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When are we getting Absolute Bylatman
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>>221024504
When Actors are allowed to take roids again
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>>221024504
>batman but le big and edgy
comic books are so unbearably cringe
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>>221024531
You had Affleck but you threw it all away for Gunn
Deal with your failure or I will destroy your universe
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>>221024752
Lmao, you lost
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>>221024763
Loss? It's just a feeling. Like love, like compassion. Just a thing for lesser men.
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>>221024504
hopefully never
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>>221024842
the funny part about this is uncovering all these groups were funded by the splc
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>>221024531
Don't need actors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnK8akbd2M
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seems like an easy win if they just got a good studio to do an animated adaption. its already manga inspired find some decent jap studio to do it, like they did for some of the 90s shows. even some of the koreans they haver worked with in the past could probably pull it off
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>>221024504
just cast the Mountain and then hire someone else for the voice
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>>221024746
i was just about to post this
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>>221024504
Don't care about capeshit.
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>>221024504
Damn that bat logo is shit, just a rectangle with pointy bits.
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>>221024504
>lame noncanon edgy shit
becasue it't not Batman
becasue it's shit
because capeshit needs to die already
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Is there any example in film of using a bowling ball as a striking object? And I don’t mean as a projectile, but smashing someone with it still in your hand. Cause that's my favorite hit from AB and wouldn’t accept an adaptation without it.
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I'd rather have an adaptation of absolute martian manhunter
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This is the hottest thing in western comics in the past decade plus

>Cringe
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>>221024746
Did you even read the absolute book? absolute troll?
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>>221024887
Context?
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>>221028900
>lost his mom to a school shooting
>all the villains are childhood friends
>alfred is some kind of super spy
>bruce himself is a blue collar gymbro without millions
>all the villains are now edgy monsters instead of grounded in reality
am I missing anything?
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>>221028299
This does look cool.
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>>221028312
He is pretty hardcore in his origins. Have to mix it up.
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>>221024504
I thought it was pretty alright until they started going all out with the kaiju monsters for villains.
I mean I'm still reading it but it's more than kinda silly.
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>>221024504
Absolute Batman sucks so fucking hard and I hate all the hoodweebs who eat up this slop.
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>>221024504
What makes him so absolute?
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>>221029003
Martha is alive in this one. Batman uses deadly force since he was never raised to be religiously devout. Harley Quinn is a chav, Robins are giant sentinel-type police robots
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>>221030072
>Robins are giant sentinel-type police robots
nah two robins have to ride cụck-bikes
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>>221024860
That didn't happen!
And if it did happen it's actually a good thing!
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>>221024504
This looks very grotesque and dumb, hope it never gets made into anything
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Latina Catwoman soon...
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>>221024504
This is the first comic book capeshit (as in actually a comic book, not an adaptation) I see have some cultural relevance in over a decade, is it actually somewhat decent?
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>>221030674
This is one of the guys writing it
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>>221030833
No it isn't, that's a random twitter user in brazil. Absolute Batman's writer is Scott Snyder and the artist is Nick Dragotta
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>>221030897
they did have guest writers for the Annual which is where the prequel story comes where he kills white supremacists. People do leave out that the story ends with a priest making Bruce feel bad about it and him establishing his no-kill rule
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>>221028988
Rectums
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>>221030633
>killing netinyawho's errand boy's performative private army is jew stuff
Can't make it up!
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>>221024504
Why do you want to ruin it?
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>>221026060
I'm playing through Arkham Knight at the moment and it's better than any Batman movie will ever be.
You just can't get the same experience in live-action.
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>>221029783
He's a sith
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>>221024752
>You had Affleck but you threw it all away for Gunn
Who did?
Do you think anyone in this thread is an executive at WB?
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>>221031244
Live action movies are just generally a poor medium for adapting comics.
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>>221031388
I think the problem is that the costumes and characters are either unachievable in live action or would look too goofy.
In videogames they're just perfect 1:1 replicas and they look awesome.
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>>221030550
She’s always been a form of Latina
Either Sicilian or Cuban
Hence Selena Kyle
Selena
>>221030674
I’m an old head who doesn’t like most of the new stuff
They had an arc which is up there with kingdom come, dark knight returns, earth x

