Reasons to watch the upcoming Crystal Lake
I hate fake blondes
>>221010207Lol cardelini is a prude that doesn't do any nude scenes even at age 50
>>221010280basednevernudes know that once you get nekkid people lose interest, you have to keep the simps wanting more. Jessica Alba was the master of this
>>221010207my dick + Linda's milf pussy
>>221010280Based Linda denying the creeps. You gotta work to see them.
>>221010207>Natalie Shaw as Pinky, a counselor at Camp Crystal Lake.
>>221010207Watch Camp Miasma instead
>>221010207PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
>>221010433Haha, yeah, no.
>>221010265I love em. Love em!
>>221010433No.
>>221010433Oh I love slashers set at summer camps, maybe I wi->see that it won the "Queer Palm" for being the best gay movie at Cannesnevermind
>>221010456Based human chair.
>>221010433WEB-DL is out?
>>221010207Wait holy fucking are those boobs?!
>>221012285Holy fucking those are boobs dude!
>>221010207fuck off with this shit
>>221010456SAMANTHA YOU WILL BE MINE
>>221012285Imagine marrying Lindsay Weir and this is your beautiful impeccable wife years later. God, that's a perfect life.Cute ass Lindsay to hot ass milf.
>>221012662No.