Man, I've never liked this guy and yet now I feel bad for him
>>221006311Would you want your kid to look like Fred Armisen?
>>221006311He seems like a creepy degenerate.
>>221006311She didn’t give birth to that child either. She ordered a donor baby from a surrogate and then she happened to start dating Fred while the surrogate was pregnant.
>>221006311She had the baby via a surrogate. Because she was in her mid-40s at the time. They also didn’t even start to date until after the pregnancy had started. So fucking duh he isn’t the father.
>Fred ArmisenWhat race is he?
>>221006311Why would you ever admit this? Just to humiliate the guy?
>>221006311He's probably into it.
>>221006311Armisen is like the biggest mutt in HollywoodHe's like every ethnicity in the world. White, spic, asianI'm mean this just proves white women are racist
>>221006393women aren't above petty cruelties like that
THE RAPED
>>221006386
Does he know?
>>221006386I think he’s part Filipino? His dad porked some Asian
>>221006386when Fred Armisen fills out the census he just writes "yes"
>>221006311He was funny in Barry.
>>221006422He does now!
>>221006311>no sourcenot surprising
>>221006393>she revealed it on the Adam Carolla Podcasto i am laffin
>>221006417>Vin Diesel opening his 23andMe results.gif
>>221006393what would be the alternative? Not exposing this obvious thing and then have retarded tabloid "journalists" break the news so these guys have to spend time "defending" themselves? Or say no one notices for some reason, until the kid grows and is famous by his own and then the news explode and he feels bad and sudokus himself.
>>221006386hint: beatles song
>>221006386Armisen's mother was Venezuelan, born in San Fernando de Apure, while his father was born in Soltau, Germany, to a German mother and Korean father.>Armisen's paternal grandmother briefly dated an Iranian man after becoming pregnant with his father and gave his father a Persian given name, Fereydun, though he had no Persian heritage himself.
>>221006393The baby was born via surrogate. Are you so low IQ you still think storks brings the baby home?
>>221006311>the woman who wrote and sang "Fuck Me In The Ass For Jesus" is a degenerate irl
but what if he secretly is?
>>221006490Surrogate can still use the fathers sperm and mother's egg...
>>221006514And what, you think she and the doctor would have lied to him about whose sperm was used? Jesus Christ, think for a second what stupid shit comes out of your mouth
>>221006311She looks like the clown of IT when he's hiding as someone else.
It was an obvious truth twisted into a scandalous revelation for clicks. You dummies fell for it! Bunch of marks around here!
>>221006496>IVF is “degenerate” nowThis is the state of right wingers today
>>221006488The fuck is wrong with german foids
>>221006565germany is an occupied nation
THIS KID IS OVER
>>221006543I was wondering why I've beat off to her so many times and that explains it
>>221006565>anon is so racist he’s seething about a woman in Germany having a child with a Korean dude 60 years ago
>>221006564NTA but IVF is degenerate, it allows barren foids to push out frankenfetuses
Looking on the bright side, maybe the father was white
>>221006311Her being allowed to get away with this is the reason the world is beyond fixing
>>221006610>REEEEEEEEE WHITE PEOPLE AREN’T HAVING ENOUGH CHILDREN >REEEEEEEEEE NO YOU SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE WHITE CHILDREN LIKE THAT!!! ONLY BARELY LEGAL YOUNGER WHITE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE CHILDREN!!!Chuds really are mentally ill hypocrites
>>221006643Get away with what, cucking a burgermutt and having a white baby?
>>221006657uh-oh… you crossed a line there.
>>221006657>ONLY BARELY LEGAL YOUNGER WHITE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE CHILDREN!!! This but unironically, also white people shouldn't have to depend on foids to make white babies, it's time for artificial wombs and harvesting white foid eggs, in the meantime seeding and bleaching MENA and Pajeeta whores en masse
This was widely known to everyone especially him>>221006657Not to say IVF is wrong but it does hugely raise the chance of the baby being fucked up
>>221006692How is it cucking when the baby was in utero when they began dating?