I didn’t like the new 52 but this isn’t even close. It’s actually very new and original, they keep the ideal of the characters and put them in a “dark universe”, very well written. Abomination was the bane story arc. Start to finish it’s 10/10. Batman is stripped of all his money and power and given a 6’9 400 lb frame. Basically darkseid figured out how the dc universe works and our universe and was given the ability to create his own by the writers, who built the absolute universe based off readers letters and fan fiction. It’s Omnimeta
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>>221024504
Hopefully never, that shit sucks.
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>>221024504
Absolute Wokeslop
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>>221029783
hes the size of Bane Bane is the size of a building
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>>221030674
>is it actually somewhat decent?
its alright, the artwork is great and Batman is like 7 feet tall 400 lbs which is funny. He doesnt have billions anymore but he does still have gadgets and preptime.

Its pretty violent, and thats saying a lot for comics in general. Lot of long term disfigurement, edgy stuff like torture. I wouldnt take any of it too seriously though.
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>>221024504
I'd rather get an Absolute Wonder Woman cartoon
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>>221024504
lol, can you imagine this hulking mass flying down at you from above? 600lbs of muscle moving so fast that he starts to heat up from all the friction of his 8ft wide body.
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>>221024860
>all these groups were funded by the splc
If by groups you mean jews pretending to be nazis online and irl to justify stealing the American taxpayers money then yes, they funded some groups.
If you think a jew will pay a nazi to shit Post then you don't know them. The jew will pay anothet jew to play pretend to increase and justify more spending.

They are so damn evil.
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DC is retarded by not pumping millions into making absoluteverse animated shows. Invincible is animated like shit and it still really popular.
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>>221032166
based
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>>221032554
they even have built in crossover arcs for the hype
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>>221024504
He kills people in absolute batman?
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>>221031088
because is retarded and forgotten and they double down later
comic books writters tend to do that
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>>221033965
he doesn't kill (besides the prequel comic where he stops killing) but he doesnt seem to worried about maiming or if they survive
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>>221024504
2 part question
>What are some based comic runs that they should make movies of (any superhero character)

>Not a comic reader. What are some based comic runs I should read? Its rainy and I'm bored
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>>221032166
me too
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>>221032554
it hasn't even been two years since absolute batman started, it's going to take a while for shit to happen
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>>221034128
he does kill
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>>221031994
>building the size of a tagerine
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sjw racemixing garbage.
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>>221024504
It's revenge porn like everything else the left makes. They want to take a beloved character and have it humiliate and kill the people they personally hate.
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>>221034509
show me him killing outside the Annual. both Black Mask and Bane survived
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>>221035485
multiple mooks dead, you can read them and see yourself you lying sack of shit
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>>221028312
>Violator but the joker
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>>221031750
>>She’s always been a form of Latina
Always? Hardly. That's just some 21st century bullshit.
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Batman would be cooler if he was a twerp detective that used gadgets and gizmos to take down perps
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>>221031750
>She’s always been a f
no, you are stupid
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>>221036930
Inspector gadget?
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>>221031750
>she has always been latina
>I’m an old head who doesn’t like most of the new stuff. Is up there with kingdom come, dark knight returns, earth x
>very well written.
so it sucks then, you dumb larping faggot
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>>221028312
w..wat.
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>>221024504
>wot if fatman hat actual edges
Woah
>his logo is a rectangle
Very cool
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>>221030833
>Atheist comicbook fan desperately wants there to be some sort of universal moral guide by which he can condemn unbelievers to hell.
Tired genre.
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>>221024842
What did Bane mean by getting Batman prepped for surgery?
Is he a trans now?
Or was it PReP for unrelenting rough trade gay sex Bane had with Batman's puny butthole with his absolute girth?
Is this why Batman is bashing white supremacists, he's turned (more like turned out) into a socialista trans pozz ally?
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>>221024504
Never. It would take even more CGI to pull off and the capeshit movie industry is cooked.
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>>221037346
in Absolute Batman, after Bane "broke" him, he fitted Batman for Venom gear to be his protege
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>>221024504
>>221024842
thats not a mainline "Absolute Batman" issue either...its a "one shot" that had like 5 other stories in it
>>221028312

>>221037192
>w..wat.

