/tv/ hivemind in 2026 should be mature enough time to admit this movie was dogshit
>>221011044But it isn't.
Yes it's a 7.5 at best. Stylish barebones fight club wank.
>>221011044Will never understand why /tv/ likes it so much.The autist falls in love with a single mom with a mutt son... even when the fucking real kid's father is in the picture.I watched it thinking it would be some depressed kino movie or something edgy, only for it to be just fast and furious and have the autist protgonist murder 99999 men just to keep the trashy ugly single mom and her mutt brown kid alive?And in the end he just leaves them lmao
>>221011108the vibe thoits vibin
>>221011108The plot is dogshit too
/tv/ should be mature enough to admit that Goose was in the wrong here
>>221011442No he wasn't. I wouldn't want dollar store Daniel Dae Kim touching me either.
It was so fucking boring. It had great actors but zero plot, the dude was just a sad cuck.This was the kind of movie the eye have on regular show. Mordecai would keep saying how great and deep it is, and Rigby would watch it once just say that it sucked.
>>221011044Stick to capeshit.
>>221011044It's dogshit if you have ADHD or holes in your brain from weed and the quieter, more subtle or contemplative parts of a movie don't count as anything, to you. It's objectively good if you are a normal functional person.
>>221011442Remember when Hollywood tried so hard to push asian men as handsome only for nobody to care because asian men look like they have down syndrome and have tiny dicks?I remember.
>>221011108>brown 90 iq doesn't get kino episode 400repeat, repeat, repeat
>>221011599meanwhile your wife and daughter all cream over the saja boys. who are you trying to fool? yeah people dont like the shang chi guy but you're a disingenuous retard if you think glen from walking dead wasn't appealing to women
>>221011726>if you think glen from walking dead wasn't appealing to womenHe really wasn't lmao asian men are so ugly
>>221011761you were 8 when it aired bro what the fuck would you know
>>221011108You wouldn't get it
>>221011108Memeposters put this movie on a pedestal, real ones know Refn just ripped off a Walter Hill movie
>>221011108The kid's father was Llewyn Davis, who is also literally me. I (literally me) was getting fucked over by none other than literally myself and that's a beautiful metaphor for autism.
>>221011442Asian "Men" are lower than betas. They are omegas. This includes all of Asia.
>It's another "zoomer thinks all movies made before he gained consciousness are shit, but then can't really name some movies from his era he thinks are masterpieces because deep down he knows it would embarrass him" episode
>turns a 6/10 film into an 8/10 filmYou know its the truth
Actually a lot of people here hated the movie when it first came out as it was marketed as an action/fast and furious type movie and they got what the movie was instead. It was only when the "times you acted like driver" memes and being called plebs for not liking it did everyone else jump on board with it.
>>221011108back when we all agreed drive was kino 4chan wasn't poisoned by retards like you that constantly thinks about races
>>221015467The movie is from 2011...Are you telling me in 2011 you incels were so sad and lonely your favorite movie and the "literally you" autist was an incel falling in love with a single mom?Race or not, the fact that to you guys, your power fantasy is to raise another man's child and date an ugly single mom is hilarious.
>>221014937But the movie has only one (1) good song
>>221011068fpbp/thread
>>221011044it's just stylish, there's aura about it
Its a blade runner prequel.
>>221015577post hand
>>221015743>he forgot about real human bean, and a real hero
>>221011068Its not dogshit, but its nothing special. 6/10
>>221011044>muh girlfriend's nonwhite sonreddit: the movie
>>221016105Explain the mask scene for me
>>221016251reddit is majority white, you're thinking 4chan
>>221011044It's good but the autist has made much better movies
>>221016251>>221017119>southern europeans, the ones that bled the most for christendom and saved europe from mudslime invaded for centuries arent whitepoltards seriously just say shit huh
>>221011108>when the dad gets all confrontational and aggressively thanking the driver for being his wife's friend>driver is just smiling politely like an autist and says you're welcome
>>221011070It’s better than Fight Club because instead of trying to be some muddled, pseudo intellectual statement on masculinity, it’s literally just a cool vibe.
