you have 30 minutes until they hit, wat do
>>221006912Masturbate to black bbw porn until my dick falls off.
>>221006912Take a nap
>>221006912Rape
Fuck it, the dr manhattan thread died and I had a reply typed out>>221003963>>221003963>the lasting 1% would still wipe out the planet.Untrue and wildly exaggerated, as far as I understand. I think you could blow the entire global nuclear arsenal in one location, and other regions of Earth would be mostly okay and livable; initial impact aside
Honestly and realistically? Go to 4chan to check what's happening. Probably even post a "nothing ever happens/two more weeks" shitpost and that's it.Basically solve Captchas during my last breath
>>221006912It absolutely will be Muslim, anti white England or France that uses them first not Christian led Russia.
Nukes are fake and gay, so that will literally never happen.
>>221006912>you have 30 minutes until they hitwhere do they hit?
>>221006912Been running all my life, I'll just sit this one out. Lay down with my Jack Daniels and enjoy the last few minutes.
>>221006912Nobody would even bother nuking anywhere close to me. feelsgoodman
>>221006912fuck your mom and watch the first 28 minutes of robocop.
>>221007011I'm underselling how catastrophic it would be though. Modern human society and logistics and networks might come to an end and it might be hard times for decades. But destroying the planet or wiping out all life or driving humans to exrinction? I think would be unlikely
>>221006931Same but white bbw porn, no tissues.
>>221007052That's just because Russian missiles don't have any fuel.
>>221006912Are we talking about fission bombs or fusion bombs? Because with fission bombs, I would throw an autistic tantrum over the fact that I have to die from nukes and they're not even in the (visually pleasing) megaton range.
>>221007182the real blackpill is that it's mostly developed societies that would be crushed by nuclear war.the vast majority of nukes would drop on the northern hemisphere and destroy those cities.aint nobody gonna nuke paraguay, nigeria or new guinea. these places will be fineits also those modern societies that are most vulnerable to the interconnected webs of supplies, communication, order and trade, without them they fall apart.and even if you buy into the whole nuclear winter thing (which is dubious at best) this also especially effects the northern hemisphere with barely any effect at the equator or south.a nuclear war would amount to 800 million dead white people and browns inheriting the earth.humanity will recover after a few decades, but it will also do a massive amount of "spiritual" damage to modern societies. "you caused this in your hubris!" will be the rallying cry of future societies, backwards and anti-technology luddites being in charge
>>221006912Pray to God and ask for forgiveness. A full Rosary takes less than 30 minutes.
>>221006912Realistically? I would go hug my mom
>>221007369I'd go hug her too. What's she look like?
>>221007310>these places will be finelol without american gibs africa is literally going to end up in the stone age
>>221006912Well it takes me 20 minutes to get to my fiance's job. So I guess I got to drive over there kissing passionately and then fuck her in front of a bunch of retards>>221007045Solid never change based Anon
>>221006912thug one out to my faves
>>221006912Laugh because I don't live in Murrica or China or a large city.
Australia and New Zealand emerge as the new global superpowers
>>221007997It's our time
>>221006912wank (verification not required)
>>221006912Fuck my sister?Thats what that one Hawaii anon did during a nuclear false alarm.
>>221007310Africa better get nuked, also India. if those roach nests don't get nuked wtf is the point
>>221007052Israel is the only country that has a large nuclear arsenal without officially declaring it or participating in any treaties concerning them etc, and which has a policy of We will use them and "bring down the pillars of human civilization" if we are losing a war
>>221007112If they weren't, then why name it Enola GAY?
>>221007176>Nobody would even bother nuking anywhere close to me. feelsgoodmanFor me, it's the opposite. If war were declared, I'd be toast before the sirens even went off.
>>221007997Kek, your government is too busy harassing their own subjects.
>>221009964In the event of a global breakdown of law and order, chuds are going to swarm NZ because they know that's where all the richfag bunkers are.
>>221009854Lots of high priority sites not listed on that pic>I'd be toast before the sirens even went off.There won't be any sirens or EAS notification. It would only panic everyone. No one in a target area would have time to get out once it happens since everyone would be trying to do the same. Pointless.The people that do matter will be quietly told to leave if the situation starts heating up and a war seems unavoidable, but none of us are in that group.