PIC RELATED

the joker is now epstein-illuminati who feeds off the blood of dead infants he gets from orphanages hes runs, and has possibly been alive for a few centuries as a result
the Joker as his "human self" is behind basically everything the jews are in "the real world" (tv movies, vidya, pharmecueticals)
when he "jokers out" using his baby-blood/venom combo, he turns in to 'literally satan" and goes on murder sprees

Absolute batman is beyond fucking redpilled as far as comics go, truly, no matter what some dipshit one-shot issue not in the mainline tries to pull with "muh nazies"
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>>221037804
two-face and penguin
the new two-face look is beyond based
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>>221037820
scarecrow is now some kind of psuedo stephen-king style demon who works as an agent for jokers illuminati plans murdering various people, notably "joe chill" in prison before he cold spill the beans about the illuminati to bruce/batman
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>>221037804
>>221037820
>>221037855

"mr.freeze" (as a child) had a rare incurable disease...his parents (scientists) cryogenically froze him in ice, whereupon he was infected by some million year old bacteria in the ice, that caused him to be aware the whole time, and in excruciating pain, he also gained some of the weird 'transformative' powers some of the villains have from it... also, as "torture" freeze keeps both his parents cryogenically frozen as punishment.
Freeze is also an 'agent' under jokers illuminati, and the same bacteria that infected him, is used by joker and his scientists to synthesize venom and whatver is in the joker/baby-blood
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>>221032166
>>221033481
>>221034223
Too bad her having it relatively better compared to the other heroes looks like it's about to end.
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>>221037804
>>221037820
>>221037855
>>221037903
poison ivy is a psuedo-femcel who was killed in a lab accident after experiementing with injecting DNA of all living life forms into herself to become "one with nature" or something. the fire from her lab explosion incinerates her body except or her heart...which is cant die and can regenerate and hosts her soul-essence...through which she can use plants and sheit to turn into crazy biblical angel figures and project mind control gas etc.

batman gets into a stand off with her and blows her heart away with a sound gun, despite making a deal not to do it (her heart is her last link with her mom)
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>>221024504
>The series stars a 24-year-old blue-collar civil engineer named Bruce Wayne, who operates at night as the vigilante Batman, fighting crime with his self-designed equipment and armor. While doing so, he is stalked by an MI6 agent, Alfred Pennyworth.[2] Unlike the mainstream DC continuity's Bruce Wayne, this version grew up without family wealth in Crime Alley, and many of his classic enemies, including Killer Croc, the Riddler, and the Penguin, are childhood friends, while the Joker is reimagined as a billionaire.
Okay so this is a socialist reimagining of Batman. Fuck's sake.
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>>221037804
>>221037820
>>221037855
>>221037903
>>221037959
Riddler, like Two-face and Penguin is one of the core "boys" with Bruce. after the bane-breaking he turns into kind of a computer/oracle for Bruce

so far, he is showing the least signs of turning into a villain
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>>221037995
>Okay so this is a socialist reimagining of Batman. Fuck's sake.

no it fucking isnt you shit eating retard.
its explictly explained that Bruce does this to repair the damage Batman does to the city, and by working various construction jobs, he learns every part of the sewer, buildings, "heart and soul" of the city

also, he uses the unfinished construction sites as temporary batcaves, and he uses construction equipment as 'batmobiles'

quit being a faggot for 5 minutes bitch
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>>221038055
Yes, it is a rich champagne-drinking communist's idea of a "working class" hero.
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>>221037804
>>221037820
>>221037855
>>221037903
>>221037959
>>221038026

Bane is the epicenter of the villains in the story.

