Boomers saw this and unironically thought "yup, seems like an appropriate physique for a trained killer special agent action movie start'....
i look like that but i dont have hairy body
>>221012651body dysmorphia, the thread
>>221012651Zoomers watch Craig step out of the ocean and go "yes senpai, that man lives of booze and martini olives"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjifMGvqres
>>221012651Him being out of shape was part of the plot of a whole film
>>221012651god what a retarded post. anyone under the age of like 28 needs to be cut off from this site
>>221012651cardio and flexibility is much more important than strength for being a spy hitmant. very jacked natty
>>221012651>sorry Q, I can't stop the evil terrorist today I tore my tricep
>>221012651I'd say that the majority of fights in action movies that were shot after the 80s are choreographed bullshit and have nothing to do with reality, so the way brosnans body looks doesn't really matter that much
Warriors don't look like roided capeshit divas
>>221012651Yes.
>>221012651>Boomers saw this and unironically thought "yup, seems like an appropriate physique for a trained killer special agent action movie start'....Ah yes, James Bond, the special agent known specifically for murdering people with his bare hands and not using guns, contraptions, and gadgets to do his spy work.
>>221012855Emelyanenko is defenately roided btw
It's Bond. He's a middle aged high functioning alcoholic whose entire concept of robust physical fitness boils down to doing 10 press ups, skiing in the Alps and bedding manic depressive daughters of global crime syndicate kingpins.He looks pretty much spot on.
Zoomers growing up watching social media influencers (who all roid) trying to sell them the secret™ has nuked their perspective on what's natty. Doesn't help that most actors started roiding too so they can stay fit.There's this misconception that roiders immediately turn into huge freaks, when in reality it just speeds up the process of building muscle. Even women will look at some dude who obviously hits the gym 5-6 days a week and call it a "dad bod"
>>221012651yeah, he should be a male to male tranny roidmonkey with shaved and oiled up body and a 5 year old's hairline from 20 hair transplant operations
>>221012884>okay, we gave him a poison pen, let's not bother training our top agent to fight and just hope he always has his poison pen on him and always manages to use it before the other guy does anything
>>221012651all you need is a gun and the ability to use stairs
>>221012769I swear, nobody seems to know what a natty physique actually looks like.
>Moore was 60 in A View to a Kill but still was banging 20 year olds in his last movie, skiing to the beach boys and running up and down the eiffel towerdid silent genoomers really?
>>221012651You don't need useless bodybuilder muscles to kill people
Sean Connery was a body builder in his youthOP is a skinnyfat retard
>>221012651bodybuilding is an aesthetic and therefore feminine pursuit. real men simply do what they do and develop whatever muscles they happen to be using in the process.
>>221013247For example I have developed a large, padded gluteus maximums for the hours I spend sitting in a chair in front of a computer
>>221013247You saying Sean Connery was gay?
>>221012926They're both probably users as well. Brandon was the God of War for fuck's sake. I love them but their constant lying about their own use is fucking ridiculous.
>>221012651Die hard ended the muscle era of action movie stars90s was all about chubby white dudes being action movie stsrs
>>221013305>90s was all about chubby white dudes being action movie stsrsShould have stayed that way. Look at what we ended up with
>>221012806Some simple resistance training 3x a week would give him a better physique. Hes got the body of a pencil pusher desk jockey
>>221012651What's with boomers being so hairy? It's fucking weird. Me and everyone I know are hairless.
>>221012855Fedor would actually look ripped if he had low body fat, but he's at the highest weight class so extra mass is only beneficial.Brosnan just doesn't have any muscle, although it's still fine because he's not supposed to be the world's greatest heavyweight. You see plenty of twiggy guys who can kick ass at martial arts class.
My favorite is yul brynner in the ultimate warrior
>>221013403Don't fuck with him.
>>221013396>You see plenty of twiggy guys who can kick ass at martial arts class.lmao
>>221013292Most of the time it's for legal reasons. Even if they wanted to have some integrity, admitting to actively using illegal substances is just asking to be harrassed by law enforcement
>Zoomers think they need peak Arnold's physique to point a gunWhy are they so weak?
>>221012651Being a sperg who focuses on developing peak abs != Being a cold but highly technical, skilled sociopath who excels in state sponsored murderer.
