Temari was pure SEXO agree or agree?
AMATERASU
>>221006254>"this is le badass super fire of legend that burns for all eternity until the thing its burning is completely consumed!">proceeds to be useless against everyone its used on
>>221006141On hundred procent
>>221006298Kishimoto knew he fucked up and had to nerf it.
>master of ballbusting jutsus
Is she commando under there?
You have your own board>>>/a/
>>221007815You have yours as well>>>/lgbt/
>>221007527Yes. Aerodynamics.
>>221006338He does that a lot>Creates Shino who could kill virtually anyone from anywhere, and is also a good tactician >Decides not to use him in the Sasuke retrieval arc because he could just kill all the Sound ninja>actually he's just not really relevant anymore
>>221008440Bodied that turbofreak
Tayuya deserved better
>>221008440But that's just another tranime board
Kurenai deserved more babies.
okay maybe naruto was kino...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vIozLINlU
Naruto is gay.
>>221008594imagine how long it took her to take that off and back on every time she went to pee
>>221008666Fuck off Satan. Narutards run the world and are your president. I bet you watch shit like Watamote and wish you were Tomoko instead of the fat basement dweller you are
>>221008755>This guy I know- his names Pervy Sensei GREAT guy you're gonna love him
>>221008637Is that fucking Matou Shinji's voice actor
>>221008784Gaara? Fantastic guy, tremendous leader. The Sand Village. nobody’s a better friend to the Sand Village than me, Gaara tells me all the time, folks. He says “Naruto, you can’t let that loser and sucker Kiba become hokage he’s a loser. Besides fang over fang his only jutsu is just running on all fours.” His words, folks, not mine and you can believe it
I really liked Anko. I wish the Boruto anime hadn't hired Pierce Bronson as an consultant.
>>221006141Habeeb it!
>>221008931Man, Boruto fucked everyone up.
>>221008939Epic! I recognize that meme from Know your meme’s meme of the day article
>>221007527Imagine the smell
>>221009037there is no need to be upset
>>221006141I couldn't get into this series because I was already an adult when I bothered to read it but oic related was pretty hot. I stopped reading when I realised I couldn't care less about the plot.
>>221007527She probably has to wear something to keep the sand out of her vag
>>221009017Is that Shino below Sakura?
>>221009421Yes. I think he got it the worst because imo he had the coolest designs in the first two series
personality matters in 2Dcan't stand her attitude
>>221009017Tenten is still cute.
>>221006141Go back to /a/
>>221008578You have to go back
>>221009735>No Mr. TentenWhy'd Kishi do her like that bros
>>221010042He killed Neji because he was mad at him for the way he wrote him in the chunin exams
>>221010042He kept her as the only canon virgin because he knows I don't like whores.
>>221010244lel
>>221009735just call her twenty
>>221009017Ino is absolutely fine in Boruto
>>221010748Just two asians looking at each other.
>>221010881It’s just for aesthetics. Nobody is born with pink hair
>>221006379She had wind jutstu so she's brap on your balls
>>221008908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBkTLrOPKmU
>>221010983Some people are born blonde though.
>>221008594>supposed genjutsu master>mogged by every sharingan user
>>221011171Did she every use a genjutsu successfully? I don't remember her doing anything but job.
>>221011171Isn't the whole point of sharingan that it's not even fair and normal ninja can't even compete?
>>221011496Only when main characters use it, uchiha as a clan inexplicably didn't achieve effortless worldwide domination they should have if this was the case.
>>221011551I thought it was a rarity even among the Uchiha though
>>221011616Every member of the uchiha police force had it, so it wasn't that rare. You needed trauma to unlock it, which isn't a tall order given how everyone is constantly at war and there's a general tendency for everyone to be a crybaby.
>>221011783>Hank: Gotdangit...Mr. Strickland is paging us to seal the three-tails *sigh*>Bobby: Ehh..look at the brightside: this rain could be the death of us.
