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>Mark offered you $500,000 for 20% of your business.
>Mr. Wonderful offered you $300,000 for 15%, plus 5 cents for every product sold.
>Here's my offer: $400,000 for 20%, plus one hour of sheet-clutching mating press with my legs wrapped around you, biweekly for the next five years. So what's it going to be?
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>>221023792
>I'm willing to take your deal, but in going to need a little bit more from you. Say we increase the frequency of these sessions to every other day, as well as add various forms of handholding, eye-contact, and deep tongue kissing. If you can make those work, we've got a deal
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i'm in. and for that reason, i'm out
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>>221023893
>I'll do everything you just mentioned, once a week, and once a month you can go balls deep in my throat or asshole, your choice.
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>>221023792
Did this happen
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>>221023792
That's a personal 192 dollar per hour hooker, I'm in
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>lori findom
yes please
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>>221023792
eh, i'll take Mark's offer, thank you.
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>>221023792
Did she bog herself or what
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>>221023792
Op is a faggot and for that reason im out.
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>>221024323
shes offering you 20k worth of 192 dollar per hour, hourly biweekly sessions. i don't blame you for taking 80k more instead. you can just order another hooker and have an extra 80k on top of that. no brainer
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>>221024709
i guess semi weekly is twice a week, bi weekly is once every two weeks, an ever worse deal. mark is the goat.
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>>221024731
Bi weekly would be twice a week, bi monthly is twice a month understood to be every two weeks
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>>221023800
Anon, every race wants to fuck white women
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>>221023792
Mum told me not to fuck Jews.

>>221025097
(((White)))



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