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Anakin was unironically right about everything. Just look at how gay and shit everything the Star Wars franchise became when the "light side" won.
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Invader syndrome
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as a kid it was stormtroopers, darth vader, battle droids, death star, tie fighters, destroyer droids etc. that I played with not fuckin luke and chewbacca and naboo guards lmao
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>>220991879
Erm... its probably because you were a fascist little chuddy
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>>220992085
I was a bleeding heart liberal back then, it's how I was raised.
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I honestly think he was the Victim of the series.

Was a slave by an Alien Jew.
Two men came and abducted him to force him into their child army.

Keep in mind, that these Two Jedi were so high up and part of the strongest richest world that could have came back to pay WADO ANYTHING HE WANTED, for Anakin's mom's Freedom. BUT THEY DIDN'T!!!!

When at the end of the Phantom Menace, they were worried about him going to dark side. Well GO SAVE HIS FUCKING MOM SO HE WOULD BE GRATEFUL THEN RETARDS!!!! DURRRRR!!!!! HURRRR DURRRR!!!!!!!

Then he saves a rich as princess in the second film. Is stuck enslaved murdering targets of the Jedi. He can't see his mom. His mom dies by gang rape by sand niggger alien muslims.

So then you realize that the rich princess he rescued at the end of phantom menance didn't buy his mothers freedom either. But he marries her so it haunts him.

Revenge of the sith, he doesn't want Padme to die. He actually goes to seek advice and help from Yoda.

Yoda's response is YOLO!!!! THAT BITCH DONE GET GOT!!!! LIVE WITH IT BITCH BOY SLAVE!!!!

No sympathy for this kid they ruined. Richest strongest world can't even get her medically checked? THE FUCK!?!!?!?

I would have stormed that fucking temple just like anakin did.
What he did was wrong, but I understand why he did it. I don't even blame him for it. Get your revenge boy...........REVENGE OF THE MUTHA FUCKING SITH!!!!!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!!!!

In my theather, I was the only one who jumped and cheered "YES!!!!!!"
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>>220992240
mega based truth
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>>220991833
There is no light side. There is The Force and the Dark Side. Please, stop with the non-canon videogame manichaeism.
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>>220992240
Dude was literally their Jesus and they treated him like he was a tinking time bomb.
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>>220992240
>Slave
That's part of the "story", and I know the whole Sith code thing was slightly after and EU stuff, but it's understandable why "breaking chains" is appealing to him.
He was a slave to Watto, to the Jedi, and ultimately to Palpatine/his own fears and then a slave to his own guilt (that's the most realistic part of it, it's not the bad things done to you that are impossible to overcome, but the bad things you've done)
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>>220991833
That was the point, the Jedi were unbalanced in their view of the force and Luke actually having emotions was the "right" way, acting out of a true love for his friends and ultimately his father. It's possible the "force" actually did intend for the Jedi to be wiped out because they were so entrenched in their ways (no not balancing the numbers)
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>>220993474
The prophecy stuff was by far the weakest part of the story. Should have been nixed entirely post E1.
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>>220993115
The Manichaean interpretation is more compelling and still compatible with everything depicted in the movies, so we will be using it.
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>>220993474
EXACTLY!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!
A REAL FAN!!!!
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Why was this nigga such an asshole? Did he think he was the Chosen One until Anakin made it obvious he wasn't and then was a passive aggressive bitch about it? You know, that would have actually been a good plot point and character moment for both of them. Nigga with the purple lightsaber who tried to balance the force by combining the dark and light elements because he thought he was that nigga and then when he gets to his 30s+ he realizes he actually wasn't him.
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>>220993474
you… do realize how Jesus was treated when he came to our planet?
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>>220993767
that would have been a good story thread
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>>220991833
all movies went to shit because the people making them suck. maybe children's movies got hit the worst.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m>>220991849



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