>it's not a sir billi episode
lame

they sure love covering every IP slop flick for how much they complain about them and then go ahead and not review original new films

No new reviewsfags on the ropes

>>221005318
wow they really paid for max exposure.

I assume Rich claims he liked it because it was harmless fun again, that's not obviously just a way to avoid committing to a negative review at all.

>>221005318
Idc, they destroyed their credibility on how they used kid gloves to critique the star wars sequels

>>221005338
They've skipped dozens of IP slop flicks lately. What are you talking about?

combining 2 sandwiches, classic. I once asked McDonalds for a double fish fillet and they said they dont make them anymore so i ordered 2 and combined them, dont know why they couldnt just do that themselves.

>>221005347
>if you like something, you must be lying
Why are you faggots like this?

Rich, please stop posting RLM threads here.
Stand up for yourself bro and tell Mike snd Jay that it's a stupid idea to shill your videos on 4chan.

They are not my friends

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carls jr sucks

I'm really starting to think that they only make HITB for either horror or gen-X IPs

looks like they did an all nighter, what should I order for breakfast today?

>>221005431
What does Rich Evans' breath smell like?

They're almost old enough to be grandparents to current year teenagers.

>>221005437
it's whatever they get paid to cover, like all critics.

>>221005442
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today

>ANOTHER passive aggressive Shelby Oaks mention
They don't even have the excuse of reviewing a horror film now, why the fuck they're so assblasted over Stuckmann?

>>221005318
>rich is back playing Plinkett
>theres a skit
we are so fucking back I can't fucking believe it

>>221005539
projected self-hatred. he had a chance to make a movie and blew it and so did they.

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>>221005460
Like burgers

>>221005318
My friends are back

I think they should get some sexy guests on or change their channel up. I don’t watch RLM. Whatever their opinion is becomes standard nerd opinion.

>>221005551
The joke is that He-Man is nostalgia bait so they're also nostalgia baiting you with the Plinkett skit.

>>221005318
Another Half in the Bag, another rant from Jay about "internet manbabies" and how he doesn't even care about movies while his co-host is trying to discuss things seriously.

>>221005594
he's right tho

god cant believe they thought it needed more women

>>221005552
Shelby Oaks makes Space Cope look like Citizen Kane.

>>221005603
I think he'd make a great director for these types of modern insecure flicks.

>>221005635
I meant the other way around. I'm only half awake right now.

>>221005594
the He-Man movie sucks but not because of politics.

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>still making fun of Shelby Oaks

>>221005635
Shelby Oaks was also a more wholehearted attempt to make a good movie. so they also hate Stuckmann for sincerely trying to do better than them.

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Skeletor is gay for He-man?

Mike won

>>221005686
I just tried to find a compilation of all the homoerotic subtext in the cartoon but there isn't one.

>>221005678
>still complaining about RLM

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>Jay's hair

report eceleb threads as off topic.

>>221005701
Well of course, its a kids show.

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>no Street Sharks, Biker Mice from Mars or Swat Katz movies
Millennial bros....

>>221005577
Jay is right there

>jay defends woke shit again and calls people man babies for hating the netflix heman show
the fucking irony. you are a fucking man baby you retard. your entire channel was founded on being man babies.

>>221005795
>turns you into a homosexual furry

I need to know if they liked it or hated it before I watch it so I know what I need to be mad about first

>>221005795
That's the gay reboot version bro

>>221005800
Jay and Mike know they are manbabies. The difference is that they clearly have a sense of humor about it and aren't insufferable dickheads about it like you clearly are.

>>221005800
>woke
You are gay. You like to swallow dick and cum.

>>221005820
>>221005826
seething that i dont love your stupid eceleb

>>221005840
seething because I'm tired of hearing about your faggot culture war nonsense, retard.

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>>221005393
if you like everything what good is your opinion on anything?

>>221005826
No, that would describe Jay actually

Why do they keep going on about the over 45 thing? Ignorant americans. I'm only in my early 30s and I watched the 80s he-man show in the 90s due to reruns.

>>221005318
These guys actually started to review movies again?

Jay is a pseudo intellectual retard.

>>221005800
I haven't even watched the new He-Man show and I know it's shit since it's made for netflix and Kevin Smith wrote it.

>>221005855
based gay horrorslop enjoyer twink

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>mentions Pride Month
>the movie wasn't gay enough
>"I did like hearing Skeletor talking about He-Man's creamy thighs
Is he completely out of the closet now?

>>221005701
no shit? Its a kids show and not propaganda.

