Is this really what all boys in the 90’s wanted?
Still ist. born in the 90's and had sex with a game boy
>>221015610is this a serious question
Is that the chick from Dumb and Dumber
Yes, but just that. Sex would be gross. It's just cool to see a lady with boobs in underwear. The sex part is stinky and gross.
At that age I was already thinking about girls
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>>221015864This is incredible life advice.
Whats the correct order of choice?We all agree its>her>cake>videogameright?
>>221015610I would buy more vydia if they made ads like this
>>221016050Play Gameboy while fucking her or getting head, pausing your game briefly to eat a piece of cake
>not pink gameboy>not strawberry cakeworst birthday ever
>>221015940>creampied assbased
>>221015610yeah fart on that cake
>>221016204I was a kiwi green kind of guy, mostly because I had enough people calling me a faggot as a kid, but understandable choices.
>>221015940wtf this isn't adding any flavor to the soup!
>>221015864I thought Pokémon was cool when I was 12. Nowadays I don't think it is all that much cool, but I still like it for the nostalgia and foine-ass Pokégirls.
>>221015610You can just tell she had a nice bush.
>>221015610at that time? maybebut i didnt really want to fuck the woman my uncle had back then eitheri had my own women because the 90s wasnt ran by fags, jews angry bimbos and niggers yet that hated straight white men the 90s had a different vibe where zoomers werent retarded and no one cared about gay shit like girls (zoomer men act like women and argue about who is the most popular that is an actual girl trait not a guy trait) they do now
>>221015610Why couldn't they have done a version of this with a little girl and some 25-year-old Chad? Is it because they think women can't be rapists?
>>221016050It's certainly her first so you get post nut clarity and can focus on game. Chocolate cake after you've had your fill of gaming, then you really should fuck her again. After that you can take a nap with a full belly and empty balls.
>>221016050>>221016158Eat the cake off her tits then once the tits are wet with your spit have her give you a tit job while playing star fox.
>>221015610Wish they fucked.
>>221015796
>>221018789I'm 37. Anyone who immediately says sex doesn't embody their child self faithfully. Boobs are meant to be looked at. Vaginas are slimy and gooky! ew! Just give me the fucking cake and gameboy! bitch! boobies!