Bane works for joker-illuminati as their "champion" going around the world doing warlord things and illuminati things

when he is sent to destroy batman, instead of "breaking batman" he goes after Harvey, Ozwald, and nigma and basically cripples all of them, but leaves them alive

>blows harveys face half off
>breaks every single bone in ozwalds body and shatters him so hard he loses 2 feet in height and becomes a crippled midget (bane mocks him for being a short fag too)
>riddler he challenges to a game of "wits" riddler loses in 60 seconds and bane repeatedly bashes his head on concrete untill he has "more questions than answers now!"
>Croc is taken to the lab, turned into an alligator freak which batman is able to undue thanks to wonderwoman talisman proving these 'creatures' CAN be redeemed to some extent... croc is now largely 'normal' again.
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>>221038102
>Yes, it is a rich champagne-drinking communist's idea of a "working class" hero.
youre a stupid bitch and you didnt read shit and it shows
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>>221037995
it even has farleft anti-semitism see>>221037804

Complete tankie protocols of zion tier propaganda
>>221038102
Its "eat da rich" levels of stupid

The first chapter was basically seething at crypto and musk.

Waiting fir the riddler chapter will be 20 pages of AIDS (Ai derangement syndrome)

Finale will be pure TDS
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>>221038151
the only reason you like it is because you are an antisemitic nazi faggot that thinks the Joker is jewish
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Would they ever do a 180 and make a Batman set in the universe of the 60's show? Like, just drop the pretenses of the tacticool hyper realistic depiction of Batman in a dark and brooding way and have him go back to doing goofy shit like surf contests or using bat spray and stuff? I know they have made a few comics set within that but would they ever do a sort of spiritual sequel to the film they did in '66?
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>>221037804
they explain it in the comic that Joker and bane are using stem cells to have super regeneration or in the Jokers case immortality.
And the Joker in human form is just Bruce Wayne even has the mansion and butler.
The Joker in his demon form is Pennywise from IT and some sort of demonic mad scientist
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>>221038246
nah thats gay.
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>>221038276
>And the Joker in human form is just Bruce Wayne even has the mansion and butler.
>The Joker in his demon form is Pennywise from IT and some sort of demonic mad scientist

right, they also sure jokers veins have the same green "venom" coursing through them too... although it will probably turn out hes the original source of that anyway
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>>221024504
We definitely don't have enough Batman movies.
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>>221038396
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>>221024504
thats shit
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>>221024504
>When are we getting Absolute Bylatman
absolute batman is literally the best thing to happen to comics in decades, and makes how extremely pozzed and shit-libbed main-stream comics are.
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How can I read that? I FUCKING LOVE EDGYNESSS. I HATE IRONY. I LOVE BEING EDGY. 100% SINCERE EDGYNESS. LIKE LINKIN PARK. EATING ALONE AND IMAGINING HURTING YOUR CLASSMATES. SYSTEM OF A DOWN.

YES. I LOVE TAXI DRIVER AND CRIME AND PUNISHMENT. I AM RASKOLNIKOV
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>>221037855
yeah Absolute Scarecrow is very Randall Flagg
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I AM GATTSU
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>>221037804
Okay, I haven't been into capeshit comics in decades but I guess I'll check this out.
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>>221037804
Man I am into a Garth Ennis styled Batman I can see why people got hyped for this.
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Why aren't comic books as easy to download as manga? I wouldn't mind reading this, it looks interesting, but I'm not buying it.
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>>221038911
>>221038849
anti semites
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>>221035485
You don't get to kick a midget into the middle of the ocean and say he just survived without showing him survive.
Same with chopping a guy in the chest with an axe being wielded by a 400 brickshit house. That kills you.
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Ugly ugly art. This isn’t my Batman. This isn’t anyone’s Batman. This Batman makes Frank Millers Batman look like a work of art (and his art sucks). Why would anyone enjoy ugly crap like this? It’s ugly for ugliness’ sake. Irredeemable is what this is. Nobody asked for this and nobody needs it. Hopefully it will never be a movie. The best you fanboys can hope for is a two part cartoon movie of this. Which will still suck. God this is ugly.
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>>221039504
its the best art in the business idiot
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>>221029783
he only drinks Absolut vodka he is Absolut Blyatman
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>>221038928
Mihon and Tachiyoma have western comic extensions
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two-face bout to go harley quinn status

absolute should just become "BATMAN" in general and it would be perfect

the two face is untouchable
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>>221039372
he threw them a life preserver
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>>221040955
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>>221038666
>>221037820
>>221040965
>>221040955
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>>221024752
Based Tiger Force.
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its lame they made harley an unsexy punk. they never do her justice ever since the cartoon, its just soifiends falling over themselves to spoil her.
They made catwoman absolute sexo but not harley its lame. hopefully joker injects her with the sexo serum as a joke
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>>221039504
Best sold comic in a while, don't ask me why, I hate it too, but is popular af in comicbook terms
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>>221024763
We all did.
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>>221040984