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They should not assume the movie is entirely built on 80s cartoon nostalgia. I personally grew up with the 2000s cartoon, which was pretty good btw. It's not a "bring back something after 20+yrs" kind of thing.

>>221005858
I'm 36 and He-man was definitely a "before my time" thing. My older cousin was super into it though. There weren't reruns of it on while I was growing up. It was Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Transformers/Beast Wars and stuff like the Batman/X-Men/Spider-man cartoons and then all the big anime stuff like Sailor Moon/Pokemon/DBZ.

>>221005659
he was talking about the kevin smith reboot. surprisingly mike pushed back and said it's not weird that people were angry about he-man show that kills off he-man.

>>221005968
>It's not a "bring back something after 20+yrs" kind of thing.
>the 2000s cartoon

>see strong men with muscles
>immediately think about homosexuality
There is no way these two aren't fruits.

>>221005431
obviously hardees

>>221005338
yeah this is the first time in years theyve covered blockbuster movies on release faggot

>>221005318
damn been years since i watched them, they look old as fuck
then again arent they in their late 30ties or something? still weird how mike looks older than my dad

Tim got fired

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>turns out I ordered from DoorGash

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>Supergirl is going to be a big stinker
It's over

>>221005559
And cheese fries

>>221006002
even if that hadn't happened the show would have sucked because Kevin Smith.

they will say it was dumb fun and they will shit on people talking about politics. saved you an hour

>>221005968
>there was a 2000s cartoon it’s not like it’s 20 years later
Anon…

>>221006139
He said the same thing about the first Wonder Woman kek

>>221005338
Hack frauds

>>221006164
They did

Where's the HitB for Obsession?

>>221006223
Mike didn't see it but Jay mentioned it in the Backrooms review

>>221005347
I briefly saw the Grogu review. Didn't they essentially say that saying it was fun is what you say when a movie is bad?

>>221006325
They said that's what influencers say about bad movies because they want to continue to be invited to premieres and press junkets.

>manbabies
>he man is dumb lol
>manbabies
>le current_year
>manbabies
It's ironic how insecure they were with this, it's like they had to posture every other sentence to make sure everyone was aware how "above" it they were.

>>221006325
That review was a milestone because Mike and Jay said for the first time that Disney is making the Prequels look better by comparison
And Rich sperged out and refused to concede that lol

>>221006325
Yes. They essentially are doing the "im having a blast" posting journos do for shitty games

>>221006351
>They said that's what influencers say about bad movies because they want to continue to be invited to premieres and press junkets.

But that is exactly what RLM said about Kenobi.

>>221005338
those videos get good views, they basically have to. They cant just review kyle galner movies.

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>>221005318
>IT'S UP
Sorry, but I don't watch Disney affiliated channels.

>>221005594
he's 36 years old or something like that and he logs on to twitter just to seethe. he could pick anywhere else that has more leftoids than normal people, but he doesn't.

>>221006428
How much did Disney pay them for their glowing review of Mandalorian and Grogu?

>>221006458
clearly not enough

>>221006458
The one where they called it the worst start wars movie of all time? Im sure Disney paid them a good amount.

>>221006454
Jay hasn't been on twitter in years bro

>>221006458
>Iger quits Disney
>cuts off shill paychecks
>Mickey Stoklasa five seconds later: m-maybe p-prequels weren't so bad

>>221006454
Jay is 46, has not been on twitter for years and spends his time with his life partner Thomas

>>221006458
you mean the review where Rich said it was fun and he had a good time watching it?

>>221006571
Yes. The one where he also said it wasn't worth seeing in the theater and Jay called it the worst Star Wars movie ever made. Yes that's the one.

>>221006325
They didn't like Mandalorian and Grogu at all and said even the Prequels have more going for them.
But this new He-Man review is exactly the "it was dumb fun" thing you're talking about.

>>221005318
>RedditLetterMedia
Shan't watch

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>>221005338
they did it because they love the canon movie you dimwit. they did a commentary for it

>>221006664
>But this new He-Man review is exactly the "it was dumb fun" thing you're talking about.
They literally explain why it works in comparison to Mandalorian not working in this video. They don't just say "it was fun" and leave it at that.

>>221005318
it’s real wtf

>>221006709
Did you actually listen to the commentary track? They definitely do not love it.

>>221006736
yes. its a best of the worst movie. obviously they ragged on it. what are you, slow? your parents drop you your head?

I wonder what % of the audience actually sits through the skits at the beginning. Can't be more than like 10%

>>221006791
Mike called it one of the biggest disappointments of his life. The entire commentary track is them talking about how shit it is. They don't even enjoy it ironically.

