What do Kane Parsons and Curry Barker have that he doesn't?
>>221009833they're zoomersHe's a millennial Millennials are pathetic soiboi cucks
>>221009833Chris is as bland as they come.
>>221009833I haven't seen any of these movies and I never will, but it fills my heart with such joy that Stuckmann's movie was received so negatively, and two little faggots I've never heard of blew him out of the water.
Probably 20-30 additional iq points. Cuckmann is barely a midwit.
>>221009833They're not pansexuals
>>221009988I'm sorry a millennial rapes you but that was like 20 years ago lol let it go already
>>221010083What on earth is the point of coming out as "pansexual" if you're already married to a woman. He's basically just telling everyone he watches tranny porn.
>>221009833This guy is basically >"what if you gave one of those retards from TGWTG the chance to make an actual movie?"
>>221009833the ability to assess when an idea is substantive enough to make a compelling story.
>>221009988True. Millenials are all rapidly approaching a midlife crisis, and on the other end of that they will just be the new boomers. As much as people hate it, zoomers are in the key "cool" age range now.
>>22101092129 year olds are zoomers
>>221009988Obsession is basically a rip off of Hereditary
>>221011005On the older end, sure. Which even moreso shows that Millennials are fully out.
>>221011036Turning 30 doesn’t make you dead lmao
>>221009833why only horror movies?
>>221011058No, it just makes you a whole lot more irrelevant, and usually continues to do so year after year unless you were already extremely established or otherwise get lucky.
>>221009833interior crocodile alligator
>>221009833Stuckmann is a passionless dullard with no genuine creative vision. Shelby Oaks was an almagamation of horror tropes tossed into a blender. You can tell within 10 seconds of hearing him speak that he's a "wouldn't it be cool to make a horror movie amiright" guy and not a genuine artist with an artist's brain.
>>221009833He's a "critic" (I say this lightly) and not a creator
a spine
>What do Kane Parsons and Curry Barker have that he doesn't?The ability to say their name without doing a faggy hand-gestured in front of their face and informing whoever they were speaking to that they had just been "Stuckmanized".
talent
>>221009988Oh great, another gen war slop thread
why did chris get so fat, or did zod's snapped neck somehow cause his own neck to swell
He made like a 101 horror movie that we've seen a million times.Regardless of whether you liked Obsession and the Backrooms. They were different at least for concept
>>221009833Why does he always look on the verge of snapping? Pun not intended.
>>221009833He killed his youtube career the moment he decided to never "criticize" movies again just to get brownie points from Hollywood for his movie.
>>221009833Talent
>>221009833Not from Ohio
Talent
neck status?
Movie theaters are filled with bedbugs
>>221009988>zoomers make 2 woke movies and this is why they're not soiboi cucks lmao