>>221011734Oh ok, gotcha
>>221008931>Anko-Mitarashi
salad tossing
>>221011834>Listen Brendon, you have to give up on this Jason kid>>Because he's never coming back?>Because people will think you're weird Brendon, you should be chasing girls and not another boy, unless you're into that.>>Coach, he's just my friend.>Listen to me Brendon, I had an old drinking buddy named Orochimaru, long story short he turned out to be a snake and I gave up on him.>>and...?>And what Brendon?>>So what happenned? >Nothing, he just left, not everything has a happy ending. Now lets go get hoagies and oogle girls at the bath house, your treat.
>>221010244>35 year old virginfruits are sweetest just before they start to rot
>>221014498legit thought it was a real quote until the Orochimaru line
>>221014639>35 year old virginShe's just like me.
>>221006141I jerked off to her the most.
>>221009017
PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME A BELOW SHOT OF HER FISHNET LEGS
>>221014498>your treat.
>>221008755OPEN THE FUCKIN’ 8-TRIGRAMS SEAL YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL! Praise be to Madara.
>>221006141bump
>>221015518Kek
>>221009017Temari still looks pure sex
>>221009421yeah, I think he's school teacher like Iruka or something
>>221010387underrated kek
>>221014498Based
>>221011551they were heavily oppressed to keep their nigger tendencies down
>ROCK LEE NO!!!
>>221017923Tobirama was wrong about everything
>>221015141Hinata complaint is valid but Tsunade artificially augmented her breast form using chakra. Her being flat after age and the Fourth War would make sense.She can only hold on to so much, and there's nobody else there to hold on to what she can't.Given how they were artificial skin expansion, they probably felt like fluffy clouds or hard and perky depending on the situation.
>>221017998the master of instigating crashouts, L block don't play
>>221017923imagine trusting SenJEWS
>>221008554Beyond based.
>>221018376JEWchiha are subversive traitorous elements constantly scheming ways to undermine the Konoha gentile majority and take control of their society, using secret JEWchiha magic to manipulate and control them from the shadows. 109 villages but never their fault, amirite?
>>221018520all senjew propaganda, tobirama was an idiot
>>221018520>Pain Attack was an inside jobat last i truly see...
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>tfw I didn't watch Naruto because DBZ and its snail pace made me hate shounen with a passion.Did I miss out? Naruto never hooked me, desu.
>>221006141Thats a cartoon
these are 2D pictures
>>221018592>the jewchiha cries out in pain as he strikes you>>221018617so was the 9 tails attack
>>221018717up until a certain point Narturo anime probably does have faster pace than DBZ anime but you'd probably want to use a filler guide
>>221006141yum
>>221018717Pacing varies between turn-based and dynamic slaughterhouse for both parts.Part 1, kid years, good start, lots of filler later. The key fights, animation, conflict are what reserved it in the 'big 3 shonen'.Goes through episodes 1-135, around the end of Sasuke Recovery arc, then the filler stretches the series out until Part 2. Problems are monologues/flashbacks interrupting action sequences mostly. Very angsty characters doing dumb things at times, but they are kids. Part 2, Shippuden teenage years, ups the scale and meaning of everything, but animation issues, character favouritism, forgotten substories and sidelining issues, infamous copouts as the series went on. Writer wrote an invulnerable villain and needed to end the plot. Lots of filler, but many hype encounters.Animation isn't necessarily bad, just stylistic choices were controversial, and shonen powerscaling turns ninja into wizards. Part 3, Boruto, adults and kids, main character was hated at first, but has been 'redeemed' over time and with the new series director.Both 1 & 2 have lots of 'talk it out', and 3 feels very slice-of-life mixed with shonen powerscaling and fanservice.
>>221019020>dandonfugapreggers time.
>>221018592>>221018842>Senju and Uchiha both calling each other jewsthat's the sharingan effect
>>221018635Where can I see this
>>221018842The Uchiha are founding members of Konoha, in what world are they not entitled to equal political power as the Senju? They all chose Konoha over leaving with Madara, Tobirama had no reason to suspect any of them.
