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Debate is not for the Chickenshit
>>221011792TMP is kino.
>>221011792Space Pyjamas Edition
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>221011792Andoria hit by an extinction level event sized asteroid killing every shranny edition
>>221011959a yo PRO TIP mm hmm
DAILY REMINDER: The Peerless Virtues of the Ferengi Alliance>1. Ferengi never nuked their own>2. Worst day in Ferengi history is a market crash>3. Unmatched societal HonestyOnly the Ferengi Alliance offers>Honest ProfitWe don't force you to join us; we just offer you a deal you can't refuse.>Honest AmbitionWe don't stab you in the back for a throne; we buy your company out from under you in broad daylight.>Honest ValueThe Alliance exists to protect commerce, leaving you free to earn your own way.
>>221012004And this utopia was destroyed by a foid.
>>221012029>chuddies can't deal with female competition and new marketssad. free market rulesget a job, Oomox ain't free
>>221012004if i accept that blunt am i going to get a bill for it later?
>>221012063Never. Most Ferengi are very clear about what is and isn't a trade. Asking for recompense for a toke clearly passed in friendship is a social faux-pas.
>>221011792>Im being turned inside-out aaaargh>I wish I'd never signed up for this star trekBravissimo senor Spielbergo
>>221012063Of course not. They wouldn't offer it unless you already paid a slip of latinum.
Captain Watters of Red Squad was a better captain than Worf
What were they thinking??
THISwas the true Riker maneuver
>>221012637best of both worlds riker was the coolest fucking riker. he never topped the style he had in that double episode
>>221011850This is just sad.
>>221012670The character was over after this episode. He had so much development and they rolled it all back.
>>221012509I don't think they cared enough to even consider it.
>>221012509>SHoWs produced in dIFferent timeS loOk LE different? I'm going INSANE! AH SAVE me, youtbe grifters!
>>221012711That's your opening Argument?
>>221012509arr rook same
>>221012969>outranked by an extra
Still one of the best scenes in trekhttps://youtu.be/otCoTJxQ0NYStrange new worlds is a splinter universe which will merge with the prime. Spock and la an are both suffering from ptsd and screwed up shit. For 3 seasons they’ve been circling each other. She survived a gorn attack that killed her entire colony and the war screened her up. Spock has a list of reasons he’s fucked up. Anyways they’ve been practicing the dance for episodes but they finally connected Great scene very wholesome
OH N-
>>221012853I think we've debated nutrek long enough on here. It's been dismissed.
>I think we've debated nutrek long enough on here. It's been dismissed.
>nutrek >hide thread
>>221012969>>221012984Brutal
Yeah i heard the nu trek racist bullshit about tng, then ds9 with the “n”””” captain then with voyager and the b@@@ captain I think you are boring and because of that you repeat white trash racist baby boomer shit making white trash racist baby boomers better than you because at least they were original in their trolling. Yes I think you are scum and quite boring. I’m probably older than you and I have my life in me than you talking ash trays. Maybe try being honest and less full of shit you mistake for righousness . Might help. Too many con artist attention trolls making shit up for attention these days . Don’t be one
>reddit spacing
>>221013933Prove me wrong and say something that isn’t what racist baby boomer scum has said. Yes they hated paragraphs due to their shitty educations Just Try, surprise me.
>say something that isn’t what racist baby boomer scum has saidbnies :ddd
>>221013933Whats "reddit"?
>>221014016Just try. You can do it. The passive aggressive responses go back 30 years. You can be original, believe in yourself
i like star trek
Why does he come here?
just to Star Trek?
Is Star Trek Beyond worth watching?I heard that Mike from RLM liked it
>>221014155To shock you back to life.
>>221014383Is anything worth watching? Or is it all just background noise while we argue with star trek live streamers on tiktok about why they're wrong and bully them into ending the stream?
I like the fat man who talks about Klingon lore but he's too easy to break and I feel bad about making him cry. The guy with the beard is okay but he always has five other people in the chat who back him up so it's kind of a tougher fight but way more worth it when you win.
>>221014645I don't comment on videos.
>>221014749I shouldn't because it fucks up my algorithm but when I see a streamer with a bat'leth in the background I can't not get involved.
