I've been pantied and sissified. I'm addicted to gay porno and proud of it. If I don't spend at least 5 hours a day gooning and edging to other men getting their rocks off with each other, I consider the day wasted. Since my show was cancelled by Adult Swim, I've been living with my parents who live in fear of me because I regularly beat them up for no reason. I get high as balls on cough syrup and computer duster and watch Caillou for days at a time. If I see a dog turd on the ground, I grab it and smoke that shit up. Marky's Pyramidhead tulpa looks a lot like me, lol. I'm a bugchaser. Sometimes I shit my pants in public because it amuses me. I got to gay fetish bars at least four times a week. When I met idubbz, I let him fuck me in the ass and call me his bitchboi bimbo femboy cumslut. I eat McDonald's and play tf2 all day. When Rick and Morty gets cancelled, I will kill myself on livestream. I worship Charles Manson. I have never done an honest days work in my life. I wear diapers and I'm a member of NAMBLA. I've been pantied and sissified.Sincerely,Sam HydeP.S. I've been pantied and sissified.
This is literally, unironically me. Ask me anything.
>>221021959We all know Hasan won the heterosexuality contest no need to get pissy about it Sam.
