Name 1 (one) flaw
>>220996195It's boring.
>>220996195There are three on the poster alone
>>220996195There's a woman
>>220996195>>220996224ThisHarrison Ford used to be able to act but phoned it in.Jared Leto is a twat who can't inhabit a role that isn't just him.Ana de Armas just straight up can't act.Still one of the top 10 movies of the last two decades, saved by Goose and Villeneuve.
>>220996195The action scenes felt improbable and I found them tedious. Gritty hard-ish sci-fi shouldn't have action scenes where the character should in all likelihood have died horribly 10 times in 2 minutes.
>>220996195?
the mid latina
>>220996302I liked when she was naked, if you know what I mean
>>220996195Jared Leto
>>220996195It wants me to choose the robots over humanity as an oppressed class. Fuck them robots nigga
>>220996195There isn't one. Unironically a perfect movie and one of the best of the century.
Ford shouldn’t had been in the trailers, poster or promo material.
>>220996480Or in the movie
>>220996507nah. him appearing to goose talking about cheese would’ve hit wayy harder than it did
>>220996195There is no noodle stand on a crowded neon-lit street on a perpetually rainy night.
>>220996195Cutting open the replicant makes it a bad movie.Same with Deckard getting the Rachel clone killed.
The cinematography is too clean, too slick. I love Deakins and the images are beautiful, but the first BR had a grittiness to it that this one lacks.
>>220996195-The CGI when rachel gets shot is atrociously bad.-There's a part where a piece of dialogue from earlier is repeated inside someone's head, to remind the audience because it was an important piece of dialogue. But this suggests they thought the audience was too stupid to have picked up on it and was completely unnecessaryThey're the only things i didn't like. Everyone is seething about leto being in it, but i didn't care about that.Also - i'm sure if i rewatched it again today i'd find a few more things i don't like.
>Video Game Iconography>Dishonest Cinematography>Proto-Slysoy Disenfranchisement peddled as Incel entertainment/Beta Powerplay>Barking indefinite hipster score>Neo /v/eddit hangups: camera schizophrenia and meme dialogue>Meta-Quip syndrome>Post-Capeshit inversions>Stoicism as social currency inverted through solipsistic imdb fetish>effeminate pacingIt's the perfect pleb magnet. The wannabe film buff, the Fincher and Nolan university graduates, the imdb, and the hot pocket resonance every time zimmermans score blasts.All the meme ideals of growing up on Tarantino and asking /b/ for le mindfuck films after watching oldboy and battle royale is thereDenis Vileneuve steals cultural verification through his appeal to solipsism through virulent videogame virtue before ODing on disturbing doses of contrived self serving dishonesty. He shoots atheistically with an ear for zeitgeisty post imdb /v/eddit inertia and intellectual indifference. He works simulation physics as tribunal and strives to emulate or surpass next gen consoles which offer a aesthetic and technologic plentitude he could only dream of - yet he profits from debasing art with post 9/11 the last of us social drama powered by sly video game invocations as orthodox which ring ubiquitous in all millennial men up to thirty. I simply have no respect for the creators of this film or the sycophantic reception its 'cinematography' and superiority over the original (which also has problems) showcase the stunning pseudo intellectualism at the base of middlebrow stepfather denis vileueve.
>>220996195Its snowing in LA in 2049. That's not what Al Gore said
Decker is a replicant in it.
>>220997727lol
too bright
Jared Leto
>>220996195Third act sucked balls because of harrison ford
>>220996195Not enough Mariette screen time
>>220996195>Leto>Gosling> DeArmas the whore of Baylonthere's three.
>>220996195Cheap setsTerrible villains Lazy Harrison Ford
to much leto not enough female nude
>>220996195putting harrison ford in any of the advertisingalso it's a little long
>>220999673What is the issue with the Whore of Babylon?
>>220996195It's bad.
>>220996195photography looks like generic 21st century hollywood big budget take on blade runner sequel. Heard there were some stupid plot points, like a replicant army or freeing replicants. Also there's a 0% chance Villenueve handled the original film's themes or new ones as skillfully as the original one did.
>>220996195Unwanted sequelVillememe
>>220997727hilarious
>>220999495Unironically, I don't get how she was cast. She's so ugly. I cringe at her scenes, especially the sex scene where we are supposed to think she's hot. Compared to all the hotties in Blade Runner like Rachel, Zora, Pris, Luv and Joi, she's trash.
>>220999495that's a man man baby
>>221000822>especially the sex scene where we are supposed to think she's hot.???There was a sex scene in 2049?
>>220996195Deckard was underwritten and Ford was wooden
Peak /tv/ pseud contrarianism on display itt
>>221000822>>221000862gay as fuck
Luv has several lezzie cunnilingus scenes in the Jason mamoa apple show. Hot af!
>>220996397nah, leto is great. remember his performance in uhhhhhhh hmmm well what about uh
>>220996372Yeah that's why she gets naked in almost every movie she's in kek. Can't act for shit but no one is denying she is hot af.
