How would you respond to Hugh Laurie without sounding mad?
Frido Kahlo was a talentless hack thobeit
>>221016450Why would Hugh even respond ?
>>221016531Don't even need to add thobeit. Hideous art devoid of greater purpose doesn't deserve any recognition other than infamy.
>>221016450Why is Hugh seething? He's rich.
>>221016450>>221016561He was rattled
>>221016531Absolutely. Her life was much more interesting than her work. Her husband was a better painter too. Now that I'm thinking about it, everyone in her circle was a better artist than her, but people only talk about Frida.
>>221016561>>221016616He is proving a point that the creators have to be entertaining and take the audience on a journey. Hence the waiting for her novel jab!
>>221016450There is no real response, since zoomers just don't understand or appreciate the appeal of primarily episodic TV shows (unless they're a toonfag).
>>221016661She was iconic for her visage as well. The paintings do pop out if you have seen them once, they are immediately able to be recognized.
>>221016450I like House. It was fun. Excellent cast, great dynamics, they had fun with the writing, had some good serious moments and a lot of great fun moments. The only major stupid thing they did was trying to force villains in to the story. The cop was good for a while, but the show got much better when the producers seemed to realise House was the hero and the villain of the show. Or at least saw that a villain didn't work.
"Excellent retort Hugh! However, you really didn't need to pen an essay just to say he was right. Brevity is the soul of wit after all. Ta!"
>>221016450I wouldn't. I'd listen to him and that's what no one did.
"NBC is singular and you mean parantheses."
wasn't it on Fox
>>221016450House is definitely not a show to binge because it really that damn formulaic, like most episodic stuff but House goes beyond that and is strictly formula, nearly every episode follows it. I can watch Star Trek or X-Files or Law and Order and reasonably expect something a little different from the previous episode, not true at all with House.
>>221016847You win.
>>221016450House MD was on Fox
>>221016836>The only major stupid thing they did was trying to force villains in to the story.That was a push from the network rather than the show runners.
>>221016450He starred in Stuart Little. Fuck him.
>>221016929Star trek and x files, yes. Any law and order, no. Maybe my favorite was criminal intent because they had such elaborate plots. Bobby goren and Nicole Wallace were the best episodes put to screen.
He's right, but responding at all makes him look salty.
>>221016929>House is definitely not a show to bingeWorks for me. It was more about the characters and house being a dick, the case of the week was just to get a guest star who has an illness that may or may not end up being a metaphor for the moral of the episode.
>>221016970I remember that I really enjoyed Stuart Little when I watched it in the cinema as a kid but I don't remember a single thing about it. I would watch it again but seeing how good life was back then, a movie full of white people, man, I just can't handle it. I'd probably blow my brains out.
>>221016962I know that, why I said "the producers" later on.
>>221016946Don’t reply to yourself, it’s uncouth.
>>221016847The "brevity is the soul of wit" phrase was spoken by a character meant to be an idiot.
Janet is retarded because the medical cases aren't the show narrative, just a vehicle for the actual narrative to move.
>>221016900Bongs call parentheses brackets.
>>221016561You can use no-name internet tards to strengthen your ability at arguing and to consolidate thoughts in your mind that were otherwise vague.Sometimes I argue for things on here that are the opposite of what I really believe in just so I can understand how the other side reasons.
It goes to show you that some people will always be insecure and feel the need to respond to anonymous strangers (possibly bots) to defend their bruised ego.This guy could wake up and think “hmmm I feel like seeing the Banzai Pipeline because of that documentary I remember now” and go to Hawaii that day or decide to fly to Vietnam because he wants Vietnamese food. He could buy 100 acres for farming or hunting or get into saltwater aquariums and build a huge one with professional help. He has the money to pretty much do anything we’d dream of.Yet how does he spend his time? Shitposting on Twitter. Sad!It’s like whenever some famous person dies and you find out their bloodwork showed a cocktail of anti-depressants, anxiolytics, pain killers and so on. Tom Petty had everything but he was on tons of stuff. You’d think they lived like kings and loved life but nope.