>>221010013And how are they getting there?
>>221010034Yes anon, we've all seen Miracle Mile (1988).
>>221010041>And how are they getting there?
>>221010013Any global breakdown of authoritarian rule that threatens the elites they'll just spray man-made viruses on the population and exterminate them all. Israel has been working on ethnicity targeted viruses since the technology became available.
>>221010116Unless they're warships they're not making it there.
>>221006912Probably fill the bathtub, sink, and as many containers as I can with water before it turns off. Then die, I guess.
>>221010116What would New Zealand do if three weeks after the nukes were done popping several American aircraft carriers and their support fleets showed up off the coast and announced there's a new boss in town?
>>221010543Cormac McCarthy is a miserable retard. Don't listen to anything he says.
Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit cardAnd take the car and do circles in the parking lotScream at the top of our lungs like "La la la"
>>221010549The USN would respect NZ's ban on nuclear powered vessels entering its waters
>>221010678Of course, they wouldn't want to incur the wrath of your mighty lesbian sailors.
45 replies to this thread and I'm the first to say >Kiss my wife>Hold my childrenmfw
>>221011401>make my wife and children eat all the eggs
>>221007997Godspeed
>>221006912Go about my business as usualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgSJ-FnGEnY
>>221008194This but unironically
>>221006912I probably wouldn't know, as I don't really stay up to date with what's happening
>>221006912I have enough supplies for more than 2 weeks, plenty enough to survive the hard period. Also got some hazmat suits and masks because I spray pesticides regularly. And while I'm relatively close to a target, there's a mountain half between us and I think it could stop the majority of the blast. After 2 weeks are up I'd need to go out though.
Am I the only one in this thread who understands that nukes aren't real?
>>221006912Those two movies were fucking terrible. Why are they weirdly comfy?
I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen for them, and that's what no one will do.
>>221013295You never go outside, nothing is real to you.
>>221006912Stop them.
>>221013419Most accurate map of the Russians plans Midwest hit with dirty bombs to kill off crops and break country in half Coast hit with tactical nukes to keep ports and coast usable It comes from war day the book. The senate, prez even Russians at the time were like “how do you know this, that’s the actual plan” the writers were investigated for a couple months If a nuclear war breaks out between Russia or china and America this is the plan. Darker colors means you can’t live there for a decade.
>>221013419Damn yoopers getting away with everything
>>221013488Show proof of nukes. I'm wait...
>>221007129Strategically important locations. Since im within 30 minute distance of Bell helicopters, lockheed martin, major airports etc I'd be fucked no matter what direction I went. If you're in the middle od nowhere you might be ok
>>221006912WHEN MOVEMENT ENDS DIGGING BEGINS
>>221006912Lol even the slowest nuke will kill you in 7 minutes.The Golden Dome will handle it.
>>221006912watch pine barrens (last 30 minutes)
>>221006912>you have 30 minutes until they hit, wat do
>>221006970>RapeThis and I know who too.
Hug my dog
>>221013657They're not going to waste missiles and nuclear material on dirty bombs, leaving the US missile arsenal unscathed and capable of striking back. They're taking out missile silos out there with actual atomic weapons. Kind of a strategic misstep to put them in the grain belt.
>>221006912Head for the ocean, I'm close by, and when the bomb gets ready to drop I'll just dive under the water. Afterward just grab a boat that hasn't been destroyed or tipped over and head out to Mexico.
>>221007310>aint nobody gonna nuke paraguay, nigeria or new guinea. these places will be fineBro you do know what air is right?Radiation?Fallout?
I smile because I'm finally free
>>221007283Lmao
>>221009674This^ some nuke technician better have some 500 spicy burritos pointed at those shitholes or else fuck this gay earth
>>221013657>>221013419What are the odds the us moved their nukes to a new location? Since everyone knows about the silos?
>>2210141200%We know that they know where they are and they have since they were built in the 60s. It wasn't ever a secret. Our strategy is we'd detect their launch and launch ours before they could take them out and, failing that, we still have the subs and bombers that got scattered to more remote airfields during the escalation.
>>221007997The US houses nukes in your countries so you'll be nuked too just to let you know
>>221007982If you live in Continental Europe or parts of Central Asia, your country most likely has some of the United States nuclear arsenal stored so you will also be nuked
>>221014245Do Russia's missiles even work?
