>$105.5 million on opening weekendWhat's the /tv/erdict?
>>221020053its too good for /tv/ sloppersthey only watch capeshit here
Why is it so hard to make the actors look like they're all sat in the same theater? The old covers managed it betterIs that the point? To look bad?
>>221020284Yes, I assume the point was to make it look like a late 90s/early 2000s Photoshopslop movie poster, given how much the advertising is banking on nostalgia.
>>221020053The best parts are when they are parodying stuff directly and talking about the legacy.The parts when the theater was dead quiet is when they tried to offend woke people and it falls flat. They tried way too hard to be offensive, but forgot the jokes.
>>221020342Its just not groundbreaking to be all FUCK WOKE nowadays. The culture war is already dead and even conservatives are sick of it.
>>221020378>it's not groundbreaking to have woke fatigue>the culture war is dead>conservatives want you to stop making fun of wokeThere's a difference between bad jokes (this is the movie series for that) and woke being dead, which it really isn't
>>221020378Exactly. It felt like that should have belonged in a 2021 movie. If they had included more parodies of current horror movies, it would have been much better. Especially because there have been so many decent horror movies in the last few years.
>>221020342You can’t parody woke it horseshoes with parodying trump. The stuff you come up with is just as ridiculous as the thing actually is.It’s like a clown trying to make fun of a clown for his baggy pants and big red nose
>>221020053Dei or Tuesday?
>>221020053better than 2 and 5 but worse than 3, 4 and 1 obviously
>>221020053>Every line will be crossed>Except Jews>And Blacks>And fags>And dykes>And trannies >And Biden >And Kamala>And Democrats in general really>And Epstein>And Muslims>And Indian rape gangs >All that's off limits, but ALL the other lines will be crossed. Pinky promise.
>>221020443>and woke being dead, which it really isn'tWoke has been dead since Liberals turned against Israel and focused most of their time and energy on that. Notice how there are no more movements like BLM, Stop Asian Hate or Metoo anymore while companies stopped trying to appeal to them with rainbow logos or DEI incentives.
>>221020053Was that really Anna and Regina naked at the end or body doubles? Regina is caked up if that’s her.
>>221020053Gay Ray jokes are still funny
>>221020053why is brenda and rays daughter blasian?
>>221020479Yet the movie shits on 3 and 4 constantly and tells the audience only 1 and 2 are any good
>>221020507They made fun of Trump, Elon Musk and ICE, that barely counts as crossing a line since everyone and their mom have made fun of them by now
>>221020526Anna was naked and showed her ass in House Bunny (DVD version/BD is cropped) and her ass looks mostly the same so probably it is her, Regina is most likely a body double tho
>>221020525>stopped trying to appeal to them with rainbow logosHuh, weirdCan't say the other things are dead though, especially on the video game front, and all the DEI hires are still in their jobs
>>221020507They kill a tranny and DEI the character
>>221020912Odd because Charlie Sheen's flashback sequence was obviously the peak of the franchise
>>221020954Anna’s ass look nice and cute. You’re probably right about the body double but I really hope it’s Regina. But she doesn’t really do nudity right?
>>221020507>Bro asking for jokes about a literally who nominee that lost their election 2 years ago Yeah bestie hit me with those Bob Dole deep tracks
Shorty was in it too much, Hanson was in one scene. Test audience version was funnier.
>>221020053TOTAL CHUD VICTORY
>>221020053I thought it sucked. I remember threads in this board leading up to the release that came up with far better jokes than what ended up in the final product
>>221020053Exactly as good as the other movies minus 5.Literally nothing different, it's Scary Movie.
>>221020507>>And Blacks>>And fags>>And dykes>>And tranniesAll of those get shit on very hardEspecially gays and trannies
>>221021210The Airplane/Top Secret guys did 3 and 4 and the Wayans are butthurt about it. 3 is the best in the series by the way and it's not even close.
>>221020284society has accepted bullshit, so we get bullshit
>>221020053I'm pleased slop films are back on the menu. Turn your brain off and laugh at the funny weed jokes
This movie felt kinda dated to me, some of the references, I felt the same way about Nu-scream when it came out honestly.It was ok, the offensive humour was meh, I'm a full on bigot but like, IDK it's hard to do it in an interesting way in a dumb comedy like this. Just comes off as juvenile.