>>221006728>he wants to fuck IndiansCringe
>>221006586I'm sure your half negroid baby looks just like his grandpa, white anonette
>>221006386One race, the human race. Also some sort of mutt.
>>221006747What's the word for "making a beta step up as a stepdad"?
>>221006386J
Good on armisen for getting with her, I loved her since her duo band with micucci. Weird that it was a scandalous rumor that he was a rampant womanizer. The guy from Portlandia is pulling girls.
>>221006728>This but unironically, also white people shouldn't have to depend on foids to make white babies, it's time for artificial wombs and harvesting white foid eggs, in the meantime seeding and bleaching MENA and Pajeeta whores en masse
>>221006739No it doesn’t really.
>>221006311Every detail I learn about Lindhome makes her less attractive.
>surrogate mother >She did that creepy thing where she takes a fake hospital photo with her cuddling the baby shirtlessI thought only fags were into that.I'm 35 weeks along that now, it's really not that hard or bad to make one of these things, absolutely bizarre that everyone in Hollywood is flatout refusing and has for a couple of decades.I honestly think that's why zoomer actors are so shitty, none of them are the progeny of decent performers.
>>221006728>Half jeetsThat's just making a fresh batch of gypsy, and nobody wants more gypsies
>>221006785How was he made to do anything? He doesn’t have agency to decide whether or not he wants to date and marry a woman who’s got a baby on the way? He was forced to become a dad a gun point? He is such a weak shit that he can’t love a child he is going to raise with his wife? Incels really are pathetic bunch
>>221006859>How was he made to do anything? He doesn’t have agency to decide whether or not he wants to date and marry a woman who’s got a baby on the way? He was forced to become a dad a gun point? He is such a weak shit that he can’t love a child he is going to raise with his wife? Incels really are pathetic bunch
>>221006907shopped btw
>>221006907Yes, you are pathetic when you’re crying about a man being a loving dad.
>>221006541anon... he means why would you admit to the world, not the father
>>221006586>briefly dated an Iranian man after becoming pregnant with his father>after becoming pregnantand gave his father a Persian given name, Fereydun, though he had no Persian heritage himself.>no Persian heritagethis isnt race mixing its race katamari
>husbandher surrogate was pregnant before she started dating fred, but they were already married when the baby was born? how long did they date. why the hurry to marry if they can't have kids.
>>221006907Didn't this couple do it as a joke but the internet ripped them a new one? It was soo long ago
>>221006907that's his wife? Holy shit! Thought it was his daughter.white men age like shit
>>221006965Admit what? That he married someone who was already having a child before they started dating? It’s insane how sad you people are
>>221006484Everyone Together Now?
>>221006484He's a walrus?
>>221007061maybe it's her dad
>>221007074>actually, he's not the father he's just the cuckit is sad indeed
>>221007102goo goo g'jew
>>221006739>Not to say IVF is wrong but it does hugely raise the chance of the baby being fucked upit's been over a decade. You can stop this retarded larp
>>221007142>He’s a cuck because because because…. HE JUST IS OKAY
>>221007417>raising another man's childthat is the definition of cuck
>>221007480>that is the definition of cuckwhere
>>221006311He may not be the biological father but hes the MAN who stepped up, unlike the little BOY who had his fun and left like a little bitch who will never be the real dad
>>221007492everywhere? the word comes from the cuckoo bird. it caught on in 4chan to make fun of people raising other's kids. though nowadays it is used for that, people who let other's fuck their partner, funko pop collectors, and just about everything
>>221006436Nope. His father is German and his mother is Venezuelan.
>>221006657you can want there to be more white children without us resorting to a technological dystopialike you can clone more white people for example, but cloning is a moral abomination and should not happen
>>221007102shut the fuck up donny
>>221006386>Right to Jail
>>221006311That doesn't mean anything. It's still his kid.