>>220997727For some reason, out of all of this, "effeminate pacing" got the heartiest chuckle
>>220997727>Dishonest filmmaking One of my least missed /tv/ shitposts
>>220997727>hot pocket resonancethis one always gets me
>>220996195Too long
>>220996195Harrison Ford wearing $15.99 daywear from Walmart
Luv bouncing on it with my thumb in her mouth…erm im thinking yummy
Leto was fine but the role could have been way better cast.Ford could have been costumed a bit better (I thought his performance was actually quite good. Especially when talking to Leto).The scene where K wakes up and all the resistance people are standing around was kind of stupid. It serves it's purpose and I don't think the resistance stuff needed to be expanded on (because it's not at all the focus of the story), but they shouldn't have been so on-the-nose with it in that scene. A bit more subtlety and tact could have been used to get across the purposes of that scene. It feels like it was lazily put in for stupid people.Great film, though. In my top 3 of all time. Could even be my favorite.
>>221000822>I don't get how she was cast.Yeah she's gross.
>>221002150What is this nonsensical meme? it comes up in every thread. Why would an 80 year old man living on his own who keep bees and lives in a dusty shit hole, NOT be wearing cheap clothing?
>>221002228>Ford could have been costumed a bit betterYes he should have been wearing a tuxedo. Post apocalyptic elderly men on the run from authorities often are concerned about their appearance more than other things.
>>220996195Leto casting
>>220996195The most interesting character, Sapper, dies right away.
When people watched the 1982 movie, they wanted to be part of that neon-lit perpetual night scenery. It spawned the cyberpunk genre. You don't get that feeling with Bladerunner 2049. The scenery there is anti-aesthetic.
>>220996195>jared letoMake it a challenge next time.
>Wallace inexplicably disappears from the story despite his endgame and vast resources all still presumably being intactI remember watching it in theaters, the first and only time I watched it at all, and it felt like whiplash. Fucking thing's almost three hours long and has no proper resolution, or at the very least the one that occurs makes no sense in context and character.Outside of that, the film having absolutely nothing to offer is pretty offensive. As in thematically it has nothing to add on to or improve upon its predecessor, and I say that as somebody who isn't a particular fan of any one of the seven edits of Blade Runner. I think they really thought this was going to be a blockbuster or something and start a franchise, the movie is so safe and pointless, clearly inspired by The Force Awakens' success. That alone makes me spit. Shame Villenueve sold his sold to bloated, Nolan-tier science-fiction and will seemingly never return to modest-budgeted thrillers. He's on a hot streak of shit with Arrival, 2049, and DUNC. Genuinely some of the worst films I've seen in theaters.
>>220996195The resistance subplot that goes nowhereJared LetoLeto's character that goes nowhereShit soundtrack
Leto went a bit far but other than that it's solid.
>>221003603This sums up my feelings about the movie pretty well. It's a very pointless movie that leaves pretty much all of its plot threads hanging. It's like an episode of a tv series trying to get you to watch the next season to find out what happens.
>Send him Off-World for further interrogationWhat breed of retard does somebody have to be to actually write this sort of crap? Really though, once Deckard shows up you may as well shut the fucking thing off. Everything before it is redundant as hell, but after he shows up? The story goes to complete nonsense.
>>220996302What type of acting do you want her showing if she barely shows up and is just a hologram girlfriend? It's not a good movie to measure that. She only needs to be pretty and hot in this and she fulfills that very well.
>>220996195like with every villenevue movie, i sleeped through the middle act and when asked what i missed it was summed up in a single sentence. One hour of patting at least>muh visual thoughfuck offblind jared leto raping robots to make them sentient had me chuckle though
>>220996302I think she can act, or has been learning anyway. She was convincing in Knives Out. Unlike Guy Gadot.
>>220996195BoringGreat visuals though
>>220996195ana de armas isn't nude in it
oh geez how do i find a flaw in a movie that doesnt have a single line of dialogue worth remembering
>>220996195impossible
>>221003673yeah it wouldnt be a guantanamo bay reference or anything you fucking moron. the plot is fine, the bland dialogue is the problem
>>221003828uhhhhhhhh... interlinked
>>221003828Eh, I still think about the line, "All the best memories are hers" pretty frequently. It's up there with half as long, twice as bright in my opinion.
>>221003025he should be wearing the cheap clothing of 2049 not 2017. there is no futurism to his drip
>>221003903What the fuck are you even talking about? The problem is the main antagonist losing by virtue of acting retarded. His stupidity is out of character and undermines the intelligence of the protagonists as well, because their success is equal parts ambiguous and reliant on the former's retardation.That's why it's dumb, and why the story fails apart from its overarching thematics, which have already been mentioned as being redundant. There's nothing new being told here, so all the movie has is the story conveying recycled themes, and the story and its cast are largely bumfuck morons. So what the hell did anybody get out of this shitshow? Other than ruptured eardrums, if you saw it in theaters. Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling were pretty funny on press junkets though.