Naruto was only good pre Shippuden. Art style and animation was better. Dynamic characters introduced all with their own unique skill set. Naruto wasn't the screechy little fag he became later. Best villains introduced from this era.
>>221018922We'll see. But: >>221019081>Goes through episodes 1-135Hell no. I'm too old for that.I guess I 'had to be there' and I should have watched it back then when I had the time. Thanks for the write up, by the way.
>>221019508Naruto Naruto
>>221006141>sasuke didn't use it to see through her clothes ever single secondBet temari's pussy is literally perfect(Athletic well groomed white women have the best ones)
>>221015141>>221018227Best episode for hints sexo? She was my fave
>>221019702I think in the Road to Ninja movie the alternate timeline version of her is fully naked as she tries to murder transvestite Rock Lee. Could be misremembering though
>>221019736>I think in the Road to Ninja movie the alternate timeline version of her is fully naked as she tries to murder transvestite Rock Lee. Could be misremembering thoughWhat the fuck am I reading? I clearly didn't really watch enough of this anime. Oh well, guess its back to try to finish magical girl bdsm anime starring stupid dork girls
>>221019453they were supposed to be guard dogs, not leadersAnyways no one posted this yet.
>>221018922Giganvke. Save the fillers for certain characters you want to see more of down the line. There’s several storylines that deal with Naruto going on missions with Kiba and Hinata and Team Guy… so skip to Shippuden because you’ll be burnt out after near 90 episodes of filler
>>221006141100% agreeBest girl by far, canonically the high IQ choice.
>>221020325Good one
>>221008440what an absolutely ruthless mogging
>>221006141I mean kunoichi are literally glorified hookers, ut goes without saying she owes me sex
>>221008755Let me tell you about Akatsuki, folks. Total losers. Suckers and losers. Wearing those black cloaks, frankly, very low energy, no style. They want to steal our Tailed Beasts? Not happening. Nobody protects the Nine-Tails better than me, believe me. They talk about pain? I know pain. I had the greatest pain, and I beat it. we’re gonna make the Hidden Leaf great again, and Akatsuki is gonna pay for it. Believe it!
>>221006141How can three siblings have 3 different hair colors?
>>221018227There is no excuse, the guy who took over Bort is probably the most pedophilic of mangaka right now, possibly worse than the Made in Abyss guy. He refuses to draw boobs and Kishi gave up on editing them back.
>>221021287He originally had brown hair but it was changed in the anime
>>221021310Excellent advertisement for Boruto, I will now read it.
>>221021366One man's complaint is another mans advertisement. I'm not going to thank you because lolicon fags being allergic to drawing tits on adult women is a direct insult, so whatever.
>>221006141I don’t watch Chinese cartoons or jerk off to drawings
I fantasize about having sex with drawings
>>221008487Shino was the first truly badass character, he defeated Kankuro back when the sand guys were the strongest. And he also defeated that sound guy with the jets in his hands.
>>221019759Road to Ninja is an alright movie. The filler arc that's an alternative condensed version and has the Hyuga leader ias the Akatsuki leader instead of Obito is pretty cool too
>>221009017It's sad that Lee got into meth, I don't know how they can smuggle that shit in Konoha, isn't there a ninja DEA to deal with this kind of stuff.
>>221021207Damn right he did,totally slammed it right out the field
>>221006141what does temari smell like?
>>221021631bags of sand
>>221021490>>221008487It's hilarious how busted he is.But he paid the price and got shafted, not to mention Boruto, whatever happened there.
>>221008440its illegal to own niggers anon
>>221020597Naruto was God tier at the beginning wtf happened why did it turn into discount dbz
>>221020325This is awesome! so fucking good
>>221018922I watched all of naruto and shippuden, fillers included, and man there are some turds. the sheer amount of flashbacks as well is painful as fuck
>>221021754*in America
>>221021893>fillers included,Same. I didn't know there were filler guides until after I finished.