>>221013553All these new sports popping up are hilarious. My favorite is retard collision
>>221013553>>221013577please tell me there's more retarded sports like this
>>221013577Cavemen most likely did this, so we are just going back to the roots
>>221012742I look a little chubbier and much hairier than that
>>221013553>the guy behind bracing before the land hits because he knows the guy is going downkek
I mean what could he possibly clean or squat? Could he even do a pl8 for reps. Maybe a placekicker, maybe. Too smol to be a punter even
>>221013577Hey, you know that thing they took out of american football for causing too much brain damage? Let's do JUST that!
Zoomers saw this and thought "I can't imagine jerking off to this man"
>>221012781Not this movie though
>>221012651almost certainly in better shape than the average actual trained killer special agent IRL
>>221012926>>221013292>There's this misconception that roiders immediately turn into huge freaks, when in reality it just speeds up the process of building muscle.I genuinely thought everyone knew this, but I just recently encountered a (fat) idiot who genuinely thinks steroids are these injections you take that then turn you into prime Arnold without any effort on your partLots of people don't understand steroids just let you lift heavier and recover faster. You still have to do it
>>221012806>cardioI wanted to say that Bond was a smoker and then remembered that Brosnan was the first non-smoker Bond and there was even a joke about it in TND
you may not like it but yadda yadda
>>221013403Yeah, but Yul Brynner is somehow still menacing.
>>221012651Why exactly would you need to be jacked in order to shoot people?
>>221013908Cope or damage control?
>>221013385Yeah because testosterone levels have fucking collapsed thanks to microplastics
>>221013577>WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL CTE CHAMPIONSHIP, WHERE ONLY THE MOST BRAIN DAMAGED WILL CLAIM THE GOLDEN HELMET!
>>221013908Almost every time the topic has come up with normies they've said shit like "nah dude, I dont wanna get too big". As if they'll suddenly wake up one day and look like Arnold. They genuinely dont understand that it's still a very slow process and that when they reach their goal body nobody is forcing them to keep going
>>221013385I had a hairless friend. Turns out his testosterone levels were extremely low. After he jumped onto TRT he suddenly got normal body hair
>>221012926This goes with the rampant cheating in online shooters too. Aimbot and steroids
>>221013553To be fair though, that fat fuck will die of a heart attack in his 50's
>>221014123he has a good amount of muscle and will probably be fine
>>221013577Mf's will do everything except bring back the colosseum
>>221014123I don't think the other dude screams "healthy lifestyle" either
>>221014106Have gaymers really started using roids? One would think they'd lean more towards PEDs that increase focus and reflexes like amphetamines and certain peptides
>>221014145Your heart literally can't tell the difference retard. 300 lbs of body mass is 300 lbs. Time for you to go on a diet.
>>221014174Wrong, stop being a skinny loser
>>221014148His blood pressure is probably normal though.
>>221014147We're getting there. Billionaires have already started a new olympics where the athletes get to roid as much as they want.Ironically the guys who openly roid in the new olympics either can't or barely can beat the normal world records, which means that pretty much everyone is on roids regardless. They're just able to hide it well, like Lance Armstrong did for like 20 years
>>221014182I weigh 200 lbs and work out 4 days a week retard. Talk to your doctor about it, they'll give you a wake-up call about BMI.
>>221014223I'm 350lbs and could kill you with a body slam
>>221012651>a spy looks like a regular human being and not a giant roidmonster????>how unrealistic
>>221014212>Ironically the guys who openly roid in the new olympics either can't or barely can beat the normal world records, which means that pretty much everyone is on roids regardlessTHISof course, the standard pilpul will be "see, PEDs don't matter goyim"
>>221014152I mean teens see their favorite "athlete" and get sold shit like just do aim training bro and its just a bunch of smokescreen to cover up the fact its a bunch of catboy trannies using aimbot still and want to groom kids. They think their favorite youtuber gamer is naturally good and sell them caffeine powder, expensive keyboards and mice with aim training programs to be as good as them but aim bot anyway because that's also another lucrative black market business under it all.10 years people will start saying "of course shroud was cheating"
>>221013577Barthes spoke of this
>>221014223if you worked out a lot you'd know BMI is a load of horseshit, you'd just some skinny loser
>>221012651I'm hairier than Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery
>>221013396>Fedor would actually look ripped if he had low body fatNo shit, low body fat is what being ripped is
>>221014212>>221014249I cant remember the name but I've seen some documentaries where they interviewed a lot of olympic gold medalists who were caught doping. And pretty much all of them said that literally everyone there uses steroids and if you don't, you will not be able to keep up. So everyone gets pressured into it even if they wanted to stay clean. It's grim
>>221014268are you greek by any chance
>>221013349Looks a billion times better if I'm wasting my time watching a movie I better see guys with actually good physiques if you want to be an ugly slob stick to dramas
>>221014264Your head has been filled with social media influencer bullshit. Stop reading raw egg nationalist and talk to a fucking doctor and they will set you straight. Fucking idiot.