>>220996195Villeneuve
>>220996195Why are modern movie posters so fucking ugly
>>221003965nah, a CEO moving a prisoner off-world to employ enhanced interrogation techniques is just fine. the AV getting lost in a storm over the tide wouldnt probably end the manhunt but deckard could still use the moment to visit his daughter before vanishing again. he'd have to dispose of K's remains though. so what are you on about dipshit?
The le resistance seems could've been cut down. When the eye patch lady's group tried to recruit K I was really worried about what direction the movie was going in because the scene was kind of long. Glad K chose to save Deckard instead
>>221004058>Interrogate Deckard, the one (1) lead who can ambiguously further your endgame, for five minutes>Move him as far away from you as possible with a minimum security detail even though everybody and their mother is also looking for himYeah it's just fine, if your skull is dented.Not to mention this nigga has PRIVATE ORBITAL TRACKING SATELLITES that he never uses again, because it would be inconvenient for the protagonists.
>>2209961951. Disgusting dike looking girlboss head cop bossing K around like she's some kind of badass.2. Girlboss replicant pretending to be a badass.3. Harrison Ford giving zero fucks about his performance.4. Girlboss rebel replicant leader of the resistance bitch.5. Literal "girl is the key to everything plot" in the form of Deckards daughter.6. Jared Leto and...his...stupid....fucking....faltering....way....of.....delivering....his....lines.The only thing good about that film was the performance of Goose. Rest was shit.
>>220996195It is a little long, but that's it. I don't know if you could really trim it down in a way that felt right.
>>221004146The Jared Leto part hurts the most. David Bowie was cast for that role but he got too sick and passed away before he could film anything
>>220996195The canned fart noise Zimmer soundtrack.Villaneuve dropped his long time sound partner Jóhann Jóhannsson because his soundtrack was supposesly too experimental and didn't imitate Vangelis enough and it seems to have killed the poor guy, but there is no doubt his was better than Zimmer's typical phoned in dogshit.
>>220996195His boss thinks she is queen of the world
>>220996195Its dishonest.
>>221004136>minimum security detail>everybody and their mother is looking for themwrong on both counts. it's a suitable detail for a high value but low risk asset. you're ascribing a notoriety to the resistance that doesnt exist. for all intents and purposes wallace had won, deckard was in the hands of his megacorp. do you even cyberpunk, bro?
>>220996397This. Otherwise perfect. Will forever hate him for it.
>>221004208His boss let him go. Luv probably wouldn't have killed her if she was more cooperative in finding where K was
>>221004268I was thinking about her reaction to finding out about the pregnancy. A captain of a precinct would surely have to pass that up the chain
>>220996195Jared Leto.
Meeting the resistance with a scene out of some terrible young adult book where the kids go fight the government or something, just awful. There must have been a better way for him to learn hes not the kid.
>>221003025Yeah, it's not like it's been established that the clothing style of the future is radically different even for shut-in loners. Nope, that sure was never a thing! Put our main scifi hero, that everyone's been waiting decades to see again, in a grey shirt from the walmart bargin bin and the fans will love how AMAZING he looks!
>>221002228>(because it's not at all the focus of the story)Multiple factions trying to get Deckard's kid, including the resistance, is literally the entire point and focus of the story. It's the culmination of all the mysteries of the hours of movie you've just been watching.
>>221005946Nah.The focus on the story is on K and his struggles with a sense of self and his own existence. All the struggle outside of that exists to facilitate or commentate on this struggle.
>>221004146>5. Literal "girl is the key to everything plot" in the form of Deckards daughter.By far the worst one. Stupid character and terrible actress with a really annoying accent. Completely idiotic idea of le reproduction being impossibly difficult to implement. I didn't care one bit that Deckard found his stupid daughter that was somehow working directly for her most dangerous enemy.
>>220996195I'm not Ryan Gosling :(
>>221005905It's bizarre that he's just wearing a normal t-shirt even on the cover. It must have been a stipulation for him to agree to appear at all. NO makeup, NO stupid costumes, NO learning scripts, NO effort, and a fat paycheck.
>>221006947>I just rolled out of bed. Let's shoot this piece of shit.
Every character in the original is dressed memorably.
now THIS makes me want to watch your movie
>>220996195Deckard shoots at K in the casino, and if he hadn't missed from 2 meters the entire rest of the movie wouldn't have happened and Deckard would have been captured/tortured.
>>221007906It doesn't make much sense why Luv didn't kill K
>>220996195It’s incredibly boring
>>220996195Harrison Ford's T-shirt.
>>221006947>>221006983>>221007803based boomer
>>220997727Is this copypasta bait?
>>221000822Do your parents know you're gay yet?
>>220999879That's what she said!
>>221006983Fucking lol
>>221003828>To strangers!
>glad I erased those archives from back then, no one will know I'm a mass murderer
>>221007972Because she likes him. It's why she kills his AI girlfriend instead. Its why she kisses him at the end after they beat the shit out of each other.