>>221014771Life itself is an exception.Yeah discovery after season 2 was made for women it looks
>>221014804My cutoff point is ENT. That's when it all became hollow endless slop that exists just to keep the IP relevant. I'd even argue DS9 as a deconstruction thought experiment is unnecessary and the last true Trek episode was Preemptive Strike.All Good Things is fun but as a Trek story? Picard spends three timelines learning Q is fucking with him and at the end just shrugs and plays cards. No discovery, no growth, just accepting he's God's bitch and grinding through the rest of his existence. Kirk would've found a way to fuck Q up and turn his game against him like in the episode with Apollo.
you would think there would be at least one statue for ending child labor
>>221014938Strange new worlds takes place in a “splinter” timeline. It’s going to merge most likely with pikes accident though there are hints this pike and the enterprise will travel forward to right after Picards ending.,they aren’t part of the discovery timeline either. Burnhams mother shattered the timeline going back preventing the machines probably future borg from taking over wiping out all biological life. It’s all jacked up. Lorca crossing over screwed it up more now the std future is a separate thing. It’s not even their home timeline either with the khan history being altered. More or less all you know is it’s going to cross over the main around pikes accident
My favorite trek terrorist is Mr. Krabs
When did you come to the realization that Picard was racist?
NOOOOBELAAAAAY THAT PHAAAAASERRRR ORRRRDEEEERRRRR
bruh
>>221015320It was a strong cast.
>>221015374youngest one so far, ready to come back or captain the USS Cameo anytime trek comes back
Why does shields lose strength whenever they get hit? It would make sense for physical hull plates, but force fields? I could understand shield generators emitting less energy to power the shields, if the generators were directly hit, or the warp core. But if the shields are at 100%, the generators within wouldn't be damaged, right?
>>221015418phasers leave residual phase variances in the emitter matrix. that's why on the rare occasion a federation ship encounters laser weapons the shields just either hold or fail, no inbetween, just a time till overcharge
>>221015374There was a strong smell of shit, yes
In the end, /trek/ won.
>>221013914You're not wrong.Still not watching Kurtzman Trek, though.
>>221015665I just watched the RLM videos on it.
>CardassianI knew it!https://uquiz.com/quiz/26tzvh/what-star-trek-race-should-you-belong-to
>>221015848These quizes are pointless as you just choose the result by what you answer.
>>221015320>>221015343no class, I pity them
>>221015909Married for 40 years, no scandals.
>>221015909who is hairboy in the bottom left pic?
>>221015909is this picard racist?
>>221015909Michael Lamper
>>221015945>>221015976whoops
>>221015945kino
>>221015939Frakes is so dreamy.
Historians are the natural enemies of time travellers, avoid them
Are the Ferengi Jews?
If phasers can do wide dispersals can you set it on kill and just run around the promenade waving it like a flashlight vaporizing everyone ?
>>221016136Or just transport Rom into space.
>>221016094nothing that crass. they're economists good and bad, a culture driven by greed to serve as a metaphor for stories involving econ themes of all kinds
>>221013978Boomers are the most anti-racist generation.t. Nazi Gen Xer
Would you graduate from the Academy?
>>221016313i dont think im racist enough
>>221016313>Tellarite Mining ConsortiumTroublesome Internship, Rough Career, Valued Member in good standing
Why was there a giant floating Ilia?
>>221016598to mate with giant spock
>>221011821star trek sex with wesley
>>221013978I saw a nigger once.They're pretty violent.
that's raycis
I swear Kirk changes uniforms like five times in this
>>221016942How about... no
>>221017099>packed one of each uniform just in case instead of doubles for the mission at handmany such cases. sad.
Lower decks would've been better if it had big tiddy vulcan anime girls
It makes plenty of sense that there would be a lot of friction between humans and Vulcans so soon after first contact. Those racist humans who just came out of WW3 and those arrogant Vulcans putting up with them. I don't know why this depiction triggers people so much.
I turned myself into a Tuvok, CaptainI'm Tuvok Neelix!
>>221017719it's not racist to let an uppity vulcan know what's what from time to time. it's not like they've got any feelings to hurt.
>>221017719I know you don't
is captain janeway racist?
>>221017806>I know this isn't going to be easy, but until we can find another place for them[klingons], we should do our best to make them feel comfortable. Dismissed.
>>221017806>We're going to out-Ferengi the Ferengi.
the problem with racism in star trek that alien races are defined by how they are different than humans and it would be retarded for society and law to not recognize those differences. and that leaves the door open for people to argue the same logic applies to the very real differences between human subspecies.
>>221016313The pozzed unit on the eugenics war would be a slog but I’m sure I could find a way to write lightly satirical essays undercutting the curriculum by couching it in academia dialect (like I did for my DEI course requirements irl)
>>221018007there aren't any human subspecies that aren't extinct
>>221018007Technically everyone’s the progenitor’s species but just evolving in different (planetary) climates… like humans are in real life.
