>Hey Alan, I fucked your girlfriend *laugh track*
>>221002694>MEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Berta enters: Same.
>>221003813Berta was a great character. Two and Half Men walked a fine balance between cliche and actually edgy funny.
>>221003813>Jake enters: same
>firing charlie sheen>replace him with ashton kutcherwhat were they thinking?
>>221002694Two and a Half Cock was actually funny and you couldn't make it today.When Sheen was axed and replaced by Assfuck Cuckface, it all went south.
>>221002694Alan bones Kandi so it all evens out.
>>221002694https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Course_He%27s_DeadCharlie, shown only from the back, approaches the beach house and rings the bell, but before anyone answers the door he is killed when the helicopter drops the piano on him. The camera then pulls back to reveal the series' set and Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair. He says "Winning!", just before a second grand piano falls on him.Chuck Lorre's signature vanity card, shown at the end of the episode, was as follows:[22]I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.We thought that was funny too.Former star Charlie Sheen did not enjoy the episode and launched yet another attack on Lorre, going so far as to threaten him saying, "That's just him. I don't care anymore. I don't care if he lives or dies. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Seriously, it doesn't even matter. To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid? In my face, Really? You must feel safe, motherfucker. You must feel safe where you live. Damn!".[36][37][38]
>Oh my god!>What is it, Charlie?>I've tested positive for HIV!>meeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn
>>221002694One episode of Two And A Half Men is funnier than all seasons of Seinfeld
>>221003889This is old news. They reconciled and Sheen appeared in Lorre's gambling show.
>>221002694>Hey Alan, I killed Jake and raped your fiance!>meeeeeeen
>>221003869>>221003881i'm assuming he was a coked out menace and everyone refused to work wirh him at a pointthey wouldnt delete the best actor/character in the show unless some shit was amiss
>>221004274Well it's pretty well documented and yes, Charlie was basically playing himself for real and he was fucked out of his mind 99.9% of the time.
>>221002694>ruins Bree Olsen's career by associationI'll never forgive him.
>>221003862>Jake enters: uncle Charlie fucked meMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Hey Alan if you don't get you and your faggot son out of my house I'm going to blow both your brains all over the walls with a twelve guage shotgunMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>mfw this is without child support
>>221003869>fire a controversial actor for an even more controversial actorGenius.
>>221003945Bookies. That show was actually good but fucking HBO cancelled it
>>221003889>new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon CryerWould it have been kino/tv/?
>>221003869They weren't, Chuck was literally too busy trying to get revenge on Sheen
>>221007048Possibly.
>>221005747Alan won the state's "Best Chiropractor" award and ran his own practice.4k a month in alimony should've meant nothing to him.
>>221007241not quite. he was voted "chiropractor of the year" by the san fernando valley chiropractic association, barely regional, and that was even before judith threw him out. he had his own practice but he was complaining about his business being slow multiple times throughout the show.
>>221002694>jacks it to cp>wife walks in>get the fuck out of my facewinning
>>221002694>Charlie, won't your girlfriend get sunburn out there?>What do you mean?>She's sunbathing with that little lotion on her back!?>Oh, that's not sun-lotion. That se->MEEEEEEEEEN
>Sheen gets aids>the boy becomes a weirdo cultist and denounces the show that set him up for life>Berta dies>Cryer walks away unscathed Who did he sell his soul to to achieve this?
