I want to beat Drummer's drum!!!
>Spin dee drum!
>>220994065>>220994117two characters ridiculously improved by casting choices
>>220994065Drummer is for cuddles and gentle spinning. Not beating.
>>220994065>>220994117i hope both of them are in the game
This show sucked pretty hard. How did they make everyone on the main cast so hateable?
She only looks good with that specific hair and makeupOtherwise shockingly ugly
>>220994687Anus was based, I guessBut Holden is the worst "main character" in ANY show i've watched
>>220994065I want to thrust my penis into Drummer's vagina repeatedly while we are both unclothed, until my body reaches the point of orgasm, at which point I would ejaculate semen into her vagina without removing my penis first, thereby potentially inseminating the eggs in her ovaries with my seed if you know what I mean
>>220994700It's weird how she'll look very ethnic to actually good looking.
>>220994700not really, shes very cute and bubbly irl, its surprising, shes nothing like her character
>>220994065She needs to kick my balls and spit on my face
>>220994742Very dangerous in zero gravity. Not only can you get hurt from unexpected accelerations, but loose fluids can get into the equipment and damage it.
>>220995093This, but mommy Avasarala instead
>when you're a little too rough with Drummer, breaking her spine, but she still comes back for more
>>220995239This shit was so unnecessary
Stay away from da aqua!
>>220994065>belterHer "drum" is guaranteed hairy and washed once or twice a week if that, so be careful what you simp for retard.
>>220995239>hottest girl on the show>dies 20 mins in wew
>>220995334Not at all. Everything about the first season is showing how different life is while living out in the solar system and space long term. Working, eating, shopping, showering, going to the bar, sex, etc. All very different.
>>220995387>muh sexLet me guess gen lead?
Zoomers are so spiritually defeated that even the mention of sexuality sends them into a mental health episode. Grim doesn't even begin to describe it.
>>220994700checked and true>>220994877checked and false
Will we ever get closure to this show?
>>220996067If the game generates enough new fans that another network wants to make the final three seasons, then yes
>>220996067even if they decide to cotinue it, the last books, after season 6 are set like 50 years in the future, so its gonna be mostly new characters anyway
would you have justified Naomi if she were cute or hot? like Chase Infiniti hot
>>220996306Yeah, she's way cuter and more pleasant in the books. I don't know why they turned her girlbossness up so high on the show. They should have hired a really tall actress. She should have been as tall as the belter girl in the first season that falls in love with Miller's Earth partner. Normalize tall girl short guy!
When they make the final three seasons, it will be the first show to have actors age up for real to actually play their older characters instead of makeup
>>220994065can anons let me know that I'm not alone in feeling drummer finding her way into a spaceship polycule between seasons we very jarring and out-of-character?I don't have any particular bias against the idea, nor do I think it would be out of place at all in the expanse universe, but for drummer specifically it felt like a very bizarre asspull that didn't compliment her character at all. she was very reserved and guarded in the previous seasons. she aggressively kept up boundaries even when she didn't need to. and then all of the sudden, she's like "I feel like being emotionally exposed to multiple people in a multi-dimensional and inherently unpredictable relationship" tell me I'm not alone in this (hardmode: agree with me without being a bigot)
>>220995285I was kinda pissed they didn't just kill her off. they wanted to juice the narrative value of tragedy but not commit to it. and then she's just 'fixed' shortly after. woulda been a better story if she had sacrificed and died
>>220995387based anon understands world-buildingone of the best things about the expanse was how it really created a different world. something that really bothered me about the later seasons was how they abandoned that ambition and defaulted to>here's some basic fabs in a very earth-like planetI'm sure it was mostly because of budget, but it definitely hurt the series a lot
>We need a main character with less charisma/presence than the protagonist in a Call of Duty game
>>220996067>Will we ever get closure to this show?no. amazon showed they have zero interest in finishing the run. they didn't even have interest in finishing the last seasonand if you look at their handling of stargate, they canceled the project because they were afraid it was only going to pull in established viewers of the franchise and not reach a 'broader audience'amazon just wants to make money, they don't want to tell (and especially finish) stories
>>220997797Well, she's still alive in the books and also a merger of several other characters so they couldn't just kill her off in the show
>>220994065>>220994158She should have been the lead instead of that shitskin.
>>220995285Do you have a webm of the scene where she hits zero G and it takes pressure off of his spine?
>>220996298>after season 6 are set like 50 years in the future, so its gonna be mostly new characters anywaythat would be pretty sick honestly. miller and amos were the only good characters. miller died and amos ran his course. I'd honestly love to spend more time in the expanse universe but with a fresh cast of characters
>>220997940Amos and Bobbi should have made an ass-kicking startup with Drummer managing it. Drummer and Bobbie are an item, and Amos remains in his curious, quiet cuck status.