Do nothing and embrace the end.
>>221014215We do not.
>>221006912BAKE BREAD ON /TV/ ASKING WAT DO
>>221006912Make my peace with the one true god (Allah praised be His name)
>>221013419I live in Orlando and I'm always amused that since the naval based closed over a decade ago Disney World is considered a nuclear target.
>>221014439Isn't there still a big Lockheed plant there? The real targets would be military/MIC and other large industrial facilities+power plants, and then the urban population, if the war escalated to that point.
>>221014283Do you want to gamble that they don't?
>>221014827They are too cowardly for us to ever find out.
>>221007401
>>221006912I wouldn't say a single word
RAEP
>>221006912>go to local church>beg God for forgiveness>close eyes and accept my fate
>>221014185Ok then what are the odds the us invented a new super weapon that’s completely alien to us because this time they kept it a secret? Like those ufos that fly around the ocean? Those could be drones that ram at targets at high speed
30 minutes is enough to escape any size nuke
>>221006912There's an old fallout shelter near here that I suppose I could run to. It's probably filled with concrete today, though. I could also look for underground places in which homeless people might be hiding as there are plenty of underground places in Los Angeles apparently. I could also try hiding in parking garages.
>>221007045kek
>>221013657>break the country's back by targeting farms, mankek, all this gay bullshit you wrote and according to your map (apparently a more reliable source on the subject than you) they have just targeted our 3 ICBM fields in the midwest
>>221011401This is what I would do. I live in NYC and I assume I'm getting glasses and there's no way out. I would go down to the park with my wife and daughter and drink my best wine.
>>221015149Having a super weapon for deterrence doesn't make sense if you keep it a secret. Have you seen Dr Strangelove
>>221006912Stop them
>>221015462Let the enemy keep pouring resources into their now-obsolete weapons for generations instead of developing technology that can counter it
>>221006912Nothing because i dont live in a city
>>221015583Cities won't be first strike targets
>>221015462Yes it does that way you can surprise attack the enemy since they don’t have the technology to detect your new weapons
>>221015633>Bombs specifically made to cause mass casualties wont hit cities first
>>221015167What are you going to do about food when you survive the blast?
>>221006912What the firework from the safety of my room, semper fidelis mother fuckers.
>>221014827Yes.
>>221009674If nukes start flying Pakistan and India will absolutely nuke the fuck out of each other. Only question is who launches first.
>>221015683The highest priority targets will be the weapons and facilities that can be used to retaliate (counterforce targets): missile silos, military bases, naval ports, and the like. After that comes resources that can be used to supply the military and slow the recovery in the long term: weapons making plants, chemical plants, steel mills, and power plants. Of course, cities are near a number of these so there's going to be some collateral damage.Cities are low priority targets (countervalue targets) because as soon as you start taking those out, the enemy will respond in kind. And even our psychotic leaders realize it's pointless for them to survive if there's no one left to rebuild and most of the knowledge and human capital in a nation has been wiped out.
>>221007283OP's pic is from The Day After, which depicts a full US-Soviet nuclear exchange in the 1980s. Definitely fusion bombs.
>>221006912Bend that xanny-munching whore up the road over and forcibly sniff her assholeShe's free to go after that. I'm a sniffer, not a raper.
>>221015905What whore? If she's visible in that pic and outside her car at that moment, then she's dead and there is nothing to bend over
>>221015684Become a looter, I suppose. That's what everyone was doing during the Rodney King riots.
Watched The Day After a couple weeks ago and it was WAYYY better than Threads
>>221015683Cities are resource hogs, cut them off from resupply and they'll collapse on their own. No need to strike them. The subsequent looting and murder for limited supplies will do far more damage
>>221007011>would be mostly okay and livable; initial impact asideHow many cubic miles of radioactive fallout have you blasted into the upper atmosphere?
Take a few practice swings.
>>221016632less than a decent volcano and everybody pretends those are spiritually cleansing reddit sunsetsthe real problem isn't glowing dust magic, it's every supply chain on earth turning into a pumpkin in 72 hours and the average american realizing doordash isn't coming back. fallout is just the seasoning on the cannibalism steak
>>221006912Make a countdown thread on 4chan.
