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>pitching your movie idea to modern Hollywood female producers
>walk into office
>see this
Wat do
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>>221013935
I take her feet, press them against my face like a mask and huff on them like a dying man gasping for air
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Ah, miss porthole. May I?
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more like pitching a tent in my pants haha
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>>221013935
knowing it's bait, hours of makeup and silicone injections
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>>221013935
>May I lick those
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I pitch her my movie as a Czechoslovak New Wave revival kino but it was actually written as a post-2010s mumblecore flick
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>>221014047
I thought the hat was a bedpan from the thumbnail
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>>221013935
She's a terrible actress
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>>221014393
kek
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>>221014047
Goblin genes always surface.
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Hershlag, not like this...
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>bad feet
>bad body
>decent face
Industry plant
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>>221013935
Sigh in relief because im a fellow autist, but then become overwhelmed with dread as i remember that female autists hate male autists even more than normie women
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>>221015799
Her feet are not ugly, they're a solid 7/10
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>>221015817
Skinny-straight-toed flippers, more like 4/10
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>>221015857
>Skinny-straight-toed flippers
That's not a bad thing
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>>221015857
>Skinny-straight-toed
how is this bad you gayboy
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>>221015817
strong 8/10 for me
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>>221013935
I wonder why her office is outside.
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>>221016219
She's working from home.
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>>221013935
>Lust provoking image
>Time wasting question
Kill yourself
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>>221016252
>>Lust provoking
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Pitch her that idea for a postapocalyptic sitcom I had then eat her asshole
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>>221013935
Auhtorotie ACTION.

Flip it out. And she has to follow my lead because I'm the director from London and it's her job



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