>>221039372
>You don't get to kick a midget into the middle of the ocean and say he just survived without showing him survive.
>Same with chopping a guy in the chest with an axe being wielded by a 400 brickshit house. That kills you.

every frame explicitly shows him hooking them with life preservers literally. its that detailed
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>>221031252
Kek
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>>221040997
>hopefully joker injects her with the sexo serum as a joke
this is obviously the set up "mistah JAY is coming

the entire point of
>"all my Child hood friends became unrecognizable monsters because of what I did"
lesson will be applied to her too

nigma leaving will be sad....I like him so far...hes got real bravery Harvey and Ozzwald threw out the window (and I understand)
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>>221040956
>>221041009

It's right here anons>>221038525 the kid's arms are held under the preserver. That means it either slips off him because the arms don't hold it to him, or his arms are pinned by it.
But sure the kid totally lives in this scenario.
He hits multiple goons in the chest with his fucking axe.
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>>221041002
its a lot of rule of cool and that sells better than woke.
Only criticism is the writers keep trying use it as vehicle for their eye rolling politics
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>>221032333
Kekked and chekked.
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>>221041064
>the kid's arms are held under the preserver. That means it either slips off him because the arms don't hold it to him, or his arms are pinned by it.
>But sure the kid totally lives in this scenario.
>He hits multiple goons in the chest with his fucking axe.

lmao im not showing you every frame, but they literally show batman putting the life preserver on every mooks head before he boots them overboard, fuck you you dishonest bitch

i have the screenshots but im not dishonored by your lies to prove it. you make me sick
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>>221041064
>He hits multiple goons in the chest with his fucking axe.
some times its a hammer, some times its an axe, this is an editorial problem not in my control.
the end
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>>221032333
>lol, can you imagine this hulking mass flying down at you from above? 600lbs of muscle moving so fast that he starts to heat up from all the friction of his 8ft wide body.
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>>221041142
You don't have to show me every frame anon I linked you to the one where he is shown murdering a child despite you thinking a life preserver magically means you can't drown because you touched it.
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>>221041192
are you actually getting mad at him cunt punting a kid. the kid had a knoife and it was self defence. also the kid is a murderer
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>>221041211
No I'm getting into a dumb conversation about the "darkest, edgiest" Batman killing people and some anon pretending like that isn't happening.
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>>221041241
the comic book kid didn't die. but your dignity is, in real time.
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>>221041192
lmao the kid lived because he put the life preserver on them

even this retard (pic realated) got a frame dedicated to showing his life preserver on him
ur a full of shit nigger who lies only
youre dogshit i have it right infront of me
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>>221041009
>>221041142
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>>221041241
its a bit ambiguous.Like he headbutts black mask in the head with spikes into his eyes and they imply its fatal but then black mask is murmuring crap as he gets dragged off.
He does maim people like chop off their arms and legs but hes shown to for example modify a lethal gun into a harmless gun
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>>221041283
2/2
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>>221037820
Holy shit is that Venom from Guilty Gear
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>>221041241
>No I'm getting into a dumb conversation about the "darkest, edgiest" Batman killing people and some anon pretending like that isn't happening.
>>221041272

heres the very next frame like i said (because i only tell the truth)
and youre a bitch pussy who only lies

