How was he still kind of chunky after like two years of walking from dawn to dusk and living off rations and whatever they could hunt and forage
Too many PO-TAY-TOES
>>221006573second breakfast
>>221006573Built different, he turned all his fat into bulk and he's got big strong hobbit bones almost Dwarf Like and a steadily increasing hobbit hog for babymaking his girl when he gets back.
>>221006639potatoe potatoe popotatoe potatoe po
>>221006573the elven breadhope that helps!
his grand dad was a dwarf, probably
>>221006573He ate Smeagol
>>221006639This bro, all those carbs and starches? Consistently?
>>221006573He was the cook during the journey. Cooks get to "taste" the food first before serving it.
>>221006573He's big-boned.
>>221007049for Frodo
>>221006573They were only walking around for like 3 months, they also chilled in Rivendell for a few months
>>221006573Like 8 months of it was spent in Rivendell getting fat, then 6 months in Lothlorien glutting on lembas
>>221006573the elfs spoiled him
>>221009282>>221008045the fuck, wasnt the end of the fucking middle earth like a slight pressing concern
>>221009456Gandalf disappeared for a few years figuring out the ring
he was metabolically disprivileged so his body's fat cells refused to relinquish lipids over muscle wasting
he's a hobbitwhy do you expect him to have a human metabolism?
>>221009522>yo, that guy thats really important for like, middle earth not falling to the goblin horde and all of us fucking dying disappeared>yeah lets get wasted and eat meat
Why didn't they eat the Eagles for protein? Bread is just carbs.
>>221009456It wasn't a quick collapse but like a decade of the world just getting more shit. The books explain it better and only a few people even know who Sauron is
>>221006573metabolism
>>221009575fine, ill have a.i summarize it in audio and listen to it at 3x speed and marathon it
>>221009282>mfw there's only about a month between the Breaking of the Fellowship and the ring being destroyedThese guys were efficient when they could get themselves to stop feasting and singing and partying
>>221009555Hell yeah meat and booze is good. Checked
>>221006573Hes 3 feet tall, he doesnt use up a lot of calories. And the lembas bread has enough calories to fill up a grown man for a full day
>>221009590kek
he was sneaking lembas bread all the time. did you even watch the movies?
>>221009282Actually 2 months in Rivendell, and 1 month in Lothlorien.
>>221006573>Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey, we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight. We were home.itt speedwatchers
The hackson movies are lotr as capeshit for retards. Just turn your brain off, it's required to enjoy them.
>>221010610More people would probably enjoy the books if Fellowship didn't have so much filler.
>>221010785Tom Bombadil was kino though
>>221006573>rose cotton dancing with flowers in her hair and the tits outhe had a solid memory to recall
>>221011399one of the most egregious "no homo" moments in all of cinema
>>221010785That's not filler. It's an adventure.
>>221006713Which explains why pippin and merry did not starve for days as they ate alot of it before leaving lothlorien
>>221011870Some adventure. People sitting around singing and "merry making" or descriptions of nature.The worst part of the nature descriptions is, they're all totally irrelevant. None of it ever features into anything that's happening in any scene. In fact, he basically never describes any part of the environment that the story takes place in, beyond said disconnected nature descriptions. Or if you're lucky, you'll be told that there's a giant unmissable landmark like a river, or a bridge (of indeterminable size), but that's it. I think in the Moria fight you get told that there are two doors, because them having to run out of one of them is relevant. That's maybe the only consequential environmental description in the entire book of something that isn't "a river" or "a forest" or something equally vague and gigantic.But he'll go on for pages about how the flowers look and the colour of the bark on the trees and the sunlight peeking through the leaves. In fact, he'll even do this during action scenes, like the flight out of Moria, Legolas will interrupt the flight to opine at length on the beauty of the forests (none of which is ever relevant and directly contradicts the urgency of the narrative).
>>221010530oh yeah
