Can this shit actually happen in real life?!
>>220990863No. Sharks are now extinct thanks to the Chinese.
They're doing a remake with a bull shark, typical hollywood.
Yes. I am firm believer that many drownings are actually shark killings. Many people that get "lost" are eaten by bears and mountain lions in North America. It's very dangerous here plus we have pavement apes. Don't come here.
>>220990943Jaws was based on a bull shark
Haven't bull sharks been found way up the Mississippi River?
>>220991045They live in freshwater for part of their life cycle.
>>220990863Sharks generally avoid shores due to shallow water and lack of food. If you are swimming out far enough into the ocean to get attacked by a shark then you are way too far out.
>>220991222i should clarify great whites specifically which the shark in jaws is.
>>220990863A bull shark is more likely to hunt humans and even that is rare. GW just take curiosity chomps.
>>220991222this is 100 percent bullshit two of white sharks main prey items, penguins and seals spend at least half of their time on land therefore are hunted right off the coast
>>220991704What are the police going to do? Arrest the shark?
>>220991222Great whites come close to the shore to pin prey against the shoreline. They also follow seals which sun on rocks. It really depends on the terrain, time/tide and prey but they do get in very close to shore. Makes it easy to spot the tourists who wont go in the water past their knees https://youtu.be/9NkZPdRlVw0
There's more out there than you'd like to think. My advice? Stay out the water
>>220991804Catch tag and release with a very harsh lecture.
>>220990863No, sharks are actually heckin wholesome chungi
>>220991222That aint true. See whites off san diego coast constantly in 10-20 foot water.
>>220991991Wear grey and swim with seals for your first visit to the ocean
>>220990863Yes, because it's loosely based on something that happened in America in 1916
Better monologue than Robert Shaw's in this movie? He carried the movie once they got on the boat.
>>220992358There isn't one
>>220991845>Great whitesHow long before the screeching libtard cunts figure out this is problematic and must be changed?
>>220992611Find new material its been like 10 years of this shit. #problematic!
>>22099086325 feet long would be a record breaker
>>220991704>GW just take curiosity chomps.Keep believing that.
>>220991856What the fuck?
>>220990882I laughed a bit, but this is a seriously depressing post. The Chinese need to be exterminated first.
>>220991704>curiosity chompsCute euphemism for losing a limb.
No worries when they're range is only limited to 3/5 of the oceans.
>>220993344Forgot pic
There were prehistoric sharks about 3-4x larger than any living species.
>>220993381Ok
Where are the jellyfish kinos? Irukandji is a tiny speciman whose sting is so painful that victims usually die of shock from the pain. Shelllfish toxin is even nastier. There's a parasite in some tropical rivers that swims into your dickhole and sets up shop before killing you.Sharks are easy to avoid. Tiny critters are hard to avoid unnless you simply never go in the water in any tropical area.
>>220991991True but doesn’t happen in the Atlantic where the movie is set
>>220993628Where’s the drama in getting stung by a jellyfish? You just fucking die and that’s it
>>220991870thanks OBAMA
>All the marine biologists itt
>>220992301I prefer my 'distressed, wounded turtle' outfit for my dawn swimming
>>220992358Allegedly he was piss drunk the first time shooting it and it sucked. Did it the next day sober and we got kino.Also hated Richard Dreyfus.
>>220990882>>220993145there are more sharks than chinese
>>220990863No, sharks would never hurt a human. Don't fall for the propaganda. They want you to hate our best friends.
>>220991704>GW just take curiosity chomps.troon w shark plushie
>>220990863Actually, sharks don't really prey on humans. They only attack them because they mistake them for fish, etc. That's why surfers are more likely to get attacked, the board makes them look more like prey. But sharks usually just bite off their arm or something and don't eat them because it's an accidental case of mistaken identity.
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks—and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone
>>220990863Why is the title misspelt?