>clearly PIC RELATED *a life vest* (yellow)

i win and you lose because im good and ur (((bad))) and from israel
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>>221041283
>>221041290
they dont explain why black mask has twi'lek minions
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>>221041283
Thanks anon at least I got something out of this silly conversation.
>>221041287
Yeah this is a story where Bane gets burned down to what? Just like his central nerves and half an eye and is being described as being savable.
It's a comic it doesn't have to be consistent because if it's said he hasn't killed anyone then he hasn't, even if this kid>>221038525 is absolutely fucking dead.
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>>221035485
Bane only barely survived due to Ark-M's scientists. Without them, he would be rotting chum in Gotham's bay.
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>>221041323
>>221041388
bane was kept alive so Joker could mind break him
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I don't care what you niggas say, I'm glad Edge Kino is making a comeback. I missed it so much.
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>>221041388
yeah but Bane basically did that to himself. and didnt Catwoman shoot the final venom shot?
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>>221038682
Remember Don’t take it seriously bro!
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>>221041388
>Bane only barely survived due to Ark-M's scientists. Without them, he would be rotting chum in Gotham's bay.

bane survived and the brain and eyballs/spine in the glass tank proved it

Bane in (absolute batman) is bruce wayns 1:1 mirror, he can literally survive anything maybe more than Bruce who refused to "use" the venom

Bane and Bruce are heads/tails rather than joker/Batman this time
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>>221041419
they shot batmans venom into banes venom so he went over his limit and bane-sploded
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>>221037855
I'm still holding onto my theory that AbScarecrow is the crows, and the figure we see is what they mentally project into people's heads.
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>>221041407
>bane was kept alive so Joker could mind break him
Bane survived being broken by Batman and joker * hw
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>>221041451
>I'm still holding onto my theory that AbScarecrow is the crows, and the figure we see is what they mentally project into people's heads.
hes some kind of supernatural demon so far, and he had to have been behind Gordon splattering himself (over the edge reference for zoomers)
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Absolute Green Arrow seems like it could get good
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Absolute dogshit.
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>>221041440
>>221041407
>>221041419
My point is that Batman & Co. undoubtedly intended to end him.
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>>221041615
>My point is that Batman & Co. undoubtedly intended to end him.
they cant because Bruce and Bane are the same person (essentially) unconquerable spirits that will *RISE* no matter what
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How does Bats throw down with all these juiced up demons?
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>>221041695
peak natty performance
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>>221028900
If the editors don't read them then why should I?
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>>221024504
it has arrived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naUryyKesTg
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>>221041440
>they're just a such a marvel
Why is this comic so full of typos? The editor has one fucking job. Of course it's being done by a woman.
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>>221041440
>>221041817
>>221042069
I've only been listening to recaps, and enjoying them, but holy shit, that's pathetic... And apparently these are setting the standard for comics now.
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>>221041817
>>221042069
>>221042362
i just read it online, its free entertainment no way id actually buy it. Btw they put like gay propaganda ads and blm ads in it.
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>>221034199
Blackest Night, to both questions. I reckon the DCEU was originally trying to build up to it with the Green Lantern movie, but then scrapped it because retards complained about the cgi suits, and now we'll never get it.
I'd also like to see Knightfall. Bane is my favorite Batman villain, and his character is almost never done justice.
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Batman and Robin are Gay Lovers
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>>221042410
Really? I just picked up a tpb so never saw any ads. I didn't even finish it. Glad I gave up on it. There were two typos in the first issue. It's crazy.
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>>221031610
>In videogames they're just perfect 1:1 replicas and they look awesome.
They could be but often times they fuck up like any suit related to Batman TAS and Beyond in the Arkham games look bad
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>>221043005
yeah, apparently thats just normal now in american comics. I've never really been into mainstream comics so i haven't caught up with this.
The site i'm reading them off stopped uploading the ad pages though
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>>221031244
i fucking love arkham knight even with the batmobile.
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the regular batman should be the size of absolute batman. at least it would make very slightly more sense that he essentially has super powers even though 'he doesn't have powers'
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>>221040984
they definitely designed this guy for femcels who get horny for pretty psychopaths. but i doubt they'll ever read one issue still.
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>>221044532
Absolute Batman is weird because hes supposed to be a young man "just a kid" but when he puts on the suit hes suddenly middle age Batman again
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>>221044532
no. and batman shouldn't "make sense"
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>>221045334
And yet they try to do make him make sense over and over and over again. Even BTAS was pretty grounded.
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This comic would have been based had they named the jew, which they obviously fucking won't lmao. As things are Joker and his lackeys are just stand ins for "le evil white billionaires grrrr" and is no different than the standard neoliberal propaganda that has infected comics. I admit that the art is very expressive and a breath of fresh air, and I like many of the new designs. But let's not pretend that absolute Batman is anything other than a champagne socialist's idea of a working class hero as another anon put it. The media has long lost the benefit of the doubt.
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>>221045559
get over it already
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>>221043190
Those sort of costumes require the whole game to be in that art style, it just looks goofy when it's in a game meant to look gritty and realistic.
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>>221031244
DC’s animation was always a far more rewarding watch for capeslop than their attempts at live action adaptations.
I know that they started pushing more pozz shit into it after they finished the Constantine story so I can’t speak for the newer stuff.
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>>221045592
Get over what nigga? We've been stuck in the same "billionaires bad" mantra since occupy Wall Street yet nobody bothers to name who these billionaires are. You expect me to take your anti-establishment performance seriously when you can't even bother to bring up surface levels of criticism?
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>>221045911
over your antisemitism
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>>221045709
>DC’s animation
Has been dogshit since Flashpoint.
Miss me with that nuDC shit
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>>221024842
Based
I love that Batman.
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>>221024842
>Batman taking out SPLC mercenaries
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>>221045929
Only when Israel accepts our democratic values and opens its borders to goyim. Hate has no place in the Holy Land. The chosen people need to embrace diversity in order to survive.
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>>221024746
almost like they're made for kids and teenagers eh
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>>221024504
I'll pass on this leftist garbage.
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>Batm-ACK
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>>221046440
thank goodness it was just a dream
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>>221038055
Why is batman wearing a mini skirt
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>>221024504
>Absolute Batman
???
As opposed to...what? Partial Batman??

