gay one-armed reverse cable bullshit in the gym.
>>220994699The loki guy is old and balding.
>>220990966>8 years of non-stop roidingdamnwhat are your best lifts?
>>220992440>almost every male zoomer you can find has started doing bench presses when they turned 14this is absurdly false and you know it
>>220992351>6'5 with a chiseled jawline and an athletic physique >goofyThere's regular cope posts and then there's yours.
>>22099244060% of males under 30 are single and a and approximately 18-28% are virgins, but yeah, your generation has high test lol.
>>220990513>dude just risk becoming infertile or even dying for the He-Man movieare you fucking retarded?
>>220990278>*pull down her pants*>”nom nom nom” (eating her ass)
>>220995602You can't become infertile from steroids, retard. It comes back after getting off. For some people it doesn't even happen, like Arnold who has 5 kids. The health risks are statistically lower than those of alcohol and cigarettes.
>>220991713>yfwyr this man has a PhD in Chemistry from MIT and is smarter than Bill Nye.
>>220995529Vlavicular mogs him, he should have been He Man
>>220995336>>220994935You guys are idiots at every meet and greet they're bunch of zoomer girls chasing him. I'm sorry but you guys are old. Women are not into macho muscle they want twinks like Holland and Chalamet. Our stars are soft masculine deal with it.
>>220993219The film for couples…along with The Fountain.
>>220991413Com'on number 10!
>>220995771>mentioning industryplanticularYour life is sad and ruled by algorithm-fed contentYou are to youtube and streams industries, what 10yo girls were for the music industry in the 90s-00s
>>220990278Galitzine couldn't get too big, he's filming Red, White & Royal Blue 2 and a roided Prince Henry would be too big a physical jump.
>>220995754>a PhD in ChemistrySo does Rake Yohn, but he didn't go to MIT
>>220990278dat dumptruck thoughbeit
is she at least hot in the actual movie
>>220990740anon, normies think Alan Ritchson and Chris Hemsworth are nattynormies are fucking retards who think pic related is good nutrition advice because it came from the government
>>220990278>Dolph LundgrenHe also had genius-level IQ. Zoomies don't know how to read or do basic math.
>>220994699you'd be correct if you weren't Tom Holland
>>220999136the don't know how to look you in the eyes
>>220990278she cute
>>220990278Chill bro, it's a movie for kids based on a show for kids who are now adults. Stop worrying about other men's bodies.
>>220992523Guts looks just like Miura if Miura was 7 feet tall.
>>220999439Holland has a large female fanbase, the guy is dating Zendaya. Stop being unc brained.
>>220992785what does this even mean
>>220991901To be more precise, Guts is Violence Jack + Miura
>>220990278Since when teela is a mid latinx girlboss with no tits and dressed like a nun?No wonder this movie is flopping from day one
>>221001400>mid
>mid.
>>220990278He's white, the fact that we even got that much is a fucking miracle.
>>221001650>no tits>mid face>assfaggotrynothing to see here, faggot
>>220994803That's because Jon Jones is a basketball American, and raping is what they do.
>>221001862casting suck. he looks like a gay manchildand she's a raceswapmiss me with that shit
>>220992266I think you'd be hard pressed to find women who even knew who Dolph Lundgren was
>>220990278I don't mind if an actor is jacked or not especially when hes got like a magic sword.
>>220999835lmao
>>220995771Lol, not anymore Not since the arrest He's not allowed to juice and withered away
>>220995492190kg bench290kg deadlift 260kg squatWeighed dips with an extra 100kg for reps at a bodyweight of 105kgweighed chinups with an extra 70kgBarbell rows with 180kg for repsShoulder press with 50kg dumbells
>>220990562goddayum, they ruined a perfect twink for some obscure 80's nostalgiaslop.Sad.
>>221002013Because you are a retard. Heshould look like the character and not a barely buff numale
>>221001865Her ass is not even bigJust all around mid
>>220995771>6'5>jacked>legit karate champion>160 IQ>Master's in Chemical Engineering>male model>musicianImagine comparing Fagicular to the utter aryan perfection that is Dolph Lungren.
>>221002013>character is calle HE-MAN>doesn't need to be jacked
>>221001865>it was the "assfaggotry" turbo gay autist the cringe ITT makes sense now
>>221002202stop rubbing your fetish in our face, african
>>221002180If someone wrote a character like this everyone would call it retarded and unrealistic>Dolph Lundgren is a real-life Gary Stu
>>220990278>Teela wears trousers now>Adam wears a miniskirt
>>221002777She could even be naked and I still wouldn't watch a movie with raceswaps
>>220990278How the fuck is the man in a skimpy crop, and the woman is FULLY COVERED? No wonder nobody watched this shit
>>221002905get woke, go brokeas usualthey chose ideology over money and fans, again
>>220991413What do the percentages/half pie graphs represent?
>>221001706There are hotter girls at my local mcdonalds. I'm sorry anon, but she's just not that hot.
>>221001400Great butt though, look at that shelf.
>>221003053I don't care about butt, I'm not an african
>>221002777Adam always dressed like a fag though. But he at least he looked like a grown man.
>>220990278I dont see a problem and i am not bothered.
>>221002202We get it, Tim. You find Mexican housekeepers exotic.
>>220990278Dolph was a true aryan nord unlike this gypsy dyed-hair mutt.
>>220990513It's just some barbarian conan knockoff dude, why can't they just scour the nearest gym for some meathead who already has the physique, nobody cares about acting in slop like this.
>>220990278To be fair, isn't He-man supposed to be average to short?Buff as hell, but not tall.
>>220990278I thought Brazilian women were supposed to have bigger asses than that
>>220990513They’re gonna nerf him and make his sister or Teela the main character going forward, you know it. “The power of grayskull is female”
>>220990278he was gay, OP?
>>220991212He’s not a brute strength first kind of guy and tries to negotiate, that’s pretty much all. They didn’t actually make him a pansy. Prince Adam even in the old cartoons was considered soft because of his pampered royalty status. One of the things Teela used to want is for the prince to be more like He-Man, since she like most characters didn’t know they’re the same person
>>220990278They've done worse
>>220995754Masters but close enough
>>221002586Bro rolled all 18s in character creation.
>>221002905women are the number one consumers of entertainmentnobody cares about your opinion, chud
>>220990278OP sounds like a hypergamous homosexual
