Looks like it won't be making many new fans of He-Man https://deadline.com/2026/06/box-office-scary-movie-masters-of-the-universe-backrooms-1236941701/
And it's almost guaranteed that most of them are only seeing it for Battle Cat
>>220993610its not really made for kids at all. there needs to be a whole lot more action. most characters dont actually do anything but make jokes or references to memes that kids dont get at all. my wife and i both liked the movie overall but it didnt seem to land with my kids and i see why. my son said he liked the robot the best which im pretty sure isnt even a he-man character. he just likes big battle robots
>>220993610>new fans of He-ManThere weren't old fan's of he-man. They were neat toys, but everyone old enough is also completely aware it was just a cartoon designed to sell dolls.
Masters Of The Quipverse 64% definite recommend scoremanchild and Gulpshito had a 71% definite recommend score.
>>220993610This needed a The Rock, or Marky Mark type of normie persona to appeal to 4 quadrant. Kids DGAF about Galitzine trying to catch sugar daddies' eyes & fulfill his DEI talking points.
>>220993610No future. Going to have to wait until boomers die off and Gen X is too old to weigh in. You can truly reimagine and restore these things at that point. You're literally going to have to pry it from their cold, dead hands
80s nostalgia is overdone and lame.
>>220994649>shitlennials>restoring or creating anythingTheir only contribution to society is eating food and drinking chungus coffee
>>220994845don't forget the revolutionary self-deprecating humour that they mastered
>>220994782Nobody is nostalgic for more recent decades is why. 80s nostalgia will still rule. 80s were cool and optimistic. What the fuck is there to be nostalgic about in the 90s?>oj simpson>kurt cocaine blasting his head off>clinton jerking off on monica>bosnian war, chechnyan war and other slav civil wars>oklahoma city bombings>massive increase in illegals coming across the border>"friends" sitcomHoly shit 90s fucking blew, and it all led to 9/11 which just opened up an even worse chapterPlus we had 90s reboots like the power rangers movie and dogshit like powerpuff girls remake and buffy remakes which bombed before they even got on the air
sex with Nicholas Galitzine
At my showing there were 6 old ass honkies behind me and they actually clapped once the flick ended
>>220994845>jew marketing cohort obsession
>>220994941people clapped at the end of mine and my son joined it for funi laughed a lot when the heroic warriors or whatever were all doing their big leaned back belly laughs together over a silly joke. i think that put people in a good mood right at the end of the movie
I'm Gen X. I have no interest in this garbage. I've been over this for decades.
>>220993610Back in the day you made a movie like this after a good few years of established brand products like a cartoon series currently airing and a bunch of kids buying toys and merchandise.Nowadays you have some kike blow the dust off some old goyim ip and throw a few mil at a movie to try and suck money out of a population desperately trying to use nostalgia to escape modern hell world. The problem is the goys are starting to grow wise to this trick or its been done too much lately and there are no fresh ideas. Used to be like 75/25 new stuff to franchise/nostalgia bait but that’s entirely flipped now…
>>220994978you and your son sound mentally challenged the only good part of this shit was the mexican hoes fatass in tight white pants
>>220994949Have another mocca frappucinno while you ponder with fellow shitllennials on important stuff, like how to save le planet, stop the hecking genociderino in desert and how many new pronouns you will need next year to defeat capitalism.
>>220995018>Nowadays you have some kike blow the dust off some old goyim ip and throw a few mil at a movie to try and suck money out of a population desperately trying to use nostalgia to escape modern hell worldit doesn't work when you insert modern politics into the thing ala feminist Ghostbusters
>>220993610yes because the only time it can make new fans is the first weekend of theatrical release and not at all from the longevity it will have on vods in the future... dumb fuck