>>221014212Lance Armstrong wasn't roiding he was doing that blood oxygenation bullshit
>>221014331no, BMI is inaccurate and only really worth considering for sedentary people for active people particularly those who do heavy lifting BMI is shit
>>221014342EPO is just the most famous one, but he also used testosterone, HGH and blood transfusions. The doctors who help athletes dope have developed very advanced protocols for them to avoid detection. You can easily look this up yourself.There's a great documentary on netflix called Icarus, where they follow the doctor who was in charge of helping all the Russian athletes at the olympics get away with doping. And he explains how everything works in detail
>>221014331>talk to a fucking doctorEven a lot of doctors are coming around to BMI being shit and admitting body fat % as the more accurate measurement of obesity
>>221014459There is no one complaining about BMI that isn’t also obese.
>>221012651dont you want your secret agents to look like an average joe?the roided jarhead types aren't built for that work, you only use them when there's no time to infiltrate and gather information
>>221014473pretty weak comeback imo, stop being a skinnyfat loser
>>221012651>"yup, seems like an appropriate physique for a trained killer special agent..."yes
>>221014342>Lance Armstrong publicly admitted that he used both testosterone and human growth hormone (HGH), along with EPO, cortisone, blood transfusions, and other doping methods during his cycling career. In his 2013 interview with Oprah Winfrey, he answered "yes" when asked whether he had used banned substances including testosterone and human growth hormone.
>>221013999"Exercise" could mean anything, and that triceps growth on gear being anywhere near no exercise implies it was a truly terrible plan. Also, no information on participant age, diet, what was taken, what dose, and for how long. For example, if you give 50-year-old sedentary men testosterone, they are going to gain strength and muscle. That's not magic, that's middle aged men being well past their testosterone peaks and weak from crappy lifestyle. The fat-free mass gains by the placebo/no exercise group, and especially compared to the placebo/exercise group, means something else was going on there.Still, everyone who trained on placebo got much stronger than people who didn't train on gear.>>221014039>They genuinely dont understand that it's still a very slow process and that when they reach their goal body nobody is forcing them to keep goingThis. >pin 200mg/week>lift>eat 2000 calories a day>wtf why aren't I Brock Lesnar
>>221013805Craig T. Nelson will always be Coach.Just as the guy that plays Major Dad will always be Major Dad.
>>221012651I like how retards think body builders are what athletes should look like when in reality those men can't even go up 5 flights of stairs without being winded
>>221014342>Lance Armstrong wasn't roidingHe was roided up to the gills, what are you talking about? He got busted, was stripped of his titles, and confessed like a decade agoI hope he had to pay restitution to the journalist who (accurately) reported that he was juicing back during his competition days, who he then successfully sued for 8 figures and had blacklisted from the industry
>>221013553What the fuck even is this where they apparently don't have rules or otherwise don't enforce them? The little guy keeps his hand on the table, only rotates from the hips with his feet firmly planted which obviously massively weakens an already underweighted slap.Then the big guy just fucking winds up and rips like a beyblade using his entire body to throw a massive, full extension haymaker slap... They're not remotely the same.It'd be like arm wrestling allowing one dude to use two hands or climb onto the table and use his legs.Obviously it's a joke sport but come on at least have some consistency.
>>221012651You don't have to be muscly to kill someone
>>221014523>skinnyfag copes
steroids ruined an entire generation of men
>>221014527>who he then successfully sued for 8 figures and had blacklisted from the industryDidnt know he did that. What a fucking scumbag
>>221012792ok I will leave now but come back next month
>>221013349I am gay and I want all men to look like this.
