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>>221009166
Such a retarded setting. It's more fun poking holes in this entire set up than picturing yourself in it.

pirate even more movies

>>221009236
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>221009166
tape rape vape

Commit insurance fraud and embezzlement.

>>221009166
Get sold to richfags for their door dash murder delivery service so that my family will be set for life

Not file my taxes

>>221009270
Ah yes, /tv/, on the other hand, eats liberal slop about how economic deficiency is solved by spawning KKK gimps in nigger neighborhoods once a year and everyone in that setting simply accepting this because it's le movie about le fascism. My mistake. Gurgle on some more.

Jaywalk
Not stop at stop signs while driving
Drive over the speed limit
Turn without signaling

>>221009399
prove the libs wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

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>>221009576
I don't have to. The movies themselves quite literally have a premise that the Purges are nothing more than le genocide against le wholesome POC neighborhoods. The moment one of the characters tries to question the economic benefit of KKK gimp squads clearing out poor niggers from Staten Island who themselves don't own any property there, she is met with a pic related to it. In their minds this is literally what Trump is doing to the immigrants. Eat the slop tho, it's gooey and yummy.

>>221009166
Puke I guess? What else?

>>221009166
I would make a woman eat ALL the eggs

>>221009166
ban evade on 4chan

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>>221009166
Post off-topic threads and then ban evade

>>221009166
Steal shit I guess

>>221009728
Go back

>>221009166
A lot of piracy but I am sure that there would be a loophole around that because the whole point of the purge is "purge for the poor, bunkers and utmost safery for the rich", so "stealing" from publishers and producers would still be considered a crime for some bullshit loophole reason..

>>221009321
Would be considered a special case that still paints you as criminal lmao.

>>221009728
>The moment one of the characters tries to question the economic benefit of KKK gimp squads clearing out poor niggers from Staten Island who themselves don't own any property there,

Humanity historically used wars for that. Which includes the towelhead safari against countries that are not too powerful to actually clap back seriously.
USA won't go into open conflict with Russia and China because they might accidently find couple their cities nuked off the map. Hence, the legalized culling of the weak - not like americoids would be against it too much in the first place.

>>221009166
Which purge movie was the best, /tv/?

>>221010296
2 was probably the best, 3 was okay. Honestly the movie went the wrong direction. They pushed so far into the
>nobody actually wants the purge other than the rich white elites
as if nobody in the world also liked the idea. The first movie established it was an accepted culture in a dystopian way. Would have been a lot cooler to lean into that instead of making discount BLM movements against it.

>>221010296
Forever Purge, other movies made no sense - if you let people start murdering and raping, they're not going to stop because a siren started blaring.

Leave the country. I don't know why anyone would have stayed...

>>221010462
Most of the worst purge zones were poverty zones, so international travel is a no go. Not to mention, in the first movie(I think) people were flying in from all over the world to experience it.

>>221009166
Load muh kids up in hiking backpacks and fuck off 20 miles innawoods.
As far as personal belongings, I'd have structured my large purchases like computer, car, etc around living in a dystopia so I guess that shot would be rented or insured and whatever niggers raided my shit while I was out would have raided my shit.
We'd all live generally shittier lives with less amenities.

>>221009166
Rip the tag off of mattresses

>>221009166
yo momma

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>>221009236
Let me guess, you didn't even watch the other 4 movies and don't realise Purge is just a PR front for a government organized population control program?

>>221010509
That second part is whats unbelievable. I understand cynicism but there's no way more than like 0.01% of the population would actually enjoy something like the purge.

>>221010296
2, easily

>>221010603
Small price to pay for 0.5% poverty rate

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>>221010256
>Humanity historically used wars for that
In the mind of shizos who think wars are waged to reduce Timmy's population and stop him from having a gf. Except 'hewow', anon. Have you seen the movies or only have a pol narrative to sell? The US is a tyrannical fascist government in the Purge verse. They can enact any war or mobilization. If they wanted to cull the numbers by the shizo theory, they'd have had annual Middle Eastern wars with the same fanfare as the purge. Except what is being unironically peddled is that they are gaining some nebulous economic benefit from doing purges when it's clearly fucking nonsense and the person who wrote this shit is a dumb fucking American-Italian liberal.
>Hence, the legalized culling of the weak - not like americoids would be against it too much in the first place
Yeah, that's what being peddled by the liberal sentiment of the director. The Americans are so vile they'd want niggers blowing the neighborhood up every year. Those crazy Americans still want the right to bear arms, so they obviously want to be in danger of their lives once a year.

>>221010375
>other movies made no sense
Neither did the FP. Since there was an 8-year break with no purges for two terms of not Hillary Clinton's. And if there was enough animosity to create a civil war-type of environment, nobody would've waited for 8 years until the siren. All of these movies are retarded. The only one that "makes sense" is the first one because it's all kept relatively vague since it was just a 3 million dollar budget home invasion movie.

>>221010603
The fact that you think those movies make more sense by expanding on their already idiotic setting by posturing that it's all about hecking wholesome niggers is quite a self-expose, retard frogposter.

>>221010619
Have you ever heard the way foreigners talk about Americans? There is a sizeable portion of the human race who would love to take advantage of the purge just to kill Americans.

>>221010372
>>221010621
It's one of those rare times where the second movie is superior. I'm glad i watched it before the first one. Probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise. First movie had a disturbing theme to it and wasn't anywhere near as interesting.

