Yes

>>221012499
Checked

>>221012298
it's so stupid how they didn't at least make the girl's outfit bare midriff.

>>221012298
please tell me she wears a skimpier outfit at some point.

>>221012298
no

Men are so hot bros, i feel so bad for heteroids.

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>>221012298
Holy hell, imagine how many burritos went into building that dumper

>>221012298
just got home from it, every time I was skeptical of the movie it ultimately won me over, genuine kino and probably the best movie of the year

>>221012298
The actress is 156cm tall. This would mean that her ass is sticking out ~13.5cm and has a height of ~26cm. The ass width is harder to estimate at this angle but I am going with 21cm per cheek.
To calculate the volume of one cheek, I use the half-ellipsoid approximation formula:
>Volume per cheek ≈ (1/6) × π × width × height × depth
A full ellipsoid volume is (4/3)πabc. Since an ass cheek is roughly half an ellipsoid protruding from the body, this simplifies to (1/6)π × width × height × depth. So:
>V=(1/6) × π × 21 × 26 × 13.5 ≈ ~1,220 cm3 (1.22 liters)
Both cheeks combined: 2.44 liters.

>>221013702
self-loathing faux-marvelslop for mindless consoomers

>>221013668
Eloquently put

BWWWWWWMMMM

You should see it
Just not tonight
Let it cool off and bomb a week or two
Then go watch it just for luls or to see what's up
But it doesn't deserve the early numbers OP
There's no rush

>>221014811
Can I get that in English???

>>221012298
It'll just piss you off. It's well cast. It's got the right budget. The art direction is 90% on point. But the talent just isn't there from the director to the writers and cinematographers. It does that thing where it's embarrassed of the source material and constantly shits on it while trying to profit from it. Some midwit jerkoff definitely thought it was an artful/ thoughtful critique, like Barbie, but it's just surface level shitting on the IP.

>>221015244
2.44 litres of juicy ass

It was cringey AF but the mexican hoe had a fatass and they kept showing her in tight white pants

Any sexy Brie?

>>221014811
Do you think they cast a brazilian woman specifically for the role?

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>>221015114
*deeply inhales*

>>221012298
yeah its pretty good

>>221012298
Ass shots of Teela were good. Almost everything else was pretty irritating

>>221015244
English people already use the superior metric system, Tyrone.

>>221014892
Look guys this retard uses long words to imply superiority.
Are you 12?

>>221012298
Depends on how much tickets cost where you are. I wouldn't be mad if I had paid like 10 bucks or less to see that movie

>>221013534
Why would she need to? You can clearly see her shape right there.

>>221013480
Can't have boys thinking girls are sexy anymore. it's current year afterall.

>>221016607
Compared to you, a baby defending a baby's movie about toys, yes

>>221015490
great game desu

>>221015362
The IP is retarded, it got exactly the level of respect it deserved

>>221013668
Burrito is mexican food, you stupid golem

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>>221016777
>it's current year afterall.

>>221012298
I liked it for what it was ,corny and schlocky as hell
if that is your thing watch it, if not , don't

>>221016777
and then they turn around and ask why men arn't marrying or having children anymore

>>221012298
Her ass alone makes it worth it.

>>221013702
It was a hell of a lot of fun. Corny as all hell, but that was part of the charm.

>>221014811
Based assologist.

>>221012298
This movie could have been so fucking good, the premise is solid, but the execution was so botched. The weird, edgy, awkward social humor only really landed on earth and was so unnecessary otherwise with all these expectations of mighty cool heroes and villains. The supporting characters and especially the background characters felt comically simple and often retarded like goofy capeslop. Even skeletor's cool factor was reduced by the fact that he came off as such a loser in every interaction, only to be an absolute menace in the very end.
They could have leaned into the awkward social development aspect so much more instead akin to the Speed Racer movie, where Adam grows up stuck in earth and is misdiagnosed with ADHD or something and through his struggles he ends up developing and emotionally maturing into a therapist. They could have leaned into the apparently weird fantasy obsession with getting into fantasy video games or VR so that it seems like he somehow kept up some sort of fighting technique, instead of relying on brute strength magic that forgets the plot of him being under proficient in training already. And then him being a therapist amongst hopeless warriors and drunks could have been a way more emotional and human story.
Anyways, for a fantasy movie the set design and visual effects kinda sucked ass until the very end, the lighting is so poor in almost every scene that's not pure CGI that it makes me hate it so much more.

the whole empathy and understanding thing felt hamfisted in and wasn't followed through with anything, not that i really wanted it to , it just felt out of place to be brought up in the first , was that a thing in the cartoon or why was this brought up in the first place?