>>221013545anabolic steroids arent illegal retardim pretty sure actors have physicians prescribe way more dubious substances
>>221014527the thing that makes me laugh is that Amstrong gets to confess and gets stripped of everything but other roiders like LeBron, Jordan, Phelps, Serena, Bolt, Nadal, Djokovic... they all simply shut up and get called "the goats". For some reason this guy decided he wanted to talk that he cheated like every other top sportsman and he gets blacklisted and shamed.So Lance wanted to speak to atone and feel better but the rest of roiders simply continue like nothing.
>>221014147It would be more dignified, this just makes me sad for the species
>>221014679Could a woman actually do this irl?
>>221014719women arent real retard
>>221014496>>221014401>he used all these substances that aren't steroidsyes that's what I said
>>221014628You're being pedantic. It's a controlled substance and if a famous person goes around bragging about obviously abusing it, the prescribing doctor and they will come under the microscope
>>221014527never took a roid. again he did blood oxygenation bullshit
>>221014805>testosterone isn't a steroidYou are fucking braindead. It's used as the base for every steroid cycle
>>221014832so you don't actually have any chemistry knowledge and are just saying "roid" like a boogeyman. interesting
>>221014851Write this sentence into google: Is testosterone an anabolic-androgenic steroid?
>>221014546I've served retard. The most important thing to an athlete or someone in a physical active field is cardio, not muscle mass. Someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger would be a fucking terrible athlete because he wouldn't be able to do shit without getting windedActual athletes don't look like body builders. Pic related
>>221012651They don’t have barbells in Europe.
>>221014884>professor googleI am not indian you see I actually have knowledge and know things before I make a post I don't just adhoc google shit and post ai summaries as stand-ins for my own knowledge and education so sorry you had to learn white people actually know things like this but you had to grow up sooner or later rajesh there's a reason your country is a shit hole
>>221014887>I’ve servedIsrael thanks you goyim
>>221012651>>221013305>>221013431at least they don't have gyno
>>221014887>I've served retard.
>>221014928Thanks for admitting you're wrong and have no argumentI also fucking hate Muslims and if I could go back to kill more I'd do it in a heartbeat
>>221013385That's because you're brown (non-middle eastern).
>>221014906This isn't just an Indian thing. People everywhere are relying on LLMs to confirm their biases, validate their own narratives and worldviews, and win Internet arguments. I have met more than one person who will immediately use their phone to ask ChatGPT during a discussion or disagreement, and this type of person seems to uncritically accept the output, seemingly unaware of the fact that LLM output should be supplementary and that you need background knowledge to even attempt to interpret the integrity of whatever it spits out. I wonder how many times I've made this mistake and how strongly it has already influenced the course of my life
>>221014887nobody cares you ran a lot for Israel broin fights 9/10s out of ten the guy with the weight advantage wins, muscles are useful
>>221014977Good goy
>>221014977yes- destroy your mortal soul for the jew
>>221014977>rampant antisemitism on 4chan>nobody ever mentions that Arabs are just crispy Jewstired of reading {{{their}}} post desu
>>221015002translation: i’m wrong a lot and it enrages me that people are able to call me out on my bullshit
>>221014977>FUCK YEAH I LOVE SUCKING JEWISH COCK
>>221014887NFL requires zero cardio unless you’re a DB
>>221014887>I've servedwho did you serve?
>>221015046You're one of these low IQs who care more about "call outs" than whether or not something is actually true. Your post demonstrates NPC/slave mentality
>>221015031Most of the fags on 4chan now are zoom zooms that weren't around when 9/11 happened. I enlisted solely to go to either Iraq and Afghanist and kill as many of those pieces of shit as I could
>>221015076whoms't*
>>221015049Yes. Your ridicule is powerless. They love jews and hate Muslims, and they will always side with jews and israel.
>>221014819am I?they brag about abusing HGH and going to foreign countries for treatments not legal to the US, but the equivalent of bragging about abusing cough medicine when youre having a cold is going to alert law enforcement
>>221015054So you know fucking nothing about the NFL. You don't explode into sprints on almost every play without cardio
>>221012651I was an intelligence officer and I had a really big gut. Like massive, pregnant-looking. Now I'm a NEET.
>>221013823helmets cause more brain damage
>>221015290Yeah, but you were probably a lazy case officer and not a NOC like Bond
>>221012651Roid trannies
>>221012651>>221012806>>221013922>>221013951He could clearly perform his role as an average good looking man who is a slick driver and trigger puller. >>221014887He can clearly perform just fucking fine.
