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This movie is fucking stupid.
>bodies hidden inside the walls of a house
>retarded script writer literally does not know that bodies stink
>ends with the guy going on some medal gear solid mission and clearing out a small army with a stealth pistol
It's fuuucking dumb. And people act like this is some kind of serious political thriller.
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>>221002530
It was actually pretty good.
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umm, disposable agents wracking havoc with the only help of really good intelligence, is exactly what those secret agencies are doing. russian ones have sabotaged a good chunk of german infrastructure and military over the last years this way and every time the spy is caught, it is some russian loser who received a 4-5 digit amount of euros for following instructions like "get access to factory using this passcode and cut a whole into something". the most unreasonable thing about the movie is that CIA would let its contractors ride with them on the plane and reveal that much of their operation to them.
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>>221002530
I really like this movie but the putting the bodies in the walls is so stupid. You've got a perfectly good desert out there.
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>>221002530
glowies won
cry harder bitch
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>>221002530
movie was good, you got filtered
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>>221002672
You try digging a hole in the desert.
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It's shonen anime. Villeneuve has the brain of a teen.
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>>221002785
that sounds painful
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>>221002804
For you.
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>>221002785
That's your defense? It's easier to dig a short grave in the desert than it is to put them between the studs and hang drywall over them. Where they can be discovered and smell.
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>b-but bodies smell
Do you people realize how disgusting and lazy mexicans are?
They already eat rotten meat and mask the taste with spices, what’s a little more smell?
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>>221002866
You've never been to the desert. Yes, it's easier to stuff them in a wall and in that part of the country most people would assume the smell was coming from their upper lip.
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emily blunt ruined the whole movie
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>bodies hidden inside the walls of a house
The implication was that those houses were built by Mexican illegals organised by the cartels; and that the bodies weren't there to be "disappeared", as distinct from found long after they could be traced--as a message to their enemies. The booby-traps in and of themselves demonstrated that they weren't "hiding" the bodies there.

>hasn't seen a cartel "chainsaw" or "pit bull" video
>never read up on what the conquistadors encountered with the Aztecs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Bxv_auSSk
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>>221003734
>>never read up on what the conquistadors encountered with the Aztecs
Please do elaborate.
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>>221003731
I think she was meant to be the annoying, naïve cunt who could not get her NPC head around how the real world works... In that sense, the film was "anti-woke", as it depicted the female lead as the weakest link -- right up 'til the end, where she was completely stung-out and palsied to take the shot against Del Toro's character.
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Refresh my memory i thought Benicio killed the man responsible for the death of his family but in the sequel he's still running around out for revenge. Boy i hope someone got fired over that blunder!
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>>221003755
Watch "Apocalypto" to get the general idea. These cultures and their beliefs were concentric to violence, and what Europeans saw there made their own barbarism look like the Norwegian prison system. It's not unlike the Spielbergian tales about how the Native Indians were "genocided", when they were hunting one another for meat before encountering civilisation; or the "stolen generation" of Austro-aboriginals whose kids were taken because they, too, were eating (and raping) them.

There is a very explicit reason why history is not a compulsory syllabus in Western curricula, and it has to do with a certain 0.2% of the population (((who))) are bent on guilting their gentile enemies into extinction.
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>>221003796
>but, in the sequel he's still running around out for revenge.
Nah... The sequel was about some other drug kingpin and the mission going wrong, with Del Toro ending up a few millimetres from death; only to later return to hand the reigns over to his would-be murderer (given he himself was a cartel guy before they dissolved his family). It's subliminal take-away was that if the U. S. did not fire with even more conflagrant fire (see analogy: Venezuela), it would eventually be burnt down by all the spot fires surrounding it.

>it was a cash-in... but, a decent cash-in
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>>221003796
I will never watch the sequel. I have no interest in continuing a finished story.
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>>221003731
true dude, shout out to my local burners
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I liked it. Loved the ending.
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>>221003955

Only cartel employees use those rubber bands!
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>>221003955
I've never seen this. Does burn local get shot in the face?
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>>221002530
If anything this movie actually downplays how cartoonishly evil Mexican cartels are.
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>>221004007
>Does burn local get shot in the face?
no but he gets his face bloodied and and del toro gives him a wicked wet willie and I assume also probably an atomic wedgie but that wasn't in the scene so who can really say
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>>221004007

Worse, he gets a wet willy columbian style!
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>>221004033
Good. I hate that guy's face and enjoy watching him die onscreen.
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>>221004055
He doesn't die on screen.
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>>221002530
It's kino, actually, and if you disagree then feel free to suck my vile, greasy cock and eat my stinking, liquid shit in a manner that's satisfactory to me to convince me of your more well-informed point of view thank you very much saar
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>>221003810
>Watch "Apocalypto" to get the general idea.
the absolute state of /tv/



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