>>220997857I mean.. yeah, that was kind of the point of holden. he was a random long-hauler from some hick montana town who finds himself in the middle of everything. he never planned to be a hero, or a leader, or a revolutionary. he was just a guy. if the proto-molecule never happened to him, he woulda died doing nothing more than flying haulers to and from the belt
>>220997899this isn't a good perspective to me. if her character is too important, then they shouldn't have used her for tragedy bait they knew they couldn't commit to. but also, if she's a "merge", then she's not a real character anyway and they can just "merge" storylines into some other character just as easilyits just not great story-telling to me. I'd rather them introduce some throw-away character that gets 4 episodes then crushed to death. that makes a more engaging emotional hook than drummer getting a fake tragedy
>>220997940Kek Amos didn't run his course. He still has plenty big part to play in the final three books
>>220997978early badass martian marine bobbie was a GREAT character. later fat-and-alcoholic bobbie was a terrible character.
>>220998064>later fat-and-alcoholic bobbie
>>220997767You're not aloneAs soon as Amazon bought the show it looked way better instead of shooting on SciFi channel tiny sets, they poured a ton of money into location shooting, cgi budget, planets, etcOf course this means the writing took an absolute nosediveIf you have a low budget, you're forced to either have good writing or a fun show to survive (like Farscape or Babylon 5)If you have a massive budget, you hire your niece to be onw of 20 committee writers and they have to make everything about feelings and love and crying and gay/black oppression (like nuTrek or any Foundation, or any other Amazon show)It got so bad in the later seasons that Naomi Nagata was crying more than Michael Burnham (plus the fucking stupid Leia style surviving in space)
>>220997940Amos is the only character the lives to the end of the books
>Patch me through to the comms of that Belter schoolgirl, hoss
>>220994065By drum her drum do you mean hit her cervix with the head of your dick?
>>220998387his on screen death was so completely bizarre to me that I had to google>why did alex dieto discover he was a pedophile or whatever. I get the production reason for discarding the actor, but the on screen happenings were beyond weird
>>220997857Strait was perfect casting for Holden, haters get fucked
>>220998536Getting #MeTooed after getting textbaited by con sluts =/= being a pedo
>>220998623you strike me as the type to argue "erm ackshully hemophilia isn't pedophilia"
>>220994065one thing that the expanse did really well is that as the show progressed, holden legitimately looked like he was fighting a losing battle with all the radiation he had been exposed to.by the end of the last season he really did look like he was physically ravaged from all the antirad hed been taking.and if they ever did pick it up again, its gonna be one hell of a timeskip if they follow the newest book.
>>220995249I'm watching this show now and you can tell at some point one of the writers decided they REALLY liked it when the elderly iranian politician lady just starts saying swear words because they started putting it in every fucking scene
>>220999819Why the hell did they cast someone who can't read lines in English?
>>220997978Amos had a woody for leader broad played by Ashtray Mogadishu, the one with Tom Wait's voicebox
>>220997981Thats not how you are suppose to make a show. It might work for books because you dont have to see him be a charismalet and read his works how you want to hear him
>>220998387>>220998536>a pedophileAll he did was ask for some sluts number. She have him her number then acted shocked when he hit on her like wtf?
>And I've drunk real Earth whiskey out of a UN Admiral's mug and then scuttled her ship. I flew dark past a Martian battle group, and they never even knew I was there. And I've seen friends breathe vacuum, and watched my only child burn. So when I tell you to tread carefully, you would do well to stop talking.
kek
>>220998387>operating in deep space>have time to meticulously style eyebrows, moustache and beard
>>220994700nah, she's just the polar opposite of the character, cute and bubbly
>>220998692Hemophilia is when your blood doesn't clot, you fucking retard
>>220994065I WANT TO LOAD HER BELTA!!!
>>220998064Early Bobbie was terrible. Le badass girl power marine didn't even make sense.>acts like a seasoned veteran>had never actually been in combat, only simulations>first actual combat happens>gets entire squad killed
>>220994065>beat Drummer's drumThe drum is her cervix.
>>221002404>>acts like a seasoned veteran>>had never actually been in combat, only simulationsTo be fair that's very realistic for a marine
>>220994065She's new to me. Thanks, boys.
Every drum is a drummer's drum.
>>220997981My understanding was he supposed to be a boring rich kid from a comfy, but sheltered, background. Wouldn't call that hick, but I get what you mean and it worked for his character.>>220997767Nah, it did feel a little out of character for someone who seemed like a serious militant in earlier seasons. They all seemed way softer in the later seasons.