>>221012651You are a homosexual who wants to fuck men
>>221015007i assume you're referring to orchestrated fights? in real life you just try to gas the guy out, tactically move back etc.
>>221013577>RNCretarded nigger collision?
>>221013577
>>221013305Well what do you expect? they are actors not superheros.
>>221015455>in real life you just try to gas the guy out, tactically move back etc.It rarely works, the bigger guy tanks your hits because you're small fry with a weak punch and when he hits you it breaks your jawIt's even worse when a bigger guy decides to wrestle you to ground, which is common in real fights. You think you can deal with a guy who is 100lbs heavier than you body slamming you?
>>221014822>never took a roid. again he did blood oxygenation bullshitThank you for your post from 2011, AnonBuy some Bitcoin or somethingEPO, which he took to increase red blood cell count and thus his blood's ability to carry oxygen far beyond what was genetically possible for him, is a performance-enhancing hormone and banned. Testosterone, which he took and distributed to fellow teammates, is literally the original steroid and has been banned everywhere since the original anti-doping laws. He used lots.From the 90s, he was taking HGH, human growth hormone, the 1990s' cutting edge PED that was also banned everywhere.He and his team carefully calibrated his doses with blood testing and used cocktails of masking chemicals, including a lot of diuretics, to keep him undetectable.On top of that he was getting highly-oxygenated transfusions, but that was the tip of the iceberg compared to the amount of steroids and HGH he was on, and the lengths to which he and his doctors went to fool the anti-doping tests.After getting caught and stripped of all his titles post-1998, he confessed to all of the above, specifically, 13 years ago.https://www.cnn.com/2013/01/15/health/armstrong-ped-explainer>Did he use EPO? Testosterone? Cortisone? Human growth hormone? Illegal blood transfusions and other blood doping? Armstrong answered “yes” on all counts.>In October, the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency released more than 1,000 pages of evidence in doping allegations against Armstrong and his teammates. He was stripped of his seven Tour de France titles in the scandal. On Thursday, the International Olympic Committee demanded that he give back the bronze medal he won in 2000.
>>221015054Holy retard
>>221015568you're replying to a person who's obviously trying to ragebait
>>221014669Lance got caught. The guys you mentioned didn't.And the only reasohn Lance got caught was because he fucked over a former teammate, and that teammate decided to blow the whistle as revenge. He didn't get caught through testing like a lot of people assume. It's super easy to cheat the tests
>>221015648Yeah, I scrolled up after effortposting and saw the rest of what he'd said, lesson learned>deca isn't a steroidSweet Jesus
>>221012651Because movie stars and execs understood that it's all about the face, and always has been. That's what makes a leading man a leading man.
>>221015742Efron probably thought his jaw implants would look as good as hemsworth's. Grim
>>221015697>that teammate decided to blow the whistle as revengedidn't know that.But still, that's not my point. My point is, every top sportsman in the past 20 years have most likely taken substances. Some are more obvious than others, of course. LeBron is a 100% sure.But Lance confessed and got ganged up on him by the press and cast aside like a dog. We act like is a pariah, when he is like basically everyone else.
>>221013212Didn't he say he knew it was weird, even back then, as soon as he found out on set that he was older than her dad? It's not like he got to pick her anyway, would have been the producers.
>>221015786>But Lance confessed and got ganged up on him by the press and cast aside like a dog. We act like is a pariah, when he is like basically everyone else.He should have blown the lid off and exposed everyone, maybe then the corruption could be removed
>>221015786Yes, like 99% of top athletes use PEDs. But they only have to do the walk of shame if they get caught. Lance got caught with his pants down and even without the confession he was done
>>221015742I'm Australian and I don't think I've ever seen a movie he's in. He's just not a star. Is he in marvel slop or something?
>>221015808Right is me after I do 20 pushups before bed every night
>>221015808He's not actually that much bigger on the right, just cut and aggressively lit, and then on the day of shooting shirtless scenes you are worked out like a dog without any water to give you a big pump + dehydration cut
>>221015894He played the villain in the most expensive Australian film ever made just a few years ago too.
>>221015979>Australian film
>>221012869This dude would cut your throat as you slept and the last thing you'd see is this smug face. Absolute baller.
