90% artery blockage. Days from a heart attack.How the fuck did he let himself get that bad?
Wait is there a new season?
>>221014667Well you know, he has been looking extremely ruddy for the last year or so.
>>221014682First episode just dropped a few days ago.
Don't leave us jezza...
>>221014667He’s a Boomer Britisher. That entire demographic believes that healthy eating, exercise, drinking in moderation, and basic grooming is all zesty woke nonsense.Hammond was the butt of every joke on Top Gear for decades because he was the only one who cared about his appearance. Clarkson would unironically rather die than risk looking fruity by dieting.
>>221015038>BritisherJust say Brit, you fucking jeet faggot.
>>221014667Remember the U.K. is only the size of half a state or so. The ~15 personalities they have is all there is.
>>221014667smoking, drinking, eating like shit, not exercising.Pretty much the triumvirate. You anons need to go on a 30-45 minute walk a few times a week - yes you.
his stomach must be purple from the distension that has grown so awful. they are very skillful at hiding it.
>>221014667brown foodbrown drinkheart attack
Boomers man. You try to tell them to get small amounts of exercise in, and stop subsisting on booze, cakes and sausages, and they treat you like you're being ridiculous.
>>221014667he's looked visibly really unhealthy for like 15 years now, if anything it's surprising it took this long to catch up with him
I haven't seen this season yet but heard he broke up with the missus, Lisa Hogan. I enjoyed watching her and hope this isn't the case, but can't begrudge anyone having to wake up to Jezza every day.
There was a picture of him shirtless on the internet, looked repulsive, like a bloated carcassI cant imagine how he got a gf, its not like she is poor
>>221016067I hope he starts dating that hot tractor woman from a few seasons ago, she needs more airtime
>>221015038James may also looks like garbage.
How come they never show the actual mansion he lives in on the farm?
>>221014667How gut is truly enormous
>>221016075Grim
>>221016232What a handsome man
>>221016232I've never seen such a dashing young man.
>>221016067I couldn’t find a reliable source for that so I think they are still together
>>221014667He drinks a ridiculous amount, smoked for almost his entire life and ate like shit almost his entire life. It's not that much of a shock.
>>221016067She didn't, some retarded tabloid site made that up. I know because I got duped too and actually the read the article, which was just complete bullshit. The UK must be the last country in the world that still has those boomer gossip magazines.
He's just an old British man, it happens. He and Alan the builder have a detailed chat about their mutual cardiovascular problems later on.
>no you cant do that jeremy, you have to spend an entire episode finding a funny solution to the problem while repeating the lines amazons team of writers wrote for you
When the travellers turne dup I literally turned off my TV and walked away. Didn't return to the episode for a couple of days, I was just like>if I watch this it's going to put me in a bad fucking mood because they're such cunts and even just fucking seeing them fills me with disgust and rage So then when I finally did go back and resume and it was resolved in a couple of minutes off-camera it was a pleasant surprise
>>221016007he has always looked like shit, even at 40 he looked 60
>>221016512Ah, ok. Makes sense. Thanks!
>>221015038>healthy eating, exercise, drinking in moderation, and basic grooming is all zesty woke nonsenseWell they ain't wrong
>>221016007>15 yearsAnon, Top Gear started 24 years ago, and he looked like crap then.
>>221016232Looks like every middle management civil engineer over 45 I have ever met
>>221017001Yeah man! Live like an utter fucking pig, die young and leave a grotesque, bloated shit heap of a corpse!Retard.
>>221017057Try harder, faggot.
>>221016075Unless you look like a greek god, all men are equally attractive to women.
>>221017057Seethe more zoomie fag
>>221017181>>221017342Go fuck a high-end prostitute, eat as much crap as you want, drink yourself in to oblivion and smoke a case of cigars and blow your brains out then and be done with it, if you're so cool and hardcore.
>>221017057Eating goyslop until you have to pay Dr. Noseberg 500000 for a heart surgery is based and redpilled stupid zoom zoom
>>221017421Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>221014667It becomes harder to change your habits with age.
He looks like complete shit, he must be drinking and smoking a shitload to look like that.