>>221017268she probably browses her phone when it's characters talking about personal motivations and hangups>ugh just get to the medical part
>>221016450“You’re defending schlock Hugh.”
>>221017281I call niggers “blackaronis” and chinks “slant-eyed slingers”
>>221017266>meant to be an idiot.Polonius is a lot more complex than that. The point of that speech isn't that he is giving bad advice, its actually great really insightful advice to be a virtuous person, the problem is Polonius doesn't actually follow any of that, he's a hypocrite. The next time you see him he's sending the normal to france to poke about his business. I fucking love Polonius.
>>221017337I don't use social media speecifically because I don't want to feel compelled to respond to strangers. On 4chan if someone replies to you you can ignore it, but on twitter for example, if someone calls you out and you don't reply, everyone can see that, forever. I see it so often, celebrities, politicians even, responding to nobodies, because they fear the consequences of not doing so.
>>221016450But there are several House episodes where the patient does die
>>221016955This. The tweet is either bullshit or Laurie's drunk.
I'd quote his blackadder roles back at him
>>221017337>Yet how does he spend his time? Shitposting on Twitter. Sad!Based Hugh.
>>221016929The worst shows to binge are the late 2000s USA network slop. Burn notice, white collar, monk, etcYou just can't watch more than a few in a row before just hating the whole thing
>>221017557>monkSHUT YOUR WHORE FUCKING MOUTH
>>221017398Based
>>221017593No, you misunderstand me. I love them. But you can't binge them, else you grow to hate them
>>221016450>>221016561he's a snippy bitch
>>221016450Hugh Laurie? Probable quare.
>>221016671But he didn't rebuff her critique at all about repeating the same format every episode is not entertaining and not taking anybody on a journey
>>221016450>I am not MAD!>writes an entire novel for reply
Not surprised that the real life actor of House is the most based celebrity tweet I've come across yet
>>221017659At the time it didn't need to be different because it was made to be watched each week. There was not constant repetition of the formula because there were dozens of hours between episodes back then while now you watch every episode immediately after the previous which lets you notice and make an issue of the structure. You would sit down, watch and not go "oh I wonder how the episode is going to fir to the existing structure" but "wonder what randomb bullshit House is going to cure today".
>>221016450How would I respond? Your new orleans black songs you sing with southern accent are cringe.
>>221016450Bach wrote transcendent masterpieces, counterpoint of such unfathomable lucidity that it bordered on divine. Huge Laurie starred in a pile of worthless televised medical-procedural dogshit as a cynical curmudgeon appreciated almost exclusively by middle aged women and turboredditors. Huw's legacy, the variations of his abiding theme, will only echo in the dismal puddle of onions that he has marked in history, and not in the angelic chorus of church choirs and holy masses.
>>221017882You don't need to watch consecutively to get bored by the same format ad nauseum every time you do watch
>>221016450atlantic city coma guy was the best episode
>>221017997you write like someone with no friends
>>221016699>The paintings do pop out if you have seen them once, they are immediately able to be recognized.so does that Soup can painting, doesn't make them good.
>>221016450Kek. You don't argue with an old-school Bong who was writing and acting long before most people online are born.
>>221016561Sometimes you just want to say things. Maybe this is something he's been keeping for a while and just found an excuse to say it.
>>221018045NTA but its funny you brought up Andy Warhol's art because thats a pretty good representation of the problem with House as the point of Warhol's art was to show how repetition could rob art of any sense of feeling and render it meaningless, which isn't that different from what you get from watching a highly formulaic episodic television show.
>he's wasting his time defending his thirty year old show to housewives on the Internet BLEAK!
Any intelligent person realizes that all stories become essentially the same when abstracted enough, and how enjoyable the story is depends entirely on how well it is told and not how original it is.So it's always funny to me to see one of the low IQs pipe up with some variation of this trite bullshit when they think they've uncovered some secret truth that is being hidden from them.