>>221012298
Was that padding, or did she lose weight during filming? Every other shot I've seen of her in that costume, her ass looks quite flat.

>>221016777
It didn’t work. Also checked.

>>221017047
>Even skeletor's cool factor was reduced by the fact that he came off as such a loser in every interaction, only to be an absolute menace in the very end.
wasn't that skeletors whole thing thought, that he is so evil that it's silly?

>>221017075
that's an edited pic
>>221017088
Yeah in the cartoon his evil schemes blow up in his face every episode, plus he has that hilariously high pitched nasal voice. If anything the movie made him a lot cooler and more menacing.

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>>221014811
Keep doing exacwhat you're doing.

>>221016826
Nah, they keep trying to pussify it, it got no respect, just derision from people like you who say it's outdated. Fuck off.

>>221012298
No.
It's marvelshit ashamed of itself

>>221014811
Kys assfaggot

>>221015362
>It's well cast.
Blackawashed manatarms, latinx Teela

>>221015465
>>221015970
go to bed homo

>>221012298
They made Man-At-Arms black which confused me. They shoulda kept him white, but make Teela half black and curvy as shit.

It's pure kino and you should watch it twice

>>221017088
there is silly but strightforward, and there is silly self aware marvelshit ashamed of the source material vomit

>>221016777
They spent half the movie doing ass shots

>>221017535
can you pleascommenting the ass of that shitty mid chick every 10 posts in every thread?
We heard you the first time

>>221017578
*stop commenting
>>221017567
talking to you, faggot

>>221014811
Huh, that's more than 40 fl oz per cheek, nice
imagine squeezing that

>>221017578
>>221017594
>virgin chud commenting about women's looks

>>221013534
She wears a skirt at the end

>>221018069
>shut in whiteknight thinks he'll get pussy for defending unknown women online

i been in love with her since riverdale s1e1 so you can all fuck off

>>221018109
surf dracula style.
Still a mid and a raceswapped token, with no tits

>>221018191
then go wach that mid latinx there

>>221018177
>if you make fun of me for being a dicklet you are le heckin white knighting!!!!!

>>221018499
>shut in whiteknight projecting

>>221014811
Why is there no youtube thing where its a giant compilation of people telling scientist characters "IN English boss?" I tried to find one even one and couldn't.

>>221014811
So basically the ass is fat.

>>221012298
Yes
Have Skeletor and Evilyn always been a couple? I don't know much about He-Man but that felt weird
>>221013534
There is a skirt version visible for several seconds in the final scene

>>221018735
>Have Skeletor and Evilyn always been a couple?
No that shit is from Kevin Smith's flop

>>221012298
My theater has a no singles policy, probably to spite me personally because I love Camila, so I will be waiting for VOD. Please don't go see it so it comes out on VOD faster. I'm already screwed for the next few months with Inde and Obsession where the VOD got pushed back due to how well it was doing in theaters

>>221018954
>My theater has a no singles policy
What the fuck, is that really a thing?

>>221019022
No, I just want to be able to pause, rewind, and jerk off to Camila scenes in peace

Skeletor fucking ruled

>>221018735
>>221018912
It's been implied in past incarnations too. It's not a Kevin Smith idea. Like the 2002 show for example they were clearly banging, at least when he was Keldor

It’s pretty good for a porn parody but I wish they had kept the sex scenes in

>>221019186
go to bed Jared
>>221012298
wife loved it, I thought it was ok

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I'll watch for her

>>221018912
>>221019206
In the failed 90s revival He-Ro, son of He-Man, He-Ro's rival was Skeletor and Evil-lyn's son

>>221020891
Based

>>221012298
It's fun and fairly decent for a He-Man movie. I'd put it in the same category as D&D: Honour Among Thieves and Furiosa. Okay movies that were let down by shit marketing and were never given a proper chance. Shame. Because I'd like to see more movies from these IPs.

>>221015362
>It does that thing where it's embarrassed of the source material and constantly shits on it while trying to profit from it. Some midwit jerkoff definitely thought it was an artful/ thoughtful critique, like Barbie, but it's just surface level shitting on the IP.
It absolutely doesn't do that, and it's clearly a passionate project from a team that cares, even if there are some sprinkles of modernity in there.

It was a strong seven out of ten.

>>221021193
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093507/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_mast