>>221017421Damn you're so pathetic
>>221017524You can't discount bong genes
>>221016075All foids care about is money and status, if you don't look like a fat cunt then that's just a bonus.
Actually read his booksIt's him cutting down drinking that unironically made him fatter
attn all bongs, b truthful, which 1 r u
I just started working out seriously at 30 as well as fixing my diet and drinking less. It’s only been a year and I still look like shit. Does it get better?
>>221017634Even if you don’t look better yet, you are better. Just working out and getting more blood flow to your muscles has made you stronger and healthier whether it shows up on the outside or not.
>>221017634>It’s only been a year and I still look like shit. Does it get better?Compare pictures of yourself now and then from a year ago. Assuming you've been taking your diet and exercise seriously there WILL be a noticeable improvement to your appearance after a year.
>>221015626He doesn't try to hide it at all, what are you talking about?
>>221016067I would break up with that cunt for buying truffles, geese, snails, and flat sheep too.
>>221017597holy kek
>>221017634Keep at it, it will only get better
If you want to be healthy eat raw meat raw liver raw heart drink raw milk and eat raw egg yolks Anything else is Cole
>>221015038>>221015059I believe the correct term is bongistani or thirdie
>>221014667>Smoked 3 packs of ciggies every day for most of his life>Drank 3 pints of wine every day>Eat only meat and carbs and lots of it. And after quitting smoking replace that by eating even more food>Go to 2-3 parties every week and drink shitloads thereHmmm I wonder why....
>>221016203didn't they show it on top gear? his property is so fucking big there are public roads running through it
>>221017524Yep. He said that for most of his life he smoked 3 packs every day. He quit that 9 years ago after almost dying. He drank 3 pints (his words not mine) of wine every day. And then 2-3 times a week he went to parties and drank way more there. Plus eating like shit as well for all of his life especially after he quit smoking, since he basically replaced smoking with eating even more, which happens to a lot of people who quit smoking. It's just replaced with a huge appetite instead.
>>221016203>>221018565You can find the farm shop on google maps. it looks like there are at least 2 public roads running through his property, it's that fucking big
>>221018643Didn't he pay like 800k for the land or something as well 20 years ago? Wonder what that land alone is worth now, quite a lot more I reckon.
>>2210186412 bottles of wine isn't that badGod I'm a drunk
>>221018680IDK I bought my condo in 2019 and now it's worth like twice as much as I paid because inflation is retarded. I'd assume that farm is worth a ton now
>>221016232better body than elon at least.
>>221015975NOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GROW OLD AND BECOME A BURDEN ON YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND SOCIETY AS A WHOLE
>>221019120this is the most grim part. doesnt matter if you make it and become worth literally a trillion dollars, you could still end up being like elon. why even try.
>>221018680>at a family gathering, start hearing all the boomers talking about how the house they bought for 45-80k is now worth 800k-1 milly>then hear them talking about why their kids wont move out/get a home
>>221017057When you're staring down the barrel before age 50, think about this post.
>>221019273>i coulda...been on my second hip....operation....in a home....if i had....just suffered for the past....30 years....eating like...a white...gym...br-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221014667>How the fuck did he let himself get that bad?English food.
>>221016232
>>221018643Farms are big anon. That's why they're all getting screwed by that inheritance tax. The government says their land is worth a shit ton of money and aside from rich hobby farmers like Clarkson they can't afford to pay 20% of their total assets when they die.
>>221019974You shouldnt have to pay tax when you die, ludicrous
>>221019256at least my parents understand how retarded the housing market is and think I did a good job by getting lucky and buying when I did >>221019974>>221019994there should be, there won't be, but there should be a different categorization of land for legitimate agricultural use compared to rich guy wants a lot of land
>>221015975good let them all die desu
>>221016232At least he looks more human than that Elon photo.
>>221017057>Yeah man! Live like an utter fucking pig, die young and leave a grotesque, bloated shit heap of a corpse!
>nearly seventyDecent. You see those people who are a bit older and they're literally just lingering around waiting to die, zero quality of life. A 2 decades belated graceless expiration at the hands of modern medicine does not look like a good way to spend your final years.