>>221017169literally me
>>221011044opening scene is very goodrest of the movie is of little value
>>221017420this
>>221011044A REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING REAL HUMAN BEING REAL HUMAN BEING
>>221013607Drive doesn't have anything going for it other than aesthetic, you just think it's great because you were an edgy teenager when you watched it
>>221018135Backrooms is that way, faggot.
>>221011044Refn is a meme. Always was. He's interesting enough to be worth watching, but he isn't actually good.
>>221013607They weren't there and didn't get it so to make whatever little they have valuable, they have to belittle what came before. SOUR!GRAPES!
>>221018181Ah, the filtered. It wouldn't be a drive thread without your kind
>>221015034only honest post ITT
>>221011442i didn't know goose was so fragile
>>221011044/tv/ is full of cucks that's why he's literally themmovie's cool thoughaesthetics
>>221018181Hes certainly style over substance, but he's made quite a few good ones
>>221018302I "honestly" enjoyed it since day 1. The aspect I don't like is it being meme, same as American Psycho and other movies I happen to like that /tv/ also likes. Could give a fuck about the general consensus. Only God Forgives was also kino, imo.
>>221018168Not an argument
>>221018439Neither is "movie bad."
>>221015034>>221018302Make Stuff Up Day. Like the two of you were even born yet. The Summer of Drive everyone knew a dude buying the scorpion jacket and you just had to laugh because you half thought of it yourself. By 2013, human bean posting was huge.
>>221018439baby should stick to baby food, how about that
>>221018554And people who watch dog shit when they're 17 and think it's enlightening shouldn't try to talk down to anybody
>>221011044
>>221011044>>221011108Its just a cool movie about a stuntman who drives. It is fun and neat, with a chilled out synthwave art direction that is fun. I don't really like the guys other movies though, they are far too autistic.
>>221018530Is nigel mansel so mean cause he lost his shirt?
>get my drivers license finally at the age of 25>kavinsky - nightcall starts playing in my head on the way home>chuckle to myself out loud, "I drive."
This is kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_WdKrUGkEo
>>221018827The whole movie is kino it's one of the greatest films ever made. People literally only hate it to be contrarian
>>221019076They legitimately get filtered by muh wife's son because they can't into subtext
>a thread about great films zoomers aren't butthurt over died for this>oh wait
>>221011044It was not as good as autists at the time made it out be, but it's still an enjoyable watch.
>>221017094If he takes it off it will be painful
Wanna' toothpick?
>>221011108>sees movie>immediately thinks about cuck dynamics
>>221016251Came here to say this.
>>221019936>I follow twends>I have nothing interwesting to sayokey dokey then
>>221016251Lo
>>221015467You're wrong. I was hating it and I've unironically predicted and set multiple zeitgeist 4chan eras since 2005.
>>221018530>NAME postingI'm not making anything up you cancerous bane brownerThis board was full of people that didn't like it and people coming here to complain about it because it wasn't a full blown action movie. Then we started spamming 2deep4u at people that didn't like it and then "times you acted like driver" started THEN people like you hopped on itI don't even know why I'm explaining this to you since you don't even recognize the imagefuck you faggot
>>221021454you poopoo and pee pee? post another thousand words next to a soijak that'll prove ur not mad
>>221011044it was never that good. refn is a hack.
>>221011044REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>221016251what he said
>>221011044i showed this movie to my friend and the only thing i remember him saying about it was that the movie was cheap for using the same song, but i thought it made it kino?!?!?https://youtu.be/ftX7YknC89w?si=QXAMmzueAngmRum4
>>221011108.....yeah
>>221011044this movie feels like alcohol ,it's trash in taste but after you have watched it you feel real good and actress is cute so I wouldn't complain
>>221024407You stole that whole quote from Ebert's review of Emma Watson
I don't think anyone's claiming its DR Zhivago or something. I have re-watched it a few times which says something as i dont re-watch a lot of of television & film
>>221015850Drive (2011) as Blade Runner prequel - Driver is an early Replicant modelNeon-soaked LA nights + heavy synth soundtrack feels like proto-Blade Runner 2019. The world is sliding into cyberpunk decay.Driver has machine-like precision, superhuman reflexes, and emotional flatness. Perfect getaway driver = early specialized Nexus model for high-risk transport.Minimal dialogue, blank stare, ambiguous past. Like Roy Batty or early replicants — more human than human but clearly off.Sudden, efficient brutality (hammer scene, garage massacre) screams combat protocols activating when "mission" (protecting Irene/child) is threatened.Timeline fits: Drive is ~2010s, Blade Runner is 2019. Tyrell Corp testing early replicants in criminal/stunt roles before off-world use and blade runner hunts.Solitary life, no real identity, fleeting human connections that end in tragedy. Classic replicant existential loneliness.Scorpion jacket = programmed deadly nature he can't escape.Gosling later playing replicant K in 2049 is perfect meta-casting.Tonal, visual, and thematic DNA is too close to be coincidence.