>>220994081Wrong
Killer Whales can do worse, but they like us
Fucking tourists
>>220994329>"far more">"only">it's just a 400 million difference among big numbersGee, thanks reddit.
>>220994482Its a psyop.
>>220991004No, it wasn't. Not the book or the movie
>>220994560that’s like 3 feet long though
>>220994623Yes the book was based on attacks by bull sharks
>>220994638Ya but he had a long trip. Hes pretty far north for this time of year
>>220991222>Sharks generally avoid shores due to shallow waterThey really don't. You can find tons of pictures of crowded beaches and sharks swimming among the people. The fact is we're not good food for sharks. Our bones are too dense.
when the going gets tough>poison chemicals tossed into the sea cause sharks in coastal waters to hunts in coastal areas>lions and hyenas attacking random 'war refugee' kids escaping to savanah hideouts at previously unseen rates during nigger african wars?
>>220994638Lil niggas lost. In a month theyll be fins all across the outer cape. Going around it into the bay is odd this early
>all these land lubbersLived in the Keys my whole life and in the past 20 years the amount of sharks in the waters has probably quadrupled. People aren't allowed to kill them like they used to, so they are more numerous and larger on average. It's not unusual for me to see several sharks when diving or losing over half my fish to sharks getting them before I can boat them.I fucking hate sharks.
>>220993374Occasionally spotted off Cornwall and western Scotland
>>220994089That's what joe rogan says right before claiming wolves are hunting humans because red riding hood says so
>>220994329There aren't one billion people living in China.
>>220994329>>220995587China's aging population is 500-800 million and their fertility is cratering.One billion Sharks win.
>>220994834Also lived on the keys briefly. Everyone has a bull shark story. Mostly sharks are just bait stealers but hooking into one can be fun
>>220995685fishermen dump guts and shit in the harbor and wonder why sharks show up
>>220996061Really could go to all the stray keys cats.
>>220990956The amount of evidence needed to officially “prove” a death was caused by a shark attack means we could be missing many. Firstly, it needs to be witnessed. A dead body with bite wounds will be considered a drowning victim who was scavenged. Then it has to be unprovoked. There’s a lot of rules here, so I won’t explain them all, but basically, if a shark attacks you while you are fishing, the fish your fish caught is what attracted the shark. Unsurprisingly, “provoked attacks” (which don’t get officially recorded in the death toll) slightly more than double provoked attacks. Finally, this is all from a first world perspective. We don’t know how many people from countries where they don’t have proper reporting infrastructure they take. But it’s not zero. >>220991845The amusing thing is that knee deep is too deep. I once heard a story of a death while wading in knee deep water. The shark took enough mass off the calf (basically all of it), that suturing the wound was impossible, and death via exsanguination was absolutely inevitable. To me, swimming at the beach is never worth that kind of hideously violent end.
>>220992689Sure, but 20 feet absolutely happens. At this point, it’s just a question of the scale relative to other sharks. You don’t even want to be in the water with an aggressive 10 footer. Do you think that you would relax, realising that the shark is “only” the size of a short bus, not a full sized school bus for real students with all their chromosomes? No, you’d panic. Oh my fucking god it’s enormous and it wants to eat me, you’d try to say. The main thing Quint should know is the shark has to be a girl, because any Great White 15 feet or more definitely is. Just how their sexual dimorphism works. Embarrassing he keeps getting that wrong.
>>220994653Benchley specifically wrote the antagonist of his 1974 novel as a Great White, and both the book and the blockbuster film focus on that species.Just STFU.
>>220996390Doesn’t change the fact the Jersey Shore shark attacks inspired the book. Which might have been a bull shark or a great white, or more than one shark, we don’t know. There’s even the fringe theory that a sea turtle was responsible for one of the deaths.A white was cut open with human remains in the area, but I still think based on the reports and the witness testimony most if not all attacks correlate better with a bull shark.When jaws was written it was thought to be a white, however. This is the same as it briefly not being inaccurate to consider deinonychus and velociraptor synonymous, just when Jurassic Park was written.