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I saw the movie. It's a 8/10 if you are a He-Man fan. If not it's a 7/10.
I will not see RLM's vids.

>>221005318
of course they liked this fucking slop

Kek @prequelmemers ITT still buttblasted that their extended /toy/ commercials were rightfully eviscerated by RLM. Your entire life is a lie. Your memberberries were of playing with Star Wars /toy/s, not of watching the movies.

>>221005928
>every guy past 35 that isnt over-weight and still has his hair is gayyyy

>>221006921
>Disneyfully eviscerated by RLM
Ftfy.

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New credits card. Clearly the rumors about the lawyers were true.

>>221005928
He was confirmed gay when he shunned that horny Texan redhead who was all over him.

>>221005318
Well, this video confirms that it's over. Bye-bye forever Reddit Leddit Meddit!

>>221005318
Does anyone else think it's strange how they became weirdly positive on big budget studio movies ever since it was discovered their channel was acquired by Disney?

>>221005318
why is this shilled slop of failing jewtubers always allowed here wheb ither threads get deleted

horror/gore and capeshit

are liberals really incapable of enjoying anything else?

>>221005318
I cant stand that every time they mention any nostalgic property they go into the exact same autistic diatribe about a show only being watched in like 5 specific years during its peak popularity. People can watch old things, he-man had reruns on TV until the 90s when it got its first reboot. I was born in the late 90s but still watched the fuck out of the 80s ninja turtles because surprise people keep taking about things they like. You'd think the people obsessed with star wars and old movies would understand that people can indeed have nostalgia for things older then them.
>Fuck you, you can't have nostalgia for willy wonka it's from the 70s.
>what do you mean snow snow white was a childhood movie of yours? no its not its from the 1930s you fucking liar!

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>>221005318
Yes yes your review is all well and good, Mike, but have you thought about what random people on twitter (formerly IMDB) had to say about this movie

>>221007559
yes thats why they just shit all over mando and gogert and liked a movie from a rival studio

>>221005539
They're just jellybellies.

>>221005431
>>221005559
Why did that burger look so good, bros? I'm not even fat but I'd kill to be able to eat like that. Curse my IBS.

I wish DoorGash was real.

>>221008081
I think you answered your own question.

i watch them because they seem like they're having fun and i can imagine I'm joining in on their discussion because I'm lonely

>>221007137
>Clearly the rumors about the lawyers were true.
QRD?

>all those 40 and 50 year old manbabies who care about canon
Says the guys who made a 100 videos getting mad at Star Wars and Star Trek.

Also the ones who paid to go see a He-Man movie that I didnt even know existed

>>221007592
they arent saying there is no one like that, they're saying there isnt enough people like that to justify making these big budget nostalgia IP movies. Its pretty much guaranteed to not make up its costs at the box office. I'm surprised you needed someone to spell that out for you, anon

Mike kept so many of his toys.

Put the Max Landis BotW back up you pussy.

>>221008481
It is up.

>>221005338
they're trying to get the critical drinker audience

>>221008433
I wouldn't say "getting mad" more like breaking it down

>>221008588
faggots in these threads don't understand the difference

>>221005594
My favorite part was about halfway through where even Mike basically got tired of Jay complaining about manbabies complaining and said the Kevin Smith shit took it too far. Someone should tell Jay that we’re not even trying to do the whole “enlightened centrist” shtick anymore, we’re just done with shitty subversion woke slop.

>>221008588
>when we do it its level headed breakdown
ok jay lol

were so above it and dont care about 50 year old kids stuff

our inventory of he-man toys and encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise isnt important, nor is us going to see a he man movie on opening day, were not manbabies

>>221007592
To be fair, He-Man is one of those properties that never really managed to keep itself relevant or popular like other 80s series like TMNT and Transformers. Spending nearly $200,000,000 on a film based on a series that isn't that popular even by 80s nostalgia standards is a massive gamble.

I can’t stand when critics consistently demand more out of movies, but then also praise a shit movie because it “knows what it is”

Was the burger skit them trying to make a parallel between Hollywood nostalgia goyslop and regular goyslop? Like they're both immediately pleasing but ultimately empty and bad for you?

>>221005318
When they start playing with the toys and saying how good they were I lost it, fun to see some genuine childlike enjoyment there

>>221008838
It was probably just an excuse to have Rick do something as Plinkett and it was the best they could come up with on short notice. They had a bit in their Backrooms review where they once again remembered Half in the Bag was supposed to have a story about the VCR repair shit, so this is them remembering to incorporate it.

