I enjoyed Lynn Collins in John Carter (2012).
sameit wasn't her fault
>>221023914I still remember the billboards for this film. Shits crazy how fast time flies
>>221023914Most memorable part of that piece of shit.
>>221024292whoa hold up there anonit was kino
>>221023914yhjkhjkhjkhjk
>>221024105Wow you remember a billboard from a decade ago? Crazy! And also interesting!
>>221023914reminder this genre never took off because of feminists.Consider what they took from you
>>221024079same
>>221023914>>221024079>>221024370Agreed. She was hot as fuck there
This movie should be rated R. Disney fucked it up.
Imagine if someone was bold enough to make this with all the actors naked as Burroughs' prose says.Completely chaste, no bad language, don't make the deaths in sword fights excessively gory... just a PG action film with endless nudity.
>>221024363Yeah retard, it's called nostalgia/memory. It's this crazy thing that let's people remember the past
>>221024897>endless nudity>rated PG>not R
>>221024897why ?
>>221025014Because that's what the story is and if you aren't going to faithfully adapt it then go find something else to rape.
>>221023914You should see her in Numb (2007) starring our favorite opiated friend and hot tub drowning victim.There's this one scene where she's wearing little white skirt and crawls on top of him on the bed... ohhhhhh boy
If you told a director "rated R", he'd mindlessly have John Carter cursing and use gallons of stage blood each time someone gets eliminated in a sword fight, which would be nothing like the wholesome tone of the books.
>>221025346Imagine created a character like this. The author must be a coomer.
sexy tummy
>>221025373She still looks incredible even now. Damn, she should've been in more stuff.
>>221023914She's mid
>>221023914She is painfully mid.
Unfortunately with he-man flopping so hard the sword and sorcery adjacent aesthetic will remain dead
He was Jed of Helium!
>>221027204I'd take her milfy midness over someone like Zendaya any day.
>>221024897really? They didn't even use fig leaves?
>>221027697No fig trees on Mars