>>220994653>>220994623It's inspired by the Matawan creek attacks. The identity of the shark responsible for those has been a subject of debate. A great white was caught in the general area with apparent human remains in it's stomach but some have tried to suggest a bull shark was responsible.
>>220996223No, fish guts smell really bad and the ocean is where they belong.
>>220990863Smile you son of a bit-
>>220990863Yes. Government incompetence kills people every day.
>>220996250>>220990956shark deaths are definitely under reported and covered up
totallandlubberdeath
>>220993788Kek.Say, anyone ever hear anything else out of that dude that thought he’d figured out that the sound a crushing water bottle makes is like a sonic shark repellant?
>>220991704Sometimes I play a game where I take curiosity swipes at 90 year olds skulls
>>220997686Stop ithttps://nypost.com/2026/06/06/us-news/woman-loses-it-over-pamphlet-dispute-cops-say/
>>220993788>>220992301Sharks do not confuse humans with seals. I love the "they don't actually want to eat you yucky maga humans!" npc sentiments. But they eat license plates. They don't give a shit.
>>220991222completely inaccurate and this guy is gay and in a wheelchair
>>220997721its a learing opportunidy
>>220997721fat retard used multiple weapons and couldn't even bring down a 100 year old >minor injuries>declined hospital visitmogged
Do fish have dreams?
>>220997795no
>>220990863dis bix noodist been alive and blind from a parasite since da midevil days. START doing THIS
Fun Fact: The USS Indianapolis speech delivered by Qint in the 1977 movie 'Jaws' was completely improv'd by actor Robert Shaw. Shaw was a notorious drunk and would regularly turn up to film extremely intoxicated. But he shocked the director and crew when instead of delivering the line "Yes, it said M.O.M." he delivered the now infamous monologue in one take. Then he went to sleep.
>>220997569I'd agree. It's like the cot death cover ups.
>>220997830Fucking. Based.
>>220997846Judging by the tail that is either a harmless thresher shark or a Maltese Dolphin.
>>220997830he was 14 years old in picrel
>>220997842>cot deathvaxx?
>>220997911Dolphins and all marine mammals have horizontal tails, not vertical like in the gif.
>>220997846Would.
>>220997830>he delivered the now infamous monologue in one takeBullshit. He was drunk when trying to deliver it originally and kept fucking up. He had to show up sober and make the speech, and that's the version that we see in the film.
>>220997985>He had to show up soberNot a single day of shooting was he sober.
>>220997846Refrain.
>>220998012Those drones should have a speaker that shouts "YOU'RE FUCKED! THERE'S A SHARK! YOU'RE FUCKED!"
>>220997960Nah. New mother's couldn't cope and would smother the children. It would cause such a problem if it became publicly known that they just put them all on SSRIs and cot deaths decreased. True story.
>>220997830that's not true, obviously
>>220998051Fun facts are never true and usually not very fun.
>>220998051It's a Fun Fact.
>>220998048aka hispanic panic
>>220998094you are right about that
>>220998094I would have sent that bitch off with a karate chop or a maybe a folding chair
>>220998009That's the kind of actor I want to be
>>220998118Sharks absolutely hate being bashed over the head with oars. Trust me, I have hit seven sharks this way. It would be more, but it turns out aquariums communicate with each other and I am banned from all aquariums worldwide now.
>>220997725>Sharks do not confuse humans with seals.Surfboards help.
>>220998740they don't think a person on a surfboard is a seal
>>220998795They do if you put realistic pictures of seals on the underside of the board.
>>220990943kek
>>220998812Are you a defense lawyer for sharks?
>>220997795Only wet ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpJmAzAwiiIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUdPlZgXOjEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7uhBAKjJQYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSz9MDN-iac
>>220993281Well yeah. They don't have armsto feel you with.