>>221008985
>Couple months ago /tv/ was complaining RLM had gotten too lazy to do skits
>Two weeks ago they bring up they used to do skits and have fun
>Now suddenly 25% of the video was a skit with a threat to do more
Things that make you go Hmm...

>>221007592
all the people who like to incessantly remind you about how they or you is getting older, that you need to stop caring about or liking things more than 5 years old, etc are always liberal.
liberals are all about people and fitting in. they only partake in things like movies or games or any hobby because theyre popular and get them what theyre really after: social interaction.

they arent like people like us who enjoy things to enjoy them. no its only for the end goal of socialization whoch cannot be achieved by something old and not in public discourse any longer

wait til they make a new gremlins and see how they sing a different tune about nostalgia

Wtf they absolutely loved it?

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>two old guys just getting excited looking at old toys
whole episode should have just been that

Let me guess, Mike thinks it wasn't gay enough?

>>221005820
Does Kevin Smith know he's also a manbaby or does he need to take a few more selfies immediately after cry during a Marvel movie screening?

>>221009007
>>Couple months ago /tv/ was complaining RLM had gotten too lazy to do skits
You must have a very short term memory if you think that only started a couple months ago and not a couple years ago. You also have to be delusional to think that they're doing this as a direct response to fucking /tv/ of all places

>>221009059
If the movie sucks, they'll explain in their video why it sucks and then move on with their lives.

>>221009290
sure you will jay

>>221009229
Jay thinks that, Mike just looks sad and depresed.

>>221006156
Kevin Smith could just try not being Kevin Smith, and write something normal.
Unironically, how hard can it be to write He-Man? He-Man has never had a high quality of writing. He just needs to be cool, and fight things.

>>221005678
>still the least successful youtube indie film maker

>>221005318
>Plinkett sketch
>Covering IP slop
>Mike seems to know where he is
Did I travel back in time?

>>221009372
>how hard can it be to write He-Man?
He could have stolen from Flash Gordon and Conan instead of being a subversive faggot, that's what Lucas did back in the day.

>>221009007
I personally posted a scathing post about that and now it feels like they're doing skits just for me :)

>>221007592
I get that Zoomers are confused about this, but people as old and dusty as RLM have no excuse.
When cartoon network first started, I feel like it was about 50 percent old as cartoons that were anywhere from 20 to 50 years old at the time. I watched a lot of classic Looney Tunes, and 60's ass Hana Barbera. Didn't even really know that stuff was old at the time. At some point in my childhood I also saw the old Tintin cartoon, which I loved.

>>221005539
Who's Stuckmann?

>>221008674
>Kevin Smith kills off He-Man after he says numerous times that he wont be killed off
>Teela bitches at He-Man for being dead because it hurt everyone else.
>"The show was hated by manbabies who hate change"
Jay is pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

>>221005820
Jay unirionically thinks he's some kind of connoisseur of the arts, because he likes John Waters movies.
Even though somehow he had never seen The Good the Bad and the Ugly until Rich got him to watch it.
How the hell is Rich the one who actually has the best taste in cinema? Rich literally doesn't give a fuck, didn't go to film school like the rest of them, and is only there because he's Mike's friend.

>>221005338
>review Backrooms, an original film
>"HUUUUUURRR WHY DO THEY JUST REVIEW THESE WEIRD FILMS WHY DO THEY NEVER REVIEW THE BIG FILMS LIKE LE SUPERMAN"
>reviews big budget IP movie
>"HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR WHY DO THEY ONLY REVIEW BIG BUDGET FRANCHISE MOVIES WHY DO THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT INTERESTING MOVIES HURRR

You're such a nigger.

>>221005318
I have jay fatigue....

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>>221009618
>>"The show was hated by manbabies who hate change"
That's not what he said at all though.

>>221005318
serious question: why the fuck does /tv/ even entertain RLM? they look like a bunch of losers

>>221009621
Jay openly admits to liking trash. I've never gotten the impression he cares about looking like a film expert. What the fuck are some of you faggots so insecure about?

>>221009737
friend simulator. But everyone in these threads are so insecure about using them as a friend simulator that they make up retarded reasons to pretend to hate them to overcompensate.

Mike doing a cum town tier bit at the end with gay skeletor

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>>221009678
>Backrooms
>an original film
nothing original about it

>>221009747
He's a hipster. He thinks liking trash makes him clever(he also can't even enjoy it right, and has to complain about sexsploitation at every opportunity).
He's also the one who's into David Lynch movies, and always wants to watch the new A24 movie about a woman crying. He thinks he's slick as fuck for that.