>>221012925This guy gets it.
>>221012651To be fair this was considered jacked back then in the 70s
>>221012651Believe it or not, actually soldiers don't spend their time lifting barbells and drinking whey
>>221013999They will sperg endlessly against this because roiders are all dumb normalfags or normalfag wannabes whose personal narrative is that they're grinding for max performance using any and every means available instead of just the truth that they're lazy and vain. At least that's how it was with people I knew--maybe the newer gens are too "self aware" for that so it's just Chadcore American Psychomaxxing now instead
>>221014887>I've servedYour opinion is invalid
>>221012651Yup. Goes to show how gay you are that you're so fixated on what men look like. Back then homosexuality was frowned upon so they shut their mouths and normal people enjoyed kino.
>>221017009You're an absolute retard men have always evaluated the appearance of other men and admired them for it. Charles Atlas predates your entire male line. You're an absolute giga retard
>>221017211>men have always evaluated the appearance of other menTo some extent, but their actions and character was always the important part. They didn't gossip about men's hairlines and wrinkles like zoomer """men""" do.
>>221017211>>221017294It used to be that young men were meant to draw inspiration from other men who they admired, envied or respected. Now, it seems like younger men are more inclined to tear each other down, instead. What changed? Maybe postmodern feminism is shoved into everything these days, including education, but is that really enough to create such a drastic shift in such a short period of time?
quiet, roidtranny
>>221012926If roids weren't so bad for your heart and genitals I would roid the fuck out in an instant.
>>221013212Roger Moore was only there for close-ups, he didn't do shit in that movie.
>>221015808>>221015932He actually looks bigger in X3 because he isn't cut-up.
>>221017363It's because what's being pushed as attractive isn't. For guys what is it, brad pitt and tom cruise are fucking 60? timothy chamelet who is a twink? There's no aspirational physique in movies like arnold, like van damme, like stallone. You know, how guys actually want to look. Muscular and strong and not a roid tranny freak
>>221014887>Actual athletes don't look like body builders. Pic relatedThis is a cherry pic you retard, and not proof of anything. I can also post tons of nfl, mma, mbl, track runners, etc that look like jacked to the gils
>>221015932Lol actual retard. His individual muscles are clearly bigger after a decade of training between the two pictures. His biceps are minuscule for example in the left picture
>>221012651Don't be a faggot.
>>221014499Thanks for the clarification, Dr Faggot.
>>221016125Does army desk jockey chest candy stop a bullet?
>>221014887>Actual athletes don't look like body buildersPictured: Actual athleteYour next cope?
>>221019178That's a weightlifter you disengenious mouth breathing faggot. We've already gone over this
this is what a high-t alpha abusive rapist chad looked like in 1990
>>221014887>I've served retardYeah you're serving it right now
>>221012651People with taste knew the Brosnan movies were awful. That said, it's a pretty good physique for an Irishman.For me, it's Timothy.
>>221012769He isn't "out of shape", but he is completely untrained, not a single ounce of muscle. This kind of body only comes from literally doing nothing but sitting and drinking a light repast of daily alcohol to feminize the body while minding your calories to prevent excessive weight gain.
Compare a man who was ejaculating out all of his testosterone daily before lunch.
>>221014099I have high compared to most people and have almost no body hair. it's genetic in part. also have high strength, tall, naturally athletic.
>>221014223I weigh 800lbs and I'm 7'4, pure muscle. I just ran 3 marathons in a day and my bmi is 1% bodyfat
>>221019547truth.
>>221019222>only breathes through his mouth because he's so used to having dicks taking up all the room in his mouthdickbreather
>>221013951this is the ideal male body
>>221013305This reminds me, I need to rewatch The Saint.
>>221013553>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*
>>221013212It was worse in for your eyes only. At least for me, the jailbait made more look so much older.
>>221012651Boomers see this "nutrition information" and decide it must be true because the government said so
>>221015309>it's okay, I only get moderate brain damage
If every Bond fought every other Bond, who'd be the champion?
>>221020892Gonna need more details - equipment, starting locations, etcCraigBond loses basically anything that isn't a straight-up fistfight though
>>221012651Thats whats your average special forces type dude looked like in the 90s and prior. They weren't the yoked out linesmen types they are today, that all came after 9/11.