>>220998929Slop
>>220998607I'd shark her OLD STYLE>>220998457They shouldn't sell beer and oars at the gift shop then.>>220998862jej wet dreams never dry
>>220991222Sounds like something a shark would say
>>220996250Are you Bob Gimlin
>>220990863>shark infested watersMy brother in Christ thats HIS living room
>>220996250A dead body with bite wounds whose lungs weren't full of water wouldn't be considered a drowning victim.
>>220990882>Sharks are now extinct thanks to the ChineseDon't make fun of them. They infiltrated the WHO and now the WHO says that Traditional Chinese Medicine or TCM, is a legitimate alternative now. It's based on "qi" which is a definitely real "universal energy that flows through all living things and the universe." I just ordered my rhinoceros horn, tiger testicle boner balm.
>>220990863In the summer before 9/11 happened, there was fucking nothing going on in terms of national or world news, nothing terribly important anyway. The economy was running smoothly, everything was going great. Things were suspiciously boring. But they still had to report the daily news, no matter how boring it was.My point is that they were so completely out of things to report that they mentioned a few shark attacks. For a few weeks in the summer of 2001, that was all they could come up with in terms of news.
>>220991874>sharks are actually heckin wholesome chungJust like muh heckin danger noodles and nope rope sneks!
>>220994560That's a drone decoy to deter channel migrants.(which is a good idea but would probably result in a hate crime arrest if you tried it)
>>221000712>nothing going on in terms of national or world news, nothing terribly important anywaThey hadn't yet mastered outrage, partisan news. The media chooses what you're worried about, not the other way around.
I miss them so much, bros
>>221000540If I was I wouldn’t admit it. >>221000604The problem is your lungs fill with water when a shark pulls you under during the attack.
>>221001435Not if you bleed to death first.
>>220991222A shark bit my leg at sea world. You know nothing.
>>220994653>Yes the book was based on attacks by bull sharks
>>220990863A businessman buying off an American politician, so he will ignore and deny a problem that is killing citizens, so the business man can profit? every day
>>221000442>>220991222gray fins typed this
>>220990882The poster should be a shark swimming near the surface and a chink rising up from the depths to eat it.
>>220998051When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
>>220990863it's just a fish lol imagine getting pwnd by a fish lmao u sux
>>221001435>The problem is your lungs fill with water when a shark pulls you under during the attack.Mine fill with blood and thunder, mother fucker.
>>220990863No
>>220998094This was his chance to toss something disgusting in the great white's mouth to see the reaction, a bucket of piss or a paper bag filled with shit.
>>221001639it's a really big fish okay?
>>221000678You're probably making that up, but after the absolute shitshow of the "WHO" during the bat flu, they are 100% chink owned. Nobody should take them seriously.
>>220990863it happened to Harold Holt, prime minister of Australiagoogle australian pm's
>>221001792it's pretty funny that they absolutely devastated themselves with that shit. Japan estimates China's population at about 500,000,000 based on how much oil, rice, and salt they buy now vs before that lil global military caper.Sharks are over 1 billion I counted.
Went to Cancun twice, back in the late 1980s and early 1990s and once night after wandering back from the bar, my friends and I went skinny dipping and my buddy kept swimming farther and farther out and I yelled at him that I wasn't going to save him when the kraken dragged him down.
>>221002700You were going to bars in the 80s? Are you Abraham Lincoln?
>>221002802I'm 58.
>>220996544So in summary you’re full of shit.
>>221003063>>221002802More like Abraham Drinkin’
>>221003063I bet you've read a book before. I only have the youtube.
>>221003063Unc status? Confirmed. I bet you can’t even do the floss dance because of your old knees. Get dabbed on.
>>221003125We don’t know what animal was responsible for the attacks that inspired the miserable little airport novel that the film was based on. We don’t even know if it was a single animal. Anyone who says they do is full of shit.
>>221001157Aren't sharks all cartilage? I was under the impression we only know about the megalodon and made assumptions about it's size from the teeth. I don't know how they're coming up with all those whacky sharks.