>>221009837
You sound like a dumb faggot. Maybe that's the problem and not the guy who makes silly youtube videos that you're trying to psycho-analyze.

>>221009879
Go and have sex with you gay boyfriend, Jay.

>>221009834
Name 10 other films made in the last 20 years like it.

>>221005388
Probably can't price it in their system fatso

>>221005338
what are you talking about, this is by far the most current HITB has been in years, they usualy only do a few movies people actually talk about a year, now they've done 3 in a single month

>>221009920
Cube, for one.

>>221009618
If you're going to quote him, then QUOTE him. Don't put your own little spin on shit.

>>221009982
It's not like cube and cube is also 30 years old.

>>221009969
>they usualy only do a few movies people actually talk about a year
got to keep their prices up.

>>221008097
I don't believe Jay would ever order a female.

>>221010003
Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess!
Backrooms is a rip off of the book House of Leaves, if you want to get into it.
And potentially the Doctor Who episode "The God Complex"

>>221009982
How in the hell is it like Cube?

>>221010073
people trapped in a mysterious structure that makes no sense.

>>221009920
I do not consider it original because the whole shit originated from /x/ posts and pictures of liminal spaces. original movie should be something that wasn't copypasted from somewhere else

>>221009678
Α24 is the IP you zoomer idiot

>>221010127
Did you hurt yourself with that stretch?

Movie boomers don't know "liminal space media" is basically old hat at this point
There's House of Leaves, which as far as I know is pretty much the genesis of the idea (outside of MC Escher paintings).
There's the choose your own adventure book 2120 by George Wylesol.
There have been so many "Backrooms" or "The Exit 8" style video games, that the genre has now drifted into self parody, and people are making games about being trapped in giant bathrooms with poop monsters.

This isn't new ground, my friends. You're out of touch.

>>221009145
There's an episode where Mike plays with Star Trek board game for like 15 minutes, it's my favorite one.

>>221010225
Oh, and Yume Nikki of course.

>>221010055
>Backrooms is a rip off of the book House of Leaves, if you want to get into it.
It's not tho unless you're like 12 and think house of leaves invented things that have existed in stories that predate the written word.

>>221010160
So if it's made by a well known studio it's an IP? So what fucking movies do you want them to review? Is that you, Chris? They ain't reviewing Shelbyville, ok? And I think it's better for your ego that they don't.

>>221010284
What's an earlier example of a mundane urban space opening up into some mysterious infinite dimension?

>>221010258
What episode was that?

>>221010309
half in the bag 113

>>221009766
sounds like a lot of work..i'd rather just not watch them and enjoy based convo's on /tv/ instead

>>221010293
having a characteristic cinematic affectation and themes like A24 does is not unlike a horror anthology, or a series of fantasy movies taking place in a specific "universe", A24 is not unlike star wars

>>221010306
>mundane urban space
That doesn't describe house of leaves.
>into some mysterious infinite dimension
Dante's Inferno, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Little Nemo, Frau Holle, Peter Pan, Orpheus and Eurydice

>>221010055
Borges

>>221010385
>That doesn't describe house of leaves.
What do you mean? It's about a guy finding an infinite black expanse in the corner of his house.

>>221005384
>They've skipped dozens of IP slop flicks lately
Like what, Scream 7? That would have been interesting as opposed to cartoon movie 591

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>If you dislike seeing the franchise you like being subverted and ruined by people who hate you, then you're a manbaby

>>221010654
He's right, it's not that big of a deal, grow the fuck up

>>221010654
>implying anyone actually cared about He-Man as a franchise
I can get being upset from a culture war standpoint but don't act like there were any serious He-Man fans still around in the 2020s
>>221010690
also I agree with this anon, grow up you manbaby

>>221010654
They ruined the legacy of Trap Jaw...

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>>221010155
It might as well be its own thing with how much was added to the original idea (that anons still bitch about)

>>221010746
>I can get being upset from a culture war standpoint
You're a faggot

>my problem was that it wasn't gay enough
-Jay Bauman

Same the the time, did they like it?

>>221010753
The west has fallen

>>221010690
I personally have no connection to He-Man whatsoever, but I sat by and watched the corporations wipe their asses with Star Wars, Star Trek, and Doctor Who (to name just a few) for stupid ideological reasons, which basically amount to spiteful mutants getting into power and wanting to ruin things that people enjoy because we aren't doing a communism hard enough.
Fuck them on principle, and Jay can fuck off for defending them. Kevin Smith isn't going to be your friend, you queer.