I don't understand all these "form" names. A few years ago it was "The bat who laughs" or something and now it's this?
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>>221039504
I kind of get it I guess. There's no point retreading old ground. BTAS already perfected the traditional Batman and Dark Knight perfected the realistic Batman. Might as well just go apeshit.
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>>221024746
DC is a trainwreck
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>>221028312
Scott Snyder is almost as much of a hack as Zack Snyder
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>>221047471
their comics are actually doing pretty well. at least by the standards of the last two decades
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>>221046440
he tanked that
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>>221046803
Absolute refers to the universe name, the Absolute Universe. Its usually done in comics when they want a really long running spinoff so they'll make an an alternate universe or AU (coincidentally the same initials).

The bat who laughs is from a comic event (Dark Nights), so hes from another multiverse but doesnt have a comic line.
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>>221024504
>men would like it
cant have that
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>>221047627
>at least by the standards of the last two decades
aka still a trainwreck
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>>221024860
>>221032526
>>221045949
dafuq is the SPLC
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>>221043190
Well, yeah, they're just extra for fun costumes attached to a pre-existing character model in a setting with an entirely different art style.
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>>221048539
they're like the Court of Owls
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>>221048597
cant find anything on SPLC, is this a fucking meme
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>>221048539
Southern Poverty Law Center
Advocacy group fighting for civil rights, combatting hate groups and whatnot. They have been known to infiltrate said hate groups with paid informants, which according to the chud collective means they control and mastermind those groups' entire existences.
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>>221048620
>we have the ADL at home
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>>221045911
You can name them, the actual billionaires, all you want, but when you kvetch about Molock and Mr. Stein down the street instead of expropriating the property of billionaires (not just the Jewish ones), it’s hard to take you seriously at best and you seem more like an insane, malign distraction at worse
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>>221024504
Yikes I wonder what kind of Incel reads this garbage
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>>221028312
Madness Combat did it better
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>>221037820
>looks like a faggot
>based look
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>>221024504
So is the Absolute universe wokeslop or not? I've only seen panels posted on reddit and facebook groups, and it surely looks like wokeslop, redditors an fb numales love that it is wokeslop. I'm kinda surprised seeing anons here claiming it isn't
The things I've seen posted from Batman looks like your usual antifa-wannabe power fantasy, but the Martian Manhunter stuff is straight from early 2010s Tumblr



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