Looking back at it in retrospect, this wasn't so bad and I don't know why your faggots threw such a a ruckus about it 11 years ago on here. Sure it Didn't get the best conclusion but that's way after (Mainly because Abrhams got the leftovers of a bad 2nd entry)
its funny because his nog head looks too big for the stormtrooper helmet
>>221001027We were just parodying the /pol/tards and they thought they were in good company.
>>221001027I have never seen these movies and if I can go my whole life not watching them ill be happy.
>>221001027>lets create a new Empire faction>they are like le evil as the nazis and racist white supremacists>cast a nog as one of them>cast many nogs>make their founder a black womandisney just shooting itself in the foot over and over
>>221001027Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>>221001027When, long ago, the gods created EarthIn Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;Yet were they too remote from humankind.To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGER.
It's just a black man. It's not like Star Wars never had those before.
>Empire is back, except now it's called The First Order>no, we're not going to explain why>Han and Leia's son was trained by Luke and turned to the dark side>no, we're not going to explain how>he is now working for Snoke>no, we're not going to explain why he works for Snoke or who Snoke is>here's our new protagonist Rey>no, we're not going to explain who her parents are or what that entire deal is>here, check out Max von Sydow>no, we're not going to explain who he is or why he's seemingly impor...well he's not really important>hey, here's Poe>we don't actually need him to be in most of the movie so he'll be somewhere else>here's a really interesting character, a black stormtrooper that switches sides>except that will never really be relevant or come into play, instead he's going to be mowing down his former comrades in waves while hootin and hollering. I guess some of them might also have ptsd but we'll never know, that doesn't really matter>oh hey here's an even LARGER Death Star, except this time a whole planet>no we won't really explain why this is even possible or how it came to be>here's the New Republic capitol system>no, it's not Coruscant it's something else, don't worry it's not important that it gets destroyed>remember that Rebel fleet that won against the Empire, we'll they all decided to have no weapons or capital ships anymore and scrapped it all, that's right>remember liking Luke, Leia and Han>we'll they're all depressed wrecks and also we'll make sure they never reunite on screen again, specifically because you want to see that>ha ha
>>2210019702 of them were cool afThe other one is the most ugly primitive monkey mouth mf they could find. Also he can't act for shit.
>>221001027VII was nothing but IV re-written and re-shot with gays, trannies, ni--ers and foids. Other than that, it was thinly veiled fan serviceSTORMTROOPERSDEATH STARSPEEDER BIKESLIGHTSABERSJEDIHAN-FUCKING-SOLOEMPI.....UMMM... FIRST ORDERYou get the gist, just pure fanservice. It was servicable because it was "A New Hope" nearly word for word. But when the nostaliga ran out and VIII and IX came around.... that literally just offed Star Wars.
>>221002056Don’t talk about Samuel L Jackson like that
>>221001027Kill yourself nu wars shill
>>221001027>Mainly because Abrhams got the leftovers of a bad 2nd entryAbrams fanboys like you are ridiculous. If anything, the second entry was dealt a shit hand because it had to work off of Abrams' whole lot of nothing.Here, go watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8Right from your idol's mouth.
>>221001027The character being a nog isn't the worst part. His character-arch is so rushed that it doesnt make any sense. Suddenly he just erases years of brainwashing in a matter of minutes and starts blasting his former comrades.
>>221003294>Suddenly he just erases years of brainwashing in a matter of minutesSupposedly that happens all the time. That's why they have a re-indoctrination program that they want him to take part in before he escapes.>and starts blasting his former comrades.Nah. That only happened a day after he was deeply traumatised by his comrades dying. Because what better way is there to overcome trauma than actively perpetrate the thing that traumatised you?Anyway, all of that wasn't his character arc. That was supposed to be his introduction, i.e. the start of a character arc. The real problem is that nothing followed, other than him obsessing over Rey. Last Jedi, really, is the only film that tried giving him something to do and evolve a tiny bit, but fanboys hated that, so in Rise of Skywalker he went back to screaming "Reeeeeeey" every single second of screentime he had.
Hey we're gonna do a Star Wars sequel trilogy but we're not going to bother writing even a basic 2 page outline of the other two movies oh yeah and by the way Harrison Ford will NOT do more than one movie so make sure you don't write a scene where Luke,Han & Leia reunite onscreen because who the fuck cares about them anyway?
>>221001340this will never not be funny as shit
>>221001027It was definitely "so bad" because Boyega looks like a retarded monkey, that's not even racism, there are white people who look like retarded monkeys see: John Cena. Him being cast was a direct political message from JJ: we will cast an ugly gorilla and you can't do shit about it, especially since the character was original supposed to be white and presumably not that ugly (although oddly Poe was supposed to be black). >>221001970Billy Dee Williams and Samuel Jackson don't look like retarded monkeys.
>>221001027>this wasn't so badonly actual retards think this so well done retard