>>221010806
Jesus christ, I had a stroke or something.
>Save* me* the time, did they like it?

>>221010654
>Pretends to be smarter than the average filmgoer
>Gets upset when they don't eat the slop or second guess the slop makers

>>221010654
He's correct, kill yourself today.

>>221005338
And yet they refuse to review The Batman. Fuck them.

>>221009920
Pick any fucking Marvel movie.

40 minutes of Mike and Jay screeching about THE NOT GAYS
a new low

>>221010791
I think people who ARE upset about it from that standpoint are retards, I just meant I know why those retards would be mad

>>221010546
>they should have skipped this IP slop so they could instead talk about this other IP slop

>>221010654
That's not what he said tho.

>>221010897
It's quite literally the exact opposite of that

>>221010654
the CGI he-man cartoon did subvert the man children but it was enjoyed unlike revelation

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>IT'S PRIDE MONTH
>THE MOVIE WAS NOT GAY ENOUGH

Good lord, can this little twink faggot just come out the closet already? It's obvious he feels guilty about his erotic interests and struggles to deny and repress homosexual impulses, which would explain why he always comes off as a fucking know-it-all asshole in every video

>>221011134
>I TAKE JOKES VERY SERIOUSLY

This is just one schizo in the thread that's malding about Jay, right

>>221008674
That was refreshing for a change and got Jay to shut up quick

>>221011220
It's someone that's jealous of him or wants to fuck him. Maybe both.

>>221010654
I don't care about he-man, Jay's complete and total lack of self-awareness involved with this recurring rant is simply annoying. It's almost as out-of-touch as when they did those nerd crew videos no one cared about.

Is Mike getting fatter?

>>221011303
>recurring rant
You fags have a very lose interpretation of the word "rant"

>>221005932
Are you kidding? The Filmation show was pretty homoerotic. She-Ra was more overtly queer. Filmation was a safe haven for gay talent in the 80s, I think there's even a short documentary about it. Then again, this is /tv/ , where people fail to see how homoerotic and gay Zack Snyder's 300 is.

>>221011364
ok anon, then it's a recurring intangible complaint of his. these manbabies are living rent free in jay's head!

This movie was so fucking kino I'm gonna watch it at least one more time

>>221005318
Jay is getting really insufferable. Im sick of his attitude oh having no horse in the race of liking a franchise so he openly mocks the fans for having standards.

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>>221008081
Elkhorn Hardees.

>>221005318
Looked fine, I checked the theater prices and... the cheapest seats are 16 Dollars. I had 3 beers and a shot in a bar yesterday for that price. I'll wait till it hits streaming.

I do want to make burgers though.

>>221011409
What the fuck are you talking about? He mentioned mambabies for 2 seconds in this 45 minute video. When was the last time he even brought up anything like this? You seem obssessed with this person you claim to hate.

>>221011458
If you love a franchise so much that you get genuinely offended when someone has any criticism of it, you deserve to be mocked

>>221011318
Is water getting wetter?

>>221011476
when did I say I hate the guy? he brought it up three times in the vid and it's a recurring tidbit of his in these reviews. stop getting so defensive you actual faggot

>>221011458
anyone who claims to be a fan of fucking 80s He-Man has zero standards

>>221011134
>that episode where they made a very predictable joke about him getting fucked by a Native American at a gay bar and he started fucking blushing like a bitch

>>221005338
perfect bait

>>221011528
I'm sorry Jay won't fuck you bro. You'll find someone else one day.

o wow, He-man. I remember my gramps telling me about this.

>>221011541
80s He-Man fan here. I have standards, I just only like old things and hate new things.

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>You're a stupid manchild if you think a franchise you like has been raped to death and you should get a life
>BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EVER SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT DISNEY WARS, DAISY RIDLEY WAS CHARISMATIC AS HELL AND IT WAS THE PREQUELS' FAULT THAT THE SEQUEL TRILOGY SUCKED

>>221008081
I dont go to Hardees often, but I had their Prime Rib sandwhich a couple days ago and it was deliscios as fukc

>It's not gay enough!
based and genxpilled

>>221008674
THIS IS OUR LAST STAND, BASED KEKISTANIS! DEUS VULT FOR FRODO!

>>221005384
they did mandalorean and glup shitto two weeks ago

>>221011647
>you’re retarded if you liked Rise of Skywalker
>don’t watch The Acolyte, watch Farscape instead
>Mandolorian and Grogu is the worst Star Wars movie to date

>>221011220
i scoffed at first but now i think there really is a schizo roaming about

>>221011220
Your e-daddy is a pussy, hon.

