>Uh, Excuse Me? Attention, everyone.>We're part of the witness protection program.
>>221004706They still looked human back then
>>221004706Solid and Liquid Olsen walked, so Solidus Olsen could run.
>>221004719They weren't satanic black magic, sick shit witches yet.
Which one fucked Lance Armstrong
>>221004719DEATH RITUAL
>>221004750Can I get a quick rundown?
>>221004706Imagine the things (((they))) did to them... I envy
>>221004764Both have alopecia, and have shattered their minds with pharmaceuticals. Money was dangled in front of their (agents) faces. Camera goes click.
>>221004706I fingerblasted my granddaughter yesterday in the holocaust museum toilets
>>221004750now that the dust has settled...they did sex stuff together, right?
>>221004793this, so much this
>>221004745Fucking queers!
>>221004764Rothschilds bow to the olsens
>>221004793you visited a shrine to memorializing the alleged pain and suffering of your people and SA'ing your granddaughter in the toilet stall was the extent of the reverence and solemnity you were able to muster?Based, I must say. Not based on anything good, persay, but certainly brazenly based and none-fucks-given nonetheless.
>>221004793>holocaust museum toiletsThis is a euphemism for her ass right? You fingered her ass?
>>221004745>>221004750>>221004820Heath Ledger, whatever happened there
>>221004764They're literally telepathic witches. They siphon energy to Elizabeth Olson in return for Elizabeth's blood sacrifices
>>221004719They didn't smoke crack back then
>>221004706Our Lips Our Sealed was the best one
>>221004706for me it's olsen
>>221004848THEY'RE STEALING MY SOUL
>>221004706Both of them, at the same time
>>221004844>Call 911!>No, wait, call the Olsen twins first so they can pick up all their pills before the cops show up
>>221005029you're crazy, olsen is clearly superior
>>221004706>sex hair what did they mean by this?
>>221004706Liked herself a good old French banker
>>221005266Sacre bleu where is me blood sacrifice
>>221005029>picks the worst of the 3best girl is obviously olsen
>>221004750If taking drugs and dieting at the same time, what could happen?
>>221004750Why are they mottled in this one?
>>221004750How did they BOTH become drug ghouls? Being identical twins doesn't usually mean living the exact same life together.
>>221004748yes
>>221005554For them it did. They were never shown as separate people in the media it was always the Olsen twins.
>>221004732Doubt anyone in the family expected that
>>221004798They definitely liked jackbaiting the audience in so many pictures of them kissing and embracing each other. They really played into it. Even in the end of snl show one of them boast how they are going to be 18 soon.
>>221004750>>221004848Still would. The witch look kind of turns me on.
>>221004750>they aren't even 40 years old in this picture>they turn 40 this Saturdayhow on Earth can you be rich and age this poorly?
Who got wrecked harder?
>>221007493The Olsens are just witchmaxxing. The Watchkowskis were beaten down and psychologically dismantled to a degree even the CIA couldn't match.
>>221005266They look like soul sucking mummies than need to drain the life out of two more people each to pass as human.
The teen years were their best. Pretty much it has a watchalong that is hilarious with a girl superfan and her brother who jokes around. The boys in the movies were always so much older than them.
>>221004750
>>221004764>one of them becomes anorexic and starts looking like shit>their entire brand is that they are twins>other twin starts starving herself to look like her sister>the insane anorexic sister starts bogging herself because she is insane and insecure>other sister bogs herself to have a matching faceVery likely that this all snowballed from some jealous roastie telling one of them that she is fat
>>221004793the holocaust museum is in texas so I imagine by fingerblast you mean you had an ole timey shootout with finger guns.
>>221004798it's implied they were diddled and now here we are
>>221004750To think we could've had three good Olsens in a better world...