>>221016450Honestly, House focusing on a disease of the week was my least favorite aspect of the show. If the show was more character focused, it could have been so much better
>>221016975Law and Order SVU is barely Law and Order. There’s no formula besides someone gets raped in the first 5 minutes. There’s a non-zero chance they’re storming a secret government facility to recover anthrax by the 3rd act.
>>221017337How much do you think Hugh Laurie makes?I mean he probably started out with something along the lines of 1.5 million, but that's one nice house and the taxes for a few decades.As far as residuals, he probably gets in about 15k a year at most.
>>221016561Pissed and shidded
>>221016450>zoomer discovers procedurals follow a procedure
>>221017557I just binged Monk it was still great
>>221016450>How would you respond to Hugh Laurie without sounding mad?"good goy"
>>221018294House is hugely popular in syndication so it depends entirely on the terms of his contract. If he negotiated an ownership stake like the Friends actors did, he could be making millions in residuals. Regardless, it's almost certainly a lot more than 15k a year.
>>221016450CGI hair
>>221018225How are the stories of a giant mechanical nigger fighting sentient planets essentially the same as the story of Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry buggering each others arsehole's and abducting young orphan boys from the tough wet cobbles of Hackney the same when abstracted? Are we talking abstraction in such astronomically rarefied terms that there is no longer even the vaguest sense of anything?The irrefutable and ultimate point is that Hugh Laurie is clearly a massive old school pedo, and that big American 20-30 episodes-a-season procedural formatted tv is shamelessly formulaic and worthy of ridicule.
Hugh is malding here
>>221018409>big American 20-30 episodes-a-season procedural formatted tv is shamelessly formulaic and worthy of ridiculeAnd yet it's so much better than the fart-sniffing prestige TV slop with 8 episodes and 3 years between seasons that we have now. So get fucked retarded nigger.
>>221016450Fuck you all, British men exist to destroy someone's mind with their withering barbs, this was a pleasure to read as I sometimes watch a lion kill a gazelle. Too many times we just don't see British people do that like they used too in case they might *shudder* offend someone who just learned English 6 years ago and somehow is allowed to use X to type like the rest of us.
>>221018409>Are we talking abstraction in such astronomically rarefied terms that there is no longer even the vaguest sense of anything?No, you're just too dumb to understand.
>>221016450He's right tho
>>221018446It was almost always 24 episodes and a holiday special. Unless it was a mid-season replacement.
>>221017266Genuine 80 IQ post. Attacking the source of a quote has no relevance to its truth.
>>221016450Wait House was played by Hugh Laurie, like from blackadder?
>>221016450Fucking devastated. How the hell can you even respond to this, knowing the guy himself got off his old man rocker to put you in your place?
>>221016450Actually Hugh Laurie, I'll have you know they're called parentheses, not brackets.
>>221016450>666 . 3k views
>>221017329What positions have you argued for despite disagreeing with?
leave Hugh Laurie to me
>>221016450Id accept that I hadn't really thought about it much and am a midwit at best
Lupus
>>221018960I argued against pedophilia
>>221017557Those are the best shows to binge watch though. When I was a NEET in my twenties I would literally just watch USA or Law and Order on TNT.
>>221016561Newsflash, celebrities don't run their own social media
>>221016561After the role of a lifetime, he's been busy.
If this happened to me I’d probably kill myself and post that Hugh Laurie caused my suicide
>>221016616because janet is a fucking tard and needs it to be spelt for her to understand
>>221016450based laurie, bodied that freak
>>221016561
>>221018986unsquint your eyes
>>221017398>slingers?What do they sling?
>>221016671if she wrote a shitty novel (entirely likely) would he then praise it, since you can't criticize things unless you have done them yourself? he ain't write no novels...
>>221017997>worthless televised medical-procedural dogshit as a cynical curmudgeon appreciated almost exclusively by middle aged women and turboredditorsYou watched House and you laughed.