>>221005594
>>221006476
>>221006527
WHAT THE FUCK IS TWITTER?

>>221008674
Seriously, Jay is acting like a disingenuous leftist. People hated that show for lying to the viewer and shitting over everything they like. Boiling it down to crying ma babies is myopic

>>221011756
Three correct statements

>>221005678
Terrible movie.

>>221011217
>every time people mock my stupidity i was joking
No ones buying the Dunkey defense

>marvel comedy
>james gunn
Whedon getting airbrushed outta history, what a shame.

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>>221006454
>>221008674
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>>221011246
Jay Bauman. I just hate him. He’s so bullyable. He’s such a wimp. So wet. He has no back bone, the kinda guy who isn’t straight up with you and just calls it as it is. I bet he’s a miserable person to be friends with, does he do anything besides consume media? He doesn’t do anything but sit on his ass and watch movies, go on X and work on his channel, that’s his life, that’s his personality, there’s nothing there, there’s no character there, there’s no laughs to be had with a guy like Jay, he’s just a straight up down the middle dull consumer. It baffles me that he’s so popular on YouTube, but then I gotta remind myself at the sheer number of losers there are on planet earth that probably think Jay is a cool dude. It’s amazing really.

Look at that wimp. You think that’s someone you want having your back when shit goes down? Jay is the type of dude who has 911 as an emergency contact in his phone, he’s the type of dude who’s the first one out of the building in the face of conflict. He wouldn't think twice to throw you under the bus if it meant he didn’t get in trouble. The definition of a sissy bitch. God I hate him and his cock sucking face (literally). That beta male aura that radiates off him in every single video, I’m not surprised that he came out and admitted to liking cock, in fact I expected it.

Jay the type of kid in school who covered his paper up when you tried to peak at his answers. The type of kid who told the teachers if there was an organized fight happening outside of school. He’s the type of kid where if you confronted him about his cowardice he would go and cry to the principal.

Stick in the mud also. Can you imagine having a drink with this guy and having some banter? Of course not. He'd get all pissy and sullen over the smallest joke at his expense. He's wet. He's lame. Fuck Jay Bauman. No, I will not donate to your Patreon you boring, soulless bugman.

>>221012179
no one wants to read a novel of your gay sex fantasies about some youtuber

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>>221012246
nice try Gay

Maybe theres hope for Mike, but wow is Jay ever a lost cause.

>>221012312
All three of them are hopeless

>>221005318
DO NOT MENTION THE NO-NAKED LEGS FOR WOMEN THING

ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL

>only good when star wars does it
>you are only allowed to be emotionally involved with star wars and nothing else
>i can mock you for liking he-man but you cant mock me for liking star wars

>>221010690
I’m not even a he man fan and I was disappointed because the trailers looked cool. Of course they fucking lied and I was mad. Why are you types like this? Rolling over like a dog for slop is not a virtue

I wish they'd talk about what happens in the movie and analyze that more instead of spending all the time talking about the context surrounding the movie. And why do they want gay stuff in movies so badly?

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>>221012605
this is how you know Hollywood is run by feminist and homos

every female character for the past 15 years wears a costume that covers them from head to toe and apparently even showing a woman legs is too sexist. The irony of it all is women at comic con dress up excatly like every super hero even if they're half naked

>Man children who spend all their time crying about their childhood IPs getting raped
>Make a video mocking other people might get upset their childhood IP got raped
I sometimes wonder if they even understand irony

>>221010155
The irony is how unoriginal these regurgitated posts are.

>>221005338
They took a break and basically stopped covering popular blockbusters for several years post-covid, it's only recently they seem to be reviewing big IP slop again

>youre a manchild if you say woke
Well at least Rich made me want to go get a burger

>>221013001
that's true tho

the economy is fucking grim and every working man is getting raped by it to no end but you manchildren obsess about the identity politics of a movie based on a fucking toy commercial like it's fucking important

>>221012911
Because their criticisms had to do with writing and directing issues and not women or brown people existing.

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>the bile visibly rising in Mike's throat when Jay kept harping on about manchildren getting mad about Kevin Smith's He-Man cartoon
kek he was like 10 seconds away from actually crashing out

>>221010824
Yes, Jay says "I was shocked by how much I liked this movie" and Mike says "I loved it. Well, I didn't love it. But I loved it for what it was"

>best part of the episode was them just fucking around with the toys and talking about them and the history behind it
Jay was extra fucking faggy this episode to the point of actively annoying Mike. "Yeah this cartoon I barely remember was fucking gay as fuck but also the movie wasn't gay enough and also I am going to run defense for Kevin Smith, a man we have mocked 210950923809 times for no reason outside of owning the chuds because they didn't like his cartoon for a disingenuous reason!"