>>221016720>glowing dust magicIts not magic anon, alpha emitters inside your body isn't a good thing. And even if you don't get enough in your body to turn your thyroid into a tumor, you're still fucked because of trophic layers and how heavy metals that can't be metabolized concentrate the higher up the food chain you go.
>>221016720>less than a decent volcanoAh yes, volcanos. The largest natural source of plutonium in the universe.
>>221016780>>221016794>t. fell for the propaganda
>>221016935if you pretend to be retarded for long enough then you're not really pretending anymore
>>221017014Non-argument.
Nuclear war concerns me less IRL than a handful of the world's most powerful people asking million-dollar analysts how many people will die in a conflict and pushing it through regardless because it makes sense from a cost-benefit perspective, then suddenly the Internet is flooded with edgy clips of poor and struggling people killing each other with retrofitted Chinese plastic toys. Give peace a chance, people.
>>221017114Are there any movies where this is the scenario for a doomsday event?
>>221013719low background steel retard
>>221016552ain’t gonna be looting much more than radioactive ash in la
>>221006912For me its the Ivy tests
>>221007045
>>221006912Play some pool. Read a book.
Murder someone, rape some bitch and try heroin.
>>221018363>the only thing stopping anon from doing morally repugnant things is perceived consequences
Why even bother with nukes when just a cold can bring the entire supply chain and subsequently the entire world to its knees
>>221018163I accept your concession
>>221018363>rape some bitch and try heroinBoth pretty overrated
>>221018240There's always canned food. I doubt the nukes would be able to get to all the canned food.
Go outside and try to stand as close as I can to ground zero.Finally, I can go out with a bang.
>>221006912Finish my beer and pray for the innocent and possibly the guilty.
>>221018508>murder someonethat person is going to die anyways in a few minutes>rape someonethat person is going to die anyways in a few minutes>doing heroinnothing inherently immoral about this
>>221007310The red pill here is realizing that none white countries only exist in there current state because of the ripple effects of white countries. If white countries cease to exist the non whites starve.
>>221009854Tfw I live right by MacDill afb
>>221010561Corncob is dead, anon.
>>221007052>Christian led Russia.Russia is being islamized faster than any other country on earth.
>>221013419Dang that one dot in upstate New york would probably kill me in Quebec
>>221013719Here's a good documentary with a hundred different clips of them going off.
>>221019747Au revoir mon ami
>>221006912i'm gonna climb in the fridge
>>221019747>one dotReminder high profile targets aren't left to chance so coastal cities aren't getting hit once but slammed with nukes
>>221019830>duh zgreen zed nuooz r reelFucking moron
>>221020407>>221013719>>221013295If they're not real, why do various countries behave toward each other as if there is indeed a nuclear deterrent in place?
>>221020657Out of respect.
>>221019881Cities will go last, but an exchange probably won't get to that point once both sides realize the terrible destruction they now have to deal with after the first salvo
text my family group chat and then play kirby air riders :) :) :)
>>221006912I would listen to what they have to say.
>>221020797The desires and incentives to take over and balkanize Russia and claim its resources would far outweigh any alleged respect its adversaries have for it.
>>221007310>backwards and anti-technology luddites being in chargeUltra Retard take. If being backwards means your civilization is protected from annihilation then you did something right. We’ve opened doors that were never meant to be opened and we did so believing we were more intelligent than what we were. Death by dunning krueger.
>>221007310I hope one day every faggot throwing around the term "luddite" gets Grug's stone dagger stuck his chest and split from neck to groin.Kill yourself, you complete and utter waste of life.
>>221006912SEX with the nearest vagina
>>221020657Because like you, they're retarded who think they're real and it's just a stalemate for mutual self destructive. But you said you have proof. Still waiting...
>>221021097I'm not any of the same anons you replied to before. If Russian nukes weren't real, Western intelligence would know they're not real and they lack the real deterrent. And vice versa
>>221021484Fucking retard
>>221006912Get in my car, drive as far as I can, probably hit traffic and then haul ass on foot. I could probably get 8 miles or so away, far enough away from the fireball and shockwave. And then I’d just keep moving
>>221021507Not an argument. btw actual retardation is when someone else builds and tests and verifies a nuclear weapon, and you think merely calling them a retard is enough to negate all of that and make them wrong
>>221021552That's right. It's a statement acknowledging you're a dunce moron. I'm not going to spoon feed you. Sorry retard
>>221021552>I build and test nukes what???
