Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else.
>You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight.
What'd you shoot 'm wid? An air gun?
WILL EVERYBODY STOP GETTIN SHOT
>>221008968Lock, stock is better than Snatch
If the milk turns sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it
>Chiiiill, Win-ston
>I said "knock him out" not "touch him up"
Get Nick. That shistos pezavengi gamourri Greek BASTARD round 'ere now. If he's still stupid enough to be on this PLANET.
Would you like a sandwich, Bacon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56jekYL2h7k
No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that
>>221009513THATS ME BREN GUN
>>221009485The soundtrack is also better
>>221009485easily
>>221009485I liked both for different reasons.
Tighter than a duck's butt you are.
You twat, can't you see they haven't got any money? they can't even afford new furniture
very nice arry. what's it for?
>>221011525Dont play innocent with me Bazza....SPANKIN'!
You mean like guns that fire shots?
Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
>Just get me a sample.>No can do.>What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
>>221011972Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
Not exactly thick these walls.
>>221008968Such a kino film. The whole Nick the Greek OJ sequence is so perfect.
>>221012101and this aint exactly vegas
>>221008968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XSjsIcQ50
The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're mistaken.
chop fucking chop
>>221009485I have a hard time accepting brick top as anything but brick top
>>221009513>tfw no Gloria gf
>>221008968was anyone surprised that guy ritchie is gay? i mean come on everyone must have known
>>221009485Snatch is more memorable so it's better, but Lock Stock is more emblematic of the Tarantino ripoff genre which Guy Ritchie embodies because of its lower budget.
>What do you want, a medal? I'll shoot you in the fuckin' throat if I don't get my ganja back!
>>221013413*A hero appears*
>>221013413>Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get?
His team's won too. Four nil.
He orders an aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub.
>>221012347And look what happened to that.
>and roberts your fathers brother
Oh, you must be the brains, then; yes, guns that fire shots.
>>221008968And he never gave a performance this enthusiastic and far removed from his standard persona again
>>221009513>We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fing-culturalist!
>>221016220Southern fucking fairy
>>221016539Nawrvan fackin munkeys
He's a fucking liability.
>>221013153>Tarantino ripoff genre>Is infinity betterTarantino didnt invent comedy capers
>>221016771Nobody said he did but the nineties was littered with people making them to cash in on the fact he’d made them trendy. That’s why shit like Two Days in the Valley exists
>>221009485Yeah probably, but Snatch is more quotable
>>221018245>Snatch is more quotableIs this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!
>>221016220
This fucking kinohttps://youtu.be/Pz-5kIMOPaA
>>221009513>follow the white rabbit
>>221009513Thank you for posting this. I say this all the time and no one knows wtf I'm talking about.
>>221008968>Its me Bren Gun