>>221014719Yes and whats hotter is she would probably piss/squirt all over you aswell because of the pressure on her pelvic floor. Its common for female weight lifters to drop their entire bladder when straining their lower body like when doing deadlifts or heavy squats.
>>221019591Yet his natural frame and face are still more masculine and attractive to women than the majority of gymcels who toil away day after day fighting against their subpar genetics>t. gymcel
>>221021086spies are not special forces
>>221012651it is, the roided look is gay af
>>221012651>REEEEEEE BOOMERS!!Obsessed
>>221012651Real-life spies are considerably more plain-looking than Pierce Brosnan, the entire point is to be unnoticedSee: Fang Fang
>>221021282They call them 'grey men' because the precise point is to be so dull and average that people ignore you. Piers Brosnan walking into your building is going to draw every eye. Darren in a hoodie and cargo pants is going to fade into the background.
>>221013577Literally just a speedrun of football brain injuries lmao.
>>221012651Sean Connery is a bodybuilder when he landed Bond role and he's not jacked
>>221012925>It's Bond. He's a middle aged high functioning alcoholic whose entire concept of robust physical fitness boils down to doing 10 press upsaka most women's preferred body type
>>221021317The ultimate infiltration disguise is a high-vis vest with a hard hat and a clipboard
>>221020980Let's say an MMA fight, a shoot house fight with the pistol he carries on screen, and a free battle in an airsoft-like arena outdoors where he can use whatever he had access to on screen
>>221013951i used to look like this and got zero pussy. i got a dad bod now from drinking excessively and get laid all the time. also yes they are hot women i would not brag about fucking fatties. in fact i had a chubby fwb when i looked like pic related and i got cuties all up in my shit with a small beer gut. it took me a long time to realize women like different things from us
>>221021195Bond's lore from the books is that he was a Naval Commando in WW2(Flemming helped establish 30 Commando and did the training but wasn't to participate in actual ops because he was a pussy. So he wrote Bond as a power fantasy). Modern iteration is that he was SBS before joining MI6. He holds the rank of Commander RN and in the film Tommorow Never Dies you see him in his dress uniform and he has the SBS para wings on his right arm. Also as a spy he would receive the same training and skills as SF do anyway. Bond is clearly proficient at diving, HALO jumping, explosives, small arms, hand to hand combat, rappelling, sniping etc. MI6 have their own section which is like the CIAs Special Activities Division and those guys are recruited from UKSF. 22SAS E SQN are also attached to MI6.
>>221021130i have a pee fetsih this sounds awesome. i've gotten a couple one night stands to pee on me lol
>>221021282Really depends. Like an actual spy, as in someone who gathers human intelligence through sources yes. But someone who's a part of a group like the CIA's Special Activities Division or MI6's E SQN would be as they are all former SF operators. Bond is obviously a fictional character but hes not a first year spy fresh out of traiing who would spend most of his time tapping phone lines, intercepting emails, blackmailing people for information or simply sitting in a building taking photos of people for hours on end.
>>221021561>i have a pee fetsih this sounds awesomeEnjoy my bro. FYI Girls name is Sarah Linn, singaporean chick who used to post on /fit/ years ago.
>>221021617thanks anon, man of cultire
>>221013577I've been worrying I might have cancer lately and been really down in the dumps but this cheered me up a little.
>>221021653sorry anon, hope you don't have cancer
>>221021473>MMA fightCraig Bond>Shoot houseThis one's more up-in-the-air, but I'd probably give it to Brosnan Bond (Moore and Connery also have some pretty good outings for shooting skills but they're a bit less consistent)>Free battle with all accessMoore Bond wins 7/10 times just because his equipment is OP. Brosnan might have a chance to hide in his invisible car and hope he doesn't get killed by an errant missile or something, then try to take out whoever is left over while they're tired (it'd be Moore)
>>221017211if you look at a male physique and spend more thought than>hmm i should go for this lookyou're a fucking homo
>>221021561how did you do it? just said "pee on me"?
>>221013431>bisexual actor, Yul Brynner
>>221012651Untrained people think you need to be roided to the gills to hurt someone but it really doesn't take that much. Especially when everyone uses guns now. He's not a grunt, he doesn't have to ruck 40 miles with a 100lb pack.