I've never seen House but why not have a fun episode where House just gets everything right and cures like 5-6 patients
>>221016450
>>221018035Calm down
>>221016450He's right?It's a formulaic TV show. More to the point like he says here, and like they literally hammer home almost breaking the 4th wall directly in the show, if you cared about the medicine you were a retard. The show wasn't about that, it's just a backdrop to tell human drama, either about the patients or the staff.
>>221017997Why are you so mad though?
>>221019282>>221019282One of the first episodes is him doing then when he was forced to do clinic duty. The thing is he is a genius doctor who runs a diagnostics department, and he specializes in the kinds of cases that have stumped everyone else, so not the kind of thing you could just knock out. Or sometimes they do get it right first, but something else comes up that throws them off the trail.
Janet is right. House is paint by numbers garbage. The worst ep was when House tried to kill himself by sticking metal into an electrical outlet. Only retards watched garbage like this.
>>221018986who?
>HughI would reach out across the table towards his arm>Hugh I would never make this about us, but the things you've said in this telegram about your old show are making things difficult.>That's it now, take a glass of water. I know I shouldn't have started this so early in the morning, but it needed to be said.>Now Hughie, sweety I love you and don't be cross but I think you should delete it. And quickly before this causes any more blowback. We can't have people finding out about us. >Yes, I know it's an unrelated article and I'm being unreasonable but the boys in the year above me were laughing about it and I blushed and now they're calling me gay
>>221016450Fair point Hugh, now I dare you to defend Avenue 5.
>>221019235He did write a novel actually. It was a spy comedy
>>221019352ThisIt's literally just "Sherlock Holmes if he doctor"He even lives at 221B Baker Street, it's not fucking subtle
>>221018409>How are the stories of a giant mechanical nigger fighting sentient planets essentially the same as the story of Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry buggering each others arsehole's and abducting young orphan boys from the tough wet cobbles of Hackney the same when abstracted?One word: Conflict
>>221019210ninja stars
"Did ChatGPT write that for you?"
>>221016531It’s ‘thoughbeit’ and her talent, or lack thereof, is not relevant to his point.
>>221016561because it's a common sentiment and should be responded to.
>>221016929>>221017557You're just Netflix-brained, when I was 15 I watched half a season of House in a day in the summer when I was tired from playing outside.
>>221016900Bongs also refer to companies as plural
>>221016531Just another nigger propped up by the prop-up-nigger-s-instead-of-talented-white-people machine.
>>221016836The jeet killing himself without a shred of foreshadowing was pretty bad. Anything that had to do with CTB dying was stupid as fuck too. Absolutely lost interest in the show when that became a plot thread.
>>221020288
>>221020603basically uncounterable rebuttalwhat would Hugh respond with without sounding mad?
>>221020884He quit on short notice during the filming of the season to take some government job. Probably could have written him out in a better way, but whatever.
>>221020884>The jeet killing himself without a shred of foreshadowing was pretty badNow if you watch any video of his on youtube you will have faggots saying shit like>bro the signs were there all along>how could no one reach out?etc kek
>>221017329>Sometimes I argue for things on here that are the opposite of what I really believe in just so I can understand how the other side reasonsNo I don't>>221017337you guys really overestimate how much actors make. he's definitely not strapped for cash but the guy isn't bezos tier
>>221016450Damn, gottem!
>>221016450OH BUGGER OFF YOU OLD FART
>>221017329Hello Claude
>>221016450that’s a pretty fucking hilarious response. fuck your twitter thread.
>>221016450>You know what fits into an hour? 10 sets of 6 minutes. You could have had an entire episode of House being right from the start 10 times in a row.
>>221016531b-b-but i have to mention a woman and a non-white or i'm problematic
>>221016921It was, but the show itself was produced by NBC.
>>221016450I remember some of the episodes where House doesn't save the patient, and those were legitimately interesting, sometimes among the better ones.One I think I remember is the one with the teenager who had radiation poisoning from a radioactive trinket he unknowingly carried around. That episode ended with him dying and there being nothing House could do to stop it other than manage the decline. Stuck with me when I first watched it because House dropped all pretence of assholery and was completely serious for the rest of the episode.