>>221020053What did Shannon Elizabeth do to be blacklisted from Hollywood exactly? They had no problem bringing back Carmen Electra (Scary Movie 1 & 4), Anthony Anderson (Scary Movie 3 & 4) this one is really funny since Anthony Anderson was accused of rape multiple times and Shaquille O'Neal (Scary Movie 4), yeah they only brought the last 2 back to shit on Scary Movie 3 and 4 and to kill them, but still
>>221020342>>221020456this movie has funny scenes in a really messy uncoordinated plot.there are individual scenes that are very funny but they arent connected to anything and have no coherent part of the "plot"also the new cast is completely shit, just awful just really annoying and cringe.everyone is over acting and trying to hard to be funny.most of the scenes with the new cast are shit.also the movie lost 25 minutes of deleted scenes because test audiences found them too offensive. and they cut two jokes making fun of trump and his wifea lot of the jokes are recycled from scary movie 1 and 2. they are just reused.>>221020462they cut the trump jokes
>>221020507>>And Epsteindid you even watch the movie?
>>221022209>But she doesn’t really do nudity right?No, but Anna did, this is her in House Bunny (DVD version), you can compare it to Scary Movie 6 and decide if that's her real butt or not
>>221024173hank hill
>>221024173
>>221020053Not really good, it felt too rushed, too fast paced, too many jokes from the original movie.Still some things were fun.Also the dubbing in French fucking sucked, I don't know what the hell happened to French dubbing but the drop in quality is absolutely terrifying, it used to be fucking high quality.
>>221020879Ray sucked an asian guy and used the semen to impregnate brenda.
>>221020507dumb /pol/nigger
>>221020053>bring back nearly the whole cast of SC1+2, do absolutely nothing with themThe Sinners gay twerking scene was funny, everything else was boring. Ray got sanitized because his character would be considered too much of a rapist and Shorty just turned into Marlon's self-insert.
>>221024463Nah the only decentish Sinners joke is the one from the trailer.Best parts are when they go in on the blacks. Good black stealing joke the very beginning and some other good references.Probably features the most prolific use of the word Nigger that I can remember for a long time.
3 > 1 > 2 > 6 > 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5
Goyschlopp for the goy masses of retards.
>>221020284Jesus christ, I just looked at the poster well and you're right. Fucking shameful they even thought it was funny to just photoshop
>>221020053Generic slop.
>>221023841Fuck imagine being a retard. Everyone knows the only good scary movies are the 1st and 2nd. Kids.
>>221024552>good scary movies are>scary movies>goodAre we only here to suffer?
TRUMP WON, WOKE LOST HAHHAHAHAHAAH
>>2210245521 is good, 2 is unmitigated trash.
>>2210245523 is the only funny one. 1 has wazzup and 2 has turkey hand guy but that's about it
>>221024675You probably just didn’t get the references from 1 and 2 as you were too young to have seen the movies.I assure you, 1 and 2 are great. 3 is cancer and it just gets worse and worse.
>>2210246602 has the big booby bimbo bro. plus the bird and the cat are funny.
They crossed every line...
>>221024728Well I'm 45 so I got most of the references, however if I watch it now there is no way i'm laughing at anything in it, except maybe the small dick joke. The hat joke in 3 is funnier than all of jokes from 1 combined
>A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico. A body may have been recovered. "May have been?" Well, there was a terrible mix-up. It was Thanksgiving. The body was sent down to the kitchen. They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner. That's the last I saw of it. No, scratch that. There were some sandwiches made the next day.
>>221024675>1 has wazzup i honestly have no idea what is fun in that scene.
Needed more Brenda and less Shorty
>>221020284It looks like those MS Teams meetings backgrounds where everyone is sitting in an auditorium or some shit. Why did they make this so shit?
>>221025961ghostface mask went goofy lol
>>221025961retarded parody of the 'wazzup' budweiser ads from the era
>>221020053If it actually tried to be funny it would not have been greenlit. The gatekeepers know what they are doing.
>>221023964This
What move does "the stuff" parody?
>>221026647The Substance
New Naked Gun mogged this hard
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>>221026692is that cody rhodes? kek
>>221026692>glass still shining itselfokay fuck i may have to watch this
>>221020053>>221023964>Everyone will be offended >Every line will be crossed Dunno, compared to actual early 2000s comedies like "Not Another Teen Movie" and even the original "Scary Movie" it felt tame as fuck
>>221026713Yes apparently he will also be in the upcoming Street Fighter movie playing Guile?
>>221026740they continually forget that their audience of 30+ year olds includes dudes who played "unplug terry schiavo" games on newgrounds>it's going to be OFFENSIVE and SHOCKINGbro i have watched a cartoon dog impale it's female cousin on it's dick
>>221026740Yeah
>>221020507The entirety of nigger satire is making fun of niggers, even passively.
