"Well, Jay, I didn't think this movie was gay enough.""Yes, Skeletor should have been more overtly gay.""No, Jay, I mean every frame should have been Tom of Finland-level gay."Why is RLM like this now?
They didn't say that.
>>221021340I don't know. Never watched it.
I'm surprised they were so kind towards the film, it seems like precisely the kind of soulless cynical nostalgic cash grab they would be shitting all over.
>>221021340Because gay is funny again now. Instead of skeletor talking about how "us queers need to stick together against the bigots" he makes jokes about buttfucking where the punchline is that males buttfucking each other is absurd.
>>221021340Gen X are gutless heathens that rejected God and Christianity and now God has sent Islam to destroy America Good riddance
>>221021340Every time someone says shit like this or "top gun is so gay lol" I lose all respect for them
>>221021510Are we seriously going to sit here and pretend like He-Man isn't one of the gayest franchises of all time?
Jay is lowkey the token gay of the crew
>>221021555>Sees muscular man>Immedieatly thinks of homosexuality Something you want to tell us, anon?
It's pretty wild for Jay to talk about manchildren when he reviews movies professionally.
>>221021626muscular men are only appealing to homos
I think they wanted that children's superhero movie to be like this.
love that they subtly acknowledge that the movie is literal goyslop
>>221021340>Why is RLM like this now?I don't think I've watched RLM in 6 years. Are they that bad now?
>>221021397You can obviously tell this was one of Mike's childhood shows, so he softballed the hell out of it.
>>221021654You never experienced a power fantasy? Muscular men for years have been avatars from which to experience this, it's the entire appeal of Superman and other superheroes for kids.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlMVG2gPKI
>>221021457>goatfucker seething about america #1488die screaming, etc.
>>221021555Only if viewed through cynical eyes of adults
>>221021889Shalom
>>221022455die screaming, etc.
>>221021397I have no familiarity with the franchise outside of memes and I had a good time.Sure, it’s still slop, but it was the kind of slop other unabashedly slop flicks should aspire to be.I went in expecting Marvel but worse and was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be Marvel but better.
>>221022460yeah, you already said that
>>221021340You wanted it to be even gayer than Tom of Finland, huh? You dirty boy.
>>221021397>He-man>cash grab oh yes, He-man is so popular nowadays they have to milk it while they can
>>221021510Both are pretty gay though. Why deny it? There’s nothing wrong with being gay.
>>221021397>it seems like precisely the kind of soulless cynical nostalgic cash grabBeing a cynical cash grab is what He-Man is all about thoughever
>>221021872Body building magazines etc. featuring big burly muscular dudes is gay no matter how much you want to stay in the closet.
>>221022645Do people who go to dogshows want to fuck dogs?
>>221022634That's what gets me. No one's cared about Masters of the Universe for decades. I only know it from that 2002 reboot that was on when I was a kid.I guess there was a new series by Kevin Smith not too long ago, and also a She-Ra one that /co/ sometimes talks about because it had a cute cat girl?
>>221021868he regressed a little too while playing with his tub of childhood toys
>>221021340> I'll suck your cock and eat your shit, He-Man!"> "But...Skeletor, we haven't even started the battle yet."
>>221022645i dunno what you r talking about. im a very masculine man who's definitely not gay. my fav show was Spartacus as its the epitome of masculinity. it did have too much boobs tho
>>221021397Its a fun nostalgic cash grab.
>>221021639Jay keeps complaining about chud man babies, Mike has to call him down and Mike doesn't believe these man children really existjay bows his head
>>221022989How can he suck when he doesn't have lips or a tongue? I'm not even sure he has a throat.
Gay's don't exist. That's why it's funny, like skeleton men.
>>221022880In the recent She-Ra cartoon She-Ra gets with the cat girl and apparently they have a biological child together through lesbian sex magic or something.
>>221023127Well. Good for them.
>>221023064> Has Skeleton face, yet has huge muscles.
>>221021340Actually a fun video by them. Maybe they still have some soul left in them after all
If Michael Bay made this He-Man would heroically rip out Skeletor's spine then crush his skull as Skeletor pleaded for mercy.
>>221021340They made too many quips about 45 year old man children in this video. They are losing their mental faculties.
>>221022880You gotta remember just how old the people currently running Hollywood are at this point. Many of them are in their 80's for chrissakes. Their dementia addled minds still think these properties from 30 years ago are hip and fresh. They keep trying to reboot these ancient dead properties because to them such properties are something they personally remember/experienced, not realizing that the properties were dead before most currently living people were even born. It's just another symptom of the Gerontocracy.
>>221023224Probably true. I always think of that when someone from Disney complains that young people don't care about Star Wars anymore. I'm 32 and Star Wars is already something my dad introduced me to because he was into it as a kid. For teens now, Star Wars is literally something that was popular when their grandparents were young.I guess something like James Bond can manage to hang on by reinventing itself periodically, but that's something most big properties are actively averse to doing.
Can someone please, PLEASE, explain to me how Jay thinks a he-man remake is somehow being created to target a chud coded audience? What they fuck are they putting in the water in Minnesota?
>>221021340What factually correct?