>>221018050Says you
>>221018101i'll entertain the possibility of bigfoots being one but there's no way to prove that
ALL Klingons are black?
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>>221018281alexander is not black but he's half klingon
>>221018082Aww... Did you learn that in kindergarten, little one?
>>221018321Uh oh someone’s triggered by basic Darwinian concepts, who’s taking bets on which side of the horseshoe they belong to?
>>221018343darwin supports racism because racism is logical
I played a minis game today with my old Trek crew.I kind of want to repaint these but now that I have a printer and am getting pretty good with blender I want to fix some of the things I never liked about these minis. Did you know there's a button that makes things inflate like a balloon and if you click on a sculpt's boobs it makes them puff up? And like, now that I've thought about printing and painting an army of big booba vulcan officers, it kind of has to happen, doesn't it?I could also go in and fix the uniform inconsistencies the TNG crew has... and take the Michelle Forbes head sculpt I have and put it on a figure.Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
>>221018629there is a board for this, friend.
>>221015026And another for lowering quotas.
>>221012969Whoa, Garrett Wang has a twin brother?>>221016212>Gen XerDo not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
>>221018281John Tesh played a Klingon
>>221015026>>221018851A third for seeding their women.
star trek
>Mass murder is okay when you’re weird and powerful enough
>>221020624Many important lessons from the Trek
This place is a ghost town
>>221020624The husnock deserved it
>>221016313I've dropped out of college 3 times so probably not.
>>221020832except the last husnock
>>221020624Welcome to realpolitik!
Cardassian daddies
If Crusher were the doctor in Pen Pals she'd be arguing that they should let the ugly little girl die.
>>221020624Most of us would have done the same thing in his place tbqhwyf
>>221012509I dunno, but my head canon is that they realized touch screen fucking suck, so they went back to radio switches and dials and shit. Then they solved the touch screen problem in the TNG era with like... electrostatic nerve signalling impulses or some other techno babble.
the klingon wife riker summoned for worf had a nice ass
>>221022432I’d spare a cute girl to torture but then she teaches me to love again
*casually mogs every female in tng*only ezri stands a chance against her
>>221016672Why did Giant Spock die so young when Old Spock was still around in the TNG/Lower Decks era?
>>221022597Heart failure
>>221022594Zendaya but 30% less non-white
>>221015266I thought his character was great tbqhfamily. Watching him in the episode I was like "I could see how this dude would be king shit of dust mountain".
>>221022616That doesn't make sense, his heart was huge. It should've lasted like 100 times longer than a normal sized heart.
>>221022597Normal Sized Spock also died
>>221022672Bigger hearts/bodies show higher amounts of heart failures of various kinds.
>>221022698Yeah, but not until after the start of TNG.Giant Spock is still wearing the old uniform. But maybe that's all he had to fit him I guess...
>>221022714Well then why do people try to exercise their hearts? Obviously a big strong heart is beter.
>>221022765Exercise makes your heart smaller (because it’s not as fat)
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>>221022765Mostly to increase pump amount/muscle oxigenation. It comes with impressive downsides and health issues to go as far as some pro athletes go, there's good reason that's a profession with a rather low average life expectancy.
>>221022817Did you splash?
Watched pic related last night. So far season 3 is living up to its infamy. >>221012509Touch screens are unironically a meme. If I was on a ship and they didn't have dials, I'd be looking for another line of work.
Next Trek better have a Xindi Aquatic Commander of Cetacean Ops
>>221023290>Next TrekLOL
>>221023302Movie is already confirmed. Might be years before another series but I see no reason to doubt there will be one.
>>221022624>Comparing prime Ashley Judd to Zenshitterkys
>>221020624>We have no law to fit your crime.If you murder enough people under Federation law the counter overflows and you're innocent again.
>>221023414Damn. Cardassia shouldn’t have pulled out so early
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USS Yeager kitbash, appears once in Doctor Bashir, I Presume. Got to be one of my favorites
>Data plops Lal’s head into a drawer in his quarters>Geordi: Data what is this?>drawer is filled with dozens of of android heads>Data: Ah. That would be this week’s.Pretty dark end to such a wholesome episode
>>221023740Was the DS9 art department smoking crack or something?
>>221024614The DS9 Frankenstein fleet is the stuff of legends
>>221016193 >>221016094So yes.
>>221020097Go back.
You clapped.
We're encountering some turbulence
Do you like phaser rifles?
picard is not racist
>>221025352Not compared to kirk
>>221024875da blacka da berry da sweeta da froot knowmsayn?