>>221020507That's my complaint and shows like South Park do exactly this. "safe edgy" where they pretend to make fun of all sides but clearly have ideological sacred cows. It's performative irreverence and falls flat to anyone with a brain.
>>221024019>They cut the trump jokesThey had a few Trump/Republican jokes in itThey were pretty much the same as soundbites youd hear on The ViewT. Someone who watch the movie on FridayThey were weak jokes because everything's been said there's no original joke anyone can make that doesnt sound like Don Lemon whiningActually having Don Lemon to just go Fuck Trump would actually have been a funnier joke in the movie because it would have been unpredictably randomThe jokes that werent funny were the ones you could see coming from a mile away
It was tamer than 1 and 2If you expected a lot of sex or bodly-fluid related jokes, you'd be disappointednot even a cum-blast scene
>>221024173>>221024306I'll say Anna is actually hers, it looks just as flat as it did in House Bunny the other is probably a body double
>>221027318CAKE
>>221026740>*OP makes thread asking which version of NATM he should watch* >*Anons tell him to watch the unrated cut repeatedly* >*OP watches theatrical cut instead and then bitches about the scenes posted on the thread not being in the movie*
>>221024728Unfathomably based.
>>221027387Anons can't read
>>221020507>>Every line will be crossedWho would believe this for even a minute. The movie would never have been greenlit.
It's shit desu
>>221026740It's super offensive for today tranny zoomers that find gay and gender jokes offensive
>>221020507>epsteinIt’s been in the news for years now and nothing comes from it since it’s just hookers complaining
>>221020053i love sm 1 & 2, saw this one on friday it sucked
>>221020053 People are tired of milquetoast/lecturing movies that try not to offend anyone and/or are overly deferential to minorities. Culture and entertainment are often escape valves, sometimes they have to be unbridled and push the envelope
>>221027188>Don Lemonhaving him get stabbed in the ass and die would be funny. Seeing a guy famous for TDS doing random TDS is never funny
>>221020053>What's the /tv/erdict?It made more than He/Him-Man, so I'm satisfied with it
>>221020053It was torture to me to get through but the zoomers in my theater seemed to be having a good so maybe I am just old and scary movie was never good I maintain that 1 and 3 had great jokes at least, while this had like two
>>221028010Expecting anything legitimately groundbreaking or worthwhile from existing properties or mega high budget movies is a fools errand. There is simply too much to lose. Either financially or politically. The only things truly interesting will be things that are new or with a budget under $100 million. And edgy comedies are definitely out of the question.
>>221020053It was good for a parody movie. I don't know what you retards expected from this franchise
>>221028210Yeah but some mainstream projects step out of the stifling confines of mediocre producers/"writers' rooms"/"intimacy coordinators" limits. I agree that smaller/midsized budgets offer even more space for boldness in general
>>221028787It's like expecting accurate news instead of propaganda from any news agency owned by a large mega corporation. There is simply too much to lose by doing anything but pre-approved narratives. Like literally trillions of dollars and the equivalent political clout are at stake.
>>221020053I watched it, was awful, only part that got a chuckle out of me was the epstein files part.
>>221020053This movie is genuinely what the "modern audience" wants to see. The TikTok generation are morons who want to see unfunny jokes fired at them one after another and can't really follow stories for the duration of an average movie length.
>>221029083The irony is that this excess of caution and manipulative calculation backfire and went full circle so now the audience they were trying to cater to doesn't care for this overly censored, dumbed down dreck
>>221020053It was alright, all the scenes with only the new cast mostly sucked ass but at the same time i laughed the most at that stupid Dreadlocked joke.
>>221020525>there are no more movements likewe literally still have that but with retards not understanding shit about migration laws and why they exist, kill yourself
>>221020342nah everyone was pissing their pants in my theater with those jokes too, some of the parodies has people staying silent for just not being funny
>>221020053Scary Movie made 1.5 good films, Idk how people still watch it
>>221020053i liked itit whas goodi whas at peace
>>221020053The movie isn't actually "anti-woke", Wayans is pretending to be anti-woke for the sake of getting that audience into theatres but in reality he literally has a tranny child whose mental illness he fully supports. I wouldn't be surprised if any miniscule outrage you can find on Xitter is not real either and those fags are just paid to play pretend to promote the movie more.
>>221031832surprise! that cynical cash grab by the one trick pony is a cynical cash grab. thatll be 50 million dollars plus tip.
>>221031832How dare a comedy movie just make jokes instead of promoting one or the other political ideology.