>>221023297Or look at Transformers. Those movies succeeded where all the other 80's nostalgia reboots failed because Transformers didn't actually end in the 80's. They periodically overhaul it so it's always fresh and always selling toys. 80's kids had G1/G2, 90's kids had Beast Wars/Machines, 00's Kids had the Unicorn trilogy, 10's kids had all those CG shows. These other 80's franchises never kept themselves in the public consciousness like that.
>>221023363Transformers benefits from having a ton of source material to draw from, especially from the comics, which elevated TF into a substantive universe with deep lore.
>>221021340Yo make you uncomfortable.
>>221023329Thats not wisconsin.
>>221021555No more gay than any other fantasy or superheroThis movie is gay, tho, and that's way it's bombing
>>221023363TMNT stayed popular too
>>221021340If Jared Leto didn't voice Skeletor, they would've made more money
>>221022539>I have no familiarity with the franchise outside of memesIt was made for youIt's exactly like the current crop of marvelshit (that bombed too), except more ashamed of being what it is
>>221023127Noone in that tranny show was female, except maybe the males
I thought it was funny when Jay tried calling the people who dislike the subversive cartoon "man babies" but then when Mike reveals he was such a person Jay backed off immediately like the bitch he is.
i havent watched a single video since mike said that there is no need to care about inconsistancies in disney star wars because there are starving children in africai lost all respect i once had, i used to watch half in the bag religiously
>autismo is still seething they laughed at starving children in africabased mike.
>>221021340they are gay after all
>>221021340We joked about He-man being gay since the 80s man. Because it is.
>>221022880the franchise maintained a certain level of popularity even well into the 90s largely due to the toys and just having being so iconic at it's height regardless of whether there were reruns airing or notit didn't just vanish into thin air after its official run in the mid 80s
>it was like that time incel retards got man at he man cartoon>no, that time the woke mind virus went to far and people were justifiably mad>as you say daddy, I completely agree with youIts clear whos the top in this relationship
>>221021340>now
>>221021340who's tom of finland?
Even when I was a little kid I could tell that everything about the he-man cartoon was gay. That's why I watched GI Joe instead.
>>221026024Thundercats were way gayer but also more fun to watch. GI Joe was kind of boring.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ycG-xe1uSMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn49zxXRHhA
>>221026009Wouldn't you like to know?
>>221021340Mike never married jessie and he doesn't have kids. He goes to wrestling matches because he likes looking at the men. He's not in a relationship with jay because jay has far darker desires than mike can handle. Mike simply likes men. That's it.
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>>221022989NYEHHH
>>221023023Jay legitimately sounded like a woman in this review, like Mike was his husband trying to ease his hysteria. In Jay on estrogen now? Is he getting ready to cut it off?
>Reminiscing openly about how they loved playing with action figures in the bathtub >>YOU'RE A FUCKING MANBABY MANCHILD IF YOU CARED ABOUT HE-MAN NOT BEING IN THE HE-MAN CARTOON ACKCHUALLY, YOU FUCKING CHUD!!I've never seen people who LARP as being self-deprecating and self-aware be so genuinely non-self aware.
Kill Jay Bauman and RLM would improve 1000%
>>221022645you're quite literally projecting retardbro nobody is going along with you on your absurd mental gymnastic journey
>>221021340They were joking about how it being gay would be funny, because deep inside, real deep, penetratingly deep, inside, they know that even though they are liberals and accept gays, they are still funny and clownish. This is why gay = haha for everyone, black, white, liberal, conservative.
Why doesn't Jay just come out already?
>>221023023They're all libs now but Mike had a conservative phase during the early 2000s, so he can understand the mindset even if he disagrees with it, whereas Jay is more upset by chuds existing. Rich just laughs at them. Jack Packard probably wants chud extermination squads.
>>221021397>I'm surprised they were so kind towards the film, it seems like precisely the kind of soulless cynical nostalgic cash grab they would be shitting all over.Have to keep the paypigs on their toes. Keep subverting those expectations.
>>221027496He doesn't need to. Everyone already knows. That BOTW episode where that female guest was literally fucking him with her eyes and he looked visibly uncomfortable and cowed was all the proof anyone ever needed.
>>221024189You see, on screen Mike abuses Rich for comedy.Off screen, Mike abuses Jay for real. Jay knows Mike is the larger and more powerful human and could seriously hurt him, so he defers to his opinions for the sake of survival.
>>221027605she had the crazy eyes, it would make me uncomfortable if they were staring at me like that while I'm trying to film a video.
>>221027656>t.gay
>>221021397>soulless cynical nostalgic cash grabSo completely on brand? The cartoon was a soulless cynical cash grab
>>221027496Isn't he already out? They made jokes about it years ago
I thought the fat neck one was the bender?
>>221021359If they said so, they meant it.
>>221021340They've been like that for a while, specifically about gay stuff, they will always complain in BotW about a character having a girlfriend and see it as "a case of the not gays". They have gotten worse, likely because they want to be seen as not the regular youtube critics that complain about movies, like Jay was constantly complaining about manbabies hating this movie despite no one really talking about it, Mike did bring him down and say that wasn't really happening. But it seems like they've just been trying to position themselves as different, like when they were trying to praise the Acolyte because everyone hated it.
now call them disney shills again.
>>221028096It's like they receive their talking points from the DNC and the Soros Foundation.