>>221009166
Blow up or set fire to the bars and nightclubs around my neighborhood.

>>221010619
People love a little chaos sometimes. When society decides something that was previously frowned upon is now socially acceptable, people bum rush it.
>tattoos?
Used to be for dangerous gangsters, now kindergarten teachers have full sleeves
>marijuana
Used to be for gangs and druggies, now sold on every street corner
>MMA and other combat sports
Used to just be for hicks and truck drivers, now everyone and their mom watches people btfo of each other
If there was a real culture shift to allow a one day free for all it would for sure bring out a lot of the crazy in people. Hell, Covid procedures gave agency to anyone to inform on their loved ones and support lockdowns and people ran to the chance.

>>221010705
The first one wasn’t bad necessarily. Just limited and fucked up in a few places. But overall it was pretty good and was a strong enough concept to get the series off the ground

Breaking into GuitarGuitar's warehouse and stealing all the matte black guitars and a single green one.

>>221009867
You sick fuck

>>221010256
The US spends a bajillion dollars making sure its zogbots get home in one piece from the middle east. They only lost like 2500 people in Afghanistan in 20 years.

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>>221009166
If I kidnap a woman during the Purge, can I keep her a sex slave after the Purge ends?

>>221009728
>I don't have to.
you kinda do
>eat the slop
believe it or not i've never watched these movies

>>221011553
people?

>>221009270
this shit literally is fucking reddit you stupid fuck

>>221012412
DOWN
AND TO THE LEFT

>>221012371
>you kinda do
Then maybe learn to read? Since it's in the next sentences, you silly troglodyte?
>i've never watched these movies
So you are conditioned to consume and defend slop of the franchise you've no conception of. Actually impressive.

>>221012486
>Since it's in the next sentences, you silly troglodyte?
I didn't read further than "I don't have to", why would I?
If you pay close attention, you will notice I am not defending anything about the movies~

Hunt down jannies

>>221012545
just don't shitpost as much

>>221012513
>I didn't read further than "I don't have to
But you did. You are literally citing in the next line "eat the slop." So you obviously read further and are just trying to be a coy little sissy about it, slop consumer
>If you pay close attention, you will notice I am not defending anything about the movies
>>221009576
Little sissy, come on. That short of a memory span? Maybe more slop?

>>221012553
No

>>221012585
>But you did.
I didn't.
> You are literally citing in the next line "eat the slop.
My eyes glanced to that particular word combination. I didn't read any further than "I don't have to".
>two digit iq can't handle being annihilated dialectically so he resorts to calling me a sissy after reaching desperately like a weak little bitch
As expected.
Also, still, "prove the libs wrong" doesn't indicate any defense of te movies. Are you perhaps arguing with an imaginary friend of yours? I advise rest, anon.

>>221010603
>Purge is just a PR front for a government organized population control program?
>this is in the movie
>there's 4 of these fuckers
Grim. Which one is the best. Im only going to watch one of them.

>>221012668
Honestly 1, 2, and maybe 3 if you enjoyed the first two.

>>221010296
The show was, even if it was made by USA network. The premise just overall works better in a TV format. And it lasted exactly as many seasons as it should've, because there was nowhere fresh to take the concept after the second season depicted what the country is like during the other 364 days of the year

>>221012652
>I really didn't! I just glanced a little bit!
Okay sissy, whatever help you cope with the inability to comprehend what is written.
>two digit iq can't handle being annihilated
>I DIDN'T READ 4REAL AS CITE WHAT WAS WRITTEN
This is what sissy sees as annihilation.
>still, "prove the libs wrong" doesn't indicate any defense of te movies.
Sissy? Are you actually this retarded? In the post that you replied to, I talk about the premise of the movie that is liberal in nature and is false because of the way movies are constructed, it's liberal fantasy oppression slop. By typing PROVE LE LIBS ARE WRONG, you are defending the movie, hence defending the slop. You good little sissy? Is it that hard to actually comprehend what was written? A two-digit IQ indeed on your part.

>>221012138
If they caught you they could charge you with false imprisonment but not kidnapping.

>>221012822
>no embezzlement
>no financial crimes
>no sex slaves
What is the fucking point?

>>221012802
You can keep spewing ad hominem like the mentally ill person you are, it won't make my completely innocent "prove the libs wrong" post a weird defense, nor that I read your post.
>This is what sissy sees as annihilation.
I am starting to feel it now too, I can practically see your hands shake from anger.

>uhm actually you are two digit IQ not me no u
hahahahahah

Probably end up sleeping and missing it entirely.
So sleepy nowadays. Zzzzz

>>221009497
Menace to society here

>>221012891
>You can keep spewing ad hominem like the mentally ill person you are
As long as you continue to act like a passive-aggressive sissy, feigning you just "glanced," you will be a little sissy.
>it won't make my completely innocent "prove the libs wrong"
Completely innocent defense of the slop premise for a slop movie, yes. That's the whole point of me calling you a slop consumer.
You really have no leg to stand on, and playacting like this isn't what you are doing.
>nor that I read your post.
You've read it, just didn't understand and are now coping after I pointed it out.
>I am starting to feel it now too
Eeeh, sissy, take the fingers out of your butt or whatever you are feeling there while defending your slop.
>uhm actually you are two digit IQ not me no u
Yeah. You literally cannot comprehend written words. What am I to say to that sissy?

>thread about the purge
>2 anons calling each other sissies
Sounds about right

Why not just embezzle millions during the Purge?