>>221011044These films (like fight club) seemed better experienced when I watched them as a kid. As an adult I can recognise they're shit, but I still hold appreciation for why some enjoy them. It's an escape from reality and a fantasy that one feels they can relate to more than any other
>>221023572>the movie was cheap for using the same songwhat an absolutely gay as fuck thought to pass through one's head
3.6/5 : not great , not terrible
>>221026089The Driver didn't die in that car. He was recalled for updates. For a decade, we analyzed 'Drive' as a neo-noir crime thriller. In reality, it is the secret origin story of the Nexus-9 Replicant known as 'Officer K' in 'Blade Runner 2049.'In this cyberpunk investigation, we expose the timeline connecting Nicolas Winding Refn’s stylized violence to Denis Villeneuve’s dystopian future. We prove that "The Driver" displays all the biological markers of an early Replicant prototype: the superhuman reflexes, the inhibited social responses, the nameless identity, and the ability to withstand fatal damage. From the Scorpion jacket (a symbol of his programming) to the transition from a real woman (Irene) to a hologram (Joi), this video reveals that he wasn't a real human being... he was a machine learning how to be one.This investigation is designed for the cinephiles who follow Nerdwriter1's essays and The Take's aesthetic breakdowns. If you love the sci-fi lore of Quinn's Ideas or the philosophical analysis of Wisecrack, this theory is your baseline test. WickedMind connects the two most "Literally Me" characters in cinema history to prove they share the same synthetic soul.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cmUHAiW7E
>>221024566I actually don't even know who tf ebert is but I might have read this somewhere in my past 10 years of scrolling on the net and it came to me now subconsciously .
> A real human being
>>221011044I remember when I watched this it had this awesome opening scene that matched the title of the movie and I thought I was in for 90+ minutes of more of thatI was extremely disappointed
>>221011108They like it because it's ryan gosling being autistic to a synthwave soundtrack.There are several synthwave/chillwave radios on youtube that stream 24/7. You can listen to the music without needing to watch Drive (ideal)
The main character is just like me.
I enjoyed it, but if it wasn't for Ryan gosling it probably wouldn't be as good like most movies he's in
>>221011442OMG he really DOES have two different size eyes.
>>221028451He has ptosis, one eyelid "more paralysed" than the other.
>>221011044>aspiring cuckold movie peak reddit
>>221028523So does Forest Whitaker
it needed more driving in it. They should have shown the actual race with the Driver racing and winning
>>221026416>synthwaveprotostarting with 2015.2017 synthwave became pure slop, more than it already wast. synthwave aficionado
>>221011442
>>221030713uuuhhh literallyme-bros?? I thought the wall was a w*man thing...............
I saw it in theatres. I remember thinking that overall the atmosphere was cool but the movie itself wasn't anything special. I expected quite a bit more from the opening 10 mins or so. I much preferred Refn's movies after Drive, and still do.
>>221011044/tv/ has already made its decision on Drive, it's on the following lists.
>>221031363
>>221031378
The best to come out from Drive is this game
I just watch the opposite of whatever the /tv/ hivemind thinks and I enjoy movies a lot more than I used to.
>>221026301>I actually don't even know who tf ebert is
>>221011108I feel the same way about taxi driver. It was so fucking gay and jewish.
>>221026143Why do you keep bringing up fightclub? Those movies were made over a decade apart have nothing to do with each other.
he is just like me
>>221031606Fine, John Wick and Drive, that genre of teen operator stoic gayboy love interest is shy cunt