>>221016531>thobeitI think you mean thougheversobeit.
>>221016561Why would you even post retard?
>>221020884i actually enjoyed that the jeet suicide had no foreshadowing, not only because thats just how it is sometimes in real life, but because the plot thread of house kicking himself that he also didnt detect any foreshadowing was pretty decent way of covering it and encorporating it into an episode
>>221016616Celebrities are just like us, they sit bored at home and seethe online at random people.
>>221023796it happened because he got a job in obama admin. they had to quickly remove his character
>>221018294>15k a year at mostcome on lmao
>>221016450I miss shows where every episode follows the same basic structure and you could just randomly watch any given episode and have a good time.
>>221017337>why do you care about your workshut up loser faggot
>>221016450I mean he's right but he shouldn't have responded at all.
>>221016450Janet is a tard to be sure but this is a weirdly seething response to some rando on the internet
His feed is kind of sad
>>221016450>How would you respond to Hugh Laurie without sounding mad?How many more tweets before you get the response right?
>>221024072Jesus I wish I hadn’t seen this shit
>>221023994Yep. Procedural X of the week shows seem to have completely died out in favour of bloated budget netflix traumaslop.It's sad.
>>221023994Sopranos unironically ruined TV as it convinced people that only serials could be great television. Comfy procedurals have fallen by the wayside, all that’s left of the genre is absolutely garbage boomerslop like CSI and Law and Order. Comfy shows like House and Psych and Burn Notice literally don’t fucking exist anymore
>>221024088lel on the bright side the replies to his denial of being a Zionist is just Jews seething
>>221016675I saw some autistic fag on twitter ask why people like romcoms. >Um, excuse me, why are we listening to this pop song when there is no lore or card-building mechanics! Inefficient!
>>221024115Sopranos isn't serialized though. it's not procedural and it does have long term plot lines (as does House), but it's mainly episodic. if you want to blame anything for serializing television it's probably Breaking Bad.
>>221016561to own that bitch
>>221016929House was probably my favourite show ever to binge its max comfy
wtf did he mean by this?
>>221016531FPBP
>>221024115lol that’s not how sopranos ruined tv… problem is every show from mad men to succession tries to ape the super-dark cinematography without knowing how to. the amount of times fucking HACKS try to recreate this scene alone… https://youtu.be/cHbuH2AQsZo
>>221016450Kinda want to listen to the goldberg variations again now
>>221017659It's a meaningless critique. It's a product, a job.
>>221016561Because he's an insecure dweeb?
>>221016561You know when you write a reply to someone here but then don't post it because it's not worth actually worth it? He didn't get to that last stage of thought
>>221017997>appreciated almost exclusively by middle aged women and turboredditorsliterally everyone liked it when it aired>Bach wrote transcendent masterpieces,name 2 without assistance (you can't, so you can't speak authoritatively on this topic)
>>221016450I would offer to send him a signed copy of my first novel since I published it 12 years ago.
>>221016450The last sentence is unnecessary and reveals that he's actually both seething and a cunt.
>>221024776fact
>>221016450house is jewish written slop tv comparing it to art is insulting. im glad it exists though solely bc it gave childrens hospital a reason to exist
>>221017266lycurgus?
>>221016962thank god, before the first niggerman villain was about to drop it
Favorite House episode? Mine was when House unnecessarily biopsied Cartman's brain against Cartman's wishes and then Cartman was trying to figure out if he was retarded or not. I think it was a two-parter. Something about pidgeons.
>>221025150Fuck me, Foreman, not Cartman.
>>221019501house s5 destroyer
>>221019080you have autism
>>221016561Why not? Dude's retired living off his House millions. I would do nothing but shitpost aswell.
>>221025150>cut out nogs brain>nothing changes
>>221024321bro is a massive zionist pig.
>>221023283My favorite was the one where Foreman insisted on nuking some lady he simped for's immune system; House lets him do it, only afterwards do they discover she had a run of the mill staph infection hiding in her heart, so Foreman basically killed her trying to be right.