>>221022065the good news is you didn't miss out on the ninja ostrich!
>>221021807WAY too much focus on Naruto/Sasuke instead of building on a cool world he created and having arcs similar to the Land of Waves
>>221009735worthless jobber
>>221006141woah, dont we keep the cloud crossdressing stuff in /v/ normally?
>>221020325when is the last time an effortpost of this level was seen on /a/?
>>221019245right there, you click the image and it expands
>>221022221back in 2012 I wanted to show naruto to my friend and the first episode he saw was that one LOL
>>221022065after the sasuke thing, naruto starts fillering in on other teams, and i made it through "naked hinata at night" for like 2-3 episodes, but then they had some weird extra-natural power like peacock or phenoix, and it made me look it up. i was in for dozens of episodes of filler instead of wrapping up and moving onto shippuden
What happens to Kiba if Akamaru dies
>>221008554Tayuya is an Uzumaki, right? Her hair is red and she has immense chakra, as stated by Shikamaru.
>>221006141Gay.
>>221022871Sakura makes him get a new dog.
Imagine the sex
>>221023345no, you can't make me, dog women are fowl
>>221023506Sup Ahmed
>>221023345Teeth marks everywhere.
>>221023506>no Air Force Konoha ninjas with pigeon companionskishimoto was a hack
>>221022932Ok, grannyfucker
My problem with Anime is it's all so serious and broody. Cartoons are supposed to be funny and light. Autistic people and HR professionals are the biggest anime fans because it's easier for them to associate emotions with cartoons than people.
>>221024908I like them more than western animation because western animation and comics are for the most part fuck ugly if we’re being honest. Rugrats and South Park are offensive to the eyes. And everyone who reads comics is a Linkara gigatistBut Naruto is funny and light hearted a lot of the time
>>221021489Konan is underrated
>>221023345she pegs him
>>221024908>My problem with Anime is it's all so serious and broodyno it isn't? that's a stupid thing to say. it's an entire medium with many different genres. just because you dont engage with it and when you ask people what animes to watch they give you imdbs top 10 most serious and epic and gritty anime for real adults doesn't mean all anime is like that
>>221024908>My problem with Anime is it's all so serious and broody.>Meanwhile in anime>The power of friendship and love overcomes all!!!!!!
>>221025978This. It's like saying all western animation is LGBT tumblr slop because SU and Adventure Time exist lolBut also that guy is mentally stuck in the 2000s where anime is still some niche shit. It's more popular than any other animated form with zoomers and normies these days
>>221019453"these lands were promised to us 3000 years ago, goyim"
>>221021672>>221021490>>221008487Shino got shafted because "creepy loner hiding in the shadows and playing with bugs" does not make for a compelling shonen hero. Naruto and Sasuke are tailor-made to appeal to the mindsets of 12 year old boys. Naruto is for the "nobody understands me so I act like a goof" kid, and Sasuke is the "I hate everybody and want them all to die" kid.
>>221027270Nah there's a reason he was the only guy from the Konoha 12 who was excluded from the Sasuke retrieval arc and that's because he is in fact busted. I mean FFS before that Choji was lame all around and his flashbacks and fight with the sound ninja made him more compelling. They could have done that for Shino
>>221027408Choji was the least popular character at the time so the intent was to try and improve his stock. Kishimoto tried the same thing with Sakura during the Kazekage Rescue saga in early Shippuden, and it didn't work. that's why she went from functionally the second protagonist to being a background character.
>>221027469Now tbf to Sakura the pacing during the Sasuke retrieval arc was so much better than the Sasori and Deidara fights. Imagine if Choji fought Jirobo for 18 episodes
>>221024219>Air force That was a Cloud Village thing. It's the only way to explain them living in the high mountains but still being able to rapidly communicate and deploy troops.
man post some hot pics of this chick you homos
>>221027675the anime notwithstanding. I'm speaking specifically about the manga, which is what Kishi had control of and where the character popularity polls were taken.