>>221022892this. screen fails, haha there no way for us to control anything anymore
>>221024953No and I'm just watching some TNG again and didn't realise how common they are used especially in later seasons.Quite disappointing
>>221024953They're weird. IIRC Data says you can level a city with just a normal phaser anyway.
>>221026533And they let regular schmucks like ensigns handle those weapons of mass destruction? Data must be mistaken, a phaser can level a building maybe but a city?
>>221024953>set beam to wide dispersal >set to kill>twirl around like mad man
noss sex
>where I come from, size, shape, or color makes no difference
>>221028742
>>221025352This Picard is.
Why doesn't the Federation have ground troops and Generals?
>>221029207because those are for invasions and occupations and the federation doesnt do that. stuff like that only happens in the schizo dillusions of negro science fiction writers in the 1950s.
>>221022756Spock died before TNG.
>>221029294They'd be useful in defence. Starfleet can't be everywhere.
>>221029207Why would you, when you can just bombard a planet from orbit? Break the world's orbital defense fleet and gain the highground to indiscriminately phaser ground targets to your heart's content.
>>221029425Wars are won on the ground. Even aggressive opponents want to maintain infrastructure and population for cattle slavery and sexual exploitation.
Ground troops are stupid, especially Klingon ones. Phasers could deal with everything. The Son'a had drone thingies that could shoot markers. Imagine if they had phasers.
>>221029462>Wars are won on the groundWars are won from the skies.
>>221029517Wars are won from the factories.
>>221011792"Vag'er we are the Procreator"
>>221029360the best defense is not letting them reach the ground>>221029462you cant get on the ground if the fed armada does its job.
Target the caldera and fire tricobalt devices, full spread. I want that tectonic plate to shatter like glass, make it happen.
It's too bad we never saw what happens after this downer ending.
>>221029527Wars are won from wormhole aliens
>>221030256didnt need to. it was clear eventually they would find a way to rebuild data.
>>221031635What I mean is there was never another production set during the TNG era after that. We're left hanging as to what happens to Picard, Worf, and the rest.
>>221030256>downer ending?Seems pretty happy to me.
racist picard
Why didn't it work?
I would rather watch Nemesis than the trashy fanfic that is Picard Season 3.
I would rather never be forced to choose between Nemesis and nuTrek.
>>221031723worf betrays the empire, murders gowron, but too much of a coward to rule himself, and installs the coward martok to rule in his place. otherwise its better off left unsettles like it was with spock and the tos gang. the alternative is almost always less satisfying than being left to wonder.
>>221015909Worf is BLACK?!
>completely destroys the concept of star trekSurprising that they let a character this based exist
>>221032354>completely destroys the concept of star trekthat was the whole point of ds9
>>221032354Gene died a few years before this and the showrunners were testing the waters to see if fans would overlook the writers violating Gene's vision.
just catched Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda on TV in my country...and it fucking sucked lmao Lwaxana Troi was the exec producer. Just had an Interstellar tier spiel about how love lasts longer than life and the universe itself.VERY gay.
>>221032538its pretty decent until rev leaves
>>221031998
shitty racist picard
>it's a prime directive episode
Which post-TOS show is closest to Gene Coon's vision of Star Trek?
>>221025812kirk is not racist >>221029178all picards are not racist
>>221032973series or episode?
>>221029207the navy has marines
When Gene Trek talks about humanity evolving is that just talking about a massive cultural shift or did humans literally have their genes altered to remove all of their "bad" natural instincts including grieving when a loved one dies?
It's dark in here captainI can't see shit!
>>221032342
>>221015909Spiner's taller than Dorn?
Are we being raided?
>>221011821You lost tranny
>>221011821FPBP>>221033518Cram it, fundie!
>>221033064its a cultural shift before TOS and an evolution toward telepathic light beings after that. also there are no jews in star trek. but thats probably a coincidence
>>221033621cute
>>221033292not according to skynetMichael Dorn is 6 feet 3 inches (1.91 m) tall. Brent Spiner is 5 feet 10 inches (1.78 m) tall.
>>221032982>kirk is not racist
>>221032342Unironically what I said the first time I saw Michael Dorn
It's a moeba
>>221033812
>>221033812https://youtu.be/k2JFpfTPHvo
>>221033621Given the venue I’m equally sure that that’s not a costume as I’m sure that it is.
bruh. try less
>>221034004Everyone in this pic >>221033621 clearly has some form of disability.
we get it, you're lonelychill