>>221003320I have unc fatigue even when it's ironic... first normalfags started saying cucked every sentence now everyone is an unc im gonna fucking scream
>>221001157nah edestus deserved it
>>221001157I hate these fake latin taxonomic bullshit faggoty science bitch names m'dawgs... odotus? they did my man dirty no wonder we've never heard of him
>>221000604covid lol
>>220996330Nah, the first Jaws was definitely male.I got my ass beat over it.I was ten or so, and raided my mom's bookshelf for books on the regular. She had a ton of paperbacks, but not the bodice ripper bullshit. Alien, Jaws, novelizations of movies was what I was after.Well, there is a scene near the end where Jaws tries to crush the Orca by leaping out of the water and bashing it, and it was Quint I think that yelled that he could see the shark's cock.I'm 10."Mom, what's a cock?""What the fuck are you reading....Give me that! I told you to ask before taking books!" Whack, whack..Yeah. The first Jaws was definitely a male.
yeah it isi got eaten by a shark a few years back
>>221004684Can you write a Bruce the shark from finding nemo vore scene based on your experience? call yourself "Steven" throughout, for fun.
>>220997725maybe they just really like license plates
>>221001468>A shark bit my leg at sea world.You shouldn't have cut in line in front of it.
Oh shitI have the billion dollar ideaBABY JAWS
>>221004775wasn't that just the plot to jaws 3?
>>221004813I don't know I've never seen a jaws film. I just thought the idea was really really awesome.
>>221004813I thought jaws 3, in 3D, was the one where the shark follows them from cape cod to the Caribbean.
>>221004888That’s Jaws: The Revenge. Jaws 3 is the one with the sea world type shit.
>>221004813Yeah, and the baby's just a normal-sized shark.
>>220990863bloody unlikely innit
>>220998094god this guy is such a faggot, i wish teh shark had bitten his arm off. fucking human scum
>>220991804call the shark racist and they will, even if he's bleeding
>>220990863one thing that wouldn't have happened (in the movie), is quint committing suicide (and murdering the other two) by blowing the engine trying to outrun the shark. if you watch the movie, the shark wasn't catching up but he had to be a nigger and blow the engine because the other guy was yelling at him.this triggered my autism so bad i had to find out why spielbergo directed the scene this way. i think it was a fuck up somehow because in the book the shark blows the engine thrashing around on the boat IIRC.
>>221005126Ok, the one with the dolphins fighting the sharks
>>220996544are they bull shark in new York's water ?
>>221003806you sound bitch made
>>220990863>Harold Holtwe do have example of shark actively being aggressive towers humans. so yeah. but the shark wouldn't attack in such small time frame.
>>221005641Maybe.
>>221001435I expect in your next video you'll mention this
>>220997678>t the sound a crushing water bottle makes is like a sonic shark repellantProbably sounds more like a fish being eaten
>>221000604>dead body with bite wounds whose lungs weren't full of water wouldn't be considered a drowning victim.If you saw a body in the woods partially eaten by scavengers would you assume it was werewolves?
>>220990863>>220990882>No. Sharks are now extinct thanks to the Chinese.Nice try Mr. Definitely-Not-A-Shark!>>220997985>>220997830>He was drunk when trying to deliver it originally and kept fucking up.The most important part is that he felt embarrassed by this once he sobered up. Say whatever you want about his booze consumption but Shaw was a fantastic actor who deeply respected his craft.
>>221006919No I'd be wondering how she got out.
>>221000678I don't see the issue, the only people who use TCM are the Chinese and Western tards, it's darwinism in action
>>221007147My fiance's mom showed her fucking children that were like 10 and 11 years old at the time. This fucking video. I regret even telling them that this video existed
>>221001157>helicoprionWhat the fuck
>>221003320why do youngoids think it's shameful to be old? if you're old that means you survived life.