>>221027675The Sasori fight was interesting because it had layers of new shit we hadn't seen before, a fight with a villain that actually felt like a threat because we saw them ice Kankuro/Gaara, & had Sakura actually do something for the first time in the entirety of the show- Sasuke retrieval arc was boring as hell because it was 5 ninja mooks we knew were going to die vs all our characters who pretty much used the exact same shit we've already seen them use before.
>>221028239>Sasuke retrieval arc was boring as hell because it was 5 ninja mooks we knew were going to dieI mean it was way more than that because we got to learn so much more about characters like Choji, and Kiba, and Neji, and Shikamaru + seeing Rock Lee go off on Kimimaro with the drunken fist and then Gaara and the others coming to the rescue.
>>221008755@grok is this real?
>>221028296the Lee v Kimimaro fight is massively overrated. Kimimaro for the vast majority of it is just standing around wondering what the fuck Lee is doing whilst effortlessly dodging his attacks. as soon as he decides he's had enough of Lee's nonsense he immediately puts Lee against the ropes and if it weren't for Gaara, Lee would've died. and at any point Kimimaro could've ended the fight in three seconds by using the cursed seal, and he just happens to die shortly before he can really use it.
>>221021366Pedophilic not in the "cute/bratty loli" way, but in the "Filipino child prostitute" way.
>>221006141Anons it can't just be me right????Okay basically I can NOT jork it to Naruto, I simply can't, even tho tsunade, mei, that new sand village hokage in boruto forgot her name, etc... there's a ton of gals I get hard to easily in this series but I just can't jork it......Naruto feels too close to me you know?? I grew up with it basically I just CANT it feels to close to home, why am I like this? Any anons have a similar thing going on?
>>221029326>he never had an anime crushngmi tbqh familia
>>221011808Bobbeh... you look like a jackass
>>221028239>Sasuke rescue arc was badAbsolute shit taste, is one the most entertaining arcs in the whole series and one of the most beloved one for good reason. We got to see other side characters actually fighting and getting shit done, it was a fresh air of the clone jutsu, Rasengan/chidori spam we had till that point
>>221008440fuckin rekt kek
>>221029581>Rasengan/chidori spam we had till that pointAh yes, all that rasengan spam, Naruto using it a whole 2 times up to that point was SUCH overkill
GO BACK TO FUCKING /a/ SHITSKINSPICASSNIGGER
>>221008440pwned and btfo
where are my patrician anons
I only watched the first few couple of seasons and really liked that Rock Lee nigga, did they do him good later on??
>>221009017Why did they make Gaara a chink?
>>221009017>Neji
bitches and whores
Hinata peaked at 13 and I'm tired of pretending she didn't
>>221028239Sasori losing to Sakura and the granny was the most pathetic thing in Naruto. The literally killed the Third Kazekage on his own.
>>221029910>did they do him good later on??Nope. After the Timeskip, he's irrelevant. His sensei Might Gai steals Lee's thunder too in the final battle. It's Might Gai who uses the 7th and 8th Gates, not Lee. And it's Might Gai who fights and stalls the main villain before Naruto and Sasuke show up to save the day, not Lee. Lee instead becomes Krillin tier fodder that only exists to fight Nameless mooks, while the main characters fight the people who actually matter.
>>221030272>Sasori losing to Sakura and the granny was the most pathetic thing in Naruto.Not really? Chiyo, the granny you're talking about, was a kage tier shinobi and the strongest shinobi I Suna after Gaara. She also trained Sasori, so she knew his every move, and the way to counter his poisons and special techniques. And Sakura? People meme that she was useless, but they also forget the sparring match she'd just had with Kakashi, where Kishimoto implied her taijutsu was on par with Kakashi's, due to her training from Tsunade. You ALSO need to factor in that Sasori was actually throwing the fight. He wasn't actually going all out, and when Sakura and Chiyo got to his emotions, he gave up and let them kill him.
