I'm gonna watch Dawn of the Dead (2004) tonight. How about you guys?
>>220995477>ZombieslopNo thanks
I'll do the same anon, sounds fun
>>220995477I used to spank my monkey to the scene of phil fucking the blond in a thong. I love blondes in thongs. I love thongs. Women in thongs. A string is all that's covering the balloon knot. What a world.
>>220995477I watched it recently
>>220995477If I were him, I would've gotten bored and just started shooting survivors on the mall roof whenever they came out. It's the end of the world, what are they gonna do, stop me? I'll have them pegged by the time they get twenty feet across. It'll be funny to truly trap them inside.
Im gonna watch Splinter on a projector. The best Zombie movie, and the best way to watch movies...now if only I had some of those weird sound snakes.
>>220995558>Shoot the people trying to save you from starvingYou're a lunatic
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>>220995477I watched it recently. It was still fun.
>>220995477It's pretty good. Definitely worth a watch if you haven't seen it before.
>>220995548I like blondes with curly hair. One of my childhood crushes had that and she is so fucking hot now. Single mom to a teenager but she kept her body in shape and she is prime milf right now. I barely even consider her a milf because she is so hot.
>>220995558Literal psycho.
>>220995477Watched it recently (by mistake I wanted to see the older one but it was to late by the time I knew), pretty good, no ragrets
>>220995574the splinter monster is not a zombie.
>>220995477Good idea.>>220995558I'd just run over all the zombies in my truck... Why don't they ever show how impossible it is to attack someone inside a car in these movies?
>>220995590Oh great, they brought me a sandwich, that'll buy me another week of living in a world of undead cannibals. Sometimes you gotta know when to say when. We're existentially terrified plus trained to pretend no-win scenarios don't exist. Truth is, "quality of life" needs to make a comeback in popular discussion. Think of those prepper retards thinking they'll hold on, for what? To watch all of the insulin/oxygen dependent people die in a week, the weak constitutions next, then they can poke their head out to be skullfucked by the most charismatic warlord? The only prep worth doing is getting comfortable with the concept of mercy kill, even if its yourself.
>>220995558You'd be too scared to even make eye contact with them
AND THE WHIRLWINDis in the thorn tree
>>220995725This would be funnier if one of the soldiers handed him a snickers at the end.
>>220995477>I'm gonna watch Dawn of the Dead (2004) tonight. How about you guys?Dont forget to watch the DotD shorts with Andy & Doc Franklin from B5 aswellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZYtxyY38Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReKOswBe8is
>>220995477kinda looks like shaun michaels if he stopped juicing
It's Snyders best flick which might seem damning with faint praise but it's actually good.Only problem it has is far too many characters, once the truck arrives it meanders a bit. Should have reduced the number of newcomers down but I suppose they needed bodies to kill off later
>>220995477It was actually a good remake, before Snyder was exposed to be a total hack. The opening scene into the explosion of chaos and escape alone are fucking brilliant at summing up what it takes most zombie movies 40 minutes to get through. It's not a perfect movie of course, but for a zombie movie it was so next level with the effects and (relative) seriousness. Remember that old people had things like Night of the Living Dead to compare this with. The original Romero movies of course. But tons of other minor hits of the genre that are extremely low budget, lean into just comedy, lots of cheap rubber puppets and bright red blood FX. This is a world before the genre was oversaturated. It's a world before Walking Dead made the entire genre a joke and a soap opera. Neat little easter egg nods to the originals as well. Just a lot to like.
>>220995477it's too based for these zoomers who infest our board they couldn't handle how anti woke it was.
>>220997220>zoomers who infest our board they couldn't handle how anti woke it wasWoke didn't exist you fraud. PC did exist, but this movie didn't do any radical anti-PC shit for the era. Stop trying to graft your shitty 2020s meme onto the past you dingleberry.
I'm still going through "LOST"; season 5 now. I thought some of the early episodes were uninteresting but I guess they were setting up the new season, our main cast travelled back in time now. just locke is dead which is too bad because i thought he was the best character up to now
>>220997275Locke was my favorite too. I'm glad they gave Terry something to do on the show but it was never the same.
>>220997173>It's a world before Walking DeadThat right there is important. It's hard to imagine a world before the walking dead.
>>220997337i checked out after season 3 of the walking dead so i forget that show changed the landscape so drastically
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>>220995477Just imagine, if this movie were made today, they could have sent drones over with food and water. It would have changed everything.
>>220997537maybe one day we'll get a movie where they drop nades on zombies
>>220995477>How about you guys?I'm gonna have sex with my boyfriend
>>220996058Yeah but who are you to decide who lives or dies? If they wanna persist in that fucked up world, let em. At least they're nice enough to send you a sandwich and play chess with you to help you keep going.If you're so hopeless, off yourself and keep others' lives out of your hopelessness.
>>220997220Based preacher. Would convert.
>>220997220This.The zoomers on this board would take offense to a tele evangelist telling them the world is ending due to man on man relations and abortion. Seeing how most of them are fags or freak abortion bitches with nose rings.
Dawn of the Dead still holds up like always. Time to watch The Empty Man.
>>220995477I just watched Schindler's List and it feels like one of those films I need to dwell on for a long time.
>>220995477Why didn't he just shoot all the zombies?
>>220995477It's better than the original, but Romerofags aren't ready for that conversation.
>>220998696Good movie. The skele reminds me of this.
>>220997244>Stop trying to graft your shitty 2020s meme onto the past you dingleberry(((Streaming services))) removed the part about homos from the pastor's rant
>>220998787i'm sure prior pulled his skelly directly from that beksinski painting. if you haven't seen prior's short film AM1200, you should. it's free online, or at least it used to be when i saw it years ago.