>>221013134
>MUH IMAGINARY E-CELEB DRAMA

>>221013266
>I am going to run defense for Kevin Smith
Mike is literally the one to say "In defense of Kevin Smith"
Why do you faggots just make shit up? You know other people can watch these videos right?

>>221013057
>you manchildren obsess about the identity politics of a movie based on a fucking toy commercial like it's fucking important
I'm not obsessed. Just fatigued that its in nearly every form of escapism.

Where’s the Obsession review?

>>221009011
You live a lonely life, huh?

>>221013279
They don't even go to the theaters together to watch movies anymore, they used to up until about 2022 or so. It's been feeling like a Penn & Teller situation, especially since Rich and Mike still do shit together all the time and Jay often has to be looped in on whatever they do.

>I think your theory of like, raging manbabies with He-Man... It might be a little broad. I think, I think...
>I remember the Kevin Smith cartoon, people were upset.
>Well sure, cuz they wanna see He-Man.
>I guess. They pushed it too far.
>They're upset because of the overt political-ness of what he did.
>yeah...
>"We're gonna make a He-Man show, BUT He-man's not gonna be in it, it's gonna be Teela!" y'know and everyone was just like "Don't do that"...
>yeah.
>Y'know. It's wish fulfilment for young boys.

>>221013064
Making something into unenjoyable struggle-session-slop, is both a writing and a directing issue.

Jay's a faggot and all but holy shit he was insufferable here, I thought they finally put the culture war shit behind them

>>221012905
>and homos
Paradoxically movies made by homos actually often have plenty of straight fanservice. Look at Almodovar filmography. Or Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals, pretty sexy movie.

>>221013393
>needs more man on man ass fucking
-jay bauman

>>221005388
>double fish fillet
There is no defined recipe for that. What would they give you? Two sandwiches on top of each other? One sandwich with two filets? Would there be a piece of bread in the middle? No one knows.
You said you did it yourself, but I have no idea what method you chose.

>>221011220
There's a friend simulator loser defending him as usual.

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>Mike just wants to talk about one of his favorite childhood cartoons
>Jay only has a vague recollection of watching said cartoon and instead just talks about how there's not enough faggotry in the movie and how chuds are mad

>Mike saying Rich just wants He-Man to punch shit and kick ass
kek they kept him in the humilation ritual because he was going to say some unhinged shit if they included him

>>221013296
as if you give the slightest shit about fucking He-Man
it's the same stupid political twitter ragebait for years

I'm fucking fatigued.
My rent is outrageous, so are the gas prices, and all I can see is the looming abyss.
All I want is to distract myself by watching the same youtubers I watched for ten years on the same board I used for twenty years without being bombarded by gay political nonsense about shit that does not matter in every single fucking thread.
Just go away, you stupid manchild.

>>221006840
Even you do not like something, you can infact enjoy shitting on it.

Imagine writing a 500-word dissertation on the 'subversive political implications' of a He-Man toy commercial just to end up screaming at your monitor because a 40-year-old YouTuber didn't hate the cartoon enough. You absolute cretins are the real content, not the video. Keep crying, it’s the only exercise you’ve had all year.

>>221013530
i didn't do that

fuck fat smith
jay needs to have sex(with a man)

>>221013294
Lrn 2 reed

>>221013367
Why? It's literally their bread and butter. They leave it behind that patreon starts hemorrhaging.

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>>221005678

>>221013474
mike pretending not to have an emotional connection to motu was embarrassing

>>221005388
>eating mcgoodgoy
You would be doing the species a favor if you blew your brains out the back of your head

>>221012179
Just admit you want to fuck Jay already you fucking queer lmao

>>221005318
Mike really had to keep tard wrangling Jay throughout this one.

Kind of weird that Jay spent half the review not even talking about the movie at all.

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>>221013680
stop projecting you aids infested faggot

>>221013530
He's not going to fuck you dude

>>221013717
First Half in the Bag?

>>221013717
It's not a review, it's a loneliness relieving podcast.

>>221013717
given that they mostly review movies I already know are going to suck, I usually prefer it when that happens.

>>221013724
Look at all these screencaps you have of Jay on your phone faggot. You are the biggest queer here