>>221021587Interesting way of saying you've lost, you are wrong, and there's no way out of the corner you've backed yourself into. But I'll take it
>>221021608Sorry you're so upset, faggot.
>>221021608Still provides ZERO (count it) proof. I accept your concession, defeat and surrender.
watch 3 episodes of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell
The "nukes are fake" shit is just bullshit planted by ZOG for the same purpose of crap like flat Earth.If nukes weren't real, it would make the elites shit themselves in autistic rage when an outsider nation tries to get them. They secure the sovereignty of smaller weaker nations, and that alone proves their existence.
>>221021618see >>221021608
>>221021671>>221021618
>>221021682see >>221021660
>>221021690>>221021618
>>221010122>Israel has been working on ethnicity targeted viruses since the technology became availableYou're joking but there is, in fact, only one modern country where there is documented evidence of the desire to make ethnically targeted viruses and it's not Israel. It's China. It was genuinely listed in one their weird, commie manifesto plans that they released a few years back. Luckily, if they do make anything targeting Euros (I think, for now, they're only trying to cleanse the Uyghurs) , it will have almost certainly been derived of IP from the US or Europe which means it can be Uno reversed for a MAD scenario.
>>221021660Still can't provide proof huh?
>>221010549>What would New Zealand doProbably haka and make scary faces.
>>221021690Why are you trans?
>>221021708The US president is currently having nightly female-brained meltdowns on social media from all the rage he's feeling because he attacked Iran over their nuclear situation.North Korea is currently untouchable and nobody even looks at them anymore because they achieved nuclear weapons.The proof is in the geopolitical situation of the world right now. Ukraine? Gave up its nukes for a protection deal. Now it's been invaded for four years and at risk of entirely losing its sovereignty. That's the proof, you absolutely wellpoisoning small-hatted faggot.
>>221021755>The US president is currently having nightly female-brained meltdowns on social media from all the rage he's feeling because he attacked Iran over their nuclear situation.>North Korea is currently untouchable and nobody even looks at them anymore because they achieved nuclear weapons.>>The proof is in the geopolitical situation of the world right now. Ukraine? Gave up its nukes for a protection deal. Now it's been invaded for four years and at risk of entirely losing its sovereignty. That's the proof, you absolutely wellpoisoning small-hatted faggot.
>>221021755Jfc another braindead faggot. How do I unsubscribe from your blog retard. Still 0 proof
>>221021769lmao
>>221021741Where is your proof of that, faggot?
>>221021811How's that proof coming along moron? Still waiting...
>>221021755>nobody even looks at them anymore because they achieved nuclear weapons.No, it's because they're unpredictable. They don't play the political game like every other nation.
I guess the real question that always plagues me isAre these flat earther tier retards ACTUALLY this fucking stupid and schizophrenic?Or are they simply that desperate for negative attention?
>>221021853You are mentally retarded
>>221021837Here's a form of proof for you. When nuclear tests are conducted, they are detected and measured not just by governments and militaries but by anyone on earth with the right seismic monitoring equipment. Whatever is being detected, if they are not nukes, they are something artificial and powerful enough that they might as well be nukes
>>221007052why would Russia ever initiate a nuclear war when 90% of its population is located in one city?
>>221021853Without nukes, unpredictability gets you fuck all. Look at Iran.Trump's squeamish with the war stuff, no matter how big he talks. But we could flatten them and regime change it if he wanted to commit. Being an extreme belligerent is meaningless when you can ultimately be fucked. North Korea is not extremely belligerent and has a weapon that can spark larger issues, a nuke, and that is why they are now 100% safe from foreign military action.
>>221006912Im going to McDonalds and getting a Big Mac with fries and a Dr Pepper
>>221006912Go to my apartment's pool. Hear me out.I'm probably far enough from the nearest major city that I'd be fine, but I'd want to stay out of buildings in case of fires or collapse.Being in a pool will put me a little bit underground and the water might help protect from radiation or projectiles.It's not much, but it's the best I've got.
