/tv/ humor thread
>>221018766i didn’t know they broke up once and dated other people
>ur a big guy>for you!this made /tv/ fags piss their pants, shit and cum laughing
>>221021581kek
>>221021634How do i read this? Clockwise or left- right left right?
when do the funny ones get posted
>>221018766It's crazy to think of all the eras of memes... All that stuff will just fade into the aether. Like foul bachelor frog, when's the last time you saw that? No one will document it all well. So much will be lost.
>>221018766>>221020250Looks like we got a real hothead here
Itt anons post their shitty oc that isn't good enough to be posted in real threads
>>221021721Even with the images saved it’s hard to communicate the relative popularity of memes against each other to make sense to those who weren’t there
>>221021676>"Thats the best part, Jerry. It doesn't matter.">"It doesn't matter?">*Audience laughs slightly>"It's equally funny in every slice.">"But what about the edges?">*Audience laughs heartily>"...The edges?">*Audience laughs even louder>"You know... those sad little parts around the edges where there isn't any jokes">*Audience laughter is starting to get out of control>"...You mean like a pizza crust?">"Exactly! It's just dry flavorless bread! If I gotta pay extra for more toppings I want them to actually top the entire Pizza!">*The audience can no longer stop laughing. Several audience members are slumped over, blue in the face from lack of oxygen>George is visibly confused>"...But the crust is the best part"
>>221018766best meme
>>221021676That's the joke
>>221019343Why does spiderman have the worst fucking villains? An old man in a buzzard suit? Then a fucking guy in a rhino suit? And a guy in a lizard suit?
>>221021634the simpsons has hundreds of excellent edits and remixes and somehow this is the only good seinfeld meme
>>221018766Is this line actually in the movie?
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>>221021721i'm baffled the poke parents are gone. they were right after bad advice dog and courage wolf, which laid out the image macro standard of joke bottom text
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I need a shit
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>>221022937The more often these people point to really popular things and say "it's this or the ideology", the better
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>>221021736Brasato e rossopillato
>>221019343Fucking hell raimi
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>>221023074>the cheapest article of clothing in this image is more expensive than the most expensive article of clothing I've ever worn
>>221023371Poor
>>221023478my sides
>>221021634Got any more seinfeld sliced memes? It works really well with that style of humor
>>221023573I miss sex.
>>221021721Don't worry anon I have it all backed up, especially the foul bachelor frog. Phonepostin from work rn so maybe later.
>>221023689This video would get 50 million viewers in a month
>>221022090Because Daredevil took all the cool ones in town
What's the line between finding dogshit normalfag maymays ironically funny and being a tranny that pretends wholesome chungus maymays are the only thing you're allowed to laugh at?
>>221022090the hero isnt any better, a dude with pajamas with spider webs doodles on it
>>221024032>2018well? were they ready?
>>221024059>off by 4
>>221022914Greeting anyone always leads to a minute intense hand washing
>>221023432The ultimate reddit
>>221024607You sound like the epitome of masculinity.
>>221023672Absolute classic
>>221024950Masculine or not, i prioritze hygiene and health no matter how it looks. I suppose you could larp but why? Not like anyone sees it anyway
>>221021599>flying hi-speed armored suit, that can shoot>not "sandrakers"You had one job.
>>221021599And then please fuck my girlfriend her name is Stuff.
>>221021629And then I gave him a ride on my forklift, hhe-heee!
>>221024209WHAT IS THIS 2007?
>>221018810I'm sure spiderman fucked so many guys.
>>221024989There's like an infinite amount of unhealthy things we are doing all the time, and problems arising from too high hygiene, like allergies, are also a thing. Not trying to be an asshole unironically, just interested in the mentality of you super hygienic people.
>>221024209lmao
>>221021736First one to make me kek
>>221025269And pop a boner.
>>221023008They made some great documentaries during that Hitler era though
>>221024989>i prioritze hygiene and healthBy killing the bacteria on your hands which would otherwise interact with your immune system, you deprive yourself of a chance for your immune system to develop a natural defense against those germs. This is the reason that people should encourage their kids to play in dirt, because it strengthens their immune systems due to exposure. Washing your hands after using the bathroom is fine, but simply shaking someone elses hand doesn't warrant it.
>>221023689>>221024025They wouldn't have the balls to face him on camera unfortunately.
>>221019343I wrote this.
>>221026025Thank you for your service. Thee posts make teevee worth it
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>>221022967>"have you seen Past Lives">"lets binge the Harry Potter movies, anon">"Parasite was AMAZINGI've heard all of this from well educated "good movie" enjoyer women.Never met a woman who could rec a decent movie without it being some oscar-bait romance or just absolute slop they enjoy to fill the silence
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>>221026642Alright, the last and the best of my collection
>>221026642heh
>>221021581>le jewbrick was le perfectionist and le moon landings happenedthis is like reddit squared
>>221025215>>221025815>There's like an infinite amount of unhealthy things we are doing all the timeI try to minimze them without taking it too far and finding the right balance. Coming in contact with other people or unknown spots especially in public places just makes me feel dirty. Washing away any potential bacteria lets me retake control.
>>221027006I was in that thread.
>>221025525Maybe. But why didn't they ever subtitle any of the clips from his speeches? That always seemed like an odd choice
>>221018766I like that one where Tony is glowing red and says "the core has melted, we're going to die".
>>221027006Woah that's a lot of upvot-uh I mean (you)s!!!>>221027828Woah you are so cool, anonymous!
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>>221028328Lol
>>221023432Its crazy how much more pleasent this comic is to look at compared to the original
>>221018766OPs pic makes me upset snd I font know ehy.
>>221023326black guy didn't look at him while shaking his hand, disrespectful
>>221023386Goy
>>221027994They don't want you to hear what he is mad about. Because it isn't what (((they))) are telling you.
>>221023008At we least we have forged in fire.
>>221021803Had to steal it for the filename alone
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>>221022934they'd cast Awkwafina instead
>>221022937does this author not know anything about the 1960s
>>221030062This is true though. Movies are bad and people who say they are good are shills.
>>221021616why are movieniggers so pretentious?
>>221031173shill means you're being paid for the posting. liking something is not being a shill
>>221024254So close
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>>221021539oh my stars and garters
>>221023044Doctor who was already dead before they brought on the woman
You shouldn't kill youself unless you have the drive to do it in a painful way, like stabbing or slitting your own throat. Anything thats instant like jumping or shooting yourself robs you of the sense of conviction. Its trying to find a way out of pain without truly coming to terms with that youre doing.
>>221023649>I miss sexGen lead is so easy to spot
>>221023057Haha
>>221023670TAOOBA
>>221028188me too
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>>221025988I still can't believe people are this butthurt about the prequel reviews. Lol, those movies sucked get over it. Just because Disney starwars was worst doesn't make them any better