>>221014538early power slapping understood the appeal was to have one guy get his shit rocked.it's the same with boxing or ufc - all the rules exist so that one fighter fucks up somehow -either on cardio or water weight or just plain loses focus and gets knocked out.it's no fun watching two equivalently trained and prepared fighters whale on each other, it's actually kinda sad and off putting.
>>221013614Real life sword fighting is fucking awesome.
>>221012855Fedor literally had a 400 lbs bench at one point, you don't look like him as a regular fat dude.
>>221013212Moore was aware how creepy it was and insisted of the fact that he is essentially a grandpa written into "For your eyes only", he even said he wished that was his last movie, but he still had to do two more.
>>221013553>>221013577Something like this but they headbutt each other. Just speedrun that brain damage.
>>221012651>a trained killer00 agents are a lot more than that and their jobs are more nuanced than just 'killing people.' hard to infiltrate and blend into criminal organizations as a hulking mountain of muscle that towers of everyone else.
>>221013305>>221012651>>221013431Yeah, these are the bodies of actual athletic people. Not bulky, dehydrated, roided out freaks who would get winded 30 seconds into a fist fight.
>>221012651He... He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you <3
>>221014264No. I too was 200 lbs with a 330 lbs bench at 6'1I still was 17-18% bodyfat.BMI is very accurate even for fitness people, the amount of mass required to be lean at that weight at my height would mean your genetics are so good, go and win international bodybuilding competitions.
>>221014494>bond>couldnt get a womans legs openplease
>nooo an MI6 agent should look like a gymtroon>it's not realisticlmao you're out of touch with reality
>>221012925yes
>>221021653what's your symptoms? (lots of people been saying this lately)
>>221023862He took the vax
>>221023867ooof
>(you)
>>221017698>he fell for the shrinking dick mythIt shrinks your nuts, IF and only IF you don't take HCG during your roid cycle. Roids temporarily shuts down your balls from producing testosterone. HCG keeps them active even with roids.It doesn't affect your dick at all
>>221014256This is a really good insight. The era of the grift is fucking real. Everything has become fake and gay.
>>221021282Julian Dorey did like a 3 hour interview with a former NOC who's job was to infiltrate a mexican cartel. And he was a fatass. Dorey expected him to have gotten Jason Bournie tier training but turns out he got almost zero fighting training (because it takes 10+ years to become a great fighter and the whole spy training is only like 1-2 years). They just focused on teaching him how to de-escalate situations so he never had to get into a fight, and how to shoot in case he ever did get into a fight
>>221012651Trained killers rarely look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Christopher Lee was RAF intelligence and pretty close to a real life James Bond. I couldn't find any pictures of him topless, but he doesn't seem much more buffed.In general even the absolute best MMA fighters don't look like body builders.
>>221014977so many seething shitskins on the webaite now, these replies are embarassing. we need a new gated forum as a bonus we culture could easily manipulate the subhumans remaining here
>>221024128women on birth control get too much test and like the left
>>221013577>all the injuries and brain damage of contact sports with none of the skill or money involvedbased
>>221012651That's the upper class bod and befitting of his character. Lifting weights to maximize your aesthetic is for peasants.
>>221024353I didn't say dick, I said genitals.
>>221019591>feminize the bodyyou really think pierce brosnan has a feminized body? his facial development alone shows he has had more testosterone in his development than 90% of zoomers
>>221012651this is the body of an aristocrat spy. imagine thinking the right would 'blend in' among politicians, business men, and military leaders. he looks like a retarded ape
>>221024902The thing that most people don't get about real life spies is that they're supposed to be really plain looking, someone you don't commit to memory. So it makes no sense for Bond to be super jacked anyway. It also makes no sense for Bond to constantly be wearing designer suits, tuxes, watches, and go around telling everyone his real name to the point where hotel stuff all over the world recognise him immediately, but that's a separate kettle of fish.
>>221012651That is what reasonably fit men who don't spend all day every day in the gym actually look like, though.
>>221012651Unironically peak male. Anyone who has been in the army know this. They all look like this for a reason
>>221012651I look like this and think of myself as twink
>>221012651you resolved a very big problem for me anon , I am the fittest among my peers
>>221013999"Fat-Free," or Lean Mass, includes water weight. This study was debunked years ago.
>>221014174You think your body doesn't the difference between being 300lbs of fat vs. 300 lbs of muscle?You're brown
>>221013553wouldn't doing this even a couple of times cause brain damage