>>221022045and no pickles
>>221021963LMFAO what a fucking retard
>>221021963You can't be this fucking stupid
>>221021963>It might not be nukes, but it might as well be>nukes may not exist, but they might as well existStill no proof, I see.
>>221006912shotgun some white claws and cuddle my cats.
>>221007283All nukes these days are fusion bombs.It's comparatively trivial to make a fusion bomb once you have a fission bomb. Just need some deuterium or something.
>>221006912Pay chaturbate goth mommy with giant tits to give me a 29 minute edging cum countdown complete with 1 minute of sweet asmr verbal aftercare so I die with my brain drowning in dopamine.
>>221022099>>221022120Not an argument. See >>221021608
>>221022140see >>221021930
>>221022426>>221021618
>>221022426>>221022477Still no proof. I understand.
>>221022490YoU CaN'T Be tHiS FuCkInG StUpId
>>221022507>>221022490
>>221007283>>221022150What's the difference niggers
>>221022523Fusion reaction releases far more energy than fission. It enables a blast measured in megatons, rather than kilotons which is what Japan got.
>>221022517>>221022507
What is the nuke denier equivalent of this?
>>221022587Still no proof. Sorry you're so upset
>>221022523yieldalso I think fusion bombs have less fallout because they more efficiently expend the energy of the plutonium core
>>221022609>>221021741
>>221006912go to a diner that has a trans character
>>221022216Kinda thisI'd just find some streaming findom and drain myself while gooningThen after 39 min I'll start chugging beer/whisky and watch road warrior 2 until it comes
>>221022531Who?
>>221022617>>221022609
>>221006912Endure all the emotional outbreak from my family, friends, and neighbors while I eagerly and gleefully await annihilation.
>>221006912Gather a shitton of canned suppplies and water and hide in fridge (after disconnecting it). No one can explain why it wouldn't work
>>221009854>BangorThere's about 1300 warheads at SWFPAC, not even ready to launch just literally sitting in bunkers to be reloaded on to SLBMs. This makes me doubt the rest of this graphic.
>>221006912Check the internet to make sure India and Israel are going down with me.
>>221022684Where is your proof of that, faggot?
>>221007112Based, intelligent post.
>>221006912Do nothing because it would be 100% a false alarm: Russia's nukes haven't worked since the 2010s, China's, North Korea's and India/Paki nukes don't have any range, Israel has no ICBMs and the UK/France would never go rogue.
>>221014827jews want us to, yes
>>221019830oh shit, I bought that on VHS like 30 years ago
>>221023018Aww shucks. A lot of cope but still no proof. Sorry you're so upset
>>221020893kek, this is a jew
>>221006912>you have 30 minutes until they hit, wat dour mum lul
>>221006970This. There's so little holding me back from raping. If I 100% knew that nukes were gonna fly, all I need is 5 minutes
>>221006912Oneitis is 30 seconds away from my place and I have the key to her apartment.
>>221006912>you have 30 minutes until they hit, wat doget as close as it is possible to the potential ground zero
was on the island when hawaii got the incoming nuclear missile inbound message. i actually slept through the first 30 minutes so i only had "10 minutes" to live so i hopped onto 4chan to see if it was realthey werent lying, your here forever
>>221006912>30 minutesThe outside will be fucked, traffic, killers, etc.I'm going to smoke a blunt, watch an episode of the Simpsons, and die lol.
>>221023684>he chooses the "principle and the pauper"
>>221006912Watch Godzilla blast them out of the sky
BLOODY 'ELL
>>221006912turn 360 degrees and walk away as my backwater shithole town is nowhere near any nuke impact zone
>>221007045Lmao this
>>221021017luddite detected
>>221007045Based , fuck loved ones
>>221010549Nice phantasy lil bro. lmao
>>221011401Everybody is going to "kiss" your wife and "hold" your children in such an event you dumb normalfaggot
>>221014120They didnt move anything. They just made additional ones and kept them a secret
>>221015683cities are a shitty target most of the time
>>221015663Deterrence =/= attack, mr president
Goddamn, after all these hours still no proof of nukes. Interdasting
The schizo still hasn't explained why she thinks nukes are fake
>>221006912Crack open a cold one and laugh at the dead amerisharts.