>>221007544>people who want to have children but for various reasons can’t now have the ability to have a child>OMG we are living in a dystopia!!
>>221006805>
>>221006311Frozen Norm sperm, hopefully.
>>221007944imagine that 60 year old spinster women could suddenly have children after being whores or incels for lifeyou dont want those people reproducingif you girlboss to your 40s and suddenly realize that having kids is important, thats on you
>>221007720Criminally underrated.
>>221006311
>>221006311Raising another man's son? Right to jail.
>>221007720
>>221006311Slut's gonna slut.
>>221007944People are so poisoned that we're being hit with a wave of mass infertility that requires a vassal class of wombs for hire to service upper middle class and rich women, flooding the medical and the debt (in the case of middle class ivf users)industries with cash. These poor kids spend the first nine months of existence bonding with the smells, habits, and noises of a woman they'll never see again- my four and two year old are still soothed by songs that they responded to with movement at 20ish weeks gestation.
>>221006311If anyone should raise a child that's not their own it's Fred fucking Armisen
>>221006311Devon?.......OOOOOWAADDERYUUDOINGHEER?!?!
>>221006728>white people shouldn't have to depend on foids to make white babies, it's time for artificial wombs and harvesting white foid eggs, in the meantime seeding and bleaching MENA and Pajeeta whores en masseThe absolute state of zoomer "men"
He aint the step dad hes the dad that stepped up be better /tv but you'll never reproduce
>>221009065>if you girlboss to your 40s and suddenly realize that having kids is important, thats on youIf an economic system pushes most educated middle class people to put off children until middle age, it needs to be replaced. Citizens tolerating the current regime is like paying a janitor who doesn't bother to sweep the floors and hiring a mechanic who can't change your oil. Capitalism is behind white genocide since it wants more citzens, cheaper workers, and higher quarterly profits at any cost and doesn't give two shits about stuff like ancestry, art, and culture. There's no form of "redpilled" capitalism, it's all smoke and mirrors. EG you'll see Elon do shit like posting racial crime statistics but then demanding more Pajeet serfs from the government.
>>221011582kek go look up any given Soviet Republic's fertility rate from 1920 to 1991
>>221006488...Ubiquitous air travel was a huge mistake.People need to stay where they are. Long distance travel needs to become a lot more dangerous.
>>221011884Yeah, so fuck off back to the bumfuck flyover state you came from
>>221009065Or maybe you just didn’t find a man who was willing to have a child. Let’s not pretend most men in their 20s and 30s don’t like the idea of having children. It’s very common for men to say they want to get rid of it even of a woman gets pregnant. It’s very convenient for incels to blame women of being whores when you yourself are such a loser you can’t even get a woman to date you, let alone want to have your child
>>221009115this should've been the fp
>>221011884This but with internet access. That's how we get retards like (You) posting their bullshit without restraint.
>>221011406>you'll never reproduceneither will Fred Armisen lel
>>221006311He's STD-riddled so best not to pass that onto the kid.
Why is there one person in here defending him so hard? I genuinely want to know what about this situation resonates with you and makes you behave this way. Is your dad a cuck too?
>>221006455> laffinMate mate you need a loicense for that.
>>221006614I like the cut of your jib
>>221006393Afterwards she said mi scusi
>>221006812You didn't feel that way the first time you saw her face?
>>221006386Amerimutt
>>221006311I..Is it Louis's?
>>221013806He raped the other one, the little gremlin
>>221006311Are we supposed to know who either of them are
That jew is gonna rape that kid
>>221006488>played Obama on SNL>is 0% black irlwtf how'd he get away with it
>>221006386American goblino
>>221013872He raped Fred?
>>221006361He did a Netflix special that may have been the worst stand up I've ever seen. Great cartoon voice actor, shitty comedian.
>>221008147Ok Cumskin
The dream of the Jews is alive in Muttland
>>221006386he's like part asian>>221014052thirdie
>>221013804thirdie post
>>221014541it's alive in yurop more