>>220997981holden was a genetic freak and performed very well in the UNN before he burned out he's an exceptional guy that doesn't want to be a hero, not just a random dork
>>220995334He's supposed to be a spoiled, sheltered, heir to some fortune on Earth fucking around in a comfy job as captain of a ship.It's direct contrast to Miller in S1, who's a belter living in a dumpy apartment on Ceres and is a hardened detective about ready to check out. It's a solid setup for when his crew eventually meets Miller and Miller quickly becomes defacto leader of the group by experience, even though Holden is captain.
>>221000198>the one with Tom Wait's voiceboxA lifetime of heavy smoking. See also Lucile Ball and Suzanne Pleschett.
holden was fine, but steven strait's neck is alarmingly skinny
BELTA!
the protomolecule deconstructing the ship on venus is one of the most kino things i've ever seen
>puts hands in pockets>stands infront of you>squints his eyes retardedly smirking at you>looks like discount Jon Snow>makes the dumbest fucking retard decision>somehow everything goes well cos hes like Space Jesus or something and can do no wrong
>What does it mean to be in the substrate?
>>221005589He's much better looking than bong Harrington
I want to be interviewed by Monica. Privately.
>>220994065They ruined her in the Telltale game
>>221006837Eh, no one played that shit. Even for Telltale, it's barely even a game. The new game already looks a thousand times better.
>>220998387>hoh hoh hey hey there hoss
>>221006837theres a telltale game?
>>221007009Yes and for your own good, just forget it exists now
>>220994700*this
>>221007223kek, i dont like those telltate games anyway, wouldnt bother, just weird ive never heard about ithopefully that upcoming rpg one is not dogshit too
>>220994700
>>221007266It just wasn't worth talking about or playing
>>221007349god damn, they made her ugly
>>220997940>>220996298It's 30 years, and in the expanse universe middle age is significantly elongated, with people frequently living past 100, longer for the rich.The main cast would be mid60s, but the equivalent of our 50.Outside of Avasalara, just sprinkle some gray in their hair and call it a day.
>>221007586is Mommysarala dead by then in the books?
>>221007628 She passes away in book eight.
>>221007301はいそうだよ
>>221007485this was rude and unnecessary
>>221002404I mean, in the books that battle was earth&mars marines vs one hybrid and they all got their ass kicked. I think there even was a mech in that battle.
>>221008274There was a mech. The Expanse never got the budget to do it real justice. Everything about the protomolecule tech was meant to display just how gigantic of a leap it was over the top tier human tech. It was essentially magic since it was made billions of years ago by a long term starfaring civilization
>>220995485What's the spike at 59?
>>220998387So did he do it? I mean for a guy that can act and definitely understand the concept of holding back, did he actually jeeted out and put finger in bob and vagene of some fangirl?
>>221000261>It might work for books because you dont have to see him be a charismalet let me guess, you cant spin an apple in your head either
>>221006183
>>220996067we already did
>>221008534she cute
the reveal with this girl was insane
>>221008601i dont even remember who this is. what reveal?
>>221008878the much larger than expected reveal
>>221009003earth must ___ first
>>221009003curious...
>>221009702the roci is the most kino spaceship in a whilereally reminded me of the Normandy for some reason, at least inside
>>221009748No it isnt
>>221009817Yes, it really is.
>>221009817name a better one in the last 10-15 years
>>221010030I was going to say the prometheus class from sg-1, then I realized sg-1 finished airing almost 20 years ago. Feels bad man
>>221010212lmao
>>221000279>watch the entire series over the last month>fully unaware of the metoo shit with this guy>alex dies off screen and we get one shot of his corpse>no flashback or memorial or anythingit felt very abrupt, i could tell the actor did something to get the boot
>>221011731It wasn't abrupt. They've been warning of people dying to strokes during high g burns repeatedly every season. It can happen to anyone at any time. Alex's death is just Fred Johnson's from the books.
>>221009995it is quite fearsome. wish they'd used the railgun a little more after the upgrade
>>221011793it's not surprising that it happened, it's the delivery. up until then characters are given long, dramatic shots of them dealing with high Gs (the canterbury doing the hard turn in ep1, the roci chasing eros, avasarala and bobbie burning hot in the razorback, etc). with alex it happens completely off screen and we get no reaction shots of him as the focus is entirely on naomi slowly asphyxiating and bobbie securing her. i guess i just wanted one or two shots of alex suffering from the Gs before we see him stroked out dead, considering he was a main cast member in every episode up until then (second billing in the credits even, behind only holden's actor IIRC)
>>221012008good point
after watching the expanse, i modded starfield to be a brutal survival experience. it was a good idea.
>>221010212why did you post my wallpaper?
>>221011801The railgun was too OP. If the Martians just made a fleet of Tachis with railguns, they'd dominate
>>221014636it was weird that we never saw them using Corvette-class frigates or whatever tf is was
>>221014636didnt the roci get the railgun as a favor/payment from avasarala?