>>221008487There's a reason Kishi put an Aburame to be the muscle bodyguard for Danzo at the highest level of Root which is a highly covert organization nobody knows anything about.
>>221009249>tsunadepatrician choice
Sexy. The fact that she's insecure and permanently hides her looks behind jutsu is even hotter.
>>221030808Based
>>221030620Yes, I'll be imagining the smelle right now
>last surviving female member of Naruto's exterminated clan>anime/manga never acknowledges that and Naruto literally NEVER even speaks to herSimply epic.
>>221029716Irrelevant, what I tried to say is we got to see characters doing other jutsus and side characters getting spotlight. People usually shit on Shippuden precisely because it focus on Naruto and Sasuke way too much while other characters suffer from it
>>221030189yeah
>>221006141What happened since it ended? I remember Boruto shit happening did that end? Any actual new naruto content?
>>221030281To be fair Gai vs Madara was one of the highlights of the show (or manga since the studio did dirty with it) in an otherwise a very disliked arc. Most agree that it would have make for a better ending if Gai defeated Madara and die passing the torch to Lee. But then we got space aliens
>>221008594...from me
>>221031269>Irrelevant, what I tried to say is we got to see characters doing other jutsus and side characters getting spotlight.Spotlight? We got clip shows replaying all the scenes of each side character side by side as though it was meaningful (it wasn't) with virtually no new information given to us about the characters, except a scene of Choji getting nice advice from his dad & meeting Shika. Everything else was completely inconsequential- either recycled footage with no new information or the same tricks we saw characters already do with minor variance. The arc before just completely blows it out of the water by comparison- we got a new character that felt like she actually mattered, tons of new information about characters we liked besides, and a fight that felt like it was of actual consequence because it featured major player beating the shit out of each other.
>>221009017good design:>sasuke>tenten>temari (because she was perfect)the worst:>gaara>naruto (just fuck my shit up)
Washer shirt see-through?
>>221031980*Was her
>>221006141i was bullied for being a narutard, don't remind me this shit
>>221032473even trump is a narutard nowadays ur safe
>>221031980clearly
>>221021893Sometimes they go too hard on the flashbacks and sometimes they only use them when neccesary, the difference between the danzo fight and before when sakura and naruto are having sasuke flash backs and right after when sakura shows up and they keep flashing back and then Naruto shows up and they flashback to EVEN THE THINGS SAKURA WAS FLASHING BACK TO was fucking insane, dragged down what started as a really cool arc.
>>221031114She doesn't know Naruto is Uzumaki because he is blonde. The same thing happened with Pain who thinks Naruto is close to him because they were both trained by Jiraiya but in reality they're also family
>>221033132How would she ignore his name being Uzumaki and him constantly screaming it?
>>221033367Who cares about her, how does Naruto never once question the fact that he's an orphan with seemingly no relatives and no past that he knows of with a last name.Does he just assume there's no Uzumaki's at all?Why would he even know his last name in the first place if his past is supposed to be a secret and that could clue him into who the Uzumaki's were and his past?
>>221033510who raised him for the first few years of his life when he was a drooling toddler incapable of using a toilet by himself?
>>221033748tv. classic 90s kid.
>>221033748Ramen store oyaji or anbu black ops took turns secretly taking care of him like that episode of futurama where Leela's parents were there the whole time taking care of her in secret.
>>221033510Hiruzen could have told him that, though him being so ignorant he doesn’t even know there was an Uzumaki clan seems just as likely >>221033748I think it was Hiruzen’s other child, whoever fathered or gave birth to Konohamaru. The timelines would roughly add up.
>>221031980No, It was poorly drawn mesh armor. There are a few parts early in the series where you see other ninjas wear it under their iconic attire. The whole point of her design is she's so laid back she just lazily slaps an open jacket over her mesh armor.
>>221006141>I don’t watch Chinese cartoons or jerk off to drawings
