Who will play her
>>220990697
>>220990727too tall, hunter can be malena
Lupita Nyong'o
Elden Ring is a garbage feminist fantasy Everything important was done by a woman, and everyone important is a woman. Oh, and the best warrior is a woman. Oh. and the smartest wizard is a woman. Oh, and god is a woman. Oh, and men are just simps. Oh, and the female enemies are stronger than the male enemies. Oh, and the feminine moon took over the masculine stars. Oh, and a feminine tree displaced the masculine sun. The world literally revolves around women.
>>220990750Malenia is basically the stereotypical red headed lesbian who needs no man.
>>220990750>the best warrior is a womanThe best warrior is Radahn. Malena technically never beat him.>the smartest wizard is a womanThe smartest wizards are the two crystalized dudes, Azur and Lusat
>>220990821>Malena technically never beat him.She was holding back the entire time. As soon as she embraced the Rot she one shotted Radahn lul.>smartest wizards are the two crystalized dudesThey’re dead idiot. Their spells take less intelligence than the moon. They couldn’t handle their shit.
>>220990750radahn and miquella are literally two dudesand they're the only ones who manage to become gods
>>220990859Radahn got outskilled by Malenia when she decided to have her period / female moment. Miquella is a homosexual who cosplays as a woman. Empyreans are all feminine beings. The parts are masculine Lord + feminine God = divine unity. It’s all simp fantasy.
>It’s all simp fantasy.“You are maidenless”“Touch grace”They hated him because he told the Trvth
>>220990727Hunter should be Miquella, and you know it
>>220991068no that should be Kai Schreiber
>>220990821>>220990843>greatest warrior was a raped man who died of AIDS but was resurrected by his femboy brother to be raped morebravo mitsubishi
>>220990750>smartest wizard is a womanYeah, she was so hecking le smart that she plunged entire land into thousands of years of stagnation. Rani is THE scum of the story and a litmus test for simp subhumans.Proper canon story is finding dagger with rune of Death for her and then hitting her with biggest hammer you can find just before you hand it to her.
>>220990922My Tarnished was a dude and he bodied all those freaks and married Ranni. What now nigger?
>>220991093Kino
>>220990750>The world literally revolves around women.They destroyed entire continent and your only task is to kill them all to fix it.
>>220990922>when she decided to have her periodthat's not getting outskilled. it's like naruto letting the fox take over and risk mass death rather than "losing" >Miquella is a homosexuali agree, but st trina is his female side. he's male
>>220990697Zendaya
i somehow finished this game w/o having any idea what the actual "story" was
>>220992014Ask google ai
>>220991112A woman btfo the male dominated academy and took it over and banned the science and enforced worship of the moon How is that not a feminist wiccan’s wet dream?
>>220992742She got cucked out of her mind
Why is miquella so fucking hot
>>220993542He is? Isn’t he like physically ten years old?
>>220992014I sided with whatever team wanted to destroy everything because I though the world was gay, devoid of anything worth saving and filled with monsterI was very thrilled to help the Volcano Manor team because they seemed like they wanted to actually rule everything. Was very sad that they were super lame and just retreat and mop and do nothing I guessI ended up burning everything down, thank god they added that ending because it was not only my endind, but also the correct ending.Fuck that gay dull world and specially that one eyed retard that think she can give me orders because she gave me a fucking horse
If they aren't Welsh we riot
>>220990697>Spirit housed within a doll's body, but once possessed red hair and (presumably) the ethereally pale skin of ancient Welsh CeltSounds like a role tailor made for Lupita Nyong'oBonus points if they make the doll a golliwog
>>220992014As someone that really likes Miyazaki’s crazy stories I felt like Elden Ring’s lore and shit sucks ass because there isn’t anyone to actually like, everyone is pretty much just evil and selfish. Radahn and Godwyn were obvious candidates but you learn essentially nothing about Godwyn except he’s dead and Radahn was fucked. What they really fucked up on is not having consistent questlines within the legacy dungeons. When I met Rogier I thought “oh cool there will be NPC’s in the various castles and shit to interact with” nope not at all, a very much wasted opportunity to not have some NPC knight guy you go through Leyendell with.
>>220995647The most retarded aspect of the game is precisely the NPCs jumping spots to absolute random spots I firmly believe noone has ever ever followed Blaidd's path without a guide.His ending spot being one of the early Evergaols confirms that and everyone that says they naturally look for him there backtracking that much is lyingThat's why the game is gay
>>220990697Debra Wilson
>>220990843Radahn never stopped, even after the land got rotnukedShe got dragged away after getting her ass beat
>>220995823Yeah there was no natural progression to follow for NPC questlines which was absolutely retarded considering how big the legacy dungeons are, I can’t fathom why they didn’t have any good NPCs in there like an Ostrava type for Leyendell would have been perfect but nope everyone here is a just a mindless murder zombie that kills on sight. I actually thought they did a much better job with NPCs in the dlc though.
>>220990727>just hire the same 5 people for everything!!
>>220995448Lol
>>220990750my character is a man and i destroyed every one of these entities who stood in my way without help, so no
>>220991093>spoilerThe